Millie 116,988 28
08/06/2006 12:23 AM

Your mommy helped you move.







Fag.

Millie 116,988 28
08/06/2006 12:24 AM

Sorry.

btotheizzle, whiter than a street gang 1,386 7
08/06/2006 12:25 AM

Your just jealous because you mom hates you.











Not my fault.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/06/2006 12:25 AM

I miss my mommy.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/06/2006 01:02 AM

My mom once made my dad call to inform me that there was a bag of soup cans in the backseat of the car, and she was afraid one would somehow dislodge itself and roll under my gas pedal, causing me to die.



If only I'd died in a freak soup can accident, you munificent GABbers would not have known the BBB.

Supergrover * now on pills 4,517 9
08/06/2006 03:26 AM

My friend told me never to drive over bags on teh road because someone she knew once ran over a bag...of baby kittens. Somebody had thrown a bag of newborn kittens onto the road. Frost-ing awesome.

Anyhow I slapped my friend, and told that bitch I did that Shakespeare for fun. What a gay Ogden Nash dick.

LESBIAN LATINO ASS 0 0
08/06/2006 03:28 AM

LESBIAN LATINO ASS SAYS GAY Ogden Nash DICK IS ACCEPTABLE

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/06/2006 03:42 AM

a bag...of baby kittens



As opposed to a bag of adult kittens?

Blueleprechaun 13,144 10
08/06/2006 03:44 AM

Baby kittens are easier to put in a bag. Now adult kittens you would have to put in a hefty bag, and they would not stop moving.

btotheizzle, whiter than a street gang 1,386 7
08/06/2006 06:12 AM

I'd defiantly go over, say - a tube of kittens.



A bag is just creepy.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/06/2006 10:18 AM

I had to remove her from my apartment



Did you use Bug Off?

btotheizzle, whiter than a street gang 1,386 7
08/07/2006 10:07 AM

No, I used push her down the stairs.

Doll of Troy - Is it football season yet? 3,467 8
08/07/2006 03:18 PM

Maybe you should point out to your mom that they sell mini fridges with microwaves attached to the top of them and that your freezer will be fine.

Kürbis geht Esel voran 56,642 8
08/07/2006 03:22 PM

Offer to let her spend the night in your freezer so she can see first hand....





tip: it helps to cut her up REALLY SMALL.

I dream of Chickens 286,539 61
08/07/2006 03:24 PM

If only I'd died in a freak soup can accident, you munificent GABbers would not have known the BBB.



I can't think of a better way for a gabber to go. I just hope someone around you has the courtesy to sign on and tell the story for you. I'd click that.

Kürbis geht Esel voran 56,642 8
08/07/2006 03:28 PM

and that comming from the resident dead guy.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/07/2006 06:14 PM

It's comforting to know that if I die in a hilarious way, I'll at least get clicks for it.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 06:16 PM

Probably not.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/07/2006 06:18 PM

I'd defiantly go over, say - a tube of kittens



Defiant by what standards? Is there a proper way to go over a tube of kittens?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 06:19 PM

Steamroller?

showmaster 4,754 0
08/07/2006 06:20 PM

Baby kittens are easier to put in a bag. Now adult kittens you would have to put in a hefty bag, and they would not stop moving.



I always noticed that pillow cases work well. To keep them from moving, you simply stick the sealed pillow case in the toilet and flush repeatedly. The move into submission within 15 minutes.

showmaster 4,754 0
08/07/2006 06:21 PM

Er, they move, rather.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 06:22 PM

I can never link to this enough.

KChiki - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
08/07/2006 06:26 PM

My husband's ex-wife used to say some really weird Shakespeare too. She once told him that you shouldn't put hot food in the fridge because "it makes the fridge work too hard."



She also said you shouldn't roll down more than one window in the car at a time because "it makes the car work too hard."



Dumb kitty.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/07/2006 06:30 PM

When I was a little kid I had inanimate object empathy. Like, if I had to pick one birthday card over another for my friend, I felt terrible for leaving the other card behind. In retrospect, something about that seems morbid and mentally retarded.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 06:30 PM

At one point in time, my family didn't have air conditioning in one of our cars. I didn't know it at the time so while on a family road trip, I told my dad to turn on the AC. He replied back to me "Sorry son, we're using the four fifty-five method." So I asked him "What is the four fifty-five method."





His response was "It's where you roll down all four windows and do about 55 miles per hour."

showmaster 4,754 0
08/07/2006 06:31 PM

Work too hard? Just get one made in Mexico for half price.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/07/2006 06:32 PM

When I was a little kid I had inanimate object empathy.



Same here. I still feel bad at places like the Dollar Store, seeing all those toys that no one will buy. Yeah, it is pretty retarded.

KChiki - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
08/07/2006 06:33 PM

Taco, I didn't know anyone else did that! Or at least, no one admitted to it.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/07/2006 06:34 PM

At one point in time, my family did have a car with an air conditioner, but the radiator was shot so we had to drive with the heat on full blast in the middle of summer so the car didn't assplode, and it sucked.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 06:34 PM

Ahhh, the wonderous joys on anonimity of the interweb.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 06:35 PM

<action> sucks.</action>

btotheizzle, whiter than a street gang 1,386 7
08/07/2006 06:43 PM

Same here. I still feel bad at places like the Dollar Store, seeing all those toys that no one will buy. Yeah, it is pretty retarded.



I'm sure that has something to do with that Christmas movie with the elfs and the deer and the snow guy.



But then again it was cool when I was 8.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 06:44 PM

So now that you're 13, how do you feel about it?

btotheizzle, whiter than a street gang 1,386 7
08/07/2006 06:57 PM

At 22 I want to burn the Mo-Fo down.

Thud 68,497 19
08/07/2006 08:53 PM

So you can fortell the future?

btotheizzle, whiter than a street gang 1,386 7
08/08/2006 12:22 AM

I am the future. I will come back to terminate all the n00bs from taking over gab in the year 2007.



Effectiveley putting an end to the great GAB - n00b 4 year war.

Thud 68,497 19
08/08/2006 12:47 AM

You are a n00b, so maybe you should start with yourself. Begins with s...