TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/07/2006 07:37 PM

If you cheat on your big, sexy hunk of amphibian meat with Bob, I will kill you.

Dianapop 57,835 109
08/07/2006 07:38 PM

Like. I. Ever.



I get way too much good lovin' from my Froggie.

The Unfortunately Named James Pond. 60,724 12
08/07/2006 07:38 PM

Gross.

Declan McManus as Walter Bridge 131,887 36
08/07/2006 07:40 PM

blows them all away







Yeah, I always thought that of Saget.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
08/07/2006 07:40 PM

So, um, you like Frogs?

Bieze 1,382 7
08/07/2006 07:41 PM

I once knew a guy named Bob Saget.

He assured me he wasn't a faget.

Although at times I wonder,

nestled in the corner I ponder,

if it was him that day

who, much to my dismay,

assragged meh.



By the way, ask him if he'll bring the Olsen twins. See if he's already on to the fact they're indeed twins.



Oh, and get me John Stamos' number. I love uncle Jesse.



Gooooooood Morning San Francisco!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/07/2006 07:42 PM

"I hope I get molested"



How you doin'?

Dtay 61 6
08/07/2006 07:56 PM

I hope I get molested,/i>



I can help with that.











seriously

Supergrover * now on pills 4,517 9
08/07/2006 07:58 PM

Dtay, I give you two clickies for effort.

Dianapop 57,835 109
08/07/2006 07:59 PM

Dtay, who are you?





Roofie - how YOU doin'?

KChiki - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
08/07/2006 08:02 PM

<action>runs up and plants big hot-lesbo-action kisses on Dianapop!</action> Diana!

Dianapop 57,835 109
08/07/2006 08:21 PM

Kchiki my lurve!

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
08/07/2006 08:41 PM

I just saw Bob Saget do standup on Saturday. Funny funny man.





Oh, and I can be where you are in about an hour and a half. Just make sure the frog is out.

Dianapop 57,835 109
08/07/2006 09:12 PM

The Frog is in the Swamp.

Dianapop 57,835 109
08/07/2006 09:12 PM

I don't think I'm playing this right.

Charlene 211,584 32
08/07/2006 10:31 PM

Did I miss the lesbian action?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 10:35 PM

Most normal people would spell it Sharleen. But you're not 'most normal people' huh?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/07/2006 10:41 PM

I'm only "some normal people."

Coltrane 192 8
08/07/2006 10:42 PM

Listen to Dogs. He's a Frosttard.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 10:43 PM

Why does Coltrane have your original log-in (mouse over) backwards Dogs?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/07/2006 10:44 PM

I'm an idiot.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/07/2006 10:45 PM

Heh.

SHP - who'dyou who'dyou who'dyou think you are? 181,795 70
08/07/2006 11:15 PM

Are you sure it's the REAL Bob Saget, not just John's band of rowdy hooligans again?

Chi Chi Felipe: Wunderkind 161,353 14
08/07/2006 11:17 PM

DAN BROWN! WOW! HE WROTE A BOOK!

Yorkie Thompson, Jr. 60,724 12
08/08/2006 12:01 AM

Now, to branch the thread temporarily...





So I just met up with an old girlfriend of mine a few days ago that I haven't seen in a couple years. We ended up hanging out, and she was at my place until about four in the morning, no sex involved. Now this doesn't mean I don't want to molest her (see? I'm on topic!). Honestly, we broke up over some real strange circumstances, and no-one involved really wanted to entirely.



So, I raise a GAB insta-poll. Should I call this girl? Right now?



I'm taking suggestions for the next five minutes.

Dianapop 57,835 109
08/08/2006 12:04 AM

You are not able to call people on the phone.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/08/2006 12:05 AM

Call her. Tell her that you will get back together with her, but only if she'll do anal.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/08/2006 12:06 AM

Hell, yes.



If you don't, years from now you'll be sitting in a dark, stanky barroom, knockin' back shots and beers, and boring the other old farts about the one that got away.



So I hear.

Dianapop 57,835 109
08/08/2006 12:06 AM

You are having phone sex with her right now, aren't you??

Yorkie Thompson, Jr. 60,724 12
08/08/2006 12:07 AM

No.





I think that's the problem here.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/08/2006 12:07 AM

He's got a great face for phone sex.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 12:08 AM

Do it!

Zolton Entra, Pero No Puede Salir 88,200 34
08/08/2006 12:08 AM

Yes, call her up for phone sex, right now. We'll tell you what to say.



That sounds like a capital idea.

Dianapop 57,835 109
08/08/2006 12:08 AM

Call her, you Poe.



Then get on the chat.

Yorkie Thompson, Jr. 60,724 12
08/08/2006 12:11 AM

I did it, and got her machine.



Then I left the most godFrost-retarded message I think is possible for a human being with speech capabilities to produce.









I am so totally in.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/08/2006 12:13 AM

I am so totally in.



Did you at least take Garrett's advice and preheat the melon first?

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/08/2006 12:13 AM

What did you say?



Hi, uh... uh... yeah, this is Yorkie... uhh...uh... yeah, so do you wanna uhh.. uh... uh...







Call back, my number is 230-23-<BEEP>

Sucks to be Straw 98,000 37
08/08/2006 12:15 AM

Did you tell her about GAB? She could be reading this right now.



*cue paranoia muzak*

Yorkie Thompson, Jr. 60,724 12
08/08/2006 12:24 AM

Man. Donk's pretty much right on.





Except she already has my number.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/08/2006 12:42 AM

Man. Donk's pretty much right on.





Except she already has my number.





Yeah, I've done that before.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/08/2006 01:09 AM

Are you gonna try to slip him any of those America's Funniest Gnome vidoes?

Yorkie Thompson, Jr. 60,724 12
08/08/2006 01:15 AM

SHE CALLED BACK!





She wants to hang out tomorrow night. And she asked if my roommate was going to be home.





*starts doing a little dance*

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 01:22 AM

SHE CALLED BACK!



NOW I HAVE TO TELL ALL MY INTERNET FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!11!

Yorkie Thompson, Jr. 60,724 12
08/08/2006 01:23 AM

Dude. Internet person has a chance of getting laid.



This is Frost-ing news, man.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 01:25 AM

Atleast you're not Sage and haven't gotten laid in a couple of years.



Good job.

Yorkie Thompson, Jr. 60,724 12
08/08/2006 01:25 AM

At least I'm not Sage, indeed.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/08/2006 01:36 AM

Dude. Internet person has a chance of getting laid.



This is flapping news, man.



What happens offline, stays offline.

newwave 45,912 10
08/08/2006 02:14 AM

Yeah... especially if it doesn't happen. Then it is talked about forever!