Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 02:34 AM

No, Frost YOU!

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 02:34 AM

Also stay.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 02:35 AM

Who's been bitching now?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 02:35 AM

What the HELL?



Why would you leave a site on which you write the funniest posts?



That's like a skinny nerd getting in bed with a hottest girl in the world and not getting a stiffie, yet he's not gay.



That just doesn't happen!

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/08/2006 02:36 AM

Oh, if you're goin, can you pick me up a sourdough jack, fries, and a chocolate shake?

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/08/2006 02:36 AM

Pram, shut up before BIG wants to shoot himself.

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/08/2006 02:37 AM

Oh I want a shake too!

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 02:37 AM

Besides, BIG,



"if you go there will be trouble"

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 02:38 AM

You've been told by the two most powerful influences on GAB to stay.



Pram and me.



This thread is useless now.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 02:41 AM

Whoopsy doodily.



I do think BIG is awesome, though. He's got the best one liners, and hasn't really been very mean to me. Even if he was, I orbed him because he's funny even when he's being a jerk.

Supergrover * now on pills 4,517 9
08/08/2006 02:42 AM

I've never thought you were funny, and I always thought you were a jerk and not in the funny way. But I can't imagine a Zug without you.

Captain Dan 44,452 11
08/08/2006 02:44 AM

The results are in, big guy. >*<

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/08/2006 02:45 AM

"Alcohol, Gods way of helping up tell the truth."

Chit 178,781 15
08/08/2006 02:47 AM

Anyway, at one time or another each and every one of us is gonna need legal representation.





Think of your future dude.

Chit 178,781 15
08/08/2006 02:48 AM

Ohh, and I'll have what Ollie's havin too.





NO ONIONS !

Miss Bitch 0 0
08/08/2006 02:52 AM

Dear BIG,



If you leave can I have your password. I promise that I'll post even more Shakespeare that doesnt make any sense therefore giving you no reason to return.



If your stayin I'm ready to be choke Frosted now.



Love,

Miss B

Captain Dan 44,452 11
08/08/2006 03:00 AM

I promise that I'll post even more



... I strongly advise against that.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/08/2006 03:43 AM

BIG,



Apparently the rating system means nothing to you; apparently the popularity of your threads means nothing to you, otherwise, why solicit opinions directly? If you're tired of GAB, I can understand that. If you miss some of the vets who no longer post, I can understand that as well. My question would be, how hard have you tried to either keep them here or get them back? I think that you're constantly being shown that you're valued here and if you can no longer see it, or it means nothing, then you should probably leave and do something that makes you happy.



Having said that, I think that, even if my opinion is worth anything, you should stay and continue to post and continue to be funny.



Sage

Tweak weighs the same as a duck 18,881 12
08/08/2006 03:50 AM

Wouldn't be the same without ya, BIG. I'm not here often enough to make up for all the insults we'd be missing without you.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
08/08/2006 03:51 AM

Stop being a little bitch BIG.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 03:54 AM

I think that you're constantly being shown that you're valued here



I would beg to differ. Obviously this thread has been started by something off board either by e-mail or IMs. I've never had a problem with the large man, but that's just me.





Also I would like to note that BIG is the funniest active poster, while he's no John Hargrave, he still adds contributions to this site in the ways of the hilarity.

Captain Dan 44,452 11
08/08/2006 03:58 AM

All this outpouring of emotion is going to seem stupid when BobJohnson admits to starting the thread.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/08/2006 04:25 AM

BIG started this thread because he needed his ass kissed. Please BIG, STAY!!



...So you can explain how you end up with 3 times the orbs of the next funniest guy every month. You're funny, sure. 3 times as funny as the next guy? Eh, you're no Bob Johnson.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/08/2006 05:22 AM

BIG



Other peoples opinions are irrelevant. Do what makes you happy.



As the most righteous Samuel L. Jackson might say, "Follow your bliss, mother-Froster!".

Phuc 237,919 21
08/08/2006 07:19 AM

Don't make me BIG, beg.

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 07:30 AM

BIG, stop being a baby or I'm going to hit you in the head with a rock.

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 07:33 AM

I have no Frost-ing clue what I meant by that, or what this thread is all about.



Did you know if you chew nicotine gum, you get an amazing buzz?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/08/2006 07:59 AM

I think you should stay, but switch to a bowler hat and a vest.

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/08/2006 08:16 AM

Stick around, ya whiny bitch.

Rabid Rubber Duck of Doom 361 7
08/08/2006 09:04 AM

Uhmm, stay!



But, if you leave can I have your golf clubs?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/08/2006 09:13 AM

BIG, if you go just know that I WILL post a picture of your face.

Plain Ol' Chance 171,275 14
08/08/2006 09:13 AM

I think he needs his diaper changed.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/08/2006 09:19 AM

<action>breaks into song</action>



GAB you gotta let me know

Should BIG stay or should BIG go?

If you say that you are mine

BIG'll be here 'til the end of time

So you got to let know

Should BIG stay or should BIG go?



Always tease tease tease

BIG's happy when i'm on my knees

One day is fine, next is black

So if you want BIG off your back

Well come on and let me know

Should BIG stay or should BIG go?



Should BIG stay or should BIG go now?

Should BIG stay or should BIG go now?

If BIG goes there will be trouble

An' if BIG stays it will be double

So come on and let me know



Should BIG stay or should BIG go?

Crackmybitchup! 68,758 11
08/08/2006 09:29 AM

FINALLY! Get the Frost out of here you fat Irish bastard! You wouldn't know what to do with Erika if she bent over right in front of you! Give somebody else a chance!

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/08/2006 09:33 AM

You wouldn't know what to do with Erika if she bent over right in front of you!



Of course he would. How could he miss a rare opportunity like that!



He'd ask her to describe his feet to him.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/08/2006 09:41 AM

BIG:



I don't know if you should stay or go. Maybe take a short hiatus and see how it feels. If you feel like you don't miss GAB, then nothing's lost. If you feel like you have more to say, come back. But if you're thinking about leaving, a break from GAB might be in order.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/08/2006 09:42 AM

Frost YOU, DONKEY BOY!



Ignore him, BIG, and don't leave.

Crackmybitchup! 68,758 11
08/08/2006 09:43 AM

And if you're thinking of suicide, remember it's down the road, not across the street.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/08/2006 09:44 AM

Frost YOU, DONKEY BOY!



Shut up, bitch. Get back in the kitchen.

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
08/08/2006 09:50 AM

Who gives a Frost. It is a Frost-ing message board on the internet.





Just because you and Jilly are to wed this weekend don't become her.



















fag

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 10:30 AM

Dear Hargrave,





Please change my account setting so I can't post when drunk. I was having delusions of grandeur and thought I was going to start being productive at work. Man, I was a whiny Carroll last night.





I Frost-ing HATE ALL OF YOU,



Me

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/08/2006 10:36 AM

Please change my account setting so I can't post when drunk.



I'm fairly certain there are extraneous words in that sentence.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 10:39 AM

I might still be drunk.

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 10:39 AM

Please change my account setting so I can't post when drunk.



Then I guess this IS goodbye.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 10:40 AM

Oh, and Beebs made a good point in this thread, who the Frost has been autoclicking me the last two months?



If its a chick, just send me naked pictures of yourself.



If its a dude, just send me naked pictures of your mom.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 10:40 AM

Hahahaha, stupid dyke can't get laid.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/08/2006 10:42 AM

Holy Shakespeare, BIG, first you create an account and autoclickie yourself, now you want naked pics of your own mother??















































One will cost ya twelve bucks, two for ten each.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 12:51 PM

Aimless breaks into song



HMMM....



If you go there will be trouble...



BITER.

austrailianfrenchkiss 24 7
08/08/2006 01:05 PM

Get the frost off your high-horse and drink some frosted beer!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 01:07 PM

Have you ever thought that maybe my horse likes having the frost on him?



He's a cold weather horse, and don't judge him because he uses drugs.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/08/2006 01:08 PM

austrailianfrenchkiss,



If you swearbot yourself one more time I will fly to that little prison colony and stab you in the ear with a sledgehammer.



Thankyouhaveaniceday

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/08/2006 01:08 PM

Big Irish you know all these people love you. Just look at your amount of Orbs. Last month you were 5000 clickies ahead of the next closest person. And this month looks the same. So shut the Frost up, pull up a seat and start making fun of people.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/08/2006 01:09 PM

Did I say vest? I meant red sweater.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 01:12 PM

I guess you missed my post earlier where I said I was a whiny Carroll last night.



I apologize for being an assclown and ... no, Frost that, I don't apologize.

Father O'Malley 211,584 32
08/08/2006 01:28 PM

<action>sprinkles holy water onto BIG</action>I COMMAND you Jilly to come out of this man and be gone!

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/08/2006 01:37 PM

The Orbs are with you.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 01:38 PM

Get the frost off your high-horse and drink some frosted beer!



Mmmmmm, HIGH HORSE...laglglglglglglg

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/08/2006 04:57 PM

I dont know about a High Horse, but we got a cat stoned once.



That was a looong time ago for all you PETA people!

Doll of Troy - Is it football season yet? 3,467 8
08/08/2006 05:05 PM

I told you my opinion the LAST TIME you started a thread asking if you should leave. Make up your mind already.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/08/2006 05:07 PM

That was a looong time ago for all you PETA people!



Heh. PETA on GAB is like Ghandi in Israel.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 05:07 PM

I hope Pete Carroll dies.

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/08/2006 05:09 PM

One-Pete

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/08/2006 05:09 PM

In "stay", do you mean "stay in my butt"?

And, in "go" do you mean "go potty"?



Because if so, than No! and Yes, if you must.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/08/2006 09:06 PM

Should he stay or should he go now?



If he stays there will be trouble, an' if he goes there will be double.



So you gotta let him know..

Should he stay or should he go?





Dont bitch at me, the song is stuck in my head thanks to this Frost-ing thread.



So now its stuck in your heads.



Hopefully.

Dianapop 57,835 109
08/08/2006 09:28 PM

Thanks, but it was stuck in my head way back when Aimless posted the lyrics earlier in this thread.

Thud 68,497 19
08/08/2006 09:41 PM

BIG, I think you should stay to help keep the average height of GABbers up.







Possibly as valid a reason as any other offered.

Johnny Virgil 2,359 7
08/08/2006 10:04 PM

I am just a new asshat around these parts, but based on your advice thread alone, I think you need to stay.

Millie 116,988 28
08/09/2006 01:19 AM

Actually, Pram was the first to bring up the song...



BIG you have already apologized for being a whiney baby, but that won't stop me from giving you Shakespeare.



What the hell? Why are you begging for validation? If you don't want to be here, don't come here.



If you become a neurotic, needy, insecure Poe when you drink, then maybe you need to switch to another drug.

Millie 116,988 28
08/09/2006 01:20 AM

<action>feels bad</action>

Baby, please don't go!

Sucks to be Straw 98,000 37
08/09/2006 02:03 AM

Did you say that in your best Isaac Hayes voice?

Millie 116,988 28
08/09/2006 02:08 AM

Yes. But then my voice always sounds like Isaac Hayes.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/09/2006 07:37 AM

Actually, Pram was the first to bring up the song...



HA!!! AhA!!! HA-HA, *does a butt dance* In your face! In your FACE!

In your- *sharts*



In my pants! HA HA HA HA HA *runs into the bathroom and shuts the door*



*muffled*



ha ha ha ha ha *split splat sploot* ha ha ha ha

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/09/2006 08:01 AM

I'm not wearing pants.

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/09/2006 10:56 AM

so whats new?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/09/2006 12:44 PM

I found out that Steven Segal is endorsing his own energy drink.



I tried the blueberry stuff, it tastes like just a bunch of liquified blueberries

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/09/2006 12:53 PM

Have you tried the "Segal Nut" flavor?

Tastes like liquified dingleberries in ball sweat.

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/09/2006 12:54 PM

<action> tries to load an over/under shootgun, can't find the right amo</action>



DAMN YOU SAGE! Bring me back my amo! I'm turning into PRAM!

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/09/2006 01:05 PM

<action>gently takes the "shootgun" from Pumpkin and hands him his 1911</action>Here, you might be a little less dangerous with this...



And I just thought, if I handloaded some special cartridges just to use on Pram, could we market it as "EmoAmmo"?

Pubah.. 56,805 18
08/09/2006 02:44 PM

Stay or go...Pubah no care which you choose.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/09/2006 06:00 PM

Timmy The Talking Toilet noticed that Pubah refered to himself in the third person.

KChiki - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
08/09/2006 06:04 PM

TtTT don't know Poobah very well, do he?

Queen Chance 171,275 14
08/09/2006 06:25 PM

We just call him T4, its much easier.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/09/2006 08:44 PM

If I haven't said, "Welcome back freak," well... here you go.



Say hi to the Enigma for me.

Pubah.. 56,805 18
08/10/2006 01:29 PM

Enya has better music...

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/11/2006 11:39 PM

DAMN YOU SAGE! Bring me back my amo! I'm turning into PRAM!



Duely noted...

RetardChild 221 6
08/12/2006 10:31 AM

be afraid of them monsters that stalk the loney roads of az'zaragarth

RetardChild 221 6
08/12/2006 10:31 AM

and the high gas prices

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/12/2006 01:44 PM

Be afraid of the retard child.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/12/2006 07:24 PM

Tastes like liquified dingleberries in ball sweat.



I don't want to know how you know that.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
08/13/2006 08:32 PM

Heh, Donk said "hiatus" earlier.



That made me laugh.



By the way, who is BIG?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/14/2006 10:36 AM

And I just thought, if I handloaded some special cartridges just to use on Pram, could we market it as "EmoAmmo"?



No, I think it should be marketed asBLAMMO!

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/14/2006 06:40 PM

I still confuse BIG with BHG