Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 11:37 AM

Pobble was eaten by her mum's cat.



I don't know 95% of these Gab peoples. I think the average age must be 17 now.



Also, I hate those single cup coffee makers. That's just crazy talk!

Midgets 96,092 48
08/08/2006 11:38 AM

STFU nOOb.



And don't forget to SUYT while you're making me a sammich.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/08/2006 11:39 AM

Bonky, get a small percolator. Then you can use your own brand. Or ground tree bark and used panties, like I do.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/08/2006 11:41 AM

Has the irony of essentially asking "Hey do you guys still flame people until they leave?" and "Hey, where is everybody I used to know?" in the same post occured to you yet?



No?



I'll wait.

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 11:42 AM

If I use Hanes, can I still call it a French press? I promise to add sandpaper!

Plain Ol' Chance 171,275 14
08/08/2006 11:42 AM

Hi Bean!



Very nice to meet you. Ive been around gab for about 3 years. Im part of the solution not the problem! I think these no0bs need to be smashed with a ball peen hammer.

Plain Ol' Chance 171,275 14
08/08/2006 11:43 AM

Oh! I forgot to mention that I like Bonky's toes.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/08/2006 11:43 AM

Chance, is there anyone who's crack you won't bury your nose into?

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 11:45 AM

My toe cracks... bring all the boys to the yard!

Bean 8,602 19
08/08/2006 11:46 AM

Has the irony of essentially asking "Hey do you guys still flame people until they leave?" and "Hey, where is everybody I used to know?" in the same post occured to you yet?



No?



I'll wait.



Touche. But, as you may or may not know, Pobble was practically worshipped around here, so I know she was not flamed into leaving.



snausages.

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 11:48 AM

She was worshipped? This must have been before she turned Werehampster into a chick.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 11:51 AM

newcomers were flamed until they ran away crying



Where's Pobble? *cries*



Well, you've got the crying part down pat...

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 11:53 AM

Remember when we had to walk to Gab through 10 miles of snow? We didn't complain. We did it.



You damn kids and your ipots and pacifiers and crystal methane don't know what it's like to earn something!







* farts *

Bean 8,602 19
08/08/2006 11:55 AM

<action>douses the sammich with bleach</action>



Did anybody ever tell you that you smell of pram?

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 11:57 AM

Stop starting threads complaining about GAB. We don't tolerate it from the n00bs, and we're not going to tolerate it from you, either - even if you were here 'way back when.' If you miss the old people, go find them. If you want to stick around and get to know some of the "new" regulars, you might actually like us.



Either way, stop your bitching before I beat you to death with my spoon.

Bean 8,602 19
08/08/2006 12:00 PM

<action>steals Ditdah's spoon and uses it to eat snausages</action>



Complaining and posting observations are two different things.

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/08/2006 12:02 PM

For some completely unknown and arbitrary reason, I feel like eating snausages.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:02 PM

For someone who has been here for a while, you sure do suck. I guess not everything gets better with practice.

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 12:02 PM

CATFIGHT!

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:03 PM

That was not to you Mr. Fook.

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 12:03 PM

You look like the hamburglar.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 12:04 PM

My toe cracks...



Dunt have to be painful!

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 12:04 PM

What did you just say about my mama?!

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 12:05 PM

Wait - catfight? Bean's a girl?



Forget the fighting - wanna make out?

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/08/2006 12:05 PM

The hamburglar always reminds me of a mexican for some reason.











Might be cause I'm a hick.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:05 PM

You smell like the taco burglar

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 12:06 PM

The Shaztiral tribe of northern Cogeria refer to women that act like dumb twats as "dunts."

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:06 PM

Might be cause I'm a hick.



I think it's because you're a racist. By the way, I always figured he was black, because he steals things.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 12:06 PM

For some completely unknown and arbitrary reason, I feel like eating snausages.





SUBLIMINAL'D!

Bean 8,602 19
08/08/2006 12:08 PM

For someone who has been here for a while, you sure do suck. I guess not everything gets better with practice



Now THAT is more like it!

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:09 PM

Pram Sandwich



WRIST SLICE'D!





Frost-ing emo. I hope you die by someone else's hands, cause that's like against your religion or something.

Plain Ol' Chance 171,275 14
08/08/2006 12:10 PM

Chance, is there anyone who's crack you won't bury your nose into?



Hmmm. Well I heard about this one gabber with a poo sliver.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:12 PM

Bean, I'm not sure if you can comprehend it, but that was directed at you. I am fond of Ditdah, and the smell of the crotch of that one thong she owns hidden behind all of the granny panties in the back of the drawer.

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/08/2006 12:13 PM

Clearly he's a black mexican who has a hard-on for stealing little kid's buns and meat.

Bean 8,602 19
08/08/2006 12:13 PM

Um yes, duh, that would be why I posted the last comment. Flaming is what makes Gab great.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:13 PM

Michael Jackson is the Hamburglar?!

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 12:15 PM

In 2003, I learned two things.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:15 PM

Flaming is what makes Gab great.



And it's people like you who feed the flamer's fires.



I'm sorry to Trixxie, Declan, and McPants. All you other fags can go suck my dick.

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 12:17 PM

I am fond of Ditdah, and the smell of the crotch of that one thong she owns hidden behind all of the granny panties in the back of the drawer.



Stay the Frost out of my drawers! All of them!

Deaddogs and Alligator Ears luv Paxil 121 6
08/08/2006 12:18 PM

Well I'm a n00b and I like to scrap. Especially with clikie bloated regulars who forgot how to be funny from to much peer validation.



Flaming keeps my colon clean or robbing liquor stores.

Bean 8,602 19
08/08/2006 12:18 PM

<action>sings the theme song from the Lion King</action>



And it's people like you who feed the flamer's fires.



Exactly. And it's people like you who keep the flames rising, which makes Gab great. The circle of Gab.



GROUP HUG!

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/08/2006 12:18 PM

(nOOb wakes from his daily nap)

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:20 PM

GROUP HUG!



No, I don't know where you've been. Cracka, get over here, there's a Bean that needs McDiddling.

Bean 8,602 19
08/08/2006 12:21 PM

Well if you'd been paying attention, you'd see that I've been in Bonky's spaceship.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/08/2006 12:22 PM

I'm sorry to Trixxie, Declan, and McPants. All you other fags can go suck my dick.



It might have actually worked better if you'd said 'all you other fags can go put your penis into a vagina'.



You're welcome.

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/08/2006 12:22 PM

<action> hides bottle of sleeping pills</action>





Hey Torch, I made you another milkshake!

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:23 PM

Stay the Frost out of my drawers! All of them!



Take that thong out of the drawer, wear it, pictures optional(kind of), sweat a little bit, throw it in the hamper, and we've got a deal.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 12:23 PM

Wrist Slice'd!



Hey Beater...

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:24 PM

Well if you'd been paying attention, you'd see that I've been in Bonky's spaceship.



What kind of spaceship only has one computer? You liar.

Deaddogs and Alligator Ears luv Paxil 121 6
08/08/2006 12:24 PM

Flaming-"It's not just for Queers"

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/08/2006 12:25 PM

USS Enterprise.





YOU LOOSE!

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:26 PM

OH NO! A page not found! Oh woe is me! I hate my life because I'm an emo faggot!

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:27 PM

USS Enterprise.





YOU LOOSE!



Oh yea, well you're Asia.





I WIN!

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/08/2006 12:28 PM

Careful or I'll use my natural dragonpunching skillzors on your face.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:30 PM

But you'll miss because my Speed +12 combined with your Line of Sight -11.5 equals you missing, and falling and being rather embarrassed.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 12:33 PM

Beater- It's called the refresh button, douche dressing.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/08/2006 12:34 PM

Hey Torch, I made you another milkshake!



Hurray!!! ......ZZZzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzz.....

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/08/2006 12:35 PM

Beater- It's called the refresh button, douche dressing.



Ummm. No. It's called getting the link right without making it all complex and Shakespeare. That would be like you cutting yourself to suicide, but deciding to use an alcohol prep pad to prevent infection.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/08/2006 12:37 PM

<action>walks into thread with CO detector</action>



Found the problem!

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 12:39 PM

Wait a minute!



I'm beginning to suspect that this Pram fellow and the Meat Beating dude are ONE AND THE SAME!





BIP!

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/08/2006 12:39 PM

I'm still pretty funny. No one else really is though.

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/08/2006 12:39 PM

<action> walks into thread with CO Detector Supervisor</action> See, he's doing his job rather well after all.

Undies 101,398 77
08/08/2006 12:39 PM

Hmmm. Well I heard about this one gabber with a poo sliver.



ONION sliver.



I still love you though.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 12:40 PM

I'm still pretty funny. No one else really is tho...SHUT UP OLLIE.

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 12:40 PM

Hey Ollie. You wanna know what I did yesterday?

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 12:41 PM

Onion doesn't have silver poo. She has a new bike!

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/08/2006 12:42 PM

Bean, go back to complaining. It's better than this train wreck.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 12:43 PM

Beater, you ignorant, ghost-shaped, Coleridge kleenex.



You really need to read up more on what emos are and look like. I have done NOTHING to indicate my affiliation with the emo subculture. I HATE emos. They're whiny, (like you), don't get out much, (like you), don't get girls much, so they have to masturbate to get any (oh my god, it's like you fags were seperated at birth!), and they aren't well liked (you pudding!)



But when in Rome... I think that you talk about it a bit much, which suggests to me that you are one, yourself.









Beater of the Meat



Oh, look! It's right in your NAME!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 12:47 PM

I want to kick Bonky in the nuts.

austrailianfrenchkiss 24 7
08/08/2006 12:47 PM

I have one word for you all: "FlaDonkey!" Thats right you have just been "Fladonkied!" How do you like it?

Undies 101,398 77
08/08/2006 12:47 PM

Did I mention that I'm GABbing naked right now?

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 12:49 PM

BIG, I understand your potatoes haven't dropped yet.

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/08/2006 12:49 PM

<action>'s desk explodes </action>

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/08/2006 12:50 PM

Bonky, what did you do yesterday?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 12:51 PM

I understand your cat uses your toothbrush when you aren't home.

ThirstyMcsurly, best served on the rocks 4,444 12
08/08/2006 12:51 PM

my toughts, on gab are usually about picturing your titties...or picturing you with titties.

I dream of Chickens 286,539 61
08/08/2006 01:12 PM

Bean,



Pobble occasionally sticks her head in, but she was already psycically scarred after the whole "Date with Pobble = Cut off your Peener" incident with Werehammy, so when Ford Prefect came to visit her in Foggy ole London, then got pissed when she wouldn't blow him, she faked her mum's cat's death to get away, hid out until his visa ran out, then unplugged the internet feeling she had barely escaped with her life.



Or, so the story goes.



I'm sure Ford has a different opinion on how things went.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/08/2006 01:13 PM

...ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZzzzzzZZzzzzz....

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 01:13 PM

Pobble killed Ford's baby?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/08/2006 01:22 PM

You know, I was just saying the other day that we don't have enough old timers coming around and telling us how much we suck.

Plain Ol' Chance 171,275 14
08/08/2006 01:23 PM

See, I heard Ford's baby killed Pobble.



This is how rumors start.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 01:24 PM

Pobble got into a motorcycle accident while having sex with a guy named Angel in a hearse?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 01:26 PM

Hey Beater,



If you're looking for a comeback, "I've got nothing...?" will do nicely.

Wonder Trixxie 65,026 15
08/08/2006 01:27 PM

Hey Bean it's Trix. Long Story short, after having barely but miraculously surviving Ford's Trans-Atlantic attempt to violate her, he campaigned against her till enough users lumped her in the same category as the other GAB female he had struck out with Marilyn (uptight neurotic bitch). Pobble left shortly after 9/11/2001 after having offered heartfelt European condolences for our losses she was told to "get lost you European communist fag".

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/08/2006 01:28 PM

Undies

8/08/2006 12:47 pm

Did I mention that I'm GABbing naked right now?



And this is different how?

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 02:41 PM

In other news, Marilyn crashed a plane into a Neiman Marcus.





Word is, she was wearing absolutely atrocious shoes!

Phuc 237,919 21
08/08/2006 02:50 PM

Ahhhh, Marylin.

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 02:52 PM

Oliver, I'll tell you tomorrow.





HAAHAAHA ahaAHaHA AHAAH!!!Hahaha! Get it?















Wait. Blarg. I messed that joke up.

Oliver Chest Eats Baby Turds 203,475 12
08/08/2006 03:07 PM

DO YOU HAVE THE RABIES!?

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/08/2006 03:34 PM

...ZZZzzz... ...NOOBIE!!!...zzzZZZzzzz...SHHHHIIT!... ...zzzZZZZzzzzZzz...CLICKIES!!!... ...zzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZ...White Castle!!!... ...ZZZZzzZZZzz...ZIPPER'S STUCK!... ...zzzzzZZZZzz...

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/08/2006 03:45 PM

<action> throws Torch back into the closet</action>



Makes people uncomfortable when you come out of there.

SAVVY: Knife Thrower 4,599 8
08/08/2006 03:47 PM

What's my native tongue again?

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/08/2006 04:05 PM

Savvy- This with a nice garnish

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 04:45 PM

Something like that, if by rabies you mean bipolar.



Bisexual polar bears have rabies!

Undies 101,398 77
08/08/2006 04:54 PM

And bipolar bears live in Antarctica.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 04:55 PM

And in Ohio.

Declan McManus as Yaskov 131,887 36
08/08/2006 06:19 PM

I am not bipolar.





I am a depressive.

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 08:03 PM

And I'm a man(ic), baby, yeah!

Bonky 75,733 15
08/08/2006 08:04 PM

First to post the 100th post!

YEAHAHAAYEEAHAHAAH! I WIN!!!

Pubah.. 56,805 18
08/10/2006 01:37 PM

Tree bark and used panties



Sounds like a good blend. Where would I get used panties?



Oh Bean, here's your obligitory, 'Shut your piehole, ya no count n00b' statement.



Pubah go now.