Phuc 237,919 21
08/08/2006 04:51 PM

...

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
08/08/2006 04:52 PM

What BIG said.

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 04:52 PM

After I set the phone back in its cradle, I looked up at Roma to let her know that Bob will be right out.



She glared at me, and stated, "You know what? Heres your pole and rest of your Shakespeare." She threw the supplies on the table and stomped out of the store.



What the hell did I do?!?!



Did I cojure up memories of being called Roma The Tomato? Roma Tomato Head? What?!?



She will get no sympathy from me. My best friends growing up were Esther, Karla, Jenaya, Tacia, and Patches. All white girls, too.



Was I in the wrong here?

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 04:53 PM

I wasn't finished with the story.



Such impatience.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 04:54 PM

Yes, you are wrong here. Because that isn't funny. You have made Baby Jesus kill a kittun while masturbating.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 04:54 PM

Its not impatience as much as its premature articulation.







Yes, I know the irony of that Demo.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/08/2006 04:54 PM

Attack of the Killer Roma Tomato!!!

Yorkie Thompson, Jr. 60,724 12
08/08/2006 04:54 PM

Write full story.



Cut.



Paste.



Post immediately after each other.



Profit, but only marginally.

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 04:55 PM

And you totally stole that from the internet.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 04:56 PM

We know.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/08/2006 04:57 PM

Yes, Sarah, you did something wrong. Although I'm not sure you can be blamed for the mistake of your birth.

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 04:57 PM

I loathe internet plagerism.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/08/2006 04:58 PM

Sarah hangs out with Patchy.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 04:58 PM

I tried to adopt her as my n00b but she said no.



Being turned down by internet strangers make me all :(.

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 04:58 PM

Yes, Sarah, you did something wrong. Although I'm not sure you can be blamed for the mistake of your birth.



I would hope not. It kinda wasn't my fault.

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 04:59 PM

I never said no.



You said you werent sure because you couldn't figure out if I was hot or not.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/08/2006 04:59 PM

I wasn't finished with the story.



Such impatience.



It's GAB, 90% of the men here are premature.

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 05:00 PM

It's GAB, 90% of the men here are premature.



As were most of my boyfriends.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/08/2006 05:01 PM

You'd think by now I'd have learnt to read an entire thread before posting.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/08/2006 05:01 PM

I tried to adopt her as my n00b but she said no.



Being turned down by internet strangers make me all :(.



Slinky, Ill be your nOOb.



Just dont touch my ass.



Or me.



Or my stuff.



Just dont be gay.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/08/2006 05:02 PM

It's GAB, 90% of the men here are premature.



As were most of my boyfriends.



You've got low expectations.



This bodes well.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/08/2006 05:02 PM

<action>gives self high-five for being in the top ten percent</action>

Yorkie Thompson, Jr. 60,724 12
08/08/2006 05:04 PM

<action>gives Sage a punch in the teeth for feeling the need to announce his virility on an internet forum</action>

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/08/2006 05:04 PM

What is a four-pole and what are four-pumps?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/08/2006 05:04 PM

I hope you don't think I was trying to claim "Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten." or any similar saying, as my own.



That has been posted so many times on this site I didn't feel it was necessary to provide a citation.



So what I am trying to say is, your retarded.

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 05:04 PM

It's GAB, 90% of the men here are premature.



And the other 10% don't have a penis.



Slow down on that high five there, Sage...

Polo is not a shirt 4,634 12
08/08/2006 05:04 PM

I tried to adopt her as my n00b but she said no.



Why is everyone adopting n00bs?

Why didn't anyone tell me that was the cool thing to do?

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/08/2006 05:05 PM

<action>reminds Sage it's been a few years since he's been able to find out.</action>

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 05:05 PM

Slinky, Ill be your nOOb.



Request DENIED!

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 05:06 PM

What is a four-pole and what are four-pumps?



IV...not "Four". Intra Venous.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/08/2006 05:07 PM

It's GAB, 90% of the men here are premature.



And the other 10% don't have a penis.



Slow down on that high five there, Sage...



Ouch.

Doll of Troy - Is it football season yet? 3,467 8
08/08/2006 05:07 PM

So did you ask Bob what you did wrong? I think he might be able to tell you better than we would.

JDurSpankenZ 358 6
08/08/2006 05:09 PM

Next time you see that nurse, let her know that she's looking a little red in the face.



I can't see anything too wrong. What's funny is that she reacted that way.

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 05:12 PM

I actually did tell Bob the story, and he and I both agreed that Romas are our favorite tomatos. And then he brought me chocolate!

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/08/2006 05:13 PM

My boss's name is Roma...



She's gigantically fat and always looks like she has floaties tucked under each arm. Poor thing's 60 years old and always smells like turds. It kind of sucks working for her, especially because she has diabetes on top of everything else. I swear that I can smell the sugar in her tampons when I go to take out the trash.

Polo is not a shirt 4,634 12
08/08/2006 05:14 PM

I actually did tell Bob the story, and he and I both agreed that Romas are our favorite tomatos.



I understand completely now.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/08/2006 05:16 PM

IV...not "Four". Intra Venous.



Oh...! I see!!! I thought you meant IV, as in "eye-vee"! Like at the doctor's office...you know!?!

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 05:17 PM

I did mean IV as in 'eye-vee', stupid.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/08/2006 05:17 PM

You're much funnier when asleep.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/08/2006 05:18 PM

That was for Torchie.

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 05:18 PM

My boss's name is Roma...



PleasedontletitbethesameRoma.

PleasedontletitbethesameRoma.

PleasedontletitbethesameRoma.

PleasedontletitbethesameRoma.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/08/2006 05:18 PM

You're much funnier when asleep.



(thanks)

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 05:18 PM

<action>checks Myspace, assures self that Pram lives in different state, breathes sigh of relief.</action>

Crackalacka! 68,758 11
08/08/2006 05:19 PM

I told you he sucked. But nobody ever wants to listen to Cracka.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/08/2006 05:21 PM

I did mean IV as in 'eye-vee', stupid.



Hey! I'm not a doctor you know!!!! Take it easy!!! We can't all be super-geniuses you know!!

Bean 8,602 19
08/08/2006 05:23 PM

<action>shudder</action>I swear that I can smell the sugar in her tampons when I go to take out the trash.



I find it unsettling that you can detect "tampon sugar" among any other assorted sugar that may be among the trash. A discarded donut? A half empty pop can?





snausages.

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 05:24 PM

Too many exclamation points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah is a great tipper. 30,601 8
08/08/2006 05:24 PM

That's because unlike regular sugar, tampon sugar is red and smells like blood.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/08/2006 05:25 PM

Too many exclamation points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Too many? huh.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/08/2006 05:26 PM

That's because unlike regular sugar, tampon sugar is red and smells like blood.



Tastes like chicken though.