TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/08/2006 10:51 PM

I've told my family that I want Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" as people are walking past my dead body on their way out of the building.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 10:53 PM

I want my body cremated and have my ashes mailed to Ditdah in an oregano container.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/08/2006 10:55 PM

What? Too weird?

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/08/2006 10:56 PM

I've told my family that I want Wham's "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" as people are walking past my dead body on their way out of the building.



I'm glad you plan on killing me first.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
08/08/2006 11:09 PM

I've posted this a dozen times before;



I want my remains cremated, and then made into a moisturizing body soap that will then be sold only to all female Catholic boarding schools.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
08/08/2006 11:17 PM

I want a proper Irish wake. And then next day, a nice long Catholic mass in a un-air conditioned church and an extended burial at the graveyard. I want everyone to as misrable as I was.

Chit 178,781 15
08/08/2006 11:23 PM

How do you want to be remembered ?





Alive !



I'm not really down with the whole "viewing of the dead people" routine.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
08/08/2006 11:25 PM

I want everybody to spend my funeral drunk! That way they can't remember what I get upto.

Supergrover * now on pills 4,517 9
08/08/2006 11:26 PM

I want an open casket and an erection. That will confuse the hell out of people. Newwave, of course, will only nod sagely.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/08/2006 11:26 PM

I'm not really down with the whole "viewing of the dead people" routine.



But the whole "molesting of the dead people" is okay, right?

Chi Chi Felipe: Wunderkind 161,353 14
08/08/2006 11:27 PM

I think after I'm dead, people will think of me as that guy they knew who died.

Crackalacka! 68,758 11
08/08/2006 11:32 PM

I would like my headstone to read:



"Here I lay, broken hearted. I tried to Shakespeare,



AND Frost-ing DIED!"

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
08/08/2006 11:33 PM

I want to be put in a closed casket with a boom box that will play a loud snoring noise, interrupted only by the occasional sneeze.

Fartpuppy 5,142 13
08/08/2006 11:34 PM

Nothing to do with constantly falling out of Erika's tree?

Chit 178,781 15
08/08/2006 11:34 PM

But the whole "molesting of the dead people" is okay, right?





A guy has to have hobbies.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/08/2006 11:34 PM

I want to be blown up! "Look at him go!"



--George Carlin

Gorks on a Plane 41,132 13
08/09/2006 12:07 AM

By the time I go, they should be able to incinerate me instantaneously in my casket which'll look cool if there's a way to leave behind the Jedi robe I'll be in.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/09/2006 12:17 AM

Animatronic tap dancing monkeys on top of my coffin, and then catapulted naked into the southern end of Lake Michigan.



That's the ticket.

Johnny Virgil 2,359 7
08/09/2006 12:22 AM

I'd like to be hung from a tree as a warning to others.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
08/09/2006 12:29 AM

I'd like to be hung from a tree as a warning to others.



You looked at a white woman?

Zolton Entra, Pero No Puede Salir 88,200 34
08/09/2006 12:33 AM

I don't care much what my funeral will be like, just so long as they extricate me from the midget, the bundt pan, and the life-sized inflatable replica of Judy Jetson after I die.



I ain't paying for no double-sized casket.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/09/2006 02:23 AM

To be serious for a moment, I'd like to have the Introitus of Mozart's Requiem played at my funeral service.



I would also like a short processional down the street with a dixieland band playing the mournful tune to the cemetary and the peppy, happy tune on the way back. I have always found that to be a classy way to celebrate the person's life.



I think that's the best way I'd like to be remembered and that's the good times that I've enjoyed with people.

Chit 178,781 15
08/09/2006 03:18 AM

I will never forget a funeral of some family member on my Italian side, when my favorite (cool) uncle pulled me aside and said,



"You know, I been going to these things all my life and they're all the Frostin same."



"All the same people that you only see when someone dies, askin all the same questions, the only thing that's different, is the poor bastard in the box."



"Come on, lets go get some more of your Nonna's ravioli."

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/09/2006 12:34 PM

Creamated...pressed into little squares....used to BBQ the food for the post funeral party.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/09/2006 12:36 PM

Pumpkin flavored smoked salmon? Are you sure you're not in Cali?

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/09/2006 12:39 PM

Positive....and it would be Chicken kababobs anway.

BennyHey 91 7
08/09/2006 12:40 PM

I want to be stuffed, put on a paper hat and headphones and put behind the drive-thru window at KFC.

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/09/2006 12:49 PM

So nothing different then....

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
08/09/2006 01:37 PM

My tombstone will read:



"This is my last post."

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/09/2006 01:39 PM

Perhaps with an action tag reading "DEAD" even?

btotheizzle, whiter than a street gang 1,386 7
08/09/2006 01:47 PM

Closed casket for sure. With an 8 foot picture of me doing 'The Fonz' with big gold letters that say "HEY!"



Pirotectnics blasting off and some hot hookers dancing around the casket with a DJ on hand bumpin the tunes.



That way it'll keep the old people away.



Of course this is all sponsored by Budweiser - they'll sponsor anything.



I live in Wisconsin, it's expected to have kegs at a funeral.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/09/2006 01:49 PM

How do you want to be remembered?



"The unidentified gunman then sped off westward in the Lamborghini with both the emeralds and Ms Thurman, leaving the body of film director Uwe Boll bleeding in the road.



Police have no leads."

Midgets 96,092 48
08/09/2006 01:58 PM

In other words, Demos gonna die in his sleep.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/09/2006 02:19 PM

Oh HELL yeah.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/09/2006 02:23 PM

I expect to die last, so leaving something for everyone else to remember me by is a little pointless.

Bieze 1,382 7
08/09/2006 02:27 PM

To be remembered as the first man on the moon.



Shakespeare, there goes my dream. Ah well, I can always be remembered as the inventor of electricity. Right?

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/09/2006 04:18 PM

I want to be remembered as that guy who started jerking off on the plane when he thought it was going to crash, but then when the problem resolved itself, just sat back down in his seat. If that's already taken by some mallrat's dumbass cousin, then I don't care to be remembered.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/09/2006 04:21 PM

Who are you, again?

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/09/2006 04:22 PM

Oh, I'm Brodie's cousin, Walter.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/09/2006 04:27 PM

<action>puts Dogs into a wheelchair and starts for the door</action>Don't mind him, Beater, that's just the Alzheimer's talking. He wanders quite frequently too.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/09/2006 04:32 PM

<action>whacks Sage in the peninsula with his cane</action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/09/2006 04:33 PM

Or is that an isthmus ?

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/09/2006 04:35 PM

<action>grabs car jumper cables and a handy RV battery</action>Looks like it's time again for your 'electroshock therapy' there, Dogs!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/09/2006 04:42 PM

I just want to warn you: that's gonna give me a HUGE erection.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/09/2006 04:43 PM

And because I'm a white guy, by huge, I mean 3, 4 inches. Tops.

I dream of Chickens 286,539 61
08/09/2006 04:46 PM

I want Charleze Theron to remember me as the best lay of her life.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/09/2006 04:47 PM

That belongs in the dream thread Chix.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/09/2006 05:11 PM

I just want to warn you: that's gonna give me a HUGE erection.



<action>casually drops the cables and runs for the door</action>



You win! You win!

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/09/2006 05:15 PM

I want my body cremated and have my ashes mailed to Ditdah in an oregano container.



Um, why??

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/09/2006 05:17 PM

A better question would be



Why not?

dapinklady 461 7
08/09/2006 05:29 PM

One of my dads friends wants this really long song played by Status Quo (it goes on for about 15+ mins), and while its playing all his mates go down the pub have a pint on him and come back just before it finishes.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/09/2006 05:35 PM

They're going to drink a beer on him?



What a freaky group of friends.

Yorkie Thompson, Jr. 60,724 12
08/09/2006 05:38 PM

How is a dead guy going to pay for a round?



I mean, I don't think he's thought this out. What if he dies broke in a gutter? Then he's not going to be able to pay for the round, and it's not like anyone can collect and IOU from him.





Then he's just going to be remembered as BeaterTurtleScorpionSlinkythat Frost-ing deadbeat.

Bean 8,602 19
08/09/2006 05:39 PM

I wanna be ground up and made into snausages.

dapinklady 461 7
08/09/2006 05:50 PM

What a freaky group of friends.



Dont i know it.

ZeroexistenZ 58 6
08/09/2006 08:39 PM

"Hold my beer and watch this!"

Thud 68,497 19
08/09/2006 08:52 PM

I want to be cremated and have the ashes sent to the White House in a package marked "Warning - Biohazard" and "Contains Anthrax Marketing Samples". Have the return address be the same as the Mary Kay testing lab.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/09/2006 10:09 PM

At one time I wanted to be creamated then mixed in the coffee at work.



Although I liked the idea of people taking me down their throat, I knew they would eventually have to "pass" me. I didn't want to go there.

Chit 178,781 15
08/09/2006 10:22 PM

Although I liked the idea of people taking me down their throat, I knew they would eventually have to "pass" me. I didn't want to go there.





Ever again !

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/10/2006 03:53 AM

I want about two dozen badgers to dance and frolic among the mushrooms around the base of my coffin, while lurking off to the side it's a snake, ooooooh, it's a snake.

ThirstyMcsurly, best served on the rocks 4,444 12
08/10/2006 06:21 AM

I want to be immortalised in an animated gif.

Supercalifragilisticexpinachosdocious 57,521 23
08/10/2006 06:30 AM

Who needs to be remembered? I fully intend to have my consciousness uploaded to the internet and inhabit this board forever.



However, the only thing I will ever post is about how much funnier the board was 200 years ago.

Larry Moeshemp 22,222 17
08/11/2006 04:12 PM

I want to be put in a closed casket with a boom box that will play a loud snoring noise, interrupted only by the occasional sneeze.





You want to be buried in 1984?

Cjad the Nord 390 6
08/11/2006 04:16 PM

I want my body to go to Science. I am a firm believer in recycling.

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
08/11/2006 04:29 PM

BeaterTurtleScorpionSlinkyt





Whoa whoa whoa. I put up with a lot on this site, but lumping me with thouse 3 Frosttards is just too far. Please don't do that EVER again.