Bonky 75,733 15
08/09/2006 09:30 AM

Dogs does not consume beer. He watches Rock Star SuperNova and picks his belly button lint. He likes the Zyoopa chick.

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/09/2006 09:36 AM

If it doesn't have alcohol, it's not beer. Still an awesome idea.

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/09/2006 09:42 AM

$20 a sixer and its made from beef DRIPPINGS. Suckers. Catnip is, like, $3 a pound and you can roll that Shakespeare up and smoke it. Sure it burns like hell and the high only last for about thirty seconds but... Or so I've heard anyway.

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/09/2006 09:45 AM

That would be sweet if they made joints for cats...

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/09/2006 09:49 AM

Cats + Fire = VeryBadIdea

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/09/2006 09:49 AM

Well, not if you're anti-cat, I suppose.

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/09/2006 09:52 AM

Exactly.

Plain Ol' Chance 171,275 14
08/09/2006 10:06 AM

Dogs are not better than cats...I repeat, Dogs are not better than cats.



The end.

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/09/2006 10:09 AM

Stop hitting on me.

Currently Under a Kilt 101,398 77
08/09/2006 10:47 AM

Dogs: Hot like FIRE

Kittuns: Burning sores









I think the choice is clear.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/09/2006 10:57 AM

French poodles are way easier to kick, fly farther and make a better yelping sound when they hit.







Take that you little uptight, snobby bastards!

Declan McManus as Yaskov 131,887 36
08/09/2006 11:24 AM

As I have said before here; can YOU catch and kill a mouse with your bare hands?

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/09/2006 11:30 AM

As I have said before here; can YOU catch and kill a mouse with your bare hands?



No. But, I'll bet my dog can catch and kill your cat.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/09/2006 11:30 AM

<action>throws away the dead ferret that he just caught and killed with his teeth</action>Damn. You got me there....

Sucks to be Straw 98,000 37
08/09/2006 11:30 AM

I like both cats and dogs. Why does there have to be emnity? I embrace the love. I feel the joy of togetherness and harmony. There's no need to hate. We can all live in peace.



Vive le cats and dogs!

Midgets 96,092 48
08/09/2006 11:31 AM

The only difference between the two is that when the dog Shakespeares on my floor it's because she's retarded, when the cat does it he's being a hateful little prick.



Score one for dogs.

Plain Ol' Chance 171,275 14
08/09/2006 11:32 AM

Ha! Id love to see your dog try and kill my cat with its 3 inch razor sharp nails. My cat would turn your dog into a Poe. I guess it would be appropriate since dogs tend to resemble their owners.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/09/2006 11:36 AM

Its not that I hate cats...its just that my dog hates cats.



But don't get me wrong...he likes the taste, just not the company.

Currently Under a Kilt 101,398 77
08/09/2006 12:06 PM

Straw, you ma'am, are a fag.

I dream of Chickens 286,539 61
08/09/2006 12:17 PM

That must be one tough cougar you have there Chance. Cause my dog eats routine cougars for breakfast.

I dream of Chickens 286,539 61
08/09/2006 12:20 PM

Now, you might have a point with the wife's dog. Course she still thinks she's a wolf. Damn cruel breeders.

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/09/2006 02:09 PM

Frat, you may want to rethink your way of life.

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/09/2006 02:15 PM

I never said we had and LIVE cats.

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/09/2006 02:16 PM

anY

I dream of Chickens 286,539 61
08/09/2006 02:19 PM

That's the well known Poe-germ.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/09/2006 03:44 PM

Dogs vs. Katz.

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/09/2006 04:02 PM

Dogs vs. Katz.



Hmm...Tough call.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/09/2006 04:50 PM

<action>sticks fingers in ears and hums</action>I can't hear you!

Bonky 75,733 15
08/09/2006 06:11 PM

Dude! Is this movie in 3-D?



No, but your face is.

Mr Stabby 512 7
08/09/2006 07:15 PM

Has anyone offered this to a cat? My cat likes beef. I'm sure it would like the liquid beefs too.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/10/2006 12:39 AM

When I was a kid, we had a Scottish Terrier that killed the neighbors cat.



That was the best dog ever.

Millie 116,988 28
08/10/2006 01:05 AM

<action>is still quivering from the effects of Straw's post because it was SOOO CUTE!</action>

Cats rule. I had a cat who could make huge dogs piss themselves in fear because she didn't give a Shakespeare. She probably was afraid of them, but she would launch herself right at their faces and attack them mercilessly. She was breathtaking.



I had another cat who would just stand right up to the dogs and they would usually walk away. It's all in the attitude and dogs are pretty dumb.



I once told my brothers that catnip would get you high and they tried smoking it. My dad smelled it and yelled at them because he thought it was pot. Man, that was funny.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/10/2006 01:07 AM

Millie is Fratberry?

Millie 116,988 28
08/10/2006 01:10 AM

Yes, yes I am.



Come on, you're lame tonight, boy. Get your Shakespeare together.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/10/2006 01:17 AM

Oh, tonight you want me to be an Emerson.

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
08/10/2006 06:28 AM

HAH! the 5 lb yorkie just chased the biggest tom in the neighborhood up a tree.

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/10/2006 10:15 AM

I've had several cats, and three dogs....have Celtic lions tatooed on my legs....

I'm still on the fence on this one.



I did have a Husky mix who loved cats to the point that when we live our farm, he would go get the kittens out of the barn while they're mum was out hunting and bring them up on the porch to keep an eye on them. If one tried to leave, he'd bark and go bring them back up on the porch.



Mum cat would come back and beat the living daylights out of him for "stealing" her kittens. Very funny stuff.

Feckoff 2,552 9
08/10/2006 10:33 AM

have Celtic lions tatooed on my legs



Because as everyone knows lions are indigenous to Ireland and Scotland.



The loch ness monster is actually a tiger in a wetsuit.

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/10/2006 11:07 AM

Feckoff...Frost off

I dream of Chickens 286,539 61
08/10/2006 11:16 AM

St. Andrew never actually went to Ireland.

I dream of Chickens 286,539 61
08/10/2006 11:17 AM

correction, Ireland Scotland, or probably heard of it, yet he's the patron saint of Scotland and the Scottish flag is the St. Andrew's cross.

Pumpkin Noggin-almost ready for picking 56,642 8
08/10/2006 11:23 AM

and before it's said : SUYTatoos...

not happening....yet....



(and no, I'm a good Scot...I don't have the flag tattooed on my body...mine look a bit different)