Feckoff 2,552 9
08/11/2006 09:46 AM

No, no.



This is why.





(Worksafe)

Captain Dan 44,452 11
08/11/2006 10:28 AM

Sure, the initial loss of life would be horrific, but just imagine the terrible movies that would be made about these attacks five years from now.

Suhypa free of charge 5,547 9
08/11/2006 11:24 AM

The terrorists need to blow up the planes, or the snakes will win.

SAVVY: Knife Thrower 4,599 8
08/11/2006 11:29 AM

Figured that someone would get fed up with the crappy service sooner or later.

showmaster 4,754 0
08/11/2006 11:29 AM

Why don't we just blow up Mecca during Ramadan. That would make them happy, wouldn't it?

Jihad Joe- Shhhh... I'm lurking! 6,067 8
08/11/2006 11:55 AM

My name is strangely Ironic in this thread, so even a random post might be funny

Cjad the Nord 390 6
08/11/2006 11:57 AM

My name is strangely Ironic in this thread, so even a random post might be funny



One sphere for effort.

Blue Bunny Batman 1,829 7
08/11/2006 11:59 AM

The terrorists need to blow up the planes, or the snakes will win.



That actually made me laugh out loud.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/11/2006 12:03 PM

"[They] hate these [airplanes]! Staya away from the [airplanes]!"

-The Jerk

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/11/2006 12:03 PM

One sphere for effort.



Spheres are three dimensional. If you see spheres there, I either want your drugs or your monitor.

Cjad the Nord 390 6
08/11/2006 12:04 PM

How about I give three orbs (my bad) and we call it even?



I need the drugs...I need them or I will explode.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/11/2006 12:07 PM

<action> Steals the Nord's drugs</action>



And you can't even catch me because I'm a Brenton Monk with a maxed sneak skill.

Cjad the Nord 390 6
08/11/2006 12:08 PM

Ha ha, I play that video game, too.



Give them back...it's soooo cold...

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/11/2006 12:09 PM

Take it to chat.

Gorcky Thatcher 41,132 13
08/11/2006 12:13 PM

Bitch! I'm Nerevar!

Gorcky Thatcher 41,132 13
08/11/2006 12:14 PM

Actually, I'd say take it to GameFAQs.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/11/2006 01:31 PM

John setting up another prank is he?

Sucks to be Straw 98,000 37
08/11/2006 03:01 PM

This isn't funny y'all!



I'm going to be flying to NYC next week, and I had to go out and buy cream foundation since God forbid I have a bottle of liquid foundation in my makeup kit. When I get there I'll have to pay $53837291 for shampoo and conditioner.



Damn you terrorists!!!

showmaster 4,754 0
08/11/2006 03:03 PM

Um, sorry to break it to you, but most airlines aren't allowing creams either.



Besides, what is so difficult about simply checking yous bag? What is it with women that think the world is over because they can't put makeup on the plane?



I'm being serious here. Is it really that important?

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/11/2006 03:03 PM

You DO realize that it's only on the carry on luggage it's restricted? You can still take it in with your checked bags.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/11/2006 03:04 PM

<action> unplugs 100/10 hub, plugs directly into 100 link jack

Gorcky Thatcher 41,132 13
08/11/2006 03:16 PM

The ban on electronics is the thing that's gonna peeve people more over the long run.



Gonna check that iPod? Projector? Laptop? Sybian?

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/11/2006 03:16 PM

The airlines have been funding radical Islamic militant chemists for years, waiting for this day to come. At last, no bottles or containers allowed when boarding.



Welcome to Delta Airlines Flight 608. For your comfort we have set the cabin temperature at 92 degrees, and our flight attendants are distributing delicious peanut-free salty snacks. Should you desire a beverage, bottled water is available for the price of $80.



Ka-CHING!

Sucks to be Straw 98,000 37
08/11/2006 09:45 PM

A) I was being facetious.



B) I am only going to NYC overnight. Everything - clothes, toiletries, etc - will be in one small bag. I'm not checking the damn thing - Frost that.

Currently Under a Kilt 101,398 77
08/11/2006 09:51 PM

Straw - Try to sneak it on board. If they discover your hidden stash, tell them they'll never take you alive, scream "GAB on ZUG! GAB on ZUG!" and try to make it to your gate.



I really believe this will be the best for everyone involved.

Sucks to be Straw 98,000 37
08/11/2006 10:12 PM

Okay, but if that happens I damn well better get a personalized icon. Maybe something with steel bars in it.