The one that broke the camel's back 98,000 37
08/13/2006 12:43 PM

I hope that's a tattoo on her ass.

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/13/2006 12:46 PM

"No GABbers allowed"

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/13/2006 12:49 PM

"No sock puppets allowed during your lap dance"

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
08/13/2006 12:50 PM

"No feeding the Breast-Eating Malaysian Snakes."

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/13/2006 12:52 PM

"No Snakes on a mother-Frosting plane with perky tit women"



Yeah, that was lame.

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/13/2006 01:02 PM

"Please keep your hands inside the ride at all times as we pass by the caged women of GAB."

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/13/2006 01:05 PM

"Don't squeeze the Charmine"

Blueleprechaun eats green leprechauns 13,144 10
08/13/2006 01:06 PM

"No milk here"

Chit 178,781 15
08/13/2006 01:15 PM

And lose your hand trying.

Chit 178,781 15
08/13/2006 01:18 PM

That's quite a cartoon ass as well !

filo_clarke 194 7
08/13/2006 01:20 PM

Please don't arouse the Muppets

The one that broke the camel's back 98,000 37
08/13/2006 01:21 PM

Lookin' at my lump, lump.

U can look but you can't touch it,

If you touch it I'ma start some drama,

You don't want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2006 01:21 PM

"No leaning into a grope."

Chit 178,781 15
08/13/2006 01:31 PM

Beware of snapping tit vipers.

X-DEATH 262 9
08/13/2006 01:43 PM

Hey is that shirt snuggles soft?

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/13/2006 02:12 PM

Don't wear mittens if you're about to feel up a dancer.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2006 02:14 PM

"No touching the diseased naked whores"

BennyHey 91 7
08/13/2006 02:30 PM

"Due to reoccurring incidents sock puppets were no longer allowed at the nudist colony."

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
08/13/2006 05:53 PM

Thanks, but we'll do our own breast cancer checks.

chris49686 15 6
08/13/2006 06:35 PM

No sucking the venom out of the nipples

Mercjack 119 7
08/13/2006 08:43 PM

warning transexual beach!!

daisypie 49,378 9
08/13/2006 08:51 PM

"No Black Chicks"

daisypie 49,378 9
08/13/2006 08:54 PM

She's pointing to her vagina, so maybe it means:





"No foreplay, get right down to business"

Closet Friend #1004 7,665 11
08/13/2006 10:17 PM

Stimulation while Roofie showers is prohibited...

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/13/2006 11:49 PM

<action>makes note that it doesn't say 'self-stimulation'</action>

Midgets 96,092 48
08/13/2006 11:55 PM

"No breastfeeding of disfigured children allowed."

Miss Bitch 0 0
08/14/2006 12:14 AM

No authentication required.

Chit 178,781 15
08/14/2006 12:51 AM

Everybody is buying their own drinks tonight !

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
08/14/2006 12:51 AM

Here's your "Feel Free To Molest Woman While Making a Honking Sound" sign.



>O< (duh)

Phuc 237,919 21
08/14/2006 09:09 AM

"No durian allowed on public transport"

Phuc 237,919 21
08/14/2006 09:10 AM

"If snakes on plane please to make nipple on end stand thank you"

SAVIORA, Cutlery Expert 4,599 8
08/14/2006 09:11 AM

"Obscene Shadow Puppets Are Strictly Prohibited"

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/14/2006 11:36 AM

No Kokla Fran and Ollie shows here.

DrKC9N 12 7
08/14/2006 01:18 PM

A perfect gift for your girlfriend:



"Thank you

for getting an abortion!"

DrKC9N 12 7
08/14/2006 01:20 PM

Oops, posted on wrong thread...

Deaddogs and Alligator Ears luv Paxil 121 6
08/14/2006 01:21 PM

Isn't that the cover art on the new Indigo Girls CD?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/14/2006 01:35 PM

If there's someone strange in your neighborhood

Who ya gonna call? (Sage Busters!)

With his Malko-leer and his perma- wood



Who ya gonna call? (Sage Busters!)



I ain't afraid of no Sage

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/14/2006 01:37 PM

<action> examines the picture a little more closely</action>

Hmmm...



No shadow puppets?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/14/2006 01:40 PM

Wait, wait, I got it.



"No Jennifer Lopez's allowed."

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/14/2006 02:01 PM

Why is there a fly on her ass?

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/14/2006 02:03 PM

No breastfeeding the LochNess Monster

Phuc 237,919 21
08/14/2006 02:03 PM

"Hey! Watch it, you! The fly is on my ass!"

UncleFricker 348 8
08/14/2006 04:48 PM

Signs posted conspicuously on the streets of Tijuana warn the city's ubiquitous "lobster people" to refrain from groping local prostitutes.

Jimmy Mac 130 6
08/14/2006 10:23 PM

Please don't breast-feed the tortoise.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/15/2006 11:29 AM

"B" is for boobie! That's good enough for me! "B" is for boobie! They're such a site to see!

Phuc 237,919 21
08/15/2006 11:41 AM

"Hey! I gotta take it where I can get it, mother-Frosters!"

Cantremember 658 7
08/15/2006 01:19 PM

"Do NOT ram your breasts into the back of the airplane"

JDurSpankenZ 358 6
08/15/2006 02:27 PM

...Unless you've paid.

HomerSimpson748 11 6
08/15/2006 06:49 PM

Don't lift with your back! Remember to bend your knees and use your legs to lift heavy objects.

Cantremember 658 7
08/16/2006 12:05 AM

Jdur ridin me all the way to the clickie bank... I envy you.

Thud 68,497 19
08/16/2006 12:19 AM

Jdur ridin me all the way to the clickie bank... I envy you like I'm the newest prison bitch.



I fixed it for you.

Cantremember 658 7
08/16/2006 01:47 AM

<action>walks away in shame</action>

MidnightBlu 18 6
08/16/2006 02:22 AM

Ladies, buy one of Zug's new Nipple Cannon's today! Your Arriola has never been so powerful! Prohibitied for use while a silhouette on an orange-yellow background. See dealer for details.

Armybragg 53 6
08/16/2006 05:20 AM

Further proof that Kermit can't hold his liquor.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/16/2006 05:22 AM

That's a funny looking penis...

OmegaLazarus 247 10
08/16/2006 06:11 PM

A popular ad campaign against Schwarzenegger for Governor (CA).

Cranky 571 8
08/17/2006 08:50 AM

NOTICE:

Tera Reid is banned from this establishment.



Thank You,

The Management

LuckyLuke 695 9
08/17/2006 09:08 AM

Caution: Horney Snapping Turtles

Don't Bother Me 12 6
08/17/2006 07:31 PM

Attention Patients:

It is unnecessary to be fully naked for the mammogram.

SmileyDude 38 6
08/18/2006 12:01 AM

Letting go of breasts

strictly prohibited

MidnightBlu 18 6
08/18/2006 03:31 AM

Self milking station closed until further notice.

KingMikeII 354 7
08/18/2006 09:40 AM

'Keep your snake in its cage'

youngnsassy 68 6
08/18/2006 10:35 AM

"No teasing. Touch if you want to"

Barbs 127 8
08/18/2006 02:58 PM

Sign Says... "Janet Jackson & Justin Timberlake prohibited here"

Don't Bother Me 12 6
08/19/2006 02:03 AM

Bite me.

Don't Bother Me 12 6
08/19/2006 02:03 AM

Bite me..NOT!

Don't Bother Me 12 6
08/19/2006 02:06 AM

One vice-grip squeeze does not equal foreplay.

X-DEATH 262 9
08/20/2006 02:33 AM

NO SNAKES IN A STRIP CLUB!!!!!

caedmon 5 6
08/20/2006 02:57 AM

Do not breast feed turtles.

caedmon 5 6
08/20/2006 03:00 AM

No fingers, no service.



(Sorry about the repeat above.)

IceScrewball 3 6
08/21/2006 09:18 PM

"No Breast Exams Preformed"

The L Spot 48,662 14
08/21/2006 10:58 PM

No teasing allowed! Grope, or go home.

mike91188 0 6
08/22/2006 02:55 AM

not up there! Down here please!

jeeni 47,787 51
08/22/2006 03:38 AM

No titty tweaking, please!

Doll of Troy - Is it football season yet? 3,467 8
08/22/2006 11:53 AM

This is a NO "Tune in Tokyo" Zone.

backdoorsushi 97 6
08/22/2006 12:15 PM

Pat O'Brian not allowed

dookie juice 97 6
08/22/2006 07:45 PM

bottle fed puppets only

Poopface 11 6
08/22/2006 09:27 PM

Guys... No restrictions on the ass

Fritz me 78 8
08/23/2006 03:07 PM

Ok all you future preists at this school of "Our Lady of Handsoffski," when you see this sign on the men's room, don't forget to wash your breasts along with your balls and dick...We don't want any you guys getting any germs on the pews!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/23/2006 03:11 PM

"toursist to this Planetarium should be forewarned about Purple Nerple bandits."

b0rees 0 7
08/24/2006 11:03 PM

beware the pirahnas

b0rees 0 7
08/24/2006 11:04 PM

d'oh, should've read the posts.. :(

X-DEATH 262 9
08/25/2006 02:27 AM

Teenage Mutant Nipple Turtles

Teenage Mutant Nipple Turtles

TEENAGE MUTANT NIPPLE TURTLES!

Turtles grabbing some nips...

TURTLE POWER!!!!!!

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/25/2006 02:37 AM

Teenage Mutant Nipple Turtles

Teenage Mutant Nipple Turtles

TEENAGE MUTANT NIPPLE TURTLES!

Turtles grabbing some nips...

TURTLE POWER!!!!!!



Wow, and people say I'm lame.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/25/2006 07:34 AM

oh hey boobies!







ah crap I can't remember what I was going to say