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Have you ever been in a situation like this?
A comedy conversation by I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,959 36
08/13/2006 01:12 PM 1852 views

I play in a LARPG (very dorky). The game's been around for about 15 years now. Players have stopped playing through the years, new players have joined, it's like any other group. People come and go and the game adjusts accoringly. Some n00bs are great, some suck, and some people leave all pissed off and start their own game.



Every now and then, an old player that has left the game comes back. In general there's a lot of ass-kissing of these "veteran" players even though some of them have been out of the loop for years. A lot of them have this attitude that they can just come back in and say whatever they want because they used to play a long time ago.



I find this behavior to be uncalled for and pretentious. It's great that old faces pop in, but why do they feel the need to strut and preen after they're the ones who left?



Do you think there's any way to point this out to them in an indirect, subliminal type of manner? Surely someone here has had a similar situation before.

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Have you ever been in a situation like this?

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Hilarious 14 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504479
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2006 01:23 PM

<action>is akwardly silent</action>

 

Funny 8 votes 3.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504480
MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
08/13/2006 01:24 PM

Do you think there's any way to point this out to them in an indirect, subliminal type of manner?



Perhaps if you post some type of allegorical story that closely resembles the situation as you see it, they may pick up the subtle hint and ponder upon it.



Or, you could e-mail them a picture of your breasts and have them immediately accept you into the "cool crowd" by association.



And that's all I have to say about that.



Sorry I can't offer any more helpfull advice. I see that I have won the hourly prize, and I have to go now.

 

Hilarious 11 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504482
Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,454 7
08/13/2006 01:28 PM

Taco, let me see if I understand you correctly and allow me, if I may, to quote you:



I find this gabbehavior to be uncalled for and pretgabentious. It's gabgreat that old gabfaces pop in, but why do theygab feel the need to strut and preen gabafter they're the ones who left?



Do you think there's any way to point this out gabto them in an indirect, subliminalgab type of manner? Surely gabsomeone here has had a similar gabsituation before.




I haven't seen this phenomenon myself, so I'm sorry, but I can't help you with that.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504483
Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/13/2006 01:28 PM

Just tell them "STFU you old n00b"

 

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BennyHey 91 7
08/13/2006 02:48 PM

"Sweat the small stuff" -Kevin James

 

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RetardChild 221 6
08/13/2006 02:52 PM

No, I haven't been in a situation like that...

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504554
ThirstyMcsurly, best served on the rocks 4,444 11
08/13/2006 02:56 PM

My self confidence just went up like 100%. I'm at a 1 now.





oh and ha ha you goober. LIGHTNING BOLT!

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504724
I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,959 36
08/13/2006 06:09 PM

You know what else I hate? When these old players complain about how us new players do things, but instead of showing us how it's done they just stand and bitch about it.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504725
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2006 06:11 PM

I hate growing old.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504726
Plain Ol' Chance 171,220 14
08/13/2006 06:12 PM

What do you know about old? TRY TURNING 30!

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504727
Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/13/2006 06:13 PM

Yeah, ask Chance. She's older than dirt.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504729
Plain Ol' Chance 171,220 14
08/13/2006 06:15 PM

Shut up Slinky. You cant have an opinion until you pass puberty.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504731
Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2006 06:15 PM

I'm at the intermediary phase were I'm no longer part of the young crowd with their crazy music and wacky antics but I'm not in to the Shakespeare older people are into either.



It's like middle school all over again except instead of having dreams of driving and girls to get me through I get to look forward to throwing my back out and prostate exams.

 

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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/13/2006 06:17 PM

I'd rather be pre-pubescent than an old hag.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504736
Plain Ol' Chance 171,220 14
08/13/2006 06:19 PM

If 30 is an old hag to you Slinky, Frost YOU! Frost YOU AND DIE! I HATE YOU!



*runs away crying*

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504737
Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
08/13/2006 06:20 PM

Rather ?

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504738
Plain Ol' Chance 171,220 14
08/13/2006 06:21 PM

Lather?



am I doing this right?

 

Funny 4 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504799
MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
08/13/2006 08:06 PM

am I doing this right?



As long as you rinse and repeat afterwards, you're doing great.



 

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Closet Friend #1004 6,622 10
08/13/2006 10:36 PM

As long as you rinse and repeat afterwards, you're doing great.



With Heinz, not Hunts!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1504863
Lupience , Zinnia growing Bitch 26,981 11
08/13/2006 10:42 PM

Is this thread about sex?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1505067
Supergrover * now on pills 4,515 8
08/14/2006 06:10 AM

No, it's about pain.



 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1505068
Supergrover * now on pills 4,515 8
08/14/2006 06:10 AM

NSFW. Unless you like it like that.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810763
Taco Murderface Murderface 61,959 36
12/31/2008 07:57 PM

Not to bump my own awesome thread or anything, but CandieKhorne's recent thread kind of reminded me of this.


I'm all in favor of old timers returning and all, but pitch in to fix the problems or STFU.

 

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Test Tube Baby 828 5
12/31/2008 08:32 PM

Old is when you fart dust.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810777
Chi Chi Felipe 161,287 14
12/31/2008 08:36 PM

No one ever kisses my ass.  Dammit.

 

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Test Tube Baby 828 5
12/31/2008 08:50 PM

By the way Taco ...       YOU ROCK !!! 


                           This Bud's For You !      

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810782
Thud 66,695 17
12/31/2008 08:56 PM

Chi Chi, there's probably a reason for that.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810785
Test Tube Baby 828 5
12/31/2008 09:04 PM

No one ever kisses my ass.  Dammit.


 


Well shame on them.  You seem like a really nice person so i will step up and publicly apologize for their bad behavior.


 


Alright ya'll I see you glaring at me.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810913
Chix is in da house 282,028 58
01/02/2009 05:32 AM

I loves me some Taco.


 


I read the other thread but decided posting anything in it would just keep it going and fuel the flame.


 


Funny, that here of all places would be considered a recruiting ground.   One of the last things Leppy ever said to me was that they were seeing a mass drop out over there due to the rampant suckage and overbearing egos of some of the old timers who were lording over the board.   I took his word for it.


Life's too short to join a club who's core is hatred for another club.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1810914
Chance under the mistletoe 171,220 14
01/02/2009 07:46 AM

No one ever kisses my ass. Dammit.


Shut up youse. You have to be receptive to the ass kissing to receive the ass kissing. YOU'RE NOT BETTER THAN ME!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811060
Pubah 54,895 17
01/04/2009 03:51 PM

Smacks, then kisses Chance's rather randy and rotund round rack of raunchy rejoycing

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1811088
Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
01/05/2009 12:04 AM

Smacks, then kisses Chance's rather randy and rotund round rack of raunchy rejoycing.


 


<action Chance kicks Pubah's BO BO into the next time zone action>

 

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They're Coming to Get You, Briham! 38,843 9
01/05/2009 08:30 AM

That's funny. I had thought that any and all interest in things like popularity and coolness went out the window the moment a person began LARPing.

 

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Le Ravos 62,361 20
01/05/2009 08:54 AM

That's funny. I had thought that any and all interest in things like popularity and coolness went out the window the moment a person began LARPing.


 


It does, but you can stillbe the cool kid out of the rest of the LARPers.

 

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Pubah 54,895 17
01/05/2009 10:03 PM

-Gingerly taps High Def TT Baby's bootie-


Boo Boo?


 

 

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Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
01/05/2009 10:32 PM

Boo Boo


Hey Pubah !    What's crappening ?

 

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Pubah 54,895 17
01/05/2009 11:14 PM

Me thinks you're referring to Doodie...


In this time zone, it's called POOP!

 

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Test Tube Baby Now In High Def 828 5
01/05/2009 11:34 PM

Sorry bout that Pubah  Crappening is redneck for happening.

 

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dangerousbeans 1,172 6
01/07/2009 11:12 AM

Some of the LARPing looks kind of fun like the renaissance human chess team.  The one here in Tampa is like WWE meets chess with real weapons.  But, the Lord of the Rings and Star Wars people are just scary stupid.  Its kind of like playing war when I was little, "I shot you, you're dead!", "No I'm not, you missed! BANG BANG!". 


I would tell the old people that they have to be reinitiated, and by that I mean they have to bend over and get a light saber shoved up their butt. 

 

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Pubah 54,895 17
01/07/2009 10:30 PM

Oh, Crappening...like crap n happening at the same time.