Attention Tourists
A comedy conversation
by Werehampsta  6,375  8
08/13/2006 02:23 PM 205 views
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Being away from home isn't an excuse to drive like an idiot. I assume that you all have been taught what to do at a four-way stop such as the one near my house. Use that knowlege.
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Chuckleworthy
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RetardChild 221  6
08/13/2006 02:24 PM
Sorry about the porch...
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Funny
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2006 02:28 PM
4-way-stop? Is that one of those intersections where people honk their horns and make rude hand gestures at you while you're driving through it?
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Chuckleworthy
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showmaster 4,754 0
08/13/2006 02:30 PM
I used a stop sign once, tried it, Frost that. I fiqure they are more like suggestions.
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Chuckleworthy
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2006 02:32 PM
showmaster, you live in Georgia don't you?
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Funny
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showmaster 4,754 0
08/13/2006 02:38 PM
Kurdistan. It's like pork. The other Iraq.
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Chit 178,781 15
08/13/2006 02:47 PM
Ha Ha Ha !!
Kurdistan ?
Even Uzbekistanians make fun of the Kurdistanian drivers.
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Funny
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2006 03:40 PM
I guess we should be grateful you're not from Kamchatka.
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Amusing
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daisypie 49,378 9
08/13/2006 03:51 PM
You think you have it bad? In summer, the area where I live is literally flooded
with tourists. What's worse, they're mostly Canadians Qubcois!
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Amusing
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/13/2006 04:18 PM
What's so bad about that? Canadians are nice, stupid and easy to rob.
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Closet Friend #1004 7,665 11
08/13/2006 05:09 PM
I guess we should be grateful you're not from Kamchatka.
That does sound Risky...
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Amusing
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TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/13/2006 05:20 PM
What's so bad about that? Canadians are nice, stupid and easy to rob.
Yeah, but he said Qubcois. Having spent part of a summer surrounded by them, I have to say that there's not a decent person among them.
Wait, where does Mailman live? Because if he's one, then he is the only decent person among them.
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Chuckleworthy
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crackhead 427 8
08/14/2006 12:28 AM
i was visiting portland, maine a few years ago, a town which apparently hasn't heard of lawsuits yet because no one shovels the sidewalks despite a foot and a half of snow. i made it through the block without slipping on the ice and cracking my head open, only to find an intersection where ALL FOUR pedestrian ligts were red. confused, i contemplated the situation for a sec and decided that's the sign for jaywalking. seeing no cars, i stepped off the curb and immediately, almost got hit by a car turning into the street.
on the bus ride home, we had to transfer in boston and i wound up sitting next to a friendly chap from portland. i asked him what's the deal with their pedestrian lights. he said, "oh we just got them put in a few days ago." unbelievable. i told him in the rest of the country, pedestrian lights serve an actual purpose and we don't just get them for decoration to switch on like xmas tree lights.
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Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/14/2006 11:09 AM
. i made it through the block without slipping on the ice and cracking my head open
What a shame...my (former) Statemates really have to work harder on preventing this from occuring again. Next time, let them know you're coming, they'll make SURE you slip.
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