showmaster 4,754 0
08/13/2006 02:31 PM

Christ, shut up, you make Earth look bad to the aliens.

RetardChild 221 6
08/13/2006 02:32 PM

Very sorry...













*the humans have detected the alien invansion. RETREAT!*

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
08/13/2006 02:41 PM

I wonder how phlebotomists deal with the constant fear and hatred that they are exposed to on a daily basis.



How does their suicide rate compare to dentists?



Or, posters on internet comedy sites, for that matter?

Midgets 96,092 48
08/13/2006 02:43 PM

<action>walks into thread, chugs a beer and throws the bottle at the retards before taking a steaming Shakespeare</action>





Ya'll clean that up for me? Thanks.

RetardChild 221 6
08/13/2006 02:44 PM

Give me a Kleenex.

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
08/13/2006 03:40 PM

Sure, put only a one-ply. I want you to feel the moistness.

RetardChild 221 6
08/13/2006 03:41 PM

Moisten me baby...

SAVIORA Throws Knives 4,599 8
08/13/2006 03:44 PM

Why would we want you dead? Slowly driving you to that point is what the fun is all about.

RetardChild 221 6
08/13/2006 03:44 PM

Yay! Slow and painful!

Cjad the Nord 390 6
08/13/2006 03:47 PM

Has the pressure already gotten to you?



I type from inside my pressure vessel. It's quite snug.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/13/2006 04:21 PM

The crazy knife lady's right.

No one here will kill you (except Ollie if he doesn't see you and sits down) but we will pride ourselves on picking at you relentlesly untill you are in your local newspapers "Also in the news" section.







Welcome aboard!

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/15/2006 01:14 AM

I type from inside my pressure vessel. It's quite snug.





You type from inside of your Fleshlight?

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/15/2006 01:15 AM

Heh, vessel.

RetardChild 221 6
08/15/2006 07:02 AM

I don't get it, this was a chance for you to show creativity, in different modes of killing. And what do you do? You comfort me?! What the hell is going on? Normally you're bloody-thirsty bulls from the south of Mexico who have been caged up for a week! Has the whole planet become homosexual softies? If so, I may as well kill mysel, as you guys'll try and tickle me to death. Come on! Be imaginitive.

BlueLep 13,144 10
08/15/2006 07:09 AM

Just shut up and let the thread die.

RetardChild 221 6
08/15/2006 07:09 AM

i remeber! It was you who gave of... whatever I said at first!

ThirstyMcsurly, best served on the rocks 4,444 12
08/15/2006 07:11 AM

"We can rebuild him, better, stronger, faster"





no, no, no, I seriously doubt that, not even Yatta could save this thread...

RetardChild 221 6
08/15/2006 07:12 AM

ok, finnally one proper reply. i shll let this thread wither and die etcetera etcetera, i can be content

ThirstyMcsurly, best served on the rocks 4,444 12
08/15/2006 07:14 AM

just so you know. I don't count yet.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/25/2006 12:37 PM

I don't get it, this was a chance...



Okay, here goes...With barbed-wire, you would be tied to a tree on the tallest of mountains. We would then coat your tiny little Coleridge with peanut butter and release a hungry mountain goat named Tony. Whether this would kill you or not, we would never know...because we would all leave...because we don't care.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/25/2006 12:39 PM

(After reading the thread)



Wow, that BlueLep guy/gal is really funny. Can we kill him/her too?

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/25/2006 12:52 PM

Please tell me you didn't just make fun of somebody for not being funny.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/25/2006 12:55 PM

Not only that, he made fun of someone not being funny over a week ago.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/28/2006 11:40 AM

Please tell me you didn't just make fun of somebody for not being funny.





Not only that, he made fun of someone not being funny over a week ago.



So, when you two are snuggling after (luv-makin'), do you ever talk about ZUG?

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/28/2006 11:45 AM

Yes. Yes we do.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/28/2006 11:54 AM

Wow, only 3 days to come up with that zinger! I think we may be underestimating him.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/28/2006 11:56 AM

How about if we make you walk down the promenade with a cross on your back and a crown of thorns on your head while the citizens beat you with sticks and stones. Then we'll mount you on said cross with some nails and wait for you to die. When your constitution proves to be beyond that of normal men we'll just jab you in the side with a spear.

















Hey, if it was good enough for the Lord and Savior then it's good enough for Retard.

SAVIORA, Defender of Very Little 4,599 8
08/28/2006 12:01 PM

Nothing's good enough for me.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/28/2006 12:03 PM

Wow, only 3 days to come up with that zinger! I think we may be underestimating him.



WOW! 2 orbs!!! I'm gonna go find me a ZUG buddy, so we can laugh at each other too!



(As far as the "3 day delay" goes, weekends are made for baseball and yard work, not for sitting on the internet, reading what a bunch of mommy's-basement-dwelling-boogar-pickers have to say. Sorry.)

Midgets 96,092 48
08/28/2006 12:07 PM

<action>changes Torch's diaper</action>





There you go. Is it all better now? Is that why you were a fussy boy? I bet it was.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/28/2006 12:20 PM

(As far as the "3 day delay" goes, weekends are made for baseball and yard work, not for sitting on the internet, reading what a bunch of mommy's-basement-dwelling-boogar-pickers have to say. Sorry.)



So wait, you're saying that you don't like us, but you want to be a part of our group? Why not just leave, or read the site and don't post?

Tweak 18,881 12
08/28/2006 12:21 PM

Actually Torch, I think it says somewhere in the constitution that weekends are made for drinking beer and jacking off.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/28/2006 12:23 PM

So then we're doing it right then, Tweak?

Jolson 16,163 11
08/28/2006 12:23 PM

Actually, Congress made an amendment that says weekends are made for drinking beer and jacking off into Torch's beer.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/28/2006 12:30 PM

So wait, you're saying that you don't like us...



I never said I didn't like you...Is that what your looking for? Acceptance? Try MySpace.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/28/2006 12:31 PM

Actually, Congress made an amendment that says weekends are made for drinking beer and jacking off into Torch's beer.



That's how all the beer around here tastes.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/28/2006 12:33 PM

I was wondering why it had such good head.

The High Priestess Of Stewie 58,948 29
08/28/2006 12:58 PM

Heh, vessel.



Pram, it's pronounced "wessel"

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/28/2006 01:03 PM

Pram, it's pronounced "wessel"







...Nuclear Wessel, Checkov!

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/28/2006 01:06 PM

Please die Torch. Please?

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/28/2006 01:29 PM

Don't beg Crack, it's beneath you (unless it's for sex) and never works anyway (especially for sex).



Just take a hammer and smash him.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/28/2006 01:32 PM

(Torch dies.)





end scene

Midgets 96,092 48
08/28/2006 01:35 PM

<action>drags Torchs body back out, passes out hammers</action>



Encore!

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/28/2006 03:02 PM

ha OUCH! ha OUCH! ha OUCH!

Pram Maven was here 80,728 42
08/29/2006 04:39 AM

Heh.



Doo doo dee doo dee doo dee doo doo, "Pop" goes the wessel!



(in reference to Cjadthenord's Fleshlight)

Pram Maven was here 80,728 42
08/29/2006 04:43 AM

<action>can't wait till Christmas</action>

Here we go a wesseling along the leaves so green...

BlueLep: Time Is Tissue! 13,144 10
08/29/2006 05:44 AM

<action>doesn't make too much sense.</action>Wow, that BlueLep guy/gal is really funny. Can we kill him/her too?



Listen up fag.



Sometimes when people make a pointless thread like this, some people get annoyed. Now for me to make my small, straight to the point, "Un-funny" post, it is to get a simple point out. I wasn't trying to be funny, I was just telling that Frost-ing retard to shut up and stop making stupid threads.



Now you are the Frost-ing retard. If I were to ever meet you, I would rip your head off and give it to pram to skull Frost so he would die of blood loss in the process. Would I really do something like this? You figure it out.



</serious>



Amen.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 05:58 AM

well this is fun but i would kill this person by aimlessly covering you in modge podge and then carefully glueing staples to your eye lids and earlobes and then I would cover you in banana smoothie and arsenic sauce and let loose a class of rabid kindergarteners. Once they were done with you I would wisk you away to never never land and you would be baked into a apple pie by the muffin man. Then the bily goats gruff would take you over a bridge but a troll that lived under the bridge would eat you and then the story would go to the trolls stomach where you would acidically disintegrate slowly and your last dying breath would taste of stomach and intestinal juices and other random scents and then you would be pooed out and grown into grass in Ned Flander's front yard and little christian children would frolick on your scattered remains















arent i disturbed? don't you love it?

Jitter Bug 0 0
08/29/2006 06:03 AM

So when did they let you out?

All work and no play makes Yorkie a dull boy 60,724 12
08/29/2006 06:04 AM

I will give someone 20 dollars to post someone else's personal information without their consent so this thread gets deleted.

BlueLep: Time Is Tissue! 13,144 10
08/29/2006 06:09 AM

That comment right there will get you banned.

Jitter Bug 0 0
08/29/2006 06:12 AM

Get the lame one back in here and you'll have your request.



I hope you like rap music.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 06:13 AM

Well, a week tomorrow but whose counting anyways?

BlueLep: Time Is Tissue! 13,144 10
08/29/2006 06:14 AM

To the last two posts,



It is my duty to inform you that you are pathetic...We hate love to be the bringer of bad news, but so it is a realisism that you should face sooner or later. We really don't understand your problem and as much as we don't care to speak to you ever again we thought we should allow you to know that you are completely worthless to me, GAB and probably most of your friends, it would probably be in your interest to kill yourself now so that you may be reincarnated and start again. Congratulations. You have graduated to fag. Please note that for the rest of your life until death, that is you who will be nothing to anyone and in fact you have probably been that way even before I heard of you. But good luck, lifes long for most of us. For you, well, hopefully God will be graceful and kill you in a car accident....



-Everyone

Jitter Bug 0 0
08/29/2006 06:15 AM

So whats it like on the outside Jeff and can you do a rap for me?



Or are you just lame like your name suggests.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 06:15 AM

For the count, it was not an aple pie he was baked into, but a wild blackberry with the thorns still in tact

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 06:17 AM

my name is not jeff and i am a girl not a man and i DONT DO RAPPING! ok well maybe a bit of like, i aint sayin she's a golddigger and also a bit of miss new booty and crap ike that but nothing else much

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 06:20 AM

yes, but the outside is much nicer, I like having the use of my arms

Jitter Bug 0 0
08/29/2006 06:23 AM

Me like that golddigger song. sorry Miss Lame and hey dont worry about that Blue gay he is still a new person which they call a noob like us.

He's just pissed off because one of the older gabBers wont take up his hotel room offer.



Welcome to hell the funny version.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 06:27 AM

Why did blue have to come in and ruin all of our fun and games and rudolph the red nosed reindeer eating all the shiny light(on the christmas trees and then he throws them all up on the sleigh ride) haha and i know that i can be crazy here cuz guess what, we're all crazy

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 06:28 AM

i like that song too but i also like pie, long bus rides, my friends, kd skittles sprite butterflies and harry potter, greenday, simple plan, banana peels, mint icecream, and then i can eat i giant pickle and choke and die

BlueLep: Time Is Tissue! 13,144 10
08/29/2006 06:29 AM

Wow, you must have not been here long at all. You really are Frost-ing stupid aren't you?



Why don't you try reading other threads before you post something stupid.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 06:33 AM

why do you ruin all of my fun I hope you are cursed with a severe case of hiccups that make it so you can no longer talk unfortunetly then you would still be able to type which completely defeats my point

Jitter Bug 0 0
08/29/2006 06:40 AM

Ok I must stop now, too prove that I have control over my retardness gab addiction.



Miss Lame hey boygirl it's been fun but I'm baned and dont want you to suffer the same fate through my stupid retardnessSTFU like me and bye.

m squared 2,881 7
08/29/2006 06:48 AM

Well the lame one made me laugh with her "Gold digger" thing, but for some reason when reading her posts, all I hear in my head is:



I love you PERIOD. Do you love me QUESTION MARK...please please EXCLAMATION POINT...I wanna hold you IN PARENTHESES.

Jitter Bug 0 0
08/29/2006 06:57 AM

I think the voices in your head are back. That was no girl!

Pram Maven was here 80,728 42
08/29/2006 07:34 AM

Ok, I for one, am tired of reading Blue Lep vitriol, so I am going to sum his posts up right here:



Blue Lep: FEE FI FO FUM, I AM MAD 'CAUSE I CAN'T CUM

Showmaster 4,754 0
08/30/2006 09:06 AM

Let me sum up Pram's posts:



I'm cooler than you because I like Grunge, and I miss Curt Cobain.



You know what you sound like, Pram? My grandmother. She thinks all that rock n roll devil music that came after jazz is evil and sucks too.



That must suck already losing any edge on music and not even being 30.

BlueLep will kill you in your sleep 13,144 10
08/30/2006 09:49 AM

Pram, yes I may be mad, but I can cum, just ask Trae.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/30/2006 09:50 AM

I took some Vitriol last night and ended up with an erection for 6 hours.