Wonder Trixxie 65,026 15
08/15/2006 04:04 PM

Because my dick tastes like Shakespeare? BADUMP

Caga Palo 683 7
08/15/2006 05:04 PM

You know your at a gay bar-b-q when all the hot dogs taste like Shakespeare.

John Hargrave 128,751 73
08/15/2006 05:07 PM

When you look down and you see four balls.



</Garry Shandling>

Crackalacka! 68,758 11
08/15/2006 05:11 PM

So I'm balls deep in this guy, right. I get through banging him and he turns and looks at me and says "So are we gonna cuddle now?".





I look him right in the eye and say

"What are you, some kinda fag?"

Caga Palo 683 7
08/15/2006 05:15 PM

You have a rainbow bumpersticker on your car that says "I love it when balls are in my face"

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/15/2006 05:20 PM

You find yourself watching Xanadu and singing along.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/15/2006 05:21 PM

You know how I know you are gay?



You have butt sex with another man. That's how.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
08/15/2006 05:29 PM

I know you're gay because:



- you like to watch "Gilmore Girls"

- you put artificial sweetener and non-fat milk in your coffee

- you ask for directions when you're driving

- you enter a bar and order a Cosmopolitan

- you know how to cook a tofu steak



Or yeah. What Aimless said.

Bonky 75,733 15
08/15/2006 05:39 PM

You know how I know you're gay?

You eat the cherry flavor before the grape and blue raspberry flavors in the Fun Dip Lik*a*Stik.

The Jerk 6,311 9
08/15/2006 05:41 PM

You know how I know you're gay? Because you eat foie gras!

Caga Palo 683 7
08/15/2006 05:46 PM

You know how I know your gay?



- You watch the "Golden Girls"

- You listen to Celine Dion

- You shop at Pier 1 Imports

JDurSpankenZ 358 6
08/15/2006 05:47 PM

A good indication can appear early on if your mom called you in from playing outside like so...



"Yoo-hoo! Lunchtime, faggot!"

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/15/2006 05:58 PM

- Your icon is a screaming doorknob.

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/15/2006 05:59 PM

- You know what color "chartruse" is.

Ditdah 123,110 14
08/15/2006 05:59 PM

- You know how to spell "chartreuse" without spellchecking it.

SHP - who'dyou who'dyou who'dyou think you are? 181,795 70
08/15/2006 06:09 PM

You know how I know you are gay?



You have butt sex with another man. That's how.



I was considering going gay, but this really just defeats the purpose if you ask me.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/15/2006 06:57 PM

You married TableTopJane.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/15/2006 07:14 PM

Al: Damn. I would have settle for "You know how I know you're gay?" ..."You posted in a Pram thread."



Oh, burn. Oh, I'm on fire.

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
08/15/2006 07:25 PM

So Chix. You know Grease is on TVLand this Friday right?

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
08/15/2006 07:33 PM

So Chix. You know Grease is on TVLand this Friday right?





I'm sorry, but you're looking for the "You know how I know you're gay and old" thread.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
08/15/2006 08:25 PM

You listen to Coldplay.

KChiki - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
08/15/2006 08:29 PM

You sing for either Coldplay or Incubus.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/15/2006 08:29 PM

When you die Jesus sends you to hell for being a sinner.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/15/2006 08:38 PM

You know how I know your gay?



You like to do guys up the butt.

Plain Ol' Chance 171,275 14
08/15/2006 08:57 PM

I dont know if this has been mentioned before, but I think youre gay if you like penis in your butt.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/15/2006 08:59 PM

Your favorite singer is Rick Springfield.

Bonky 75,733 15
08/15/2006 09:32 PM

You squeal like a pig when I play a banjo.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/15/2006 09:55 PM

You fly to England on the off chance that you might get laid.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
08/15/2006 09:57 PM

You love singing along to "Why does love do this to me?" but then one day you suddenly realise that it's a New Zealand song and even though you have grown up with it being so huge and everyone knows it and stuff almost like a Bealtes song or something... no one else in the world even knows it.



No, I'm not bitter or weirded out.

Lost cause 482 6
08/15/2006 10:03 PM

I know you're gay because:



- you like to watch "Gilmore Girls"

- you put artificial sweetener and non-fat milk in your coffee

- you ask for directions when you're driving

- you enter a bar and order a Cosmopolitan

- you know how to cook a tofu steak



Or you could be from California.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
08/15/2006 10:09 PM

And your point is?

SAVIORA, Cutlery Expert 4,599 8
08/15/2006 10:12 PM

Know how I know you're gay?



The pink wallpaper was my first clue, the French citizenship was my second.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/15/2006 10:45 PM

"If you think you might be gay, then you're gay."

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/15/2006 10:57 PM

Don't you pity orb me, assFroster.

Cantremember 658 7
08/16/2006 12:37 AM

Because your boyfriend told me.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/16/2006 02:30 AM

You listen to the Smiths.

Humphrey 51,764 12
08/16/2006 02:56 AM

- You've swallowed seamen that was not your own.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/16/2006 04:33 AM

You swallowed semen that was not your own while listening to The Smiths.

Chelsex 239 6
08/16/2006 05:20 AM

You walk down the street with a smile on your face!

Chelsex 239 6
08/16/2006 05:20 AM

^ Sorry, wrong gay.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
08/16/2006 05:31 AM

I don't knoo-oo-o-ow, why does love do this tooo meee?

Phuc 237,919 21
08/16/2006 07:06 AM

^ Sorry, wrong gay.



Not if it's Christopher Street! Mojitos, anyone??!!

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
08/16/2006 07:24 AM

You know your at a gay bar-b-q when all the hot dogs taste like Shakespeare.





I've been to several gay barbeques, a couple of lesbian picnics and a transgender clambake and can tell you with certainty that you'll never eat more fabulously than at such an affair.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
08/16/2006 07:25 AM

[note: I may have made up the part about the transgender clambake.]

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/16/2006 10:16 AM

Thank God.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/16/2006 10:19 AM

You live in Ohio.

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
08/16/2006 10:23 AM

I know you're gay because:



- you like to watch "Gilmore Girls"

- you put artificial sweetener and non-fat milk in your coffee

- you ask for directions when you're driving

- you enter a bar and order a Cosmopolitan

- you know how to cook a tofu steak



What about 2 out of 3?

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
08/16/2006 10:23 AM

are you gay if you can't count?

Phuc 237,919 21
08/16/2006 10:24 AM

Transgender clambake? That's just plain-ass wrong.

CaseyLou 144 7
08/16/2006 10:27 AM

AJ was always your favorite.

Queen Buttercup 171,275 14
08/16/2006 10:39 AM

Bearded clam anyone?

CaseyLou 144 7
08/16/2006 10:49 AM

Four words,



Bette Midler Box Set

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,948 29
08/16/2006 10:53 AM

You put the boom-boom into my heart

You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts

Jitterbug into my brain

Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same

But something's bugging you

Something ain't right

My best friend told me what you did last night

Left me sleepin' in my bed

I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.



Wake me up before you go-go

Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo

Wake me up before you go-go

I don't want to miss it when you hit that high

Wake me up before you go-go

'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo

Wake me up before you go-go

Take me dancing tonight

I wanna hit that high (yeah, yeah)



(Jitterbug)

(Jitterbug)

Got rack? 41,132 13
08/16/2006 12:20 PM

Because I'm in a faggy salmon colored polo shirt, no wedding band (finger's to fat for it) and got hit on by some near homeless dude looking for help with his electric bill this morning?



Hell- a blowjobs a blowjob and its not like my wife'll ever taste the poo.

DKX 0 6
01/09/2007 03:11 PM

your dick tastes like Shakespeare

Cupids Last Chance 171,275 14
01/09/2007 03:12 PM

You are so very clever.

Hug Pumpkin for VD (valentines day pervs) 56,642 8
01/09/2007 03:12 PM

I hope to all hell you have Tits and are about to show them for bumping a 4 month old thread.

Bron-Y-Aur- Shemp 22,222 17
01/09/2007 03:18 PM

Wanna know how I know you're gay?



Because you like Coldplay.





From 40 Year Old Virgin.

Bron-Y-Aur- Shemp 22,222 17
01/09/2007 03:19 PM

your dick tastes like Shakespeare





First post... A swing and a miss!

Hug Pumpkin for VD (valentines day pervs) 56,642 8
01/09/2007 03:21 PM

Shemp,your not helping.

Bron-Y-Aur- Shemp 22,222 17
01/09/2007 03:23 PM

Shemp,your not helping.





Heh, story of my life.

Heart Shaped Pubah Sweets 56,805 18
01/09/2007 03:27 PM

<action>Gleefully attempts to correct another's diction</action>



You're...not your, YOU'RE...



Haaaaaaaa YOU ARE! Mwahhhhahahahaha!

Hug Pumpkin for VD (valentines day pervs) 56,642 8
01/09/2007 03:34 PM

<action> kicks in the side of Pubahs Cardboard Condo</action>



Frost-ingramar nazi

Dead Robot 67,630 16
01/09/2007 03:41 PM

Damn I was going to put this:



You know how I know your gay?



'Cause I Frosted that homo.

Mrs. McHaggis 101,398 77
01/09/2007 04:35 PM

I recently started scrapbooking a lot of teh Haggis's old baby pictures. In several photos he's wearing a rainbow striped shirt and has a wide open mouth. It's like, his mom knew before everyone else.



I hung a large one on our bedroom wall. Now whenever he tries to touch my bum in the middle of the night I yell "baby Danny judges you!" and he'll immediately stop.



Good times.

Chix - 2.5 lbs in 2007 so far 286,539 61
01/09/2007 04:44 PM

1. As a child, were you taught never to cry? No.

2. Are tools the themes for one of your hobbies? no

3. Would you describe your female friends as passive? No, honey.

4. Do you react aggressively when someone annoys you? Moi?

5. Who has the most authority in your household? The top.

6. Which type of movie do you more prefer, a romance or an action film? Romance.

7. As a child, did you prefer to play with dolls or with cars? who didn't want to be barbie?

8. Do you enjoy bodily functions (farting, belching, etc.)? well, that doesn't change

9. Do you think a lot about the way you look? FABULOUS!

10. When you were in school, did you feel that math and science were easy? Anything other than the schoolyard teasing was okay.

11. Do you prefer cats, or dogs? Who's a sweet Poekims?

12. Do you think reptiles, amphibians and insects are gross? Well, yes, duh.

13. Do you have to watch every football game? yes, I love the home run part

14. Do you enjoy fishing? shopping yes. fishing no.

15. Are you a good mechanic? I play the cowboy. My friend bruce plays the mechanic. Y....M...C...A

Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,465 8
01/09/2007 04:44 PM

It's times like these that I'm so glad I live nowwhere NEAR New York state.

Jolson picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue 16,163 11
01/09/2007 05:00 PM

Says the man who meanders "fecklessly".

Jolson picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue 16,163 11
01/09/2007 05:01 PM

You and your faggy english language.