Drinking stories
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by kingyannman  422  9
08/16/2006 12:50 AM 406 views
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I went to a party last saturday night and bought a few bottles of vodka on the way. As I suspected, I was the oldest one there, and I just turned 21. But I'm a nice guy and there was a sexy girl there that is 16.
I planned on sharing anyway, so I opened up the bottles and everyone started drinking.
She clearly had her sights on a 1 guy so I decided just to have fun.
First we jousted for a while. That's where people climb on someones back and we run at each other while they joust with there arms out. Then we had the drunken dance party and became shirtless.
Throughout the party, that girl and her one night stand were making out and having fun. Now they decided to go in the bedroom and have more fun. a few minutes later the guy stumbles out and asks for a condom. I had brought 3 with me. I'm a boyscout, you know. It's about 2A.M. and we heard them in the bedroom. So we decided to go watch. They didn't really care so we snapped plenty of photos. We leave and 5 minutes they both walk out naked. They put their clothes on and I pour everyone more drinks. Then we had a big drunken mosh pit, which is a lot of fun when you're a big person. Someone yelled out "I'm gettting naked!" and took off his clothes. some people decided to followe him and had a naked mosh pit. At this point, my memory failed me because I drank a whole bottle of vodka. Apparently Everyone got naked, including me, and we had a massive orgy. I've viewed the photos and I am very glad I don't remember it.
I didn't think skin would stretch that far
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kingyannman 422  9
08/16/2006 12:51 AM
Unless there are way more girls, I am never drinking again.
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 12:53 AM
Apparently there was a henhouse nearby and,well,...........let's just say now you can't call it a henhouse.
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Hilarious
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Sidewalk Prophet 998 9
08/16/2006 12:54 AM
I've drank a fifth of vodka before. It didn't make me gay.
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 12:55 AM
The cops showed up for the henhouse, but they didn't do much. Who wants to tackle a giant naked guy when he's...............well, I'm still not sure how'd you describe it.
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Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/16/2006 12:56 AM
Crossing the road ?
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 12:56 AM
Dude, I can't believe you read that crappy post
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 12:57 AM
Please submit your own drinking stories to make up for my crappy one
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 12:59 AM
I'm not sure where the henhouse was but we and the chickens made enough noise to attract an audience
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 01:00 AM
I HIGHLY recommend drinking and jousting. It's a lot of fun. Espically when you've got four guys running at each other
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 01:02 AM
I still can't figure out how we got back to the party. I guess the cops said "Frost this" and got the hell out of there.
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 01:03 AM
Post drinking stories!
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 01:05 AM
We set fire to a winnabago
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 01:15 AM
Most of this story is just hearsay.
but the pictures say something worse.
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Cantremember 658 7
08/16/2006 01:15 AM
"love me dammit, love me"
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 01:23 AM
IT WAS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL THE FLYING MONKEYS ATTACKED!!
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/16/2006 01:26 AM
Does anyone but the King guy get 5 orbs in this thread? Because I'm totally cool with that.
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 01:29 AM
Please fill my pee jar.
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/16/2006 01:29 AM
The toilet?
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 01:30 AM
The thread "What's the meaning of life?" is much better than this one
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Cantremember 658 7
08/16/2006 01:32 AM
also ....
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Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/16/2006 01:32 AM
I think he means his butt.
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 01:32 AM
Listen now, and you'll hear my life being sucked away.
MAN that girl had a strong mouth!
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BlueLep 13,144 10
08/16/2006 01:36 AM
You fail at life.
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 01:37 AM
And yet I'm going to live forever
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Humphrey 51,764 12
08/16/2006 01:38 AM
You state that you're 21 years old, but your story depicts you as an adolescent moron with a fetish for fat guys.
I'm not sure where I'm going with this... I just want my 5 orbs.
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Humphrey 51,764 12
08/16/2006 01:40 AM
Fastest 5 in history.
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BlueLep 13,144 10
08/16/2006 01:41 AM
I so agree with Humphrey.
Now where are my five orbs?
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/16/2006 01:42 AM
Who are you again?
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Humphrey 51,764 12
08/16/2006 01:42 AM
For me I mean. Not like Big and his autoclicking groupies. He get's 5er's like Knimayanmoron gets pimples.
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Humphrey 51,764 12
08/16/2006 01:43 AM
And Big's funny. That may help.
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/16/2006 01:43 AM
So one night I got a little not even tipsy cause I only had like 3 beers but it was enough for me to start doing stupid Shakespeare like creating threads on zug that were circular references and recursive loops.
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Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/16/2006 01:43 AM
Humphrey who?
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BlueLep 13,144 10
08/16/2006 01:44 AM
True.
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Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/16/2006 01:44 AM
Nice backtrack.
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Bean 8,602 19
08/16/2006 01:57 AM
Dude. Prozac.
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Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/16/2006 10:52 AM
Naked guys jousting...Sounds like one of Trixxie's "Candlelight Suppers" to me.
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CaseyLou 144 7
08/16/2006 10:56 AM
Has anyone else ever woke up in a sleezy hotel room in San Fransico with $200 left on the nightstand.
Or is that just me.
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Chuckleworthy
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Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/16/2006 11:29 AM
Dude, I also left you a thank-you note too.
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Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/16/2006 11:30 AM
Also, this thread is meaningless without pictures.
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Succubus 3,359 10
08/16/2006 11:31 AM
I think that since you have pictures, you are obligated to post them, not just tell us about them.
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BlueLep 13,144 10
08/16/2006 11:34 AM
Also, this thread is meaningless without pictures.
There, I corrected it.
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RetardChild 221 6
08/16/2006 11:38 AM
I'm not totally gay. But, I really want to see the pics.
*5...orbs...5...orbs...5...orbs*
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Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/16/2006 12:03 PM
1. Suppling alcohol to minors.
2. Sexual activity with minors.
3. Beastiality
4. Sodomy
5. Using the word "chickens" and "hen" in one of your posts.
6. Ip address kingyannman [756qWe379nYXDaUnZggphA]
http://www.911.com/
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Stooge 2.34 22,222 17
08/16/2006 05:53 PM
I think that since you have pictures, you are obligated to post them, not just tell us about them
So Frost-ing true.
You can leave out the naked fat guys though.
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mm, sucking [up to] sage 2,881 7
08/16/2006 07:42 PM
I don't give two Shakespeares about seeing the pictures. And while I'm being a bitch...
You know what really puts sand in my hare-lipped cooter? Someone who thinks they are Frost-ing funny just because they drink. OOh, look at me! I drink! Aren't I cool? NO! You are not cool, you are not funny.
Drinking is just your pathetic attempt to construe some sort of life out of your Shakespearety existance. It does NOT always add up to teh funny.
If you are not funny to begin with, alcohol will not help you.
Wow! Being a bitch sometimes feels good! I'm all warm "down there!"
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kingyannman 422 9
08/16/2006 10:44 PM
both the kids were minors
So Ha!
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