Midgets 96,092 48
08/16/2006 12:24 PM

Chickens, most people are really good if you take....



...don't look now, but a fat guys stealing your hubcaps!

SHP - who'dyou who'dyou who'dyou think you are? 181,795 70
08/16/2006 12:26 PM

Don't throw stones, Bible boy!

Yorkie Thompson, Jr. 60,724 12
08/16/2006 12:26 PM

<action>Frosts Chicken's wife, steals his bike, and files a historical location permit for that land in the mountains or wherever</action>

Got rack? 41,132 13
08/16/2006 12:28 PM

Chickens- I'm just gonna make some broad, sweeping, uninformed judgements and stereotypes about various people in your post and say:



YAY FOR REPUBLICANS AND THEIR GUEST WORKER PROGRAM!!!

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/16/2006 12:35 PM

<action> attempts to explain these issues</action>



1.She had 13 kids in her house over a weekend. Claims to be a Christian and wears it on her sleeve.



If shes's walking around with her heart on her sleave,she's obviously in need of surgery to replace it, so she had the 13 kids round to help set up donation jars.



2. What was he teaching him, I wonder?



How to pick up underage girls



3. My office manager just informed me she had to fire my receptionist for litterally not making deposits.



She was making deposists, just not in the right bank account, hence forth Clerical Error.



4. Our maid stole one of Hen's credit cards Monday and ordered over $1000 worth of jewelry from the jewelry channel monday night. To be shipped to her house.



She was just trying to help you get Hen's b-day/Anniversary/Xmas gifts, and thought if she kept them in her house they wouldn't be found before the big day.













Ah Frost it....people suck.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/16/2006 12:36 PM

as does my spelling

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/16/2006 12:42 PM

You have to misspell at the Trixxie level for me to ever call you on it. Glass houses and all.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/16/2006 12:46 PM

You have to misspell at the Trixxie level for me to ever call you on it. Glass houses and all.



You know, Chickens, you shouldn't live in a glass house. The greenhouse effect will cook your goose.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/16/2006 12:55 PM

2. I had a 40 year old guy fired for spending more time flirting with underage girls than doing his job, mentoring a young boy. What was he teaching him, I wonder?



How to be a Gabber?

Mr Fook 4,016 9
08/16/2006 12:58 PM

Baahhahaha.



Goose.

BobJohnson, Chancellor of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
08/16/2006 01:13 PM

If God had wanted you to judge people based on their actions, he wouldn't have created skin color.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/16/2006 01:13 PM

How to pick up underage girls?



How to be a Gabber?



It was a retorical question.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/16/2006 01:14 PM

Thanks for the reminder, BJ. Nice to be back on track.

Chit 178,781 15
08/16/2006 01:19 PM

Our maid stole one of Hen's credit cards Monday and ordered over $1000 worth of jewelry from the jewelry channel monday night. To be shipped to her house. While I am usually in favor of double D's, Dumb and Dishonest are two D's I can do without.







I think I saw a piece on that story on the "Send Me Back To Ecuador" Channel the other night.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
08/16/2006 01:36 PM

Ephesians 4:28:



"He who has been stealing must steal no longer, but must work, doing something useful with his own hands, that he may have something to share with those in need."



I see the words "something useful", "with his own hands" and "something to share" as being open to interpretation...



Perhaps if we run this through the King Gab Version?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/16/2006 01:37 PM

Way to go Chickens, we needed four more blacks on welfare.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/16/2006 01:39 PM

Perhaps if we run this through the King Gab Version?



I see Chix making out well (pun either intended or not) with this, but I think HEN will still be pissed.

Declan McManus as Yaskov 131,887 36
08/16/2006 01:48 PM

That damm interferin' Abraham Lincoln!

Traeaneurism 156,790 17
08/16/2006 01:56 PM

Trust me Chix, things could be much much worse.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/16/2006 02:03 PM

Trust me Chix, things could be much much worse.



That's is true.



You could also find out kilts and bagpipes are a centuries old prank started by the Irish.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/16/2006 02:12 PM

<action> Dublin, Circa 1500</action>



Right, so we gets those damn Highlandqueers, or whatever they're callin' demselves, we gets 'em to wear feckin' SKIRTS ya see.

<giggle>

THEN...right, get this..THEN we hands 'em a purse with tin whistles comming out of it, and we tells 'em to blow into the whistle.

<giggle-Hicup; Gulg glug>

Then we tells 'em what comes out sounds WONDERFUL, right?

Yeah, I know it sounds like a cat wot's been tampled by an army of Leprechauns, but THEY don't knows this, right?

<hic>

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/16/2006 02:26 PM

Heh.



WAITAMINUTE HEY!!!

Midgets 96,092 48
08/16/2006 02:29 PM

Pumpkin, I wish I could click you a hundred times for that.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/16/2006 02:33 PM

Note I had to add the image of a DRUNK Irishman, or Chix'll have the Clan (and KLAN) coming after me....

Declan McManus as Yaskov 131,887 36
08/16/2006 02:41 PM

There's another sort of Irishman, Pumphim?

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/16/2006 02:42 PM

it sounds like a cat wot's been tampled by an army of Leprechauns



Cafe press tee shirt, here I come.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/16/2006 02:43 PM

Yeah, I realized the no validity of that statement after I typed it.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/16/2006 02:44 PM

Cafe press tee shirt, here I come.



Now THAT I'd Buy! Something new to wear to the Highland games.

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
08/16/2006 08:44 PM

If God had wanted you to judge people based on their actions, he wouldn't have created skin color.



By far one of the funniest things I have ever seen BJ post.

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
08/16/2006 08:52 PM

Also, thumbs up on that whole "not judging" thing, Chix.

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
08/16/2006 08:57 PM

Also also, I use the word also a whole lot.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/16/2006 08:59 PM

Chix, do they just give the kids away to any old hobo in North Carolina? Because if so, I could use a few what with them unreliable mexicans going on strike, and my big lawn needing mowing. Can you mail me two?

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/17/2006 09:27 AM

Also, thumbs up on that whole "not judging" thing, Chix.



sarcasim? serious? Hard to tell.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/17/2006 09:30 AM

There is no "I" in sarcasm!





Or team.







Or blowjob, unfortunately.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/17/2006 09:51 AM

You people out there suck. Just wanted to remind you.



With you around, how could we EVER forget?

Squeamish 38,986 14
08/17/2006 10:58 AM

It's almost as if being "A Christian" says nothing aobut your character.

Squeamish 38,986 14
08/17/2006 11:00 AM

But being "Squeamish" says something aobut your typing.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/17/2006 12:06 PM

A Squeam!

Squeamish 38,986 14
08/17/2006 12:12 PM

...a deer, a female deer.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/17/2006 12:15 PM

You squeam, we all squeam, fo Ahhce Squeam.

Pubah.. 56,805 18
08/17/2006 12:24 PM

Maybe we shouldn't complain about crooked elected officials. They're simply a represntation of us...corrupt, slothful, selfish.



or



We could vote for real change and display the best of whom we are!



Chickens -n- Rice 08

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/31/2006 10:02 AM

Well, the maid is in jail. And her accomplice is on her way as well. They caught her on tape in the Payless shoestore where "someone" used the card to buy $1000 worth of shoes. Which I figure must have bought her like 500 pairs of shoes from that place. Strangely enough, the fact that she had access to the card, and was caught on tape in the store at the time of the purchase is not enough evidence to convict. They had to show her the evidence and get her to confess before they could throw the book at her.



Each purchase is a felony however.



When asked about it, she said she returned the card and hid it in our kitchen. If that was true, which it's not, how exactly is that a mark in her favor? Dumbass. She cleaned house well though.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/31/2006 10:03 AM

Seriously, how does one spend $1000 in a Payless shoe store and not raise any red flags? Did they need several trucks to haul the crap off?

Jolson 16,163 11
08/31/2006 10:09 AM

Nah, they have an army of Puerto Rican delivery boys. Each takes a pair of shoes and runs off with it.









I know this because my ex's brother worked there.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/31/2006 10:17 AM

BD is always giving me Shakespeare about owning a lot of shoes. I keep arguing with him that I don't have that many, that I only wear like 5 pairs.



Last night I cleaned my closet. 40 pairs of shoes later (three of which I don't even remember buying) I realized that I have a problem. So I hid the shoes in the back of my closet so BD wouldn't see them and I showed him the 5 pairs that I have been wearing. He conceeded that I was right, I don't have that many, and he was wrong.



This is why I love being a women. I think I might go shoe shopping on saturday.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/31/2006 10:19 AM

I love it when addicts embrace their problem.

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/31/2006 11:19 AM

Aimless is Emelda Jr?

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
08/31/2006 11:36 AM

When a religion that tells you that good works mean nothing, and that faith alone can get you into heaven, you'll get no-good Emersons to join that religion. It won't necessarily make better people out of them.



That's why I prefer the company of the descendants of apes. They behave like decent people just because they have self respect. Or because they believe it might get someone to give them a banana.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/31/2006 02:23 PM

And we all know what you can do with a banana!



Anally rape Chickens!

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/31/2006 02:29 PM

And now we see if Jolson can outrun a Chicken in a kilt.

Captain Skippy, now slightly more depressed! 41,253 13
08/31/2006 02:29 PM

<action>the maid</action>



Frost you and your rich white ass.

Captain Skippy, now slightly more depressed! 41,253 13
08/31/2006 02:30 PM

<action>looks at his last post carefully</action>

wow, that was not what I had intended at all but it kinda works.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/31/2006 02:31 PM

<action>gets a one minute head start...</action>



As long as he has the banana still stuck up his ass I think I can outrun him.

The High Priestess Of Stewie 58,948 29
08/31/2006 02:35 PM

Jolson, you've never been to the Highland games! you're gonna lose this race.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/31/2006 02:38 PM

I dunno, I would think having all his junk jangling around like a fleshy coin purse full of currenseed and bumping into his legs would keep him from fulfilling his true chicken-like potential.



Unless he has numbnuts.

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/31/2006 03:12 PM

Chickens doesn't wear a sporan...it's really his "twig and berries" dressed up to look like one.

Doll of Troy - Is it football season yet? 3,467 8
08/31/2006 04:34 PM

Aimless is Emelda Jr?



You men don't know anything about shoe addiction. 40 isn't that bad. I have close to 60 pairs.

UnderCanada - Now in NY! 101,398 77
08/31/2006 04:54 PM

I only have 23 and Spicey teases me about having too many shoes all the time. Now I AM going shoe shopping this weekend.



Tell your maid thank you, Chickens!

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
08/31/2006 06:27 PM

In my first year of university, my friends teased me for bringing twelve pairs of shoes. It was overseas, and I only brought two suitcases, so twelve pairs of shoes took up a lot of room and most people brought only two or three.



However, a girl down the hall brought nearly thirty pairs of shoes first term, and when she came back after Christmas, she had another twenty or so with her that she had realised she "just couldn't live without."



It's been much easier to rationalise my shoe shopping excursions after that.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/31/2006 09:55 PM

I own exactly three pairs of shoes:



1 pair of black work Sketchers

1 pair of Sketchers athletic shoes

1 pair of really nice dress shoes that I break out only if there's an impending apocolypse (which happens more often than you might think, at least a couple of times a year, but the news media covers it up).

Midgets 96,092 48
08/31/2006 10:08 PM

One pair work shoes

One pair everyday shoes (actually old work shoes)

Boots.

thigh high black leather spikes



That's all a man needs.

Millie 116,988 28
09/01/2006 12:11 AM

I have a lot of shoes. I haven't counted them.



I only wear a few pairs. I have some that hurt my feet so I never wear them, but they are so cute I can't get rid of them.



The one nice thing is that they will still fit me even though most of my other clothes are too tight.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/01/2006 12:12 AM

SUYF

Millie 116,988 28
09/01/2006 12:25 AM

It's too cold to take my socks off.

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
09/01/2006 04:59 AM

Fagina?

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
09/01/2006 11:45 AM

Shoodles, baby. You'll never need anything else.

Declan McManus as Yaskov 131,887 36
09/01/2006 03:03 PM

Some have asked over the years if there was a way to distinguish The Brothers McManus from one another.





The gay McManus would never let his feet be caught dead anywhere near those things.





Furthermore, "Shoodle" sounds like an unfortunate encounter between a Shar-Pei and a Poodle.

Midgets 96,092 48
09/01/2006 03:17 PM

Some have asked over the years if there was a way to distinguish The Brothers McManus from one another.





I thought it was that one frequently has his lips wraped around a philac object, and the other one has a guys arm up his butt.



I suppose your way works too.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
09/01/2006 08:49 PM

I thought it was that one frequently has his lips wraped around a philac object, and the other one has a guys arm up his butt.



You're slightly confused about whose arm is where, but otherwise this was a nice attempt, n00b.