Stooge 2.34 22,222 17
08/17/2006 11:48 PM

I remember a skit on SNL some years ago about snakes on a plane. It was stupid, as I'm sure this movie is.



Speaking of stupid, I think Jim Carrey was host of that SNL episdoe.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/17/2006 11:49 PM

Snakes on a mother-Frosting Plane!

Stooge 2.34 22,222 17
08/17/2006 11:51 PM

Next movie:



Lions on a boat?



Komodo Dragons in your car?



Black Widows on a bus?

Dtay 61 6
08/17/2006 11:55 PM

Rabid Squirrels in a SUV?

Stooge 2.34 22,222 17
08/17/2006 11:57 PM

You got it!

newwave 45,912 10
08/18/2006 12:16 AM

Snakes On My Vein

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
08/18/2006 12:45 AM

I'm sad to say that I was a bit disappointed...













Who am I kidding? Best. Movie. Evar.

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
08/18/2006 12:45 AM

Ok, ok. I don't want to spoil it for any of you, but let me just hint the huge twist: There are mobile creatures on a mass-transportation device!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/18/2006 12:46 AM

Weasels on a mother-Frostin' Bus! ?

Midgets-stalking Paddington Bear 96,092 48
08/18/2006 12:47 AM

Frost you!!!!



We had our tickets, we had our plans, we were on our way, we got pulled over, my friend (the driver) got arrested!



Not having a valid license myself, the cop wouldn't let me take the car anywhere (my car). I had to walk my ass home.



Not that I'm pissed or anything, I just missed the Frost-ing Movie, took a hour long hike, will get up in the morning and call to have my car towed home from the impound lot where it's at now, and will eventually get to see the mother-Frosting movie, sometime.





And before you ask, it was doing 152 in a 55 zone.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/18/2006 12:47 AM

Dogs is on a mother-Frostin' roll tonight!

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
08/18/2006 12:48 AM

"Snakes on cocaine."

Enough said.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/18/2006 12:48 AM

And before you ask, it was doing 152 in a 55 zone.



What? Were you on a mother-Frostin' crotch rocket?

Midgets-stalking Paddington Bear 96,092 48
08/18/2006 12:58 AM

No, by Baby.



A 355 Chevy powered '83 Grand Prix.



And right now I'm more worried about my car than my friend, is that wrong?

The one that broke the camel's back 98,000 37
08/18/2006 01:12 AM

Snakes on a MUTHAFrostIN plane!!!!



Woo!!!



Okay, I have to wait till I get back from NYC to see this, but I'm definitely gonna throw down the cash to see Samuel L.



Based on the mind-boggling number of snake-related incidents in the past few months, as chronicled on Dave Barry's blog, I'm beginning to think that we should look to this movie as a documentary.

newwave 45,912 10
08/18/2006 01:14 AM

1983 Grand Prix? I have respect for you. Let us smoke the pole peace pipe together.

Midgets-stalking Paddington Bear 96,092 48
08/18/2006 01:26 AM

Sorry to Bitch Jack your thread SCB.



I just found out my car gets to sit there untill at least next Wednesday for only $79 a day!



I think S.O.A.P. has some serious bad Mojo.

the tastiest n00b 245 6
08/18/2006 01:43 AM

The movie is ten times better when there are people cheering and cursing along with the movie.



It's along good for a laugh when people yell along with "THE LINE" and yell random Shakespeare like "Don't do it, there's mother-Frosting snakes down there!"

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
08/18/2006 02:10 AM

And before you ask, it was doing 152 in a 55 zone.



I call FAT ASS daughter!



I use to have a 67 GTX with a 440 6-pack that had a high lift cam installed and when I got to or above 145mph it became unable to steer.



I had a 68 Chevell with a 396 stock only added headers and that would maybe get to about 135mph top end.



I also had a 72 Nova with a built (by me) 350 w/aluminum heads that would smoke any vette on the road and it would get to 150mph but again become unstable and to out of control to steer. I also had numerous cars that were runners but those were the best.



I have a certification in auto mechainics(expired) and grew up with the biggest gear heads that were around this side of the state at the time and the only cars that we saw that could do that speed and still stay on the road were modified with a wing on the back. Front and side plastic down force pieces. Most times those were ran at the tracks at Martin 131 dragway in Martin Michigan.



Show me pics of the unaltered ticket and clear color shots of the motor.

A 83 Pontiac doing that is complete bullShakespeare. Especialy with more then one person in the car.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/18/2006 02:24 AM

I back up your fat daughter.



If you had said 110, it would have been believed and it would have slid right by.



Instead, you are a Frost-ing liar, and I, for one, will never take anything you ever say seriously.

Midgets-stalking Paddington Bear 96,092 48
08/18/2006 02:27 AM

Ok, Dip-Shakespeare.



Throw together 625 flywheel horses, 730 pounds of torque(dyno'ed), along with a 200-4R and its .67 overdrive along with the 2.56 rear gears, and you would know it's built for top end.



Also take into account that it does weighs in at a hefty 3800 pounds, but has better weight distribution than a Nova, a Chevelle, and a GTx.



If you still doubt me, all I can say is I've been published in Car Craft, you WERE a mechanic (I'll just guess as to why you aren't now), and what the Frost does a picture of an engine tell you?



So to paraphrase, suck my nuts.



You wanna doubt me, fine.

Do you wanna run me is the question.

Midgets-stalking Paddington Bear 96,092 48
08/18/2006 02:31 AM

And Beebs, you have to rely on colored folk to start your scooter. So you have no credibility.

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
08/18/2006 02:32 AM

Not to mentioon low octane Shakespearety fuel nowadays and cat convertors on the exhaust.



I got pulled over doing 137mph once and I got



reckless driving

drag racing

driving at a unsafe speed

where are those tickets?



You are a Frost-ing liar bitch. Go back and type some other Shakespeare on gothell.com where they might believe your Frosted up story.

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
08/18/2006 02:34 AM

And I was featured in Longdong monthly so Frost-ing what.



Show me a link to whatever the hell you think you had pubbed in a magizine.

Midgets-stalking Paddington Bear 96,092 48
08/18/2006 02:39 AM

"Exibition of speed" is what I believe they called it.



If you read my post, I DIDN'T GET A Frost-ing TICKET, SOMEONE ELSE WAS DRIVING MY CAR.



When and if those tickets are available, I will post it.



Untill then just go back to you excessive displays of masturbation, and remember nobody loves you.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
08/18/2006 02:47 AM

I'm trying to organise a SoaP Fark Party in Wellington. Any Gabbers also welcome!

Millie 116,988 28
08/18/2006 03:04 AM

Maybe the radar speed gun thingy is faulty and said 152 mph when you were really only going, like, 85.



You should go to court and file a motion asking for the records of the last time that thing was serviced.



And how much was the ticket? I had to pay $185 recently for going 82 in a 65 zone.

Millie 116,988 28
08/18/2006 03:05 AM

In other words, I, too, think you are full of Shakespeare.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/18/2006 03:08 AM

Yeah, I always let my buddies drive my car at 155.



I've gotten a ticket for unneccesary display of speed (or exhibition of speed, if you will) I was doing more than three times the speed limit. My license was suspended 6 months, but I wasn't arrested or taken to jail. They just wrote me a ticket.



Unless he had some kind of outstanding warrant or he was wasted, they wouldn't have taken him in.



The problem with the bike was a vaccuum line came loose, and to build up compression and get the float bowls in the carbs filled, I needed a push. The bike weighs over 500lbs, and without a hill I couldn't get it going fast enough myself. I could have just pressed the starter button for a few minutes straight, but didn't want to have to replace the battery.

Cantremember 658 7
08/18/2006 03:13 AM

You would be the kind of dumbasses that get innocent people killed... If that P.O.S. would do over 75. $10 says it has a big-assed, gay wing on the back of it. Vroooooooooom!

Midgets-stalking Paddington Bear 96,092 48
08/18/2006 03:13 AM

Jesus Christ,



I did not get it, Joe did.

His ass is sitting in jail. And it will be untill later this morning.



If I wanted to spout Shakespeare about my car, I'd go to a car board.



Instead I thought there could be humor found in this, but apparently nobody can believe what they can't see.



So, Millie your ass is huge and you "art" sucks, I've never seen either, but I am qualified to make that judgement.



And Reaper, I don't know what to say besides "Are you able to wipe your own ass?"

Cantremember 658 7
08/18/2006 03:15 AM

and that was to midgets, not you. Unless you have a wing. Or some graphics on the side.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/18/2006 08:49 AM

Don't worry about it, midgets. Some Emersons just have a need to suck the funny at every opportunity.

























San Dimas high school football is barely mediocre!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/18/2006 09:35 AM

<action>recaps the thread so far</action>

"Snakes on a mother-Frostin' plane, yo!"



"Llamas on a mother-Frostin' treadmill!"



"Vroom vroom!"



"Nuh uh."



"Uh huh."



"Nuh uh."



"Uh huh."



"Frost you."



"I pee-pee in your coke!"

Lila Is 31 78,555 13
08/18/2006 09:45 AM

This was supposed to be the day Clerks 2 premiered.

Oh well. At least I got all the "ass to mouth" jokes out of my system in advance.

newwave 45,912 10
08/18/2006 10:31 AM

I was on board until you mentioned it had a 200-4R. Did you rebuild it out of titanium? Still, when you get that puppy back, I want a picture. Also can I drive it? I promise I won't be dumb like your buddy was... I mean... (wait for it)... I can't drive 155.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/18/2006 10:35 AM

Black Widows on a bus?



They're making another movie about Correta Scott King's reenactment of the Rosa Parks story?

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
08/18/2006 11:28 AM

People, people. PEOPLE.





I think, through all the debate and bitter denunciation, we are forgetting the true meaning of this grand holiday. Snakes on a Plane day, the day Earth was blessed by a rare appearance of the divine presence, is really a holiday of giving. Giving some kick ass beat down to those mother-Frosting snakes!

We should rejoice in peace, and share the good feeling of this day by flooding other message boards with posts about how amazing it is!

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/18/2006 11:29 AM

What makes you think we're not already doing that?

showmaster 4,754 0
08/18/2006 11:30 AM

And most people thought it would be a bad movie. I knew it had to be decent. With a completely retarded and pathetic ideotic and moronic name like that, it had to be good.



And besides Salmul L. mutherFrostin Jackson! come on, people.

the tastiest n00b 245 6
08/20/2006 07:54 PM

Only 15.3 opening weekend. Beaten by some lame Will Ferrel movie (lame in comparison to SoaP).



Props to New Line for making it R and driving away millions in sales.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/20/2006 08:38 PM

Shakespeare guys (motorheads) I ramped up my Ford Ranger (3.0 motor, nothing modified) up to 120 on the innerstate, and had people passing me.



I slowed down when I saw the cherries over the horision and passed by them getting a speeding ticket.



I never took it back up that speed again. (then again you really aren't supposed to)