Johnny Virgil 2,359 7
08/18/2006 03:28 PM

No, that's how you know you're out of shape.

Midgets-stalking Paddington Bear. 96,092 48
08/18/2006 03:28 PM

Now would be a good time to check the locks on your windows.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/18/2006 03:29 PM

You wake up with one leg over your wife and you don't know if you were getting on or getting off.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/18/2006 03:30 PM

No, that's how you know you're out of shape.



Or just don't remember his name.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/18/2006 03:31 PM

You know you had a good sex dream when...



your sheets are wet and the KY is empty.

Midgets-stalking Paddington Bear. 96,092 48
08/18/2006 03:33 PM

Last nite I dreamed I was having a barbeque.





And when I woke up the Jews were gone.

Pumpkin 3.14159265..... 56,642 8
08/18/2006 03:34 PM

Mmmmmmmm BBq'd Rabi....maybe that's what I'll have for supper!

Succubus 3,359 10
08/18/2006 03:34 PM

This was the kind of soreness that typically follows lengthy, multiple position changing, extremely acrobatic sex, not the kind of soreness that a lazy person gets after some vanilla Frost-ing.









And if you wake up humping someone, if you're just getting on, you'll be getting off soon anyway!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/18/2006 03:41 PM

Wow, its been three whole months since you've posted pictures of yourself in various states of nudity.





I really don't care about your dreams unless they are accompanied with pictures.

Succubus 3,359 10
08/18/2006 03:44 PM

Examine the photo album. Specifically the ass page. Enjoy.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/18/2006 03:46 PM

I'm kind of lazy, just link to it.

JDurSpankenZ 358 6
08/18/2006 03:47 PM

I hate the ones where you're dreaming about chocolate pudding and wake up with a spoon in your ass.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/18/2006 03:50 PM

You'd think I would be nicer to larkknot since she has a liberal attitude toward showing pictures of herself without much clothing.

Cracka Le'Vaginae 68,758 11
08/18/2006 03:51 PM

Fag.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
08/18/2006 03:55 PM

You've had a good sex dream when...



I was in it.

Succubus 3,359 10
08/18/2006 03:58 PM

Sorry, Sage, no GABbers were featured.



And yes, BIG, you should be nicer to me. I don't like clothing.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/18/2006 03:59 PM

You've had a great sex dream when you wake up with tears streaming down your cheeks and you're crying for momma, and the sheets smell of pee and your hands are raw from cleaning.





What?

Succubus 3,359 10
08/18/2006 04:00 PM

I'm not into watersports...

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
08/18/2006 04:07 PM

Larkyounotabus, I have to say you have one of the best bottoms in the album. I don't want to say the best so that I don't offend anyone, but it is possible that you do.

ThirstyMcsurly, best served on the rocks 4,444 12
08/18/2006 04:11 PM

I caught herpies in my sex dream world...now it's as exciting as my sex life in the real world.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
08/18/2006 04:20 PM

I don't like clothing.







Prove it.

Pumpkin Seeds- slow roasted over an open fire 56,642 8
08/18/2006 04:23 PM

<action> pulls up comfy chair, gets his popcorn and a beer, half heartdly yells:</action>



Run, Larky, Run. It is a trap.









No...run SLOWLY.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/18/2006 04:26 PM

And if you're running away, run backwards.

Pumpkin Seeds- slow roasted over an open fire 56,642 8
08/18/2006 04:26 PM

<action> hands DR a beer</action>



Can I borrow your binoculars?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/18/2006 04:31 PM

Take 'em



(starts to play with his PSP)

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
08/18/2006 04:34 PM

(starts to play with his PSP)



pale sickly penis ?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/18/2006 04:35 PM

Please Stop Posting.

ThirstyMcsurly, best served on the rocks 4,444 12
08/18/2006 04:54 PM

Please start posting tittays

Johnny Virgil 2,359 7
08/19/2006 11:17 AM

This was the kind of soreness that typically follows lengthy, multiple position changing, extremely acrobatic sex, not the kind of soreness that a lazy person gets after some vanilla Frost-ing



Yeah but -- if you dream about climbing Everest, you don't wake up with frostbite is all I'm sayin. (By the way, I checked out the ass page, and you are definitely in fine shape.)

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
08/19/2006 10:12 PM

Hey Larkknot, Vlad's a vampire, you're a succubus. It's fate. Kismet. So send lots of naked pics of yourself doing all kinds of outrages sexual things to vladbites@hotmail.com.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
08/20/2006 02:28 AM

Vlad's waiting...

Yorkie Thompson is in a damn good mood, bitches. 60,724 12
08/20/2006 02:33 AM

Vlad, I'll let you in on a little secret.



This internet thing? It's full of pornography! And most of it's free!





Except the transexual goat porn. You always pay for transexual goat porn.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/20/2006 11:16 AM

One way or the other...

Succubus 3,359 10
08/20/2006 11:41 AM

Vlad, as a sex vampire, I'm just not into bloodplay.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/20/2006 11:57 AM

Just because you are both CE doesn't mean you have anything in common.

Vlad The Impaler (Purveyor of aMurder.com) 19,599 12
08/20/2006 01:09 PM

Except the transexual goat porn. You always pay for transexual goat porn.



Why would anyone spend the money to turn a boy goat into a girl goat? Can you even tell the difference?

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/20/2006 01:12 PM

You would screw a BOY goat?



Fag.

Succubus 3,359 10
08/20/2006 01:46 PM

Demo, I've encountered a blank spot in my brain where the meaning for your acronym "CE" should be. Please fill in the blank.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/20/2006 01:52 PM

"Chaotic Evil".



Whenever I make a particularly incomprehensible reference it's a safe bet that it is gaming related.



The more you know!

Succubus 3,359 10
08/20/2006 02:02 PM

Actually I'm a true neutral. While I do steal souls, I am exchanging them for unimaginable pleasure. And it's not like I torture the souls after I have them...at least, not much.

ThirstyMcSurly, with a lisp 4,444 12
08/20/2006 02:04 PM

I'm seriously getting ready to cast magic missle on the darkness.

Sage of Seattle (Primoris Ego Seductor Femininae) 36,465 8
08/20/2006 02:07 PM

Well, since you've already stolen my soul, I just gotta warn you that you'll not get unimaginable pleasure from its exchange. More like the pleasure you get after eating a really good pizza and watching your favorite movie.

Sage of Seattle (Primoris Ego Seductor Femininae) 36,465 8
08/20/2006 02:08 PM

Damn. That was to Larkie.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/20/2006 02:12 PM

My soul is Canadian, so it's only worth .82 unimaginable pleasure.