Sage of Seattle (Primoris Ego Seductor Femininae) 36,465 8
08/18/2006 11:02 PM

<action>walks into thread, looks around</action>Oh, sorry. Didn't realize you were still here.

Jaggy 11,895 13
08/18/2006 11:04 PM

What I mean is, what the hell does he do in here when I'm not around?

Cantremember 658 7
08/18/2006 11:04 PM

You never wondered why you had to peel your socks open every morning?

Jaggy 11,895 13
08/18/2006 11:04 PM

Eeeeeeew.

Chit 178,781 15
08/18/2006 11:06 PM

What I mean is, what the hell does he do in here when I'm not around?







Decorate !

Jaggy 11,895 13
08/18/2006 11:09 PM

So, when he's getting busy, is he looking at my Jodie Foster poster, or my Audrey Hepburn one? Maybe the nude photo of a young Jodie? Or the pictures of my friends I have on emy wall?

Cantremember 658 7
08/18/2006 11:11 PM

Audrey Hepburn, no doubt

Cantremember 658 7
08/18/2006 11:12 PM

Unless you have a picture of your dog up...

Chit 178,781 15
08/18/2006 11:13 PM

I'm pretty sure that the last time a man "got busy" to Jodie Foster, she was still playing on The Courtship of Eddie's Father.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/18/2006 11:18 PM

is he looking at my Jodie Foster poster



trust me, no one is looking at that.

Bean 8,602 19
08/19/2006 01:45 AM

Two words...



Nanny Cam.



you're welcome.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/19/2006 01:58 AM

Two words...



Nanny Cam.



you're welcome



Though I'm not entirely sure if the contraction counts as one word or two, I'm pretty sure that's more than two words.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/19/2006 01:59 AM

two words

newwave 45,912 10
08/19/2006 02:01 AM

Shouldn't've mentioned-that.

BlueLep 13,144 10
08/19/2006 02:10 AM

He was most likely setting up cameras in your room...

















Directed at the Audrey Hepburn poster...

All the ladies love Briham and his Oozinator! 38,843 10
08/19/2006 09:17 AM

<action>walks into thread, then starts masturbating furiously</action>

....oh, hey. I didn't see you guys there. I'm sorry.





















You don't mind if I finish up real quick, right?

Bean 8,602 19
08/20/2006 01:15 AM

<action>scratches her head</action>

My newest flatmate just walked into my bedroom, saw me, said, "sorry, I thought you had gone home," and walked out.



Ummm, isn't your flat, your home? If you are at your flat, how can he say he thought you had gone home...?

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
08/20/2006 01:42 AM

Flat, meaning the group of 4 bedrooms sharing a common living space at her uni dorms.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
08/20/2006 01:46 AM

Home, meaning the place where she isn't welcome anymore and the cat's don't even recognise, let alone miss, her.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/20/2006 01:51 AM

It's cute when they fight.

Vlad the Impaler 19,599 12
08/20/2006 02:27 AM

It's cuter when they tounge kiss.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
08/20/2006 02:47 AM

I don't like my (relatively) new stchicks. I'm going to ditch my grumpy/noob bashing one and that one that makes people think I like girls. The jailbait one needs to go, since I have been legal, even in the more sexually repr moral states of the US, for nearly a year. I'm going to go back to my geek one and maybe even my one where I was a noob who sucked up to Trae and was taken under her wing.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/20/2006 02:48 AM

Just make sure you drop the part where you're a Carroll to your sister. I find it very annoying.

Pram Sandwich 80,728 42
08/20/2006 11:04 AM

When all of that doesn't work, just be yourself.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/20/2006 12:23 PM

And if you can't be yourself, be a nurse.



A very strict nurse.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/20/2006 12:36 PM

Or a cowboy!







...

I don't think I'm playing this game right.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
08/20/2006 12:42 PM

Or, a naughty nun with a nasty habit.



A nasty habit of spanking me with a ruler.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
08/20/2006 12:44 PM

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to actually post that.



I was just thinking out loud and my hands started moving on their own.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
08/20/2006 04:39 PM

We tried to freshen up our habits by dying them black again, but when they dried they were all stiff. We had to go to Mother Superior and admit what we had done and she said, "girls, girls... I have always told you that old habits dye hard".



Ba dum, pssh.

Potrzebie 1,790 9
08/20/2006 05:13 PM

Should I be worried?





You post at Gab! So, yes, you should be very worried. Try taking two aspirin and call me in the morning.