Plain Ol' Chance 171,275 14
08/21/2006 06:30 PM

I like midgets too. I especially like the midget porn.

KChiki - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
08/21/2006 06:33 PM

<action>holds one hand at stomach-level.</action>I've had it up to here with Midgets.

Midgets-stalking Paddington Bear 96,092 48
08/21/2006 06:37 PM

<action>wipes away tear</action>



You love me, you really love!



Oh, and Chance, ixnay on the ornpay. I was told noone would ever see that.

Janes without hats-everybody look at your hands 173,958 15
08/21/2006 06:44 PM

Be careful, Midgets. Sure, it starts out innocent enough. But the next thing you know, you're thousands of miles from everyone (and everything) you know and love with an unplanned kid on the way.





Excuse me. I have something in my eye.

Return of the son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/21/2006 06:45 PM

The shot that missed your twat.

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/21/2006 06:46 PM

Meh. I like Saviora. She has knives.



That's right. You heard.





I LIKES ME SOME BROWN SUGAR BABY!

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/21/2006 06:46 PM

The shot that missed your twat.



I'm glad to see the romance is still there.

Midgets-StaIking Paddington Bear 28,185 10
08/21/2006 06:51 PM

Jeez, I had only just got done sucking Donks Coleridge and there's a thread on GAB waiting for me.



I must have done a real good job.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/21/2006 06:52 PM

How did it taste?

Midgets- StaIking Paddington Bear 28,185 10
08/21/2006 06:53 PM

Like your saliva.

<b>Mr. Slinky</b> 96,092 48
08/21/2006 06:59 PM

Midgets, your refusal to go gay is the only thing keeping me straight.



Well, straight if you don't count the time Trixxie really explained the door knob story to me.

<b>Mr. Slinky</b> 96,092 48
08/21/2006 07:00 PM

damn it

Midgets 96,092 48
08/21/2006 07:07 PM

Believe it or not I was told how to imp once, I just regret I was too drunk to remember.

KChiki - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
08/21/2006 07:09 PM

Oooooooo! What you did!

Mr. SIinky 77,546 17
08/21/2006 07:44 PM

You really shouldn't imp me.



But you're right about the gay thing.

UnderCanada - Now in NY! 101,398 77
08/21/2006 07:52 PM

My favorite noobs right now are BlueLep (because he promised me a phone)and Sage (because he promised me oral).



Now, I haven't actually gotten anything from either of them yet, but I'm used to that. I mean, Spicey promised me a new life in Texas, and here I am back in NY. He also promised me a baby, and I haven't gotten that either.



Frost it. I think Jane and me should move in together.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/21/2006 07:55 PM

I can totally give you oral over the phone!



You can get pregnant that way too, that's what my ex said anyway.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/21/2006 07:55 PM

<action>starts to wonder why his kids are black</action>

Chit 178,781 15
08/21/2006 08:38 PM

Donk, I must agree. There is only one thing that I can imagine that might be more entertaining than the n00b that is Midgets.















And that would have to be, MIDGETS ON A mother-FrostING PLANE !

Sarah (Fill in the parentheses!) 30,601 8
08/21/2006 08:45 PM

<action>Enters thread hopefully, reads, sulks out</action>

There's a Chance I might be Daggy 86,705 14
08/21/2006 08:47 PM

My favourite nubes are chance and that roofie person.

BlueLep: Time Is Tissue! 13,144 10
08/21/2006 08:53 PM

Undies! Can you resend me the address on myspace? I think I deleted it.

SHP 181,795 70
08/21/2006 08:59 PM

I picked out Midgets as my favorite newb a while back. Then I tried to tell him so by sending him an IM. Then he was a bastard that never answered me, and I'm back to rubbing myself up against strangers in public.



I hope you're happy!

BlueLep: Time Is Tissue! 13,144 10
08/21/2006 09:03 PM

Why the hell did I get any orbs? That wasn't even remotly funny.



Damn you people with your soccermoming.

mm, sucking [up to] sage 2,881 7
08/21/2006 09:09 PM

Don't mind me. I'll just sit in the corner, crying in my cold, black coffee.

SHP 181,795 70
08/21/2006 09:15 PM

If you're sucking up to Sage, you may as well get comfortable.

Piquantrax - Tourist Season 8,691 9
08/21/2006 09:38 PM

My favorite n00b is that John Hargrave, he is hilarious, with his articles and red hair.

Plain Ol' Chance 171,275 14
08/21/2006 09:40 PM

John has red hair? I can tell you this, its not natural.



I've said too much.

mm, sucking [up to] sage 2,881 7
08/21/2006 09:40 PM

Sage, I would, but there seems to be an intruder in my anal region.

Sage of Seattle (Primoris Ego Seductor Femininae) 36,465 8
08/21/2006 10:35 PM

mSquared, I didn't speak the code phrase. You've just been invaded by an imp.



And Undies, dear, I think that I promised you some CORAL. Of course, with my rep, I can see where the confusion could come from.





















And by 'coral' I mean, 'hot tongue-on-labia action'.





Ouch.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/21/2006 10:48 PM

Sorry SHP, not 2 days after I set up my IM, my kids somehow deleted it. As in totally gone! One of these days I'll get it going again.



But untill then I'll be masturbating furiously over the fact you would talk to me.

mm, sucking [up to] sage 2,881 7
08/22/2006 12:17 PM

My favorite non-nOObs:



That Monkey person...he always cracks me up.



Chance...she can put me down while still making me laugh. If I were gay, I would have a crush on her.



Sage...all jokes aside, he can really lick the labia.



Trae...freaking funny.



I guess BlueLep and Midgets are noobs. But Lep is so cute with his "I'm a badass, I want to get a tattoo sleeve, please click me," and Midgets can make me laugh faster than a car speeding at 152 mph in a 55 zone (allegedly.)

Pumpkin Seeds- slow roasted over an open fire 56,642 8
08/22/2006 12:19 PM

<action> starts chucking roasted seeds at the thread</action>



It's rigged...All rigged, I tell ya! Like American Idol....or the Presidential Elections.

SHP - searching for my FAP 181,795 70
08/22/2006 12:19 PM

If I were gay, I would have a crush on her.



GAB lesson #1: You can be teh gay and straight all at the same time here.

SHP - searching for my FAP 181,795 70
08/22/2006 12:20 PM

I mean, look at Chickens. Queer as a three dollar bill, and plays a great "married to a woman" schtick on GAB.

SHP - searching for my FAP 181,795 70
08/22/2006 12:29 PM

Because everyone knows that "Hen" is short for "Henry."

Traeaneurism 156,790 17
08/22/2006 02:15 PM

I think my favorite n00b of the moment is BlueLep. Sure, it's a sick infatuation but hey, I'm no Mary Kay Laternooux or whatever.



I don't even teach (school)!

BlueLep: Time Is Tissue! 13,144 10
08/22/2006 02:18 PM

Frostin' Sweet!



I always knew Trae was the greatest.

Sage of Seattle (dame un beso) 36,465 8
08/22/2006 02:32 PM

<action>sees he's no longer Trae's favorite, starts to cry and crosses her off of his Christmas list. Thinks about GABlanta, looks at the tits page again, writes her back onto his Christmas list</action>

Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
08/22/2006 02:36 PM

I'd like to think that reason I'm not on anybody's list is because nobody considers me a n00b anymore.









But in reality, its because nobody likes me.

Traeaneurism 156,790 17
08/22/2006 02:37 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnd CUT!

Plain Ol' Chance 171,275 14
08/22/2006 02:38 PM

Wait, is this the end?

Pram Apple Splatters 80,728 42
08/22/2006 02:39 PM

Is this thread about me?

Pumpkin Seeds- slow roasted over an open fire 56,642 8
08/22/2006 02:41 PM

<action> puts on old leather pants, pooka beads and sunglasses, starts doing his "Lizard King" impersonation</action>



This is the end.....Beau-tif-ful Friend.....

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
08/22/2006 02:46 PM

I love all newbs equally. All are precious, because they all have something of value to contribute.





Some a liver, some a kidney, a few almost-unused brains...

backdoorsushi 97 6
08/22/2006 03:27 PM

Sadly, its most likely about me (crying and declaring a self thrashing the only solution to my pain)

Pram Apple Splatters 80,728 42
08/22/2006 03:43 PM

This is the end.....Beau-tif-ful Friend.....



Your heart is done.....John-Mor-i-son.....

SAVIORA, XY 4,599 8
08/22/2006 03:45 PM

<action>hands Max a measuring cup</action>



I LIKES ME SOME BROWN SUGAR BABY!

Pram Apple Splatters 80,728 42
08/22/2006 03:45 PM

a few almost-unused brains...



Hey! It's ten percent, buddy!

mm, sucking [up to] sage 2,881 7
08/22/2006 04:06 PM

I call my almost unused brain "Abby Normal."

Pram Apple Splatters 80,728 42
08/22/2006 04:15 PM

Jim Morrison. Frost, I'm not even using that ten percent.

Wonder Trixxie 65,026 15
08/23/2006 08:29 AM

I love me some Noob too. Naked on a bed of braised escarole, with a nice Bur Blanc Sauce and a dry white whine.

Pumpkin Seeds- slow roasted over an open fire 56,642 8
08/23/2006 10:12 AM

<action> hides all Trixxie's sauce pans </action>

Midgets 96,092 48
08/23/2006 10:23 AM

Trixxie, the world thanks you for not naming names.





(It was Pram wasn't it?)

Pram Apple Splatters 80,728 42
08/23/2006 06:29 PM

I was right!

Pram Apple Splatters 80,728 42
08/25/2006 12:46 PM

<action> actually reads Trixie's post </action>

I wish I wasn't right!