This Penis Pump is da Bomb!
A comedy conversation
by Humphrey  51,764  12
08/24/2006 02:33 AM 357 views
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What would be worse?
Three years in prison for felony disorderly conduct for claiming that your penis pump is a bomb?
Or, your mother finding out that, not only are you taking her to Turkey for a week, you're taking you penis pump too?
I'd take prison.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Amusing
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Humphrey 51,764  12
08/24/2006 02:35 AM
Oh, and if you can't access that story without subscribing to the Sydney Morning Herald website.... I don't want to hear about it. Because I don't Frost-ing care.
Thanksyourapeach.
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Hilarious
6 votes
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pendy 987 8
08/24/2006 02:35 AM
Y'all don't travel with your penis pumps?
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Funny
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Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/24/2006 03:23 AM
At some point it should have clicked in his head that his mom was going to find out he had a penis pump after the cops arrested him for having a "bomb".
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Chit 178,781 15
08/24/2006 05:29 AM
Please Note: Madin Azad Amin
Frost prison.
If you can get the thing to blow, big Frost-ing deal...
That's 72 virgins, coming your way baby.
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Amusing
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Chit 178,781 15
08/24/2006 05:34 AM
Jesus, 72 virgin Arab girls have got to smell about as ripe as the Atlanta Aquarium after all the air conditioning goes out during G3.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/24/2006 05:42 AM
I don't need a penis pump. I'm married, so I won't be having sex any more.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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The Secret Ingredient Is Zolton 88,200 34
08/24/2006 08:22 AM
If he'd just waited until the plane landed to say it was a bomb, they'd have thrown him in a Turkish prison. Then he could pump all the penises he wants. And several more that he probably doesn't want.
I don't see the problem here.
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Amusing
2 votes
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Bonky 75,733 15
08/24/2006 08:32 AM
Something something Scooter Brown something something Pooky.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/24/2006 08:33 AM
but why is he taking a penis pump when he is on a trip with HIS MOM?
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Funny
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The Secret Ingredient Is Zolton 88,200 34
08/24/2006 08:35 AM
So 'taking sand to the beach' is what you're saying, eh?
I dunno. Maybe she's arthritic.
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Funny
3 votes
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Chit 178,781 15
08/24/2006 08:39 AM
but why is he taking a penis pump when he is on a trip with HIS MOM?
Maybe because he knew the odds of her bringing one that he could borrow would be low ?
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Amusing
2 votes
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The Jerk 6,311 9
08/24/2006 11:04 AM
He should have just used the Austin Powers defense: I swear mom, it's not mine. Someone's playing a trick on me.
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2 votes
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pendy 987 8
08/24/2006 11:06 AM
Or he could have just said, "Mother, I have to use a penis pump because you didn't hug me enough when I was little and now I feel woefully inadeqaute."
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Amusing
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Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/24/2006 11:12 AM
Maybe he'll luck out and get this Judge.
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Chuckleworthy
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Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/24/2006 03:55 PM
myapeach what?
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