SHP - searching for my FAP 181,795 70
08/24/2006 10:18 AM

You are not funny. (Old news)

UnderCanada - Now in NY! 101,398 77
08/24/2006 10:24 AM

So size DOES matter!

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/24/2006 10:42 AM

You are not funny. (Old news)



Wow! Nice contribution! You are a true star. Might I say, a diamond in the rough? I think so!

Good, good job!

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/24/2006 10:57 AM

SHP, would you please be the entertainment for my 4-year-olds birthday party on Friday?

Mr Stabby 512 7
08/24/2006 11:01 AM

I like to think I can do puppetry...













































































of the penis.

Brewmaster 596 7
08/24/2006 11:37 AM

I think it's been obvious for quite a while that size matters. No one want their solar system asking "Is it in yet?"

Stooge 2.34 22,222 17
08/24/2006 01:41 PM

I said it before and Ill say it again.



Pluto has planet envy.

The Jerk 6,311 9
08/24/2006 01:44 PM

TorchAteTeen

Chuckleworthy



8/24/2006 10:42 am[nkuVLWJWMCv7jk1TIzeHQQ]



You are not funny. (Old news)



Wow! Nice contribution! You are a true star. Might I say, a diamond in the rough? I think so!

Good, good job!







TorchAteTeen

Click to Rate



8/24/2006 10:57 am[nkuVLWJWMCv7jk1TIzeHQQ]



SHP, would you please be the entertainment for my 4-year-olds birthday party on Friday?



It took him 15 minutes to come up with that second scathing insult.

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/24/2006 01:47 PM

So why don't we change the name from Pluto to 'My Ex'...She was frigid, round and way out there as well.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/24/2006 01:49 PM

I think Torch better back up off the Panda. If you're going to talk Shakespeare to someone, make it someone that isn't loved by everybody.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/24/2006 01:49 PM

Ad, before you can say it, yes I suppose this means you can talk Shakespeare to me.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/24/2006 01:51 PM

Also, without Pluto in the solar system, I can't use the mnemonic device "Roy G. Biv" to remember the names of the planets anymore.

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/24/2006 01:54 PM

I can't use the mnemonic device "Roy G. Biv" to remember the names of the planets anymore.





You could do this before? You must've done REAL well in school.

The Jerk 6,311 9
08/24/2006 01:56 PM

Ad, before you can say it, yes I suppose this means you can talk Shakespeare to me.



"Get thee to a nunn'ry."



--From Hamlet (III, i, 122)

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/24/2006 01:58 PM

You could do this before? You must've done REAL well in school.



I did. They even let my wear a cap and gown when the normal kids gradumated. My mommy made a cake and put "You're speshul" on it in icing. It was good.

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/24/2006 02:14 PM

Well, I'm sure Savvy's kids will have it easy :



My Very Eager Mother Just Stabed Us Nicely

The Jerk 6,311 9
08/24/2006 02:16 PM

Stabed?... Oh! You mean stabbed!

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/24/2006 02:18 PM

Yeah...I'm only allowed one B per posting....

Captain Dan 44,452 11
08/24/2006 03:10 PM

Geez. Holst was a good composer and all, but this seems like an over-reaction.

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/24/2006 05:09 PM

I used to make fun of torch and say how unfunny he is. Now he just starts threads and saves me the time.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
08/24/2006 05:13 PM

If you go to the NASA Web site, you can see pictures of Uranus.

All work and no play makes Yorkie a dull boy 60,724 12
08/24/2006 05:14 PM

Whatever. If I go to that folder on my computer marked "private" I can see pictures of my...





Oh.

Sarah, plain and not so tall. 30,601 8
08/24/2006 05:21 PM

Nobody cares about Pluto anyway.



Yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/24/2006 05:29 PM

I...











...have nothing to say about that.

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/24/2006 05:31 PM

See, that's part of your problem. When you have nothing to say, don't type anything in.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/24/2006 06:03 PM

Even when you do have something.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
08/25/2006 09:32 AM

A wise person once told me that comedy is like a cheeseburger; you don't how good it is until you get half way through it.





And I didn't here it from you.

The Secret Ingredient Is Zolton 88,200 34
08/25/2006 10:30 AM

My Very Eager Mother Just Stabed Us Nicely



I'll be teaching the neighborhood kids this one:



Muddy Vixens Entertain Men Jiggling Singles Under Noses



Or possibly:



Maxed-out Visa Explained; Mexican Jailbait Stripper Uncovered Nethers



It'a an astronomy aid, and a lesson in economics. Now let's eat tacos.