Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/24/2006 04:36 PM

Anyone who says "no" gets a pie in the face.

m squared 2,881 7
08/24/2006 04:37 PM

It's art supplies, and you sculpted a tribute to the movie "Ghost."

Loopy pooping on Taco and Beebs' face 6,902 12
08/24/2006 04:38 PM

Coffee filters?

m squared 2,881 7
08/24/2006 04:38 PM

A "make your own cell phone company" kit?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/24/2006 04:38 PM

a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl... ?

SHP - searching for my FAP 181,795 70
08/24/2006 04:39 PM

Cement shoes.



I smell a "runaway."

Chit 178,781 15
08/24/2006 04:40 PM

It's a liquid vinyl kit and you made your own huge alligator ?

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/24/2006 04:41 PM

Okay, I laughed three times already in this thread. You guys are good.

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/24/2006 04:41 PM

I can't believe nobody guessed a penis.







A penis?

Loopy pooping on Taco and Beebs' face 6,902 12
08/24/2006 04:41 PM

In an effort to save money, you are going to eat, puke it up in the bucket but filter the big chunks with the thingyboppies, save the big chunks and eat them again. All while wearing little paper cones on your head.

Chit 178,781 15
08/24/2006 04:43 PM

Honey ?

m squared 2,881 7
08/24/2006 04:43 PM

Is it batter mix for drumsticks?

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/24/2006 04:44 PM

chit wins.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/24/2006 04:44 PM

I'm going to say "The same white trash lawn ornaments you usually dump out there".

m squared 2,881 7
08/24/2006 04:44 PM

A "Make your own Darth Vader in Hello Kitty Attire" kit?

Chit 178,781 15
08/24/2006 04:45 PM

That really wasn't a guess, Loopy just turned me on with her answer.

Chit 178,781 15
08/24/2006 04:50 PM

white trash lawn ornaments





The other day I heard comedian Rich Vos say,



"The closest Al Sharpton will ever get to being in the White House, is on the lawn, with a lantern in his hand."



Sorry, but it cracked me up.

Chit 178,781 15
08/24/2006 04:58 PM

Chickens, I cant shake this cute mental image of you buzzing around now with little black shorts on, and orange pollen all over both of your calf muscles.







How do you make honey ?



I thought we just stole it.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/24/2006 05:01 PM

It's a filtering system to clean the honey I robbed from my bees this week.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
08/24/2006 05:02 PM

Chit, what, not kilt?

Chit 178,781 15
08/24/2006 05:07 PM

Chit, what, not kilt?







Ohh Shakespeare, that's even cuter.



I'll be back later, I have to go pull on my stinger.



(Buzz Off)

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/24/2006 05:15 PM

That's the same kind of filter you pee in when you've got kidney stones.



Your bees have kidney stones?

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/24/2006 05:16 PM

Or are you peeing in the honey?

Sarah, plain and not so tall. 30,601 8
08/24/2006 05:20 PM

Can i put the filters on my breasts?



Please please please?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/24/2006 06:16 PM

"Guess what I made with this."



Chit: Honey ?



Chickens: chit wins.





Brokeback Mountain II ?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/24/2006 06:18 PM

Damn. I was gonna guess meth lab.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/24/2006 06:20 PM

The Chickens character in that movie was the neat one, and hated a meth.

SAVIORA, XY 4,599 8
08/24/2006 06:36 PM

<action>head explodes</action>

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/24/2006 08:23 PM

oh for a second I thought that you were going to make moonshine!

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
08/24/2006 08:50 PM

Damn, I wiShakespearerusted myself enough to make my own moonshine.

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/25/2006 09:20 AM

Chix, it can be overrated.

And if you DO make some, remember, GLASS BOTTLES EXPLODE!







Speak from 1st hand experience.















Email in profile if you want my redneck "Grandpappy's reciepe"

(no kidding, he was a "runner" back in his day)

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/25/2006 09:25 AM

Email in profile if you want my redneck "Grandpappy's reciepe"



I'm a drunk. Check your e-mail.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/25/2006 09:35 AM

You're dancing backup for madonna?

Fratberry 283,018 53
08/25/2006 09:49 AM

Foster kid outhouse.

Chit 178,781 15
08/25/2006 09:50 AM

Damn, I wiShakespearerusted myself enough to make my own moonshine.





Everything you need to know, Chix.