Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/25/2006 04:12 PM

Do NOT order the Happy Meal.

Sarah, plain and not so tall. 30,601 8
08/25/2006 04:13 PM

"Boy honey, these steaks sure are jewcy!"

Bankey 70,843 10
08/25/2006 04:13 PM

We've got the biggest ovens in town.

showmaster 4,754 0
08/25/2006 04:14 PM

I reccommend staying away from anything baked.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
08/25/2006 04:14 PM

No soup for you!

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/25/2006 04:14 PM

That's that new place that Mel Gibson just opened up in Malibu.

showmaster 4,754 0
08/25/2006 04:15 PM

Damn you, Bankey! Damn you to hell!



Which makes me ponder the irony of Jews not believing in hell and dying in an oven.

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/25/2006 04:19 PM

<action>holds arm out in Nazi salute</action>



In ze southern states, profits vill rise!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/25/2006 04:20 PM

"I'm Morgan Hitler Spurlock and I will be eating at this restaurant for 30 days to prove that it's nutritional content is scheien."

SHP - searching for my FAP 181,795 70
08/25/2006 04:22 PM

I hate that place. The ashtrays are always overflowing.

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/25/2006 04:24 PM

On todays menu:

Facist Falafel

Das Heildeburger

Feuer Fries

and for dessert

Frozen Jewice from Russia

Shades of Sage (say THAT ten times fast!) 36,465 8
08/25/2006 04:24 PM

I wonder if it's near the train station.

BlueLep: Time Is Tissue! 13,144 10
08/25/2006 04:25 PM

"Jews Welcome! Have a shower on us! Come in and line up around the back and take your clothes off."

SHP - searching for my FAP 181,795 70
08/25/2006 04:27 PM

Dawson's Creek was so popular, but Hitlers's Crossing never really took off.

BlueLep: Time Is Tissue! 13,144 10
08/25/2006 04:27 PM

"We don't fry em' till you order!"

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
08/25/2006 04:28 PM

In this restaurant, the French fries have been renamed "Arbeit Macht Fries"

SweetBritches, Back To The Grind 3,351 8
08/25/2006 04:29 PM

Hitlers'.....as in plural possessive? As in multiple Hitlers and one cross?



I hate being a grammar geek.



Oh great, I've turned CapCon into actual work....

The Secret Ingredient Is Zolton 88,200 34
08/25/2006 04:41 PM

"Ich ien ein fry cook!"

The Secret Ingredient Is Zolton 88,200 34
08/25/2006 04:43 PM

Fine. So I can't spell in German. So persecute sue me.

Shades of Sage (say THAT ten times fast!) 36,465 8
08/25/2006 05:59 PM

"Arbeit macht das ladle s."

Shades of Sage (say THAT ten times fast!) 36,465 8
08/25/2006 06:02 PM

It's not a bad place to eat, really. I'd try the Luftwaffles first though.

m squared 2,881 7
08/25/2006 06:06 PM

"NOW PROUDLY SERVING PEPSI PRODUCTS!"

Shades of Sage (say THAT ten times fast!) 36,465 8
08/25/2006 06:10 PM

Now that hurts, mSquared. See if we ever play "prison guard giving the pretty young helpless female prisoner a body cavity search" again!

m squared 2,881 7
08/25/2006 06:16 PM

HAHA! You shouldn't have lied and said that nightstick was your penis!

The Jerk 6,311 9
08/25/2006 06:18 PM

Alright you two, take this Shakespeare to chat.

Chit 178,781 15
08/25/2006 07:15 PM

Always flame broiled !

pendy 987 8
08/25/2006 07:24 PM

No matter what you eat, you're definitely going to get gas.

SHP - searching for my FAP 181,795 70
08/25/2006 07:47 PM

"Hello. Welcome to Hitlers Cross. How many in your party? Smoking or non? OK, follow me into the chamber, uh, I mean waiting area."

Bean 8,602 19
08/25/2006 08:02 PM

100% Kosher!

Phuc 237,919 21
08/25/2006 08:33 PM

Now mit more Jackie Mason!

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/25/2006 08:35 PM

Q. What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?



A. A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/25/2006 08:36 PM

Q: What's the difference between DR and a refrigerator?



A: A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/25/2006 08:41 PM

I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/25/2006 08:41 PM

<action>hugs thread</action>I love you, thread!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/25/2006 08:42 PM

I find it interesting that right underneath this thread is the thread "At the jewish playground".

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
08/25/2006 08:42 PM

"Yeah, gimme two hot dogs..with kraut and mustard......gas"

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/25/2006 08:42 PM

Not anymore. Good job.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/25/2006 08:42 PM

At least it was.

Stupid Jilly thread getting in the way.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/25/2006 08:43 PM

Meh. Frost-ingarret woulda Frosted it up anyway.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
08/25/2006 08:43 PM

Why do German showerheads have 11 holes?



Because Jews have 10 fingers.

Phuc 237,919 21
08/25/2006 08:50 PM

Wristwatch!

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
08/25/2006 08:58 PM

Not en ze mood for German food? Might I zugest our freindz ze Italian's just across ze street?

Shades of Sage (say THAT ten times fast!) 36,465 8
08/25/2006 09:08 PM

Achtung Juden!



For this week only, our 'Blitzkrieg Burgers' are all half-price! And you can choose how you'd like them cooked: rare, medium, or Dresden.



And while supplies last, every child gets a free yellow star 'police badge'. Plus, if you act now, you will get one free swastika armband for every Sieg Heil that you salute our manager with! (Please ask him about our dinner train specials too!)



So come on down today and bring the whole family!



No. Really. Bring your whole Frost-ing family right Frost-ing now.

Mrs. Chance Bojangles 171,275 14
08/25/2006 09:14 PM

Rollin through the park tryin to make another hit

Little do they know that soldiers' legit

I'm not sayin this to put nobody down

This is what I see at the Hitler playground .. ya know!

Chit 178,781 15
08/25/2006 09:44 PM

Come have a ball, at Hitler's Cross.



(But only one)

Chit 178,781 15
08/25/2006 09:52 PM

Hitler's Cross !





But you should see how pissed off the rest of the Jews are !

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
08/26/2006 11:45 AM

Over Six Million Served

Chit 178,781 15
08/26/2006 11:49 AM

Run for the border.

Pram Apple Splatters 80,728 42
08/26/2006 11:52 AM

If no one had said anything, I would have thought this was the set for the new Marilyn Manson video.

Tweak. Just Tweak 18,881 12
08/26/2006 12:06 PM

This is one place where you should never complain about the food, and always tip the waitress.

Chit 178,781 15
08/26/2006 03:00 PM

Try our Mengele's McNuggets.

Shades of Sage (say THAT ten times fast!) 36,465 8
08/26/2006 03:20 PM

Don't forget that they take cash, check, all major credit cards, and gold teeth.

daisypie 49,378 9
08/26/2006 05:14 PM

"The infinite variation of the same joke thread"

Chi Chi Felipe- not KChiki 161,353 14
08/26/2006 08:37 PM

"Geez, Adolph is such a bitch today."



"Well, Hitler's cross."

daisypie 49,378 9
08/26/2006 08:44 PM

"The Original, not to be confused with that other Hitler"

Johnny Virgil 2,359 7
08/26/2006 08:46 PM

Try the Hitler's Cross diet -- the pounds will just melt off!

Fishlegs 1,612 9
08/26/2006 09:32 PM

Frost. Usually it takes at least 3 posts for a thread obey to Godwin's Law.

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
08/26/2006 09:33 PM

over 3 million served in less than 4 years.

Fishlegs 1,612 9
08/26/2006 09:33 PM

obey to



I call it new grammar.

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 12
08/26/2006 09:36 PM

awww... Frost

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/26/2006 09:36 PM

Hitler's Cross, restaurant and jewish day care.

Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/26/2006 10:10 PM

come on! that was gold baby GOLD!

Pram Apple Splatters 80,728 42
08/27/2006 12:29 AM

This gives new meaning to the expression, "man, my waiter is such a nazi"

Miss-Take 17 6
08/27/2006 12:42 PM

That must be where Senfield got the idea of the soup Nazi!

Midgets 96,092 48
08/27/2006 01:03 PM

Pram, Skippy, want to go to dinner? My treat!

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
08/27/2006 03:41 PM

Hitler's cross?



Well, no Shakespeare.



Philbin's cheerful.

Ghandi Smells.



What's your point?

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/28/2006 10:20 AM

Are the menus printed on skin?

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/28/2006 11:17 AM

Ok...one more dumb one.



Instead of handing you a receipt with your oder number on it, do they tattoo it on your arm?

SAVIORA, Defender of Very Little 4,599 8
08/28/2006 12:00 PM

The name alone explains the trail of bodies.

Sage of Seattle (Stalker Proxy Extrordinaire) 36,465 8
08/28/2006 12:24 PM

a receipt with your oder number on it



Oder? Oder was? Ich wei es nicht ber was du sprecht.

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/28/2006 12:25 PM

(OK, I lied)



Suppose they've got a kids menu? Gerble's "baby food", made from real babies?

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/28/2006 12:29 PM

Yeah ODER Pepsi JUNGE! Sie erhielten ein Problem mit dem?

Sage of Seattle (Stalker Proxy Extrordinaire) 36,465 8
08/28/2006 12:37 PM

<action>reads "pumpkin -- roasted over an open fire"</action> Hey, bist du jdisch, ja?

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/28/2006 12:42 PM

Have you ever tried to find your missing mobile phone in their "Lost and Found" pile? What a pain.

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/28/2006 12:43 PM

Nr., aber einige meiner besten Freunde sind. O.K.... zurck zu dem lustigen. ENLISH, sprechen Sie es?

Invisible Captain Skippy 41,253 13
08/28/2006 12:45 PM

Try the baby back ribs, they're divine.

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/28/2006 12:45 PM

Holocaust jokes...some many to tell, so few dead jews.

Sage of Seattle (Stalker Proxy Extrordinaire) 36,465 8
08/28/2006 12:46 PM

Nein, ich Kann nicht ENLISH sprechen.



English, on the other hand, I speak it quite eloquently.















(how's that mSquared? hee!)

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 8
08/28/2006 12:51 PM

<action>Notices some absent faces in this thread, decieds to just let it die

m squared 2,881 7
08/28/2006 12:53 PM

I'm swoonin' ovah heah!

Sage of Seattle (Stalker Proxy Extrordinaire) 36,465 8
08/28/2006 01:07 PM

<action>starts to put on his confederate army major's uniform</action> Why, I do declayh, miss Marie, you ah the most beautiful laydah 'round heah. May ah have this dayunce?



And, naturally mah deah, aftah this dayunce, may ah staypul ah cayut to youah lowah back?

m squared 2,881 7
08/28/2006 06:53 PM

I already said yes once! Jeez, are you gonna ask every time?!