Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/27/2006 04:04 PM

Looks like someone beat you to it.

Midgets 93,936 47
08/27/2006 04:08 PM

The Worst Myspace of them all, probably done by an epileptic monkey with one bad eye.

Midgets 93,936 47
08/27/2006 04:09 PM

Please don't ban me.



I love you.

daisypie 49,378 9
08/27/2006 04:09 PM

You got some problem with unicorns, John?

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,085 13
08/27/2006 04:20 PM

The best part is the whiney crybabies bitching because their myspace pages aren't accessible. I mean, how bad is it when you have to be at a website EVERY DAY?





What? I can leave GAB anytime I want.

Ditdah 123,092 14
08/27/2006 04:29 PM

You always find more creative ways to whore yourself out to us under disguise of a challenge, John. Kudos.

Ditdah 123,092 14
08/27/2006 04:41 PM

While recently working on my own MySpace page



Sooo, why is Tom still your top friend?

Ditdah 123,092 14
08/27/2006 04:42 PM

I really love you. Please don't ban me.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,085 13
08/27/2006 04:46 PM

Dit, it's not confidential, John's got potential.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 174,473 52
08/27/2006 05:16 PM

make a list of ugliest MySpace pages below



You should see the weird colour schemes that some people use...

Pram Apple Splatters 78,171 40
08/27/2006 05:17 PM

Worst. Myspace profile. Evar.



Has anyone else noticed that he looks like Stewart on MadTV?

Chi Chi Felipe- not KChiki 161,287 14
08/27/2006 05:27 PM

Hmmm, I didn't notice because I enjoy television shows that are funny.

Chi Chi Felipe- not KChiki 161,287 14
08/27/2006 05:31 PM

This page must be allowed to load fully, and you must have your volume turned up. I, nor Zugcorp Inc, nor its parent company Globaldyne Defense Systems, can be held responsible for seizures that may occur from viewing that link.

The one that broke the camel's back 95,470 36
08/27/2006 05:40 PM

I asked John to be my friend on Myspace. *hearts coming out of eyes*

TableTopJane 173,911 15
08/27/2006 05:41 PM

Hey, John, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

Sarah, plain and not so tall. 30,601 7
08/27/2006 06:54 PM

Well, I think this girl is just to die for.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,959 36
08/27/2006 07:30 PM

I have never seen a comedy article on this subject matter before



My Deathspace is the best myspace evar though.

It's that damn guy again... 15 6
08/28/2006 01:27 AM

http://www.myspace.com/fsdk

It's raining men?

All work and no play makes Yorkie a dull boy 60,713 11
08/28/2006 02:09 AM

A friend of mine decided that the reasons behind "pimping out" his Myspace was to see how many people's browsers he could crash.



I'd link to it, but his endeavor was far too successful.

Pumpkin Seeds-roasted on an open fire 56,642 7
08/28/2006 11:00 AM

http://www.myspace.com/fsdk

It's raining men?



Holly Shakespeare! If he's the man it's raining, there'll be craters EVERYWHERE!

Fratberry 277,318 52
08/28/2006 12:27 PM

Zaphod Beeblebrox



Looks like someone beat you to it.



And probably nobody ever in the history of the internet has ever used that moniker before either. Pot, kettle, blah blah blam.

The L Spot 48,662 13
08/28/2006 02:07 PM

What about a contest for MySpace page with the most Ls in it?

Lorenzo Duke 3,100 11
08/28/2006 05:25 PM

Does anyone know LarkKnot's myspace. Cause I want to look at her photos and...make fun. Um...of them.

Schadeboy 5 6
08/29/2006 01:08 PM

I hate MySpace. So in my opinion, with the sole exclusion you (the person reading this comment), all MySpace pages are ugly.

Phuc 237,453 20
08/29/2006 01:14 PM

Worst. First post. Evar.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
08/29/2006 01:23 PM

This is one of the worst.

Prof. Spank 51 7
08/29/2006 02:49 PM

Im dissipointedd! none of theese are particularly bad. might havta go find some myself! what we need are some primo 13-year-old's emo page

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 02:51 PM

try this oneit is a bit odd, but interesting, alot of one word inside jokes apparently

Prof. Spank 51 7
08/29/2006 02:52 PM

damn, all my initial finds are private! keep tryin, i guess

Chi Chi Felipe- not KChiki 161,287 14
08/29/2006 02:54 PM

I've never had a difficult time finding my privates.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 7
08/29/2006 02:59 PM

This is one of the worst.



CG, I love you for that.

Doll of Troy - Is it football season yet? 3,467 8
08/29/2006 03:45 PM

it is a bit odd, but interesting, alot of one word inside jokes apparently



And I'm pretty sure that wasn't a my space page...

BruceSmells 15 6
08/30/2006 09:27 AM

emo kids are the worst, they have all the typical dark colors then a picture of them cutting themselves...damn them.

Deaddogs and Alligator Ears luv Paxil 121 6
08/30/2006 04:11 PM

I can't see any of them. Looks like my company's firewall blocks poor taste like spam.

jeeni 43,373 49
08/31/2006 03:43 AM

I wonder if she's gay?<a href ="http://myspace.com/rainbowbrite" target="_blank"> http://myspace.com/rainbowbrite</a>

jeeni 43,373 49
08/31/2006 03:43 AM

damnit, I can't code...

ThirstyMcSurly 4,444 11
08/31/2006 03:49 AM

I can tell you this much...they like E, and fuzzy pants.

tbgfan 0 6
08/31/2006 04:46 AM

http://www.myspace.com/insignifigant

Phuc 237,453 20
08/31/2006 07:28 AM

Any Myspace page where THESE DUMB FrostS POST PICTURES OF THEIRS AND OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS!!!



Jesus creeping Shakespeare, people! Don't y'all watch Fox News? The pedofiles (that's not a bike messenger, by the way) are all over Myspace, looking for fresh meat and if they think your kid has a pretty mouth, they will find him/her, stuff him/her in the trunk, and do a combination Dahmer/Bundy/Gacey on him/her.

jeeni 43,373 49
09/01/2006 02:18 AM

I'll always love this myspace page for what it is. Forever.

BlueLep will kill you in your sleep 13,144 10
09/01/2006 02:27 AM

<action>knows that the owner of the following page will rape him for this...</action>This has got to be the worst.

Deaddogs and Alligator Ears luv Paxil 121 6
09/01/2006 12:43 PM

I think myspace is redundant. Fugly.com began posting Glamour Shot trainwrecks on the internet years ago.

Mondo Destructo 0 6
09/02/2006 01:02 PM

I kinda hope this guy is serious.



www.myspace.com/snizowbizank