The Jerk 6,311 9
08/29/2006 02:09 PM

Now I see how you earned your name.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/29/2006 02:09 PM

Your name fits you so well.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
08/29/2006 02:09 PM

I wasn't funny either when you created the same thread with your other account.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/29/2006 02:09 PM

Frost YOU JERK!

Aimless 54,807 10
08/29/2006 02:09 PM

<action>knows this is a thread started with an e-mail foward but figures what the hell</action>





Kill the Greeter.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/29/2006 02:10 PM

<action>sees that everyone is on the hate bandwagon so she jumps on too</action>





SHUT UP AND DIE NOOB!

The Jerk 6,311 9
08/29/2006 02:11 PM

<action>offers Slinky a beer</action>

Cheers!

Showmaster 4,754 0
08/29/2006 02:14 PM

People like this make my hazing easier to deal with. I understand the hate so much in times like these.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 02:16 PM

I wasn't funny either when you created the same thread with your other account.

I haven't created any other threads, this is my only one

Your name suits you well

Thought it did

FOX Spokesman 28,185 10
08/29/2006 02:35 PM

Thank you ladies and gentlemen for staying tuned in on this weeks exciting episode of 'When n00bs attack.'

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/29/2006 02:36 PM

The lame one who everyone hates.



Pram? Is that you?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/29/2006 02:36 PM

Now that's not very nice at all.

Chi Chi Felipe- not KChiki 161,353 14
08/29/2006 02:37 PM

A good way to get kicked out of Wal*Mart is to walk in and start murdering people.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 02:38 PM

im not pram























who's this pram person?

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/29/2006 02:38 PM

Put a "kick me" sign on your back and stand by the exit.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 02:39 PM

but that is also a very good way to get kicked out of society

Jolson 16,163 11
08/29/2006 02:39 PM

How about mastrubating on (or with if you're a female) the produce.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/29/2006 02:40 PM

Ha, you shop at Wal-mart! Hick.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 02:40 PM

i have a question what do all of you think of me?

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/29/2006 02:41 PM

<action>shops at Wal-mart.</action>

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/29/2006 02:42 PM

i have a question what do all of you think of me?



I knew it was you Pram.

Chi Chi Felipe- not KChiki 161,353 14
08/29/2006 02:42 PM

Another hilarious way to get kicked out of Wal*Mart is to go to the toy section and just start raping children.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 02:43 PM

i think that you are all as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/29/2006 02:45 PM

<action>is a Doubting Thomas</action>



I knew it was you Pram.



I'll believe when I can see his [emo] wounds.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/29/2006 02:46 PM

i think that you are all as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar



Actually, that baby would be thinking as clearly as any of the GAB men in that situation.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 02:47 PM

WHO IS PRAM I AM NOT PRAM MY NAME IS NOT RELEVANT

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 02:49 PM

i guess its true that if you tell the truth people wil stop believing you

Chi Chi Felipe- not KChiki 161,353 14
08/29/2006 02:49 PM

Honestly, I shop at Wal*Mart for the low-prices and a chance to wag my genitals at the elderly.

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/29/2006 02:50 PM

Your caps lock key is stuck. And you're stupid. I can tell you how to fix both of these.



1. Hit the Caps Lock once.



2. Hit yourself repeatedly in the head with a hammer.

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/29/2006 02:51 PM

Honestly, I shop at Wal*Mart for the low-prices and a chance to wag my genitals at the elderly.



Come on Chi Chi, 5 year olds are not considered elderly. They do have good prices there though.

Chi Chi Felipe- not KChiki 161,353 14
08/29/2006 02:51 PM

This Wal*Mart thing is pretty funny, but have you guys seen these new Chuck Norris sites?

Mrs. Chance Bojangles 171,275 14
08/29/2006 02:52 PM

Why would anyone want to get kicked out of Walmart?

Stooge 2.34 22,222 17
08/29/2006 03:54 PM

WHO IS PRAM I AM NOT PRAM MY NAME IS NOT RELEVANT





Just like your jokes.



Hell just like your life for that matter.



Kill yourself.



No really, kill yourself.

Pram Maven was here 80,728 42
08/29/2006 05:27 PM

Is this thread about low interest rates?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/29/2006 05:48 PM

wow, I'm just happy that I wasn't brain dammaged enough to do a thread like this!

Pram Maven was here 80,728 42
08/29/2006 06:34 PM

dammaged



damaged





























hee

Bieze 1,382 7
08/29/2006 06:41 PM

I find the best way to get kicked out of any kind of establishment is to present thy heiny to a metal tipped boot. It just works, you know?

Piquantrax - Cereal Killer 8,691 9
08/29/2006 07:05 PM

Man, I think clicking this thread killed some brain cells.

There's a Wocket in my pocket! 10,950 10
08/29/2006 07:07 PM

ACTUALLY got kicked out of walmart for:



Taking obscene pictures on the mechanical pony.



Telling an elderly greeter to, "Suck it, Lady!!!"



Playing leapfrog in the furniture section







And no alcohol was involved any any of these instances. I get in far less trouble if I just go to a bar on my Saturday nights.

Succubus 3,359 10
08/29/2006 08:25 PM

You know, last night, I was engaging in a late-night snack run in WallyWorld... and heard a bitch dump her boyfriend while he was pushing their cart full of groceries around the store.

All work and no play makes Yorkie a dull boy 60,724 12
08/29/2006 08:41 PM

Things SD learned today:



There is a home (or a school, I don't really know) for retarded children three blocks from Ollie's place.





The damn kidFroster doesn't even have to work for it.





It was actually rather entertaining, as I was sitting at a stoplight, watching three spastics do their thing through a big bay window.

Millie 116,988 28
08/29/2006 08:56 PM

Were you staking out Ollie's house or something?



Stalker.





I mean--













FAG.

All work and no play makes Yorkie a dull boy 60,724 12
08/29/2006 09:51 PM

Yes. Yes I was. I have to fill an order for a large bearskin rug, and it's the closest thing I can get on such short notice.

Humphrey - Playing Xbox & eating an apple fritter. 51,764 12
08/29/2006 10:37 PM

Honestly, I shop at Wal*Mart for the low-prices and a chance to wag my genitals at the elderly.



This wagging... is it done in conjunction with a good 'Woo Woo' noise?

Supergrover * now on pills 4,517 9
08/30/2006 12:27 AM

Do you know why this is a stupid thread? Because I actually know people who have done things to get kicked out, like walking around forcing themselves to vomit, who never made a Shakespeare head thread about things they wish they had done.

Supergrover * now on pills 4,517 9
08/30/2006 12:28 AM

By the way, if you've done something to get kicked out of walmart, like forcing yourself to vomit in the aisles, you may kick ass but are still a Shakespearehead.





Now teaching a kid what a hermaphrodite is, with visual aids, is kickass.

Chi Chi Felipe- not KChiki 161,353 14
08/30/2006 12:32 AM

I actually did get kicked out of a Wal*Mart once. I don't remember why, I just remember someone yelling at me and I said "I thought the customer was always right," then the associate said, "NOT ALWAYS." Then I ran away and knocked a bunch of stuff off the shelves and tipped over a bunch of shopping carts.

Showmaster 4,754 0
08/30/2006 08:54 AM

You know, I Have not even been kicked out of a Wal Mart before, and I have been kicked off an Island before, Las Vegas casino's, the lovely City of Montclair, but never Wal Mart.



However, one time I returned a pair of stolen pants and built a bong out of Wal Mart parts, beginning with a hamster water bottle, delivered it fully assembled making sure the cashier knew the screen came from an official Wal Mart sink, and complained very loudly of the substandard bong parts supplied by the company.



Still never got kicked out.