Max Powers 68,758 11
08/29/2006 03:11 PM

One time I tripped as I was riding the up escalator. I fell for like, three hours.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/29/2006 03:13 PM

Slinky is the man. You are gay.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 03:14 PM

an escalator can never break, it can just become stairs

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
08/29/2006 03:14 PM

If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN



Congratulations. In other words, if your calculations are correct, you have found your polar opposite.

All work and no play makes Yorkie a dull boy 60,724 12
08/29/2006 03:15 PM

Hey! I thought you were dead, Mitch!





And a lot less retarded.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/29/2006 03:15 PM

Mitch Hedberd is the Shakespeare.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
08/29/2006 03:16 PM

Mitch Hedberd is was the Shakespeare.

All work and no play makes Yorkie a dull boy 60,724 12
08/29/2006 03:16 PM

He's alright. Not as good as Mitch Hedberg, but ok nonetheless.

Trae: This Side Up. 156,790 17
08/29/2006 03:17 PM

-d +g

Bankey 70,843 10
08/29/2006 03:17 PM

why are we humoring this thread?

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 03:17 PM

who's he?

pendy 987 8
08/29/2006 03:19 PM

Who are you?

Jolson 16,163 11
08/29/2006 03:20 PM

why are we humoring this thread?



Because the bastard stole my gumdrop buttons.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 03:22 PM

i ate your gumdrop buttons

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/29/2006 03:23 PM

STFU

Jolson 16,163 11
08/29/2006 03:23 PM

<action>cuts open The lame one who everyone hates' stomach and eats his kidney while he's at it.</action>



That might've been a bit excessive, but he deserved it.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 03:28 PM

...

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/29/2006 03:29 PM

Your best post yet.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 03:35 PM

Jolson you are undeserving of the spoon icon

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/29/2006 03:36 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand back to sucking.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/29/2006 03:38 PM

The spoon is for eating my ass.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 03:38 PM

you mean eating your own ass, please get it right next time

Jolson 16,163 11
08/29/2006 03:40 PM

<action>Eats lame's other kidney</action.



Why won't you die? Are you some sort of undead practioner of faggotry?

Jolson 16,163 11
08/29/2006 03:41 PM

Yeah, that's what that preview button is for. Frost.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 03:41 PM

i feel no pain

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 03:42 PM

im calling the police, you're going back to the nut house i dont know why you keep saying you're eating my kidneys because im still alive, jeez, someone get this guy some help

Jolson 16,163 11
08/29/2006 03:42 PM

Unfortunately we all feel the pain of your unfunniness for you.

All work and no play makes Yorkie a dull boy 60,724 12
08/29/2006 03:42 PM

Hey, you guys, seriously, shut the Frost up, or I will find you, and I will kill you.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 03:43 PM

i know where you live

Max Powers 68,758 11
08/29/2006 03:43 PM

I was going to go with "Take it to chat!".





What's that? You were talking to me too? Oh. I'll be in chat then.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/29/2006 03:45 PM

I'll make it easy for you.

The lame one who everyone hates. 106 6
08/29/2006 03:51 PM

here's me in the middle of no where

Bankey 70,843 10
08/29/2006 03:51 PM

<action>punches thread in the throat</action>

Pram Maven was here 80,728 42
08/29/2006 05:19 PM

here's me in the middle of no where



I see that cemetary in someone's future...

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
08/29/2006 05:22 PM

Please just let this thread die.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/29/2006 05:48 PM

ok