Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
08/31/2006 07:58 PM

<action>blushes</action> Well I would, but I'm too shy to sing in front of all of you.







And I have no talent.

BlueLep will kill you in your sleep 13,144 10
08/31/2006 07:59 PM

Where is Sage when you need him.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/31/2006 07:59 PM

But I'll make the song up like a fool.



Then I will go repent.

Sarah, plain and not so tall. 30,601 8
08/31/2006 08:05 PM

Ahem.



Me me me me me....



"Oh GAB is a special place..."

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/31/2006 08:10 PM

And if there's a bustle in your hedgerow, just show us your tits.

SHP 181,795 70
08/31/2006 08:11 PM

Yes, this will work. Absolutely.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/31/2006 08:23 PM

Swing looowwww sweeeet chaaaarioooot

Sage of Seattle (Stalker Proxy Extrordinaire) 36,465 8
08/31/2006 08:30 PM

I am the very model of a modern major GABberer

I've information sociable, sexual, and loonier

I know of Hargrave Johnathan and I quote the threads historical

From goatse man to capcon fun, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted too, with matters scatological

I understand Pram's ravings, both the simple and maniacal

About Lupie's sex positions I'm teeming with a lot o' news

With many cheerful facts about what Trae enjoys in her caboose

SHP 181,795 70
08/31/2006 08:33 PM

My god, that was beautiful.

BlueLep will kill you in your sleep 13,144 10
08/31/2006 08:35 PM

That was so good I could eat an Elk...





Wait, what?

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/31/2006 08:36 PM

Fag.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
08/31/2006 08:39 PM

I walk into the office.

I sit down at my desk.

Before I get my coffee.

There's something I must check.



I'm hooked on GAB.

Seeing streams of liquiShakespeare coming from her backdoor.

I'm hooked on GAB

Like some kind of two bit crack-whore.

BlueLep will kill you in your sleep 13,144 10
08/31/2006 08:41 PM

I think Sage wins.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/31/2006 08:52 PM

I can't believe I messed up the words to Stairway.



Oh, and yeah, Sage wins*infinity.

Midgets 96,092 48
08/31/2006 08:53 PM

Everybody was lyric writing,

Even those whose odor was stifling.

In fact it was a little bit frightning,

But these drunks are good at rhyming.



There was funky Seattle Sage and little Rockin Donk

He said here comes the Big Phuc, lets get it on

They took a bow, and Shakespeare thir pants

Then started swinging like that guy from France

The sudden motion made them fall

Now between them they have two balls

Jihad Joe- Shhhh... I'm lurking! 6,067 8
08/31/2006 08:56 PM

Wasted away again, in Margaritavill- Oh wait, someone already came up with that one.

Lupience , Saving Clotheslines for America! 26,981 11
08/31/2006 09:01 PM

In my private Xanadu on the banks of Styx-

Dwell people named Dogs, and others named Trixx.

This fairy-tale land in cyber space,

Has become too real for my family to face.

I log in, I post, I hope for orbs,

I only get hazed by the throng and the hoards.

I dream of GABbers in a real life sense,

But when I wake up- in present tense-

Reality confuses me, I'm not sure why,

I find myself scathing with my replies.

"Eat a Bowlful of Dick", and "Show us your Tits"

Is what I say with a twist of wits.

I've been given advice, advice that I should bide.

It starts with "S"....







And ends with "UICIDE".

Showmaster 4,754 0
08/31/2006 09:07 PM

<action>Tries to return to the original post</action>Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust

The rockin donkey is packin' some junk.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
08/31/2006 09:16 PM

WAY TO NOT RHYME!

Midgets 96,092 48
08/31/2006 09:30 PM

Spicey Mc, Underwhere?, anal loving, everywhere

Panda's hot, Chix is dead, Trixxie loves giving head



Johnson from Tralfamadore, wonderin why Trae's a whore

Ashton Kutcher is a dupe, lets have sex in a group



We didn't start Lemon Party

It's always been suckin

Causing n00bs upchucking

We didn't start Tubgirl

She's always been spurtin

I think she'd be hurtin

Shemp humped your mother 22,222 17
08/31/2006 09:54 PM

GABBERS



G, G is for Gay-ass comebacks and replys.



A, is for Adult A.D.D, which most of us have.



B, B is for boobies, so SUYT!



B, B is for Belittle, thats what we will do to you.



E, E is for all you Emersons.



R, R is for Rubbers, which your fathers should have used.



And,



S, S is for STFU, because that is what I should do.



GABBERS

Sage of Seattle (Stalker Proxy Extrordinaire) 36,465 8
08/31/2006 09:56 PM

Holy Shakespeare this was tough! Thanks to all your positive responses, I finished ripping off paying homage to "The Major-General Song". Here it is:



I am the very model of a modern major GABberer

I've information sociable, sexual, and loonier

I know of Hargrave Johnathan and I quote the threads historical

From goatse man to capcon fun, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted too, with matters scatological

I understand Pram's ravings, both the simple and maniacal

About Lupie's sex positions I'm teeming with a lot o' news

With many cheerful facts about what Trae enjoys in her caboose



I'm very good at inference and boisterous ad homiem

I know the GABber ladies and what pleases every one of 'em

In short, in matters sociable, sexual, and loonier

I am the very model of a modern major GABberer

Sage of Seattle (Stalker Proxy Extrordinaire) 36,465 8
08/31/2006 09:56 PM

I know ZUG dot com's history, teh Haggis and lovely Undies,

I know the sordid tales of the weary veterans and the n00bies

I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,

And make so little sense that GABbers all cry, "yup, he's really one of us!"

I can finally refrain from beating Slinky upside his head with a staff

And separate BobJohnson's comedy wheat from the rest of the silly chaff

Then I can hum a song of which I've heard the music's din afore,

And whistle all the tunes from that Rockin' Donkey the musical whore



Then I can write embarrassing stories of my life cut to the quick

And never blink twice when discussing rude things about my dick

In short, in matters sociable, sexual and loonier

I am the very model of a modern major GABberer

Sage of Seattle (Stalker Proxy Extrordinaire) 36,465 8
08/31/2006 09:56 PM

In fact, when I know what is meant by SYUT and moobies

When I can tell at sight Roofie Raccoon's mammaries from Trae's boobies,

When such affairs as tubgirl and surprises I'm more wary at

And when I know precisely what is meant by "GAB is where the party's at"

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern funnery

When I much hornier than a novice in a nunnery

In short, when I've a smattering of comedy strategy

You'll say a better major GABberer has never bested me



For my erotic knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury

If inches were years you know I'd measure at least a century

But still, in matters sociable, sexual and loonier

I am the very model of a modern major GABberer

Lupience , Saving Clotheslines for America! 26,981 11
08/31/2006 10:19 PM

Is this thread about sex?

Shemp humped your mother 22,222 17
08/31/2006 10:24 PM

Is this thread about sex?





If you have enough money.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/01/2006 12:58 AM

<action>rubs shoe polish on face, throws arms wide while dropping to one knee</action>

Mammy!

Lupience , Saving Clotheslines for America! 26,981 11
09/01/2006 01:12 AM

Genuflection will get you nowhere with me boy- I've grown wise to your shenanigans.

Lupience , Saving Clotheslines for America! 26,981 11
09/01/2006 01:14 AM

Oh- I nearly forgot!





STFU n00b! You need to SUYT, or get stabbed in the jugular with a rusty dumpster.

Mrs. Chance Bojangles 171,275 14
09/01/2006 06:47 AM

None of those songs invoved me. I demand a do over.

BlueLep will kill you in your sleep 13,144 10
09/01/2006 06:54 AM

<action>sings off key</action>



Oooooohh CHANCE! Will you doooo me?

Dooo me here, do me now...

ohh, before Trae gets to me...

Shemp humped your mother 22,222 17
09/01/2006 08:11 AM

STFU n00b! You need to SUYT, or get stabbed in the jugular with a rusty dumpster



You wanna see my man-boobs?





Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

trailortrash 164 6
09/01/2006 11:55 AM

Hey Boise, Is this thread about sex?



Should a,

Could a,

Wanna????

Pram Maven was here 80,728 42
09/01/2006 12:08 PM

<action> thinks that Sage's post is very similar to the Tiny Toons theme </action>



I've information sociable, sexual, and loonier



And now the song is done!

Pram Maven was here 80,728 42
09/01/2006 12:29 PM

"I believe in a thing called ZUG"



Can't explain all the sensations you're making me feel

I check my Emerson in the mirror as the blood congeals

watching you, Frost-ing me

watching you, God, you're Frost-ing me *lick smacking pantomime*



I believe in a thing called ZUG

Just listen to the rhythm of my hump

There's a chance I'll come in your mouth

We'll be rockin' till we break the couch

I believe in a thing called ZUG

Ooh! *adjusts wig*



I wanna fist you every minute, every hour, every day

You got me in a pin and everythin' is thurning gay

wathing you, Frost-ing me

wathing you, God, you hith my thpleen!



I believe in a thing called ZUG

Just listen to the rhythm of my hump

There's a chance we could Frost a cow

but I really wish you would go down

I believe in a thing called ZUG

Ooh! SITAR!



watching you, Frost-ing me

watching you, god you're Frost-ing meeeee *re-applies eyeliner*



I believe in a thing called love

Just listen to the rhythm of my heart

There's a chance we could make it now

We'll be rocking till we break the couch

I believe in a thing called ZUG

Ooh!



*outro*