Shemp humped your mother 22,222 17
09/03/2006 02:18 PM

I just saw Karate Kid....



Watch this...

Shemp humped your mother 22,222 17
09/03/2006 02:19 PM

A BEAR-knuckle brawl?

Shemp humped your mother 22,222 17
09/03/2006 02:32 PM

Sorry I got nothing!

Sage of Seattle (Stalker Proxy Extrordinaire) 36,465 8
09/03/2006 02:32 PM

"Yeah, you smell that? That's your girlfriend, beyotch!"

SHP 181,795 70
09/03/2006 02:33 PM

"See, Charmin is better than normal toilet paper!"

daisypie 49,378 9
09/03/2006 02:35 PM

"you call that bear-style?"

Shemp humped your mother 22,222 17
09/03/2006 02:48 PM

Bear Cub #1: Take it back, Winnie the Poo is not a gay-bear.



Bear Cub #2: No way man. Winnie is a Turd-Pusher for sure.



Bear Cub #1: Thats it...Defend yourself.



Bear Cub #2: Go Frost yourself!



Bear Cub #1: Oh now its on!

SHP 181,795 70
09/03/2006 02:51 PM

"Dude, I just pooped in the woods. High five!"

Potrzebie 1,790 9
09/03/2006 02:52 PM

This is unbearable.

Pram Maven was here 80,728 42
09/03/2006 02:53 PM

The bear on the right's stool is so big, that it's pushing the ground down!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
09/03/2006 03:07 PM

I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Bear Style anymore.

Chit 178,781 15
09/03/2006 04:18 PM

Your eyes are getting sleepier...

Shemp humped your mother 22,222 17
09/03/2006 04:21 PM

The drama over Quilted Northern Bathroom tissue deepens.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/03/2006 04:38 PM

Dude, noone plays bear air guitar better than me!

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/03/2006 04:43 PM

"So the guy's just standing there, right? And he's got a bottle of booze in one hand, a severed head in the other and he's wearing a dress! Damndest thing I ever saw."

Midgets 96,092 48
09/03/2006 04:57 PM

"These are not the droids you're looking for."

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/03/2006 05:03 PM

"You toucha my pic-a-nick basket and I will Frosta you up."

Midgets 96,092 48
09/03/2006 05:17 PM

"So, I've got a plate with two slices of pizza on it, so I come up from behind the guy and hit him with it, pie-in-the-face style. These slices were fresh out of the oven, the cheese nice and bubbly, and the instant it hit him, he screamed like a little girl and ran away. I bet he got some nice second-degree burns."

daisypie 49,378 9
09/03/2006 05:40 PM

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Chit 178,781 15
09/03/2006 05:45 PM

Bitch, I'll slap you like Timothy Treadwell !

SAVIORA, Defender of Public Breastfeeding 4,599 8
09/03/2006 06:53 PM

"Teddy Bear Picnics Gone Wild: Next on Springer."

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/03/2006 07:01 PM

Hey, Lenny! Pull my finger...

BlueLep will kill you in your sleep 13,144 10
09/03/2006 07:07 PM

"I like the new bear mod in the Matrix"

Chit 178,781 15
09/03/2006 07:23 PM

"Ever get the feeling that people are capconing you ?"

Phuc 237,919 21
09/03/2006 08:31 PM

"Hush. No--don't say another word. It's best this way--for both of us. ...We'll always have that pile of Shakespeare smeared on a tree."

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/03/2006 09:09 PM

Declan and Postbear have twins.

SHP 181,795 70
09/03/2006 11:44 PM

And then the rabbit is like, "do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?" So's I pick him up and wipe my ass with him, and I'm like, NO!"

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/04/2006 12:23 AM

"Wow, who knew Goldilocks had a rotten vagina?"

Pram Maven was here 80,728 42
09/04/2006 03:18 PM

I did, Frat. It's not like it was a secret, what with all that milk she spilled on it while trying to cool down the porridge so that she could be a typical bitch and never be satisfied with what she has.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/04/2006 05:07 PM

"You got a bat in your cave."

Mercjack 119 7
09/04/2006 08:30 PM

guess the last place i scratch...

Zero248 364 8
09/05/2006 05:36 AM

"Man, your nose looks great after your rhinoplasty. I'm scared to touch it."

Barbs 127 8
09/05/2006 07:08 AM

Master!!! Teach me Kung Fu!!! I want to avenge my brotha's death

BruceSmells 15 6
09/05/2006 10:07 AM

Im a bear, bitch.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/05/2006 11:14 AM

Smell the glove.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/05/2006 11:14 AM

Guess what I just had up my ass?

Midgets 96,092 48
09/05/2006 11:16 AM

"Dude, pull my finger."

daisypie 49,378 9
09/05/2006 11:17 AM

It's like dj vu all over again...

Midgets 96,092 48
09/05/2006 11:20 AM

"Dude, check out the guy who doesn't read the whole thread before posting."

Forgotten Sow 554 6
09/05/2006 11:21 AM

"where, there?"

Phuc 237,919 21
09/05/2006 11:33 AM

"Did you post this caption on the front page? I'll Shakespeare in the woods--and you'll be in it!!!"

UncleFricker 348 8
09/05/2006 04:46 PM

The first rule of Bear Fight Club is: you do not talk about Bear Fight Club.

Southside Matty 192 8
09/05/2006 06:34 PM

"Dude! What are you doing? We're Cubs, and it's September. There's nothing left to fight for."

Dr. Penguin of the Arctic Alliance of Evil 395 8
09/05/2006 08:05 PM

9 out of 10 dentists agree that "Ron Niebrugge" is a stoopid name.

Succubus 3,359 10
09/05/2006 11:55 PM

Either you Bonkied the capcon, or I'm totally missing some obscure reference to something.

davesnothere 52,827 16
09/06/2006 03:38 AM

A Frost-ing stingray? You're Shakespeare-ing me. You know, I always wanted to eat that guy.

davesnothere 52,827 16
09/06/2006 03:45 AM

I'm telling you man, ever since I banged the snuggle bear my balls have been april fresh.

Just Not Cricket 103 6
09/06/2006 05:48 AM

Look! A distraction!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/06/2006 06:45 AM

"Yo, Adriaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn!!!!!"

natalius 21 6
09/06/2006 06:58 AM

Where's your beard gone Osama? You can't fool a Bush!

Pram Maven 80,728 42
09/06/2006 08:25 AM

Hey, Zolton! What else ya got?

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/06/2006 08:48 AM

That is sooo cute! I think daisypie just started the contest because he wanted to show everyone the cute widdle bears without everyone thinking he has gone soft.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/06/2006 08:56 AM

"You got some Timothy Treadwell between your teeth. Here. Lemme get it out for you. Seriously--what would you do without me?"

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/06/2006 09:00 AM

Gotcha nose!

mormegil 28 6
09/06/2006 09:21 AM

Disney announces shame as latest characters caught snorting cocaine.

Revolution 44 6
09/06/2006 07:58 PM

Now the first two are the same, forty-five an ounce - but this one's a little more expensive. But when you shoot it, you'll know where that extra money went. This one's a madman.

daisypie 49,378 9
09/06/2006 08:41 PM

That is sooo cute! I think daisypie just started the contest because he wanted to show everyone the cute widdle bears without everyone thinking he has gone soft.





True, Neep, I have gone soft...





...but, if Newwave's damn license plate ever makes it down to Hobbitland,

I expect that will change.

LuckyLuke 695 9
09/07/2006 07:20 AM

Yo, dude.. Does this smell like Shakespeare to you.... I think I'm gonna eat it anyway.....

Pram Maven 80,728 42
09/07/2006 10:22 AM

"Hey, baby, come 'ere. I know Bear-Frost-Fu"

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
09/07/2006 11:25 AM

So then the big guy with the beard coated his arm with crico...

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
09/07/2006 11:26 AM

crisco.





Frost!

Deaddogs and Alligator Ears luv Paxil 121 6
09/07/2006 05:15 PM

Koda your a mean drunk for saying those things.

Pubah, Living in a Cardboard Box 56,805 18
09/07/2006 05:18 PM

That had to be photoshop



"I shall destroy you with my drunken human style."

spliffman 35 6
09/07/2006 07:19 PM

The game... please dont hit me!

sllip 6 6
09/08/2006 03:37 AM

SEEE! It DOES smell like fish.. YUMMY!

lackluster 10 6
09/08/2006 06:57 AM

Ok Yogi, you're in for a Boo-boo!

Fetch 9 6
09/08/2006 10:15 AM

OK. Stevie, give me a deep post on 3. Ready? Break!

m squared 2,881 7
09/08/2006 12:35 PM

Bitch, you better talk to the hand, cuz the face ain't listenin'.

backdoorsushi 97 6
09/08/2006 06:05 PM

"Told you it tastes like chicken"

glnno 9 6
09/08/2006 07:38 PM

Damn that one was ALL over. What do you think I ate?



*sniff*

munkiee 9 6
09/09/2006 12:36 PM

...I know kung fu...

Desolator 10 6
09/09/2006 03:33 PM

Nigga stole my honey!

Pisserbyer 104 6
09/09/2006 07:24 PM

Haha, got your nose!!!!



.........................



Why the Hell did God make me a bear?

Fritz me 78 8
09/10/2006 01:38 AM

Kung-Fu to you too, ass-wipe. And tell "Gentle Ben" to teach you how to act, because you're not fooling anybody with that phony-bolony Karate crap.

Fritz me 78 8
09/10/2006 02:01 AM

"There once was a bear named tough Ben, who was the meanest big shot in his den, he knew some karate but still used the potty, so no one was frightened of him."

MisfitLove 0 6
09/10/2006 06:29 AM

UP TOP! no more dingle BEARries for me!

youngnsassy 68 6
09/10/2006 07:52 AM

Talk to the hand!!!

Tweak 18,881 12
09/10/2006 07:55 AM

"Hey look! I'm a douchebag who doesn't skim through a thread to see if my lame joke has already been posted by someone else!"



Also, who the Frost was the retard who posted the title of the Frost-ing thread as a caption?

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
09/10/2006 07:57 AM

"Hey look! I'm Tweak! I'm Angry! GRRRRR"

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
09/10/2006 07:59 AM

"Come to the darkside"

Stephen (the other one) 9 6
09/10/2006 08:17 PM

#1: "Gaa that smells so farmiliar...."



#2: "Come on...5-4-3-"



#1: "Lemme' smell again.. It's ummm...... Oh you're sick man"



#2: "Ha HAAA, I'm not the one who smelled it, sucker"



#1: "Yea but I'm not the one who stuck my finger in my- Oh hi mom"

Daves not here - but I'm with you in spirit. 52,827 16
09/10/2006 08:51 PM

<action>shamelessly ripping off a T-shirt slogan</action>

"Come to the darkside"

We have cookies.

kdog 4 6
09/10/2006 09:27 PM

Do I know karate? Does a bear crap in the woods?

Demondreamin 8 6
09/10/2006 10:17 PM

"Hey smoky! Whats goin down with ya bad self, gimme some paw fool"

freaknasty 0 6
09/11/2006 10:43 AM

Bear on right( I know kung fu.)

Bear on left ( Show me.)





Quote from the Matrix.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/11/2006 10:48 AM

"I Know Kung Fu!"

Forgotten Sow 554 6
09/11/2006 10:49 AM

"Quote from the Matrix."



From where?

freaknasty 0 6
09/11/2006 12:20 PM

Neo Says it to Morpheus in the first Matrix.

Daves not here - he's hiding in a cave in pakistan 52,827 16
09/11/2006 12:24 PM

Can I hate noobs while I still am one? It never stopped me from hating white people.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/11/2006 12:27 PM

What you do on your own time is your own bidness.

kdog 4 6
09/11/2006 01:48 PM

Look, just because I let Goldilocks sleep doesn't mean that we're gettin' busy! Man, you should've seen what she does with her feet behind her head!

Hookd2k6 0 6
09/11/2006 08:24 PM

You wanna put WHAT WHERE?!!?!?!

Shep 482 6
09/11/2006 09:17 PM

Talk to the left, cause the bitch ain't right.

Shep 482 6
09/11/2006 10:02 PM

Nice to see Canada finally gets a version of "The Matrix" they can understand.

Albyrcia 5 6
09/12/2006 03:04 PM

I'm glad you finally met Winnie the Pooh, but I could care less that you jacked him off, and I really, really, ddon't want to sniff your hand.

Pubah, Just Glad to Be Alive 56,805 18
09/13/2006 02:19 PM

<action> And Finally...</action>



"DeClan and his brother greet one another at the end of a long day of Gabbing."

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
09/13/2006 08:45 PM

"Okay, you stand right there and just relax. I promise this isn't gonna hurt a bit."

the Baron 612 7
09/13/2006 09:44 PM

I'll have your money next week man, you don't have to break my fingers!

Sardonac 0 6
09/14/2006 05:37 PM

"NO MEANS NO" *peper spray*

Jesus Christ it's a lion get in the car! 0 6
09/14/2006 07:03 PM

"This is my impression of Steve Irwin after diving."