Millie 116,988 28
09/11/2006 10:58 PM

Very nice.

Daves not here - he's hiding in a cave in pakistan 52,827 16
09/11/2006 11:01 PM

As a life long James Randi fan I can only say bravo, send video, wear a cup, you never know.

Chit 178,781 15
09/11/2006 11:01 PM

All you need now is a toe-bucket behind the ladder.



Good show, Bud.

daisypie 49,378 9
09/11/2006 11:09 PM

<action>name drops...</action>I've met James 'The Amazing' Randi...

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
09/11/2006 11:09 PM

Hey T4.



That ladders rungs look sharp. You should probably put some wood over it. You know.



For safety!



Glad to help,

Demo

daisypie 49,378 9
09/11/2006 11:10 PM

...Hey, TTT, how about a ladder out of running chain-saws?



Man, that would be cool!

Daves not here - he's hiding in a cave in pakistan 52,827 16
09/11/2006 11:17 PM

I've met James 'The Amazing' Randi...



I met Glen Seaborg, years ago when he was less dead. Yep, I'm very cool with the ubernerds.



I was actually the top story of Randi's column once, though for very brief and unimportant reasons. I tried to sell my soul on ebay.

The Baptist 1,672 8
09/11/2006 11:23 PM

Jesus those nails look rusty. That is a case of tetanus in the making. Apparently you don't value your health...so sad.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/11/2006 11:24 PM

thanks, glad you guys like it. The thing is heavy as hell, becuase I'm rather large (aka Fat) and I didn't want a wooden one to fall apart on me, so I basicly re-enforced the Frost out of it and welded every possible bracket on there to hold the machettes and it's all set up to take down with a few wrenches.



lots of work but definatly worth getting done.



now the hard part is easily walking on it. I have to sidestep up the ladder and I'm not quite graceful yet.

Lashemgal 48 6
09/11/2006 11:26 PM

You need another hobby.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/11/2006 11:45 PM

You need another hobby.



Why would you suggest that.....









oh that's right, your new here.







Well then let me be the first to say:



SHUT YOUR FLY SWARMED MAGGOT ENCRUSTED Coleridge HOLSTER AND GO EAT A BIG BOWL OF Frost!



oh and welcome to Gab!

Succubus 3,359 10
09/12/2006 01:24 AM

Timmy, have fun with the Genitorturers.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/12/2006 07:18 AM

I will. But mainly I just want to meet Mortiis.



I have seen the Genitorturers before, about 3 years ago and it was an ok show but never met anybody in the band.

LuckyLuke 695 9
09/12/2006 07:27 AM

After the show (if you can still walk) paint a toilet door on a wall next to a pub and place steps strategically - sit back and laugh at drunk people bleeding.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
09/12/2006 09:39 AM

Sweet Googly Moogly Timmy. You have some strange heros. And for the record, your sword stairs make me bung up. My tendons object.



And this guy grimices a lot.

Succubus 3,359 10
09/12/2006 02:23 PM

I less than three T^4.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/12/2006 02:53 PM

He's a man of many parts.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/12/2006 02:57 PM

James Randi used to live a few towns away from me. We'd go to his magic shows in town and there'd be, like, 20 people there, so we always got to talk to him afterwards.



I'd also see him in the supermarket all the time and he'd be really cool and let us kids bug him.



He was always with this young Asian guy, though. I didnt connect it to gayness until years later...































...when I was on the arm of TTTT.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/12/2006 04:22 PM

Very funny dogs.



what do you mean that you see less than three Succubus?



James Randi is gay?

Crackalacka! 68,758 11
09/12/2006 04:26 PM

She wants you to give her teh Coleridge, Timmy.



I would if I were you.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
09/12/2006 04:30 PM

yes, timmy, for the good of us all, tap that.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/12/2006 04:44 PM

Yes Timmy.



I got me one of these. Now I don't need any more knives. I used to to hack a wart off my toe last week. At least I hope it was a wart. It could've been another one of them conjoined twins.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/12/2006 05:02 PM

Phuc, you hurt my head with the first link.



As for the second one, that's not only cheap but that's pretty dirt cheap for one of those. Liz was looking for something to get me for our first anniversery. (instead I kind of went out and bought myself another Microtech mini SOCOM.



Either that or she could get me a replacement Emerson Commander because I lost mine the first weekend I hung out with her (and yeah it was that expensive too)

Phuc 237,919 21
09/12/2006 05:07 PM

You can get Beckers a lot cheaper at cheaperthandirt.com.



While you're there, pick up a box of Osama targets, pigFroster bandandas,and MREs for the kids.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
09/12/2006 05:28 PM

bed of nails? pfffftt, i sleep on a bed of piranhas.

Paul Wall 0 0
09/12/2006 05:33 PM

TTT as a child.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
09/12/2006 05:35 PM

sweet, it's got a towing package.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/12/2006 06:10 PM

nah, I don't have my septum pierced yet, but I'm thinking about it. The bridge of the nose I would think would make people cross eyed. But there is a company out there that makes glasses, that attach to the ball ends of the piercing so you justhave the lenses covering your eyes and no side pieces (rather cool) And I don't have a Labaret piercing either but was also thinking about it for a long while.



I got nipple piercings, and I'm still thinking about using them for weight lifting like my friend Nippulini.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
09/12/2006 06:21 PM

it's like jeffrey dahmer and a chain link fence mated.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/12/2006 08:32 PM

uh... yeah

Daves not here - he's hiding in a cave in pakistan 52,827 16
09/12/2006 08:35 PM

I spent 5 years doing piercings at a little shop in CT. Saw a lot of bridge piercings migrate to the surface, depends on the shape of your bridge a bit.

EllaPhant 800 8
09/12/2006 09:15 PM

hint: using more nails will make it less painful. Less pressure on each individual point.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/12/2006 09:55 PM

But that is not the point EllaPhant, nor is it an intended pun.



I know more nails, less pain, also less impressive. Each spike is holding about 55 lbs, lot of weight, a lot of pain and way more impressive.

Succubus 3,359 10
09/12/2006 11:28 PM

Timmy, you should perhaps sign into the yahoo site (not the damn messenger program), and then magically form the address for my photos page from my username (not my current handle) and the address for the yahoo photo albums site.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/13/2006 12:05 AM

I know more nails, less pain, also less impressive. Each spike is holding about 55 lbs, lot of weight, a lot of pain and way more impressive.



Really? I'm not impressed. I think you're insane, but I'm not impressed.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/13/2006 12:24 AM

I can't even imagine drinking enough alcohol to get the point where I'd think, "Hey! I want to pull some stuff with my nipples."

Thud 68,497 19
09/13/2006 12:31 AM

I can.







Imagine getting drunk enough to want to pull stuff with your nipples, I mean.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/13/2006 12:32 AM

Succubus, huh? I don't get it. Probibly becuase I'm just out of it, and the fumes from making rubber bondage gear is getting to me, just e-mail me the link.



Shaddup Donk!



Oh and Dogs, hey why not, he made money doing it, and technically it's a buisness expense. His nipples are tax free!

Cantremember 658 7
09/13/2006 12:34 AM

My job does not suck half as bad as t4's. Not funny, but makes it a little better tomorrow.

Thud 68,497 19
09/13/2006 12:34 AM

Aren't most nipples tax free? I know they aren't fat free, but let's get real here...

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/13/2006 12:36 AM

His nipples are tax free!



Oh, I applaud him doing it.

Succubus 3,359 10
09/13/2006 12:42 AM

photos.yahoo.com/larkknot



If you have not signed into the yahoo website first, you will not see anything useful.

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
09/13/2006 12:59 AM

If you have not signed into the yahoo website first, you will not see anything useful.



I dunno about anyone else but I can think of a few uses for you in a thong.

Succubus 3,359 10
09/13/2006 01:07 AM

Oops. I forgot I'd made that little gallery public.

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
09/13/2006 01:09 AM

Oops. I forgot I'd made that little gallery public.



Well you managed to get me to login, really wanted to see what you considered worth while.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/13/2006 01:14 AM

Oh, man, that desk is hot!

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
09/13/2006 01:17 AM

<action>zips up and tucks his shirt back in</action>



Oh, man, that desk is hot!





I'll say, might want to avoid the top left drawer from now on though.

jeeni 47,787 51
09/13/2006 01:18 AM

That's a nice desk.

Succubus 3,359 10
09/13/2006 01:19 AM

Thanks. I love the many secret compartments in said desk. I hide pencils from myself in them.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/13/2006 01:25 AM

Once you have mounted your stock and bushings on to the mandrel, use our knurled nut on the end of the shaft to secured hold the stock in place while turning.

Pumpkin Noggin-Next months Jack-O-Lantern 56,642 8
09/13/2006 11:02 AM

I've always been a leg man myself.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
09/13/2006 11:05 AM

and the fumes from making rubber bondage gear is getting to me



Whoever's in charge of Secret Santa, please rig it so T^4 is mine.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/13/2006 11:10 AM

knurled nut



Its even more painful than it sounds.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/13/2006 03:33 PM

depends Taco, on how much I wind up selling at the show.



Besides that I still gota send Declan a little suprise too.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/13/2006 06:53 PM

I think Declan likes big surprises.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/13/2006 06:55 PM

could be little, could be big, after all it's a suprise.

Lashemgal 48 6
10/18/2006 06:19 PM

SHUT YOUR FLY SWARMED MAGGOT ENCRUSTED Coleridge HOLSTER AND GO EAT A BIG BOWL OF Frost!



How welcoming.

newwave 45,912 10
10/18/2006 06:36 PM

Let's check the reaction time on that one, sports fans!

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/18/2006 07:25 PM

<action> is down on the stadium floor about to interview an audience member</action>



crickets cherp



And back to you in the booth.

Gomez Declan McManus Addams 131,887 36
10/18/2006 08:15 PM

Hi, T4 !





Still waiting.





Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/18/2006 11:46 PM

oh Shakespeare



I totally forgotten it!

Lashemgal 48 6
10/21/2006 06:48 PM

Give me a break folks. I'm never in my right mind when I come to this place.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/21/2006 10:11 PM

then leave and never return, or better yet, maby you can use a shotgun and leave your mind all over the wall.

Samhain Sensation from the Wiccan Wepublic 26,981 11
10/21/2006 11:02 PM

What sort of flammable liquid do you recommend for fire spitting?



Ans how much kerosene can one safely swallow?

Dogs The Somewhat Okay Akimbo 211,584 32
10/21/2006 11:47 PM

How lucky was it for him and his magic career that his parents named him The Amazing ?

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
10/21/2006 11:59 PM

I hadn't heard of the Genitorturers before reading this thread, but mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, daddy like!



Also, T4, I like the bed of spikes, but you should have it chromed for a more professional and flashier look.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
10/22/2006 12:04 AM

If she was wearing a wedding ring in this pic, I'd be afraid to look at the next one.

The Millie Mash 116,988 28
10/22/2006 12:06 AM

What's that tattoo on the left?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/22/2006 12:15 AM

.Φ a s'tI

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
10/22/2006 12:20 AM

I'm not sure, Millie. Some sort of cartoon alien spacecraft? That pic is flopped, by the way, or was taken in a mirror. The Greek letters are mirror images.



And I can't believe I'm saying this, but if someone delivered Larknot to me, I think the first thing I'd do is cook her a nice big meal.

Samhain Sensation from the Wiccan Wepublic 26,981 11
10/22/2006 12:22 AM

<action>Waves to Millie, Whistler and Dogs. Breaks into a nervous sweat, looks for back up.

The Millie Mash 116,988 28
10/22/2006 12:24 AM

Hi Lupie.

Succubus 3,359 10
10/22/2006 01:35 AM

Whistler, the promise of a nice big meal is an excellent lure for me. I love food.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/22/2006 02:48 PM

Lupince, I swallowed probibly on estamate about 2 oz of this Shakespeare from using about a gallon of fuel.



I kind of like the rusty nasty looking appearance of the nailbed, and chrome plating is Frost-ing expensive here. I could just do it with some silver spraypaint, and throw a little bit of glitter on it to make it look even more shiny.

SAVIORA, Defender of Public Breastfeeding 4,599 8
10/22/2006 02:53 PM

Might I ask what business you might have on the set of Saw III?











Need interns?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/22/2006 03:09 PM

Oh, your talking about my shop.



nope, I can handle most of the work here.

Lashemgal 48 6
10/24/2006 10:01 PM

"then leave and never return, or better yet, maby you can use a shotgun and leave your mind all over the wall."



Too many gas fumes burning up those IQ points Timmy? You should try being nice, nobody likes an Emerson.

Cousin IT was a Midget 96,092 48
10/24/2006 10:07 PM

Welcome to Gab, where EVERYBODY loves an Emerson.







I meen that in the literal, the sexual, and the icky gay way.

Lashemgal 48 6
10/24/2006 10:33 PM

I meen that in the literal, the sexual, and the icky gay way.



Works for me, we all love them. I personally love mine occupied. Just not with fake 'wanna be big boy' Timmy

HammerHeadless Horseman 59,399 14
10/25/2006 01:34 AM

Hello, dear, are you new?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
10/25/2006 08:44 AM

Are you even sure that you are on the right message board?