MobyDickless 127 7
09/13/2006 06:30 PM

Heather Locklear

Midgets 96,092 48
09/13/2006 06:31 PM

For $50 I'd piss in your bathwater.

MobyDickless 127 7
09/13/2006 06:31 PM

She wouldn't even have to be naked.



Not that I wouldn't make her naked. Then I'd piss on her.

scoobynoob 2,160 6
09/13/2006 06:33 PM

I'd piss in your mouth for free.



Open wide, faggot.

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/13/2006 06:34 PM

Who the hell are you people?

Midgets 96,092 48
09/13/2006 06:36 PM

A pig, a fag, and a midget.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
09/13/2006 06:36 PM

All we need now is the leprechaun

Midgets 96,092 48
09/13/2006 06:37 PM

And now that there's a lesbian we can be the greatest joke evar!

Midgets 96,092 48
09/13/2006 06:37 PM

Damn you Lep I'll kick your ass!!

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
09/13/2006 06:37 PM

Hey Midgets, why did the lezbo cross the road?

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/13/2006 06:37 PM

SO, a pig, a fag, a midget, a leprechaun, and a dyke walk into a bar...

Daves not here - he's hiding in a cave in pakistan 52,827 16
09/13/2006 07:31 PM

And the bartender says "Hi Ditdah, alone tonight?"



I'm sorry, I really really am, I had too.

jeeniRoach - can live for 3 days without her head. 47,787 51
09/13/2006 09:18 PM

A toaster.

Mrs. Chance Bojangles 171,275 14
09/13/2006 09:24 PM

Has anyone adopted Midgets? I think I like him, her, it.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/13/2006 09:38 PM

I did last month. But the month is up. He's all yours if you want him. But I should warn you first. His ass is worn out.

Mrs. Chance Bojangles 171,275 14
09/13/2006 09:43 PM

Well, I cant compete with a donkey dick. Maybe he will just like to cuddle.

Humphrey 51,764 12
09/13/2006 09:47 PM

I like midgets. You can toss those little Frosters for miles.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
09/13/2006 09:53 PM

"For $50 what would you allow in your bathtub water?"



Sea monkeys.



But I wouldn't let them plug in their little TV's.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/13/2006 10:11 PM

Christ, I piss in my bathwater all the time.



Nothing better than that feeling of release as soon as you hit that hot water.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
09/13/2006 10:12 PM

Nothing quite like warm asparagus oil to soothe that rough dry skin, eh Garrett?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/13/2006 10:15 PM

Keeps a lid on the athlete's foot too.

Midgets 96,092 48
09/13/2006 10:23 PM

<action>gets halfway through thread</action>



I did not have sexual relations with that Donkey.

Daves not here 52,827 16
09/13/2006 10:24 PM

Are you using Clinton's definition as well as his quote?

Midgets 96,092 48
09/13/2006 10:51 PM

The source of my definition is unimportant.



What is important is that Chance wants to cuddle.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
09/14/2006 09:08 AM

hahahahahhhaCg's a pisspig.

Pumpkin Noggin-Next months Jack-O-Lantern 56,642 8
09/14/2006 11:45 AM

<action> doesn't read thread all the way through so takes the chance to spout useless info</action>



I read once that most Midwesterners won't piss in the bath/shower, but have no problem doing it in the ocean. The oposite is true on the East coast apparently.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/01/2006 04:18 PM

So scoobynoob and MobyDickless are the same person and have been doing this for a while. What an Emerson.

Chance with mash tators and gravy 171,275 14
11/01/2006 04:21 PM

Yeah, I knew something was up when it was attacking me for no reason. Good thing I have my Junior detective badge.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/01/2006 04:28 PM

Oh. Sorry. I thought that was your nipple.

That's Miss Trixxie to You 65,026 15
11/02/2006 08:56 AM

Shakespeare nobody said "Trixxie".

Phuc 237,919 21
11/02/2006 09:19 AM

So lessee...



Multiple accounts. Check.



Self-clicking. Check.



No valid email. Check.



My chinese is not good. You people do the math for me, willya?

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/02/2006 09:24 AM

Is it C? It's C, isn't it? I bet its C.

Fratberry 283,018 53
11/02/2006 09:25 AM

No, wait, B! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh...