Shep 482 6
09/14/2006 09:36 AM

So man boobs are just as good for you?









Fag.

Jolson 16,163 11
09/14/2006 09:37 AM

Come on Shep, you know you like it when I suck on your hairy, milky white teats.

Shep 482 6
09/14/2006 09:39 AM

That just made me throw-up alittle.

Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
09/14/2006 09:41 AM

A perfectly hetero thread was fag-jacked in less than 5 minutes.



A new all time low.

Chit 178,781 15
09/14/2006 09:45 AM

And the thing is, I really don't get it. What's the deal?





Come on...



They are the whole top half of your favorite game.



If chicks were pinball machines, boobs would be the flippers.



Better still, they are the distraction you need to prevent all that awkward eye contact during sex.

Midgets 96,092 48
09/14/2006 09:47 AM

"Tits always look better

inside a pink sweater."



Carlin(?)

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
09/14/2006 09:48 AM

Boobs, glorious boobs!

What wouldn't we give for

A handful and more

That's all that we live for

You know that we're fated to

Act like horny rubes

Over boobs

magical boobs

wonderful boobs

marve-lous boooooooobs ...



-from "Oliver Chest, The Musical"-

Midgets 96,092 48
09/14/2006 09:50 AM

Goddamn he loves titties!

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
09/14/2006 10:07 AM

I know this one girl who has a great rack and a butter face. We get along great and always have a lot to talk about. She has this one shirt she wears regularly however that forces me to cut our conversations short.



It's hard to talk and drool at the same time.

McPants drinks because he's Swedish 19,555 11
09/14/2006 10:10 AM

I love you so much right now, Demo. I might add that knowing Oliver! by heart is indeed very, very gay. It just doesn't matter how many boobs you introduce into the lyrics.

The Jerk 6,311 9
09/14/2006 10:26 AM

Three cheers for boobs! Tit tit hooray! Tit tit hooray! Tit tit hooray!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/14/2006 10:46 AM

I too feel that size doesn't matter, but shape does.



Pizza slices, Hindenburgs, and bananas are not my thing.



Oranges, melons, and even pancakes are fine, though. Mighty fine.





Now I'm hungry again.

the Baron 612 7
09/14/2006 10:50 AM

In no other situation is a "fat bag" completely irresistable.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
09/14/2006 10:57 AM

If chicks were pinball machines, boobs would be the flippers.



Chit: please e-mail me your address. I'm sending you a trophy for that statement.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
09/14/2006 11:13 AM

Speaking of boobs, when did Big Boobs McGee post the pic of her fun bags, and why didn't I get the notice?



Those things look dangerous.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
09/14/2006 11:23 AM

I think the smirk behind the funbags is just as hot.

JDurSpankenZ 358 6
09/14/2006 11:33 AM

Well, as my dad always said...



How can you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Put a nipple on the end.

Pumpkin Noggin-Next months Jack-O-Lantern 56,642 8
09/14/2006 12:02 PM

Just a little something I had to get off my chest.



Little or not, I'd never want to get them off my chest....or Coleridge...or lips...tongue....

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/14/2006 12:36 PM

And chickens, you don't own a set of stilts?



Stilts are great for looking at boobies. It's great!

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
09/14/2006 12:49 PM

Dang, Timmay, never thought of that. Good call.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/14/2006 12:55 PM

Well, the big ones jiggle. Jiggling is good.



The small ones usually have pert nipples.

That's good also.



The middle ones are usually pert AND jiggle.



And then there's...........





fap fap fap

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
09/14/2006 12:58 PM

And what's the hangup with nipple size? Pert little rosebuds? Awesome. Big old hellocopter landing pads? Wowza. French fry nipples? Hubba hubba. Who cares? They're all fun.

Showmaster's badass revenge 4,754 0
09/14/2006 01:01 PM

As a great philosopher once said on masculinity:



'I'd like a beer, and I'd like to see something nekkid'

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/14/2006 01:01 PM

Real or fake?



Who the Frost cares?



Boobs are perfection. So simple, so brilliant. Its so hard to go wrong.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
09/14/2006 01:02 PM

True dat. I've felt real, and I've felt implants. They're all good. Some just have better shape and don't hang below the belly button.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/14/2006 01:04 PM

Jenna Jameson has the best fake rack. Diora Baird has the best natural biggies.



For small, I go with Playmate Scarlett Keegan. Freckled too. Bueno.

Daves not here 52,827 16
09/14/2006 01:05 PM

They're even better in 3d, try it some time.

Pumpkin Noggin-next months Jack-O-Lantern 56,642 8
09/14/2006 01:08 PM

I go with Playmate Scarlett Keegan



I'd go with her as well, if I ever met her.



I likes me some redheads.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/14/2006 01:08 PM

I have my fair share of titties thanks. And I think I got your share too.



No one who plays with titties could be so bitter.

Daves not here 52,827 16
09/14/2006 01:10 PM

never married, huh?

Showmaster's badass revenge 4,754 0
09/14/2006 01:12 PM

I'm married, and I have not seen a real tittie in 5 years. Since the honeymoon, actually.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
09/14/2006 01:13 PM

boy, you picked the wrong girl

Showmaster's badass revenge 4,754 0
09/14/2006 01:15 PM

Yoou mean it isn't illegal now? That Frost-ing bitch!

Daves not here 52,827 16
09/14/2006 01:16 PM

Catholic?

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/14/2006 01:44 PM

Mormon

Daves not here 52,827 16
09/14/2006 01:45 PM

Mormons have tits?

Shemp humped Curley, during his stroke 22,222 17
09/14/2006 01:46 PM

I dont know.



Boobies are great and all but, I'm more into vaginas (pun intended).



I like to see things I dont get to see every day. I have man boobs so I get to seem them a lot. Boobs, both female and male are a dime a dozen.



But there is nothing like a nice muff. Smooth or hairy, Pink or roast beef brown, Id rather look at vaginas all day long then titties.



But dont get me wrong. If you wanna SUYT, go right ahead, and we will look.



But we need a new catagory for pics,so SUYV!

Oliver Chest; Esquire 203,475 12
09/14/2006 01:47 PM

Giana Michaels, best natural titties.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/14/2006 01:49 PM

I like to see things I dont get to see every day. I have man boobs so I get to seem them a lot.



Bet you'd like to be able to see your own penis too. Or at least reach it.





Sorry, uncalled for. But meh.



Pussies are too pot luck. There's too much that can...be wrong. A nice pink little peachfish is a work of art though.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
09/14/2006 01:53 PM

Google says you're a liar, Ollie.

Oliver Chest; Esquire 203,475 12
09/14/2006 01:54 PM

Gianna, sorry. Two "n's."

Shemp humped Curley, during his stroke 22,222 17
09/14/2006 01:54 PM

Bet you'd like to be able to see your own penis too. Or at least reach it.





I havent seen my own penis with out a mirror since 1994!

Oliver Chest; Esquire 203,475 12
09/14/2006 01:55 PM

Also, I hardly log in to my YIM anymore. It took me a while to remember what you thought I was going to email you. Now I have remembered, and will try to remember when I get home.

Showmaster's badass revenge 4,754 0
09/14/2006 02:03 PM

Chicens says you are a liar, Ollie.

Showmaster's badass revenge 4,754 0
09/14/2006 02:03 PM

Frost this keyboard.

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
09/14/2006 02:13 PM

This thread is meaningless without pictBLAM

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
09/14/2006 02:14 PM

And your fingers. Damn them.

Chickens Floating Belly Up 286,539 61
09/14/2006 02:14 PM

But you're right, Ollie, she has "huge tracts of land".

Oliver Chest; Esquire 203,475 12
09/14/2006 02:17 PM

And they are surprisingly perky for how large they are.

mrlukeplease 60 7
09/14/2006 02:54 PM

This is the most interesting conversation I've read in many weeks. Just sorry I missed most of it.

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/14/2006 03:03 PM

At first I was excited, thinking you had dedicated a thread to me! But I like it even more than if it was about me. Boobs are awesome. I like me a full B cup. Not too big, not too small.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/14/2006 03:12 PM

At first I was excited, thinking you had dedicated a thread to me!



The more you hype your blouse bunnies, the less likely they will be to live up to it.

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
09/14/2006 03:18 PM

pssst phuc, she has shown the mountains, and they are fantastic.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/14/2006 03:21 PM

No matter how much you keep yappin' about it, they'll never be as magnificent as Millie's.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/14/2006 03:22 PM

pssst phuc, she has shown the mountains, and they are fantastic.



Yeah yeah yeah. I've seen 'em. And yes, they're yuge. But she's holding them up, so all I can think about is if the phone rings, we're looking at Xxara Junior.

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
09/14/2006 03:24 PM

xxara. no. god no. there can't be more than one of those.



I say the stay pretty firm and will stand by that until I am proven otherwise.



<action>shudders</action>

Phuc 237,919 21
09/14/2006 03:25 PM

It's good to have a dream.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
09/14/2006 03:34 PM

The more you hype your blouse bunnies, the less likely they will be to live up to it.



How come when I said that, I "had sand in my vagina," but when Al says it, it's cool. Frost you and your gender double standards!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/14/2006 03:59 PM

Frost you and your gender double standards!



Hey fellas? Didja hear that? Haw haw! She thinks she has rights or sumpin'!

Oliver Chest; Esquire 203,475 12
09/14/2006 04:14 PM

Frostin bitches, man.

Pubah, Just Glad 56,805 18
09/14/2006 04:16 PM

On Boobs



Pubah preferrs butterscotch...



...and his lips...



...on Boobs

Bankey 70,843 10
09/14/2006 04:18 PM

"Oliver Chest, The Musical"



I laughed, I cried.... IT WAS BETTER THAN CATS!

JDurSpankenZ 358 6
09/14/2006 04:20 PM

Yeah, I think I'd cry too if there was a large cat called Mr. Mistofeles (sp) on my chest.



Wait a minute....

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
09/14/2006 04:20 PM

Mammaries

All exposed in the moonlight

I can smile at the old days

I was perkier then...

Filly 39,193 20
09/14/2006 04:26 PM

I'm personally a fan of the smaller boobies. And I'm not biased. I swear.

dinesh 24,862 16
09/14/2006 05:00 PM

why do i have to choose?

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
09/14/2006 07:43 PM

I like me a full B cup.



From your pics, I'd say you have about six of those.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
09/14/2006 07:44 PM

You know. If we used a cuisinart and redistributed them.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/14/2006 07:52 PM

I don't understand. Is there someone out there who doesn't like boobs? Who are we trying to convince here? Is it aliens? I bet it's aliens. They're really flat-chested.

The one that broke the camel's back 98,000 37
09/14/2006 08:10 PM

I recently found a use for my large boobs. We have confidential information in our office, and if everyone is out to lunch or something we have to lock it up and take our keys. A couple of times I've worn pants that don't have pockets in them. I just tucked the keys into my ample cleavage. The keys are always nice and warm when I take them out again.

Chit 178,781 15
09/14/2006 08:14 PM

NEW RULE !



On summer days over 80 Degrees.



All women have to go braless and commute by pogo-stick to and from work.



Don't wory about bringing your lunch.



There will be lines forming by 10:00 A.M. to take you out for lunch.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/14/2006 08:20 PM

On summer days over 80 Degrees.



You like under-boob sweat? That's kind of nasty. And pogo-sticking will likely result in stretch marks. You like stretch marks? That's kind of nasty.



You see where I'm going with this.

Chit 178,781 15
09/14/2006 08:32 PM

I'm kind of nasty ?

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
09/14/2006 08:46 PM

That's Miss Chit, if you're nasty.

Chit 178,781 15
09/14/2006 08:50 PM

Well, the 80 Degree summer thing is just because there is far less chance of covering up the braless boobage if it is warm outside. it defeats my purpose if all this nipple display takes place inside an overcoat.

(oh, and boob sweat isn't the end of the world)

It usually means someone is movin' their ass, and I'm all for that.



You got me on the stretch marks though. My requests were purely selfish and aimed at only short term payoffs.



If I thought there was a chance of seeing more of said boobs, I would want them properly maintained.



But there is something about seeing them bounce around a bit, and not having to shell out $20 for it that is still appeals to me.

Chit 178,781 15
09/14/2006 08:54 PM

Erika brings up a good point that I overlooked too.





No wearing scary pastry wheels on your nipples if you plan on letting me see them.



That's not an inviting look for me !



Save that Shakespeare for Dragon* Con, or whateva the hell it is...

Dianapop 57,835 109
09/14/2006 09:06 PM

Mmmm, pastry wheel nipples.

Lila's Silver Hammer 78,555 13
09/14/2006 09:22 PM

There aren't nearly enough women posting in this thread so I'm going to add my two cents.



For my money's worth a nice rack has absolutely, positively nothing on a nice, plump ass.

There is nothing sadder than a big busted girl with a baking sheet behind. I will look at (and appreciate) rear ends on both chics and dudes - as long as it's plump and grabbable.



If tits disappeared off the face of the planet tomorrow I wouldn't much care but please believe if everyone's ass deflated overnight I'd be sobbing into my pillow tomorrow night.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/14/2006 09:26 PM

Blasphemy! A nice ass is definitely great but boobs are boobs, woman! Slap a couple nipples on an ass and I'd be impressed.

Thud 68,497 19
09/14/2006 09:27 PM

So would we all, Roofie...

Midgets 96,092 48
09/14/2006 09:30 PM

Tits beat ass anyday.



Have you ever heard I guy telling his buddies "If I could grow an ass like that I'd never leave the house."?





Besides Trixxie?

The Jerk 6,311 9
09/14/2006 10:00 PM

I recently found a use for my large boobs. We have confidential information in our office, and if everyone is out to lunch or something we have to lock it up and take our keys. A couple of times I've worn pants that don't have pockets in them. I just tucked the keys into my ample cleavage. The keys are always nice and warm when I take them out again.



Useless without pictures.



</obligatory>

the Baron 612 7
09/14/2006 10:31 PM

Tits beat ass anyday



And ass beats paper

and paper beats tits.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/14/2006 10:42 PM

I am going to go on record here and say that I am For breasts, and all representations thereof.

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
09/14/2006 10:46 PM

A rack divided against itself, can not stand.

TheGodlyOne 5 6
09/14/2006 10:56 PM

NEW RULE !



On summer days over 80 Degrees.



All women have to go braless and commute by pogo-stick to and from work.



Don't wory about bringing your lunch.



There will be lines forming by 10:00 A.M. to take you out for lunch.







how bout you may it...about 60 degree days? THEN my dumb ass will be camping out for these s for days at a time

The body shot QUEEN! 86,705 14
09/14/2006 11:07 PM

I only like my tits. I can perfectly balance a champagne flute in my cleavage. You have no idea how handy that is.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/14/2006 11:09 PM

I know he's a dumbass, but if he ever does manage to get that 80 degree rule adopted, I want it to be known that I supported him in the beginning.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/14/2006 11:10 PM

And I support Daggy's point, too.

Lila's Silver Hammer 78,555 13
09/14/2006 11:14 PM

My ass is so plump and round you can balance a drink and an alarm clock on it!



Also, no matter how anyone feels on the subject, no one can argue that we have a killer combination with an entire thread dedicated to T&A.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/14/2006 11:19 PM

Lila's got a point (I have photographic proof!). Tits are indeed all that--and a bag of tits--but unless they are paired with a fine ass and a face that is sans butter (if I'm turning down butter, you know I'm not Frost-ing around), they are but a fleeting novelty.



Not like I got anything against fleeting novelties; the pet rock had a great run for a while there, but I need that gestalt happening.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/14/2006 11:25 PM

<action>sets it up</action>What happening?

Millie 116,988 28
09/14/2006 11:41 PM

Thank you, HC. You have seen them in person, as well, so I guess your opinion is as good as any.



All people probably look at boobs. They are right there, how can you not?



I think if I were gay, I wouldn't want to date a girl with fake boobs. I don't like the way they look and they probably feel fake and not soft and squishy like real ones.

Millie 116,988 28
09/14/2006 11:51 PM

And, Chit, I would vote against the pogo-stick thing. First of all, it would make my boobs sore, and also, it would end up making them sag even more than they already do.

Lila's Silver Hammer 78,555 13
09/14/2006 11:51 PM

Mils brought up a point I meant to address earlier - in today's world it is far too easy (and common) for a woman to get implants. This makes the line between truly fine natural breasteses and a doctor's afternoon work fuzzy and that can't be good.

However, no one I've ever met has gotten an "assplant" which just makes us naturally gifted ladies all the more rare!



Honestly? I don't think about boobies. Ever. I don't look at them on women either because, well, what's the purpose? I don't get off on it and if someone is wearing a tight blouse all they really want is for the guys to ogle them so I have no real reason to check them out.

However, male or female I just GOTTA appreciate a nice caboose. Any woman can wear a Miracle bra but even those new padded jeans just can't fake a gorgeous arse.

Millie 116,988 28
09/14/2006 11:55 PM

I saw a woman on some TV show who got an ass implant. It looked weird. I look at everyone's ass, too.



I don't get excited by girls boobs and asses, but I still look at them.

The body shot QUEEN! 86,705 14
09/14/2006 11:55 PM

It's all arse arse arse with you americans, isn't it?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/14/2006 11:59 PM

I kind of like the back of the ear, myself.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/15/2006 12:04 AM

Ooh, someone orbed that.



Email in profile.

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
09/15/2006 06:08 AM

and not soft and squishy like real ones.



So, Millie, your's are soft and squishy? Please, tell us more.









Wait, slower.

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
09/15/2006 06:09 AM

That's three posts where Lila desparately trys to justify her fat ass.

The body shot QUEEN! 86,705 14
09/15/2006 08:10 AM

Did you know that if you put black sambuca on your nipples it turns them blue?



















































You're all doing it now, aren't you?

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
09/15/2006 08:17 AM

The origin of licorice Nibs, explained at last.

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
09/15/2006 08:48 AM

I can't decide if I am a Boob-Guy or an Ass-Man. I should do some research, any volunteers want to help, all in the name of science of course.

The one that broke the camel's back 98,000 37
09/16/2006 12:54 AM

For Lila.

The body shot QUEEN! 86,705 14
09/16/2006 12:59 AM

Ninth row down, fifth from the left.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/16/2006 08:34 AM

Dammit Daggy, you made me have to check. 4th row from the bottom, 7th from the right. Near the goatse person.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/16/2006 11:30 AM

I just realized that I inadvertently call Chit a dumbass.





Like I'm gonna read all the words in a thread about boobs.

Dead Battery, Getting cheaper all the time 2,533 9
09/16/2006 11:46 AM

I think Dogs was fourth from the bottom fourth from the right.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/16/2006 02:43 PM

That's not an apricot - that's a peach, hon.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/16/2006 06:47 PM

It's taken me two decades, but I've finally found the son-of-a-bitch.

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
09/16/2006 07:48 PM

He looks happy.

Pubah in Your Punch Bowl 56,805 18
09/20/2006 11:51 AM

<action>Hugs Lila in TOTAL agreement</action>



Lila, you'd be an ass man...





...if you were a man.