Harvard Chick 16,910 6
09/14/2006 11:47 PM

The Jerk.

JDurSpankenZ 358 4
09/14/2006 11:52 PM

Butt Pirate, Taco Diver.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 129,669 14
09/14/2006 11:52 PM

Vegemite driller.

McPants drinks because he's Swedish 19,246 9
09/14/2006 11:54 PM

Wollunterhosentrger.

Sitzpisser.

Warmduscher.



What, German isn't allowed?

Crypto- A master in the ancient art of N00b 799 4
09/14/2006 11:55 PM

Knob Jockey

The Jerk 6,248 5
09/14/2006 11:56 PM

Good job, crypto. Take two of mine and mix them together. Cum dumpster. That's not a gay nickname, just what I think of you.

mrlukeplease 52 5
09/14/2006 11:57 PM

Dick smoker.



Nancy-boy.



Nathan Lane.

Daves not here 47,955 5
09/15/2006 12:14 AM

roid rangers

Just plain ole turtle 19,481 7
09/15/2006 12:15 AM

Two of my favourites are Coleridge (1)jockey, (2)knob gobbler and (3) pooh stabber.



Frost-ing retard.

JDurSpankenZ 358 4
09/15/2006 12:22 AM

Pillow biter, beaver banger.

MobyDickless 123 4
09/15/2006 12:37 AM

Gay.

and lesbian.



This thread is gay. and lesbian.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 55,224 18
09/15/2006 12:39 AM

I've been lead to believe a thread is inherently sexless and lacking sexuality.

The Baptist 1,657 6
09/15/2006 12:41 AM

Vagitarian.

jeeniRoach - can live for 3 days without her head. 10,973 10
09/15/2006 12:42 AM

pole smoker

The Baptist has converted to Islam 1,657 6
09/15/2006 12:49 AM

Ryan Seacrest

mrlukeplease 52 5
09/15/2006 01:41 AM

Basket burglar



Chicken-licker



Mince-meat



Bath-house Brady



Brownie Queen



Friend of Dorothy



Glory-hole Gladys



Latrine Queen



Munt (man + Carroll)



Santorum Sipper

Shep 482 4
09/15/2006 01:43 AM

Ditah.



Hey someone had too.

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,131 11
09/15/2006 02:09 AM

If no one else is going to say it...



Fudge Packer

the Baron 609 4
09/15/2006 02:09 AM

homosexual

the Baron 609 4
09/15/2006 02:10 AM

light in the loafers!

<action>has a serious suggestion this time</action>

BlueLeprechaun 13,126 5
09/15/2006 02:19 AM

Fish Taco.



This thread has been fagjacked.

Thug Knight - The Thread Killer 241 5
09/15/2006 03:34 AM

man hole coverer, rectum ranger.

TableTopJane, now suffering from polythelia 168,582 11
09/15/2006 03:40 AM

A few weeks ago I used the term "slit lickers" on GAB. I still like that one.

Cantremember 655 5
09/15/2006 04:06 AM

Trixxie

jeeniRoach - can live for 3 days without her head. 10,973 10
09/15/2006 04:19 AM

chum monger

Crackalacka! 68,154 8
09/15/2006 04:21 AM

Rovknuller.

Shemp humped Curley, during his stroke 16,317 9
09/15/2006 04:23 AM

Carpet Muncher.

Whistler P. McManus 140,847 20
09/15/2006 04:48 AM

Around here, we refer to my brother as "The BVDeviant," or "The Hanes Grazer."

Midgets 47,587 9
09/15/2006 05:07 AM

We call the only gay person I know "The Florist".

I'm not sure why.

Thud 52,992 10
09/15/2006 06:22 AM

A graduate of the AssMasters School of Backseat Driving.

Filly 27,078 11
09/15/2006 07:04 AM

I've been wondering for a while now and I have to ask - who's Ditah?

the tastiest n00b 245 4
09/15/2006 07:05 AM

Ass Pounder



Don't try to hide anything with nicknames. Just go outside and scream what you believe.

BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,126 5
09/15/2006 07:13 AM

I've been wondering for a while now and I have to ask - who's Ditah?



Don't know, but i'm thinkin' it's a straight woman... Just sayin'

Muhammed The Baptist...he converted 1,657 6
09/15/2006 07:20 AM

Un " Tapette". C'est en francais madames et monsieur.

Dogs Akimbo 158,255 11
09/15/2006 07:22 AM

Steve?

BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,126 5
09/15/2006 07:24 AM

Jesus?

Harvard Chick 16,910 6
09/15/2006 07:30 AM

No man's Coleridge dock.

the Baron 609 4
09/15/2006 07:36 AM

A purveyor of musical theater.

BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,126 5
09/15/2006 07:38 AM

The Movie Rent

Crypto- A master in the ancient art of N00b 799 4
09/15/2006 07:24 PM

Jolly Rancher



Milky Way



Wonka Bar



I just discovered that almost any candy bar name can be used in reference to queers.

Wonder Trixxie 64,451 13
09/15/2006 08:09 PM

I found some that work for Crypto too:



Snickers

Butterfingers

Baby Ruth

Chunky

Goobers

Crypto- A master in the ancient art of N00b 799 4
09/15/2006 08:11 PM

Cotton Candy



Ju Ju Fruits (or however it is spelled)



Hershey Smores

Bankey 70,561 8
09/15/2006 08:12 PM

Summer's Eve.





No wait, that might be another name for a douchebag. I'm not sure.

Wonder Trixxie 64,451 13
09/15/2006 08:21 PM

Oh there's tons for queers



Nutragous

Mr. Goodbar

Big Hunk

Sugar Daddy

Pay Day

Mr. Plenty

Jolson 16,087 7
09/15/2006 08:21 PM

Rectal Wrangler.

Bankey 70,561 8
09/15/2006 08:27 PM

Chief Poke-his-hontas

Shemp humped Curley, during his stroke 16,317 9
09/15/2006 09:08 PM

A few friends and I have a phrase we like to use to describe gays who are still in the closet.



Rainbow in the dark.



For instance:



Tom Cruise is a Rainbow in the dark.

tonyxray 0 2
07/31/2008 06:41 AM

my favorite is VAGINATARIAN/CLAM SLAPPER/or CARPET MUNCHER

TableTopJane 168,582 11
07/31/2008 06:59 AM

What the hell are people searching for to find this Shakespeare?

syncope felt the earth move. 43,802 9
07/31/2008 07:28 AM

"Gay nicknames."

GrammarNazi 924 2
07/31/2008 07:41 AM

Ass Bandits.

Phla likes XF a little too much 102,696 12
07/31/2008 07:41 AM

That was Ryan Seacrest Googling himself.

Thud 52,992 10
07/31/2008 07:50 AM

Dubya.

Marginally Ravos 33,617 9
07/31/2008 07:19 PM

butt pirate
rectum ripper
corn pusher
salad tosser
flamer
cum monger

Mung Champ 22,314 16
07/31/2008 07:34 PM

"What What"

Chance 168,047 11
07/31/2008 07:54 PM

IN THE BUTT! I SAID WHAT WHAT?

Oh Dits is gonna love us!


Hi Ditdah!

BillSalamie 65,904 8
07/31/2008 07:55 PM

Ass clown.
Bone smuggler.

Marmite...Did ya fookin' miss meh? 5,619 5
08/01/2008 02:19 AM

Batty-boy

Faggot

Rump-raider

Clam-jouster (lesbian)

pork-sword swallower

Shirt lifter

I also found Trixxie in the Viz Profanisaurus:

knob jockey n.
Someone who sits on a door handle whilst the door is in motion for sexual gratification.

dangerousbeans 1,151 4
08/01/2008 02:51 AM

Fart Supressor

manhole 7,666 8
08/01/2008 06:59 AM

<action></action>

peoriagrace 5,962 9
08/01/2008 10:45 AM

YAG, GAF, corn holer, pillow biter, turd burgler and PICKLE PUFFER.

zitrofm 0 2
01/26/2009 03:27 AM

Fanny Phantom

Anal Mouse

Fudgepacker

Butt Pirate

Hemroid Hitman

Ass Goblin

Turd Burglar 

Ass Genie 

Turd Tumbler 

Booty Bandit

Anal Assassin 

Crack Caper

That cover a lot of them

Erick Wilson 1 2
01/26/2009 07:20 AM

The aforementioned "Turd Burglar" is probably my favorite one.

Captain Cornhole is another good one.

RINGA__6969 0 1
11/30/2009 03:55 PM

box biter

ring stinger

the fun in disfunctional 796 4
11/30/2009 07:43 PM

I just call them by their names.

Blood, Sugar, Shemp, Magic 16,317 9
12/01/2009 12:23 PM

Speaking of gay names.

When I was about 9 I met this kid named Martin.

He was a Jehova Witness. I don't know why I added that. I just thought you should know.

We hung out for a few weeks then one day he says to me,"I'd like you to call me Tiger".

I say, "You want me to call you Tiger?".

He said, "Yeah".




I didnt hang out with him much after that.

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 5,922 4
12/01/2009 06:12 PM

Back in school, there was a big headed, little Mexican kid named Marco, who was also a Jehovah's Witness.

So of course we all took to calling him Marco, the someone else would say Polo.

Turns out Polo was actually his middle name. It didn't make us call him that any less, why would it?

Bad enough his parents took away his birthdays and Christmas, but naming a weird looking, pumpkin-headed Mexican kid Marco Polo is just beating a dead horse.

My point is, those Jehovah's Witnesses are Frost-ing weird and have some serious problems.

the fun in disfunctional 796 4
12/01/2009 10:08 PM

I had a Jehovah's Witness girlfriend for a year or so...she had more hang ups than my closet.



Did I just say hang ups? I'm going home now to aplique a poodle on my skirt, I've obviously returned to the sixties.

The momb 192 2
12/01/2009 11:05 PM

started out calling them "homo"
moved on to "fag"
graduated to "butt plug"
ended with "butt buddy"








Hey!! I have kids! I didn't want them speculating....

Ravos the red nosed reindeer 33,617 9
12/01/2009 11:28 PM

Speculating that their father was referring to himself the whole time?

The momb 192 2
12/02/2009 01:19 AM

You have no idea how funny that is Ravos. seeing as how he's my EX-HUSBAND!!!!

Slutwhore Fucksock 1,080 3
12/02/2009 04:09 PM

Friend of Dorothy..

Manmeat 444 2
12/02/2009 09:32 PM

Mister slave
Manmeat

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 9,785 9
12/02/2009 09:39 PM

Meet Pablo Picasso.

He's a friend of a friend, an artist, and his real name is Pablo Picazo- pronounced "pick-ah-so" like the painter.
Thinking of what AC said about Marco Polo. Trying to roll with it.

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 9,785 9
12/02/2009 09:41 PM

Look at his pictures. His artwork is in there. This kid's 20 years old, and he spanks the pants off of Millie's artwork.