Harvard Chick 16,936 8
09/14/2006 02:47 PM

The Jerk.

JDurSpankenZ 358 6
09/14/2006 02:52 PM

Butt Pirate, Taco Diver.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 174,473 52
09/14/2006 02:52 PM

Vegemite driller.

McPants drinks because he's Swedish 19,546 10
09/14/2006 02:54 PM

Wollunterhosentrger.

Sitzpisser.

Warmduscher.



What, German isn't allowed?

Crypto- A master in the ancient art of N00b 800 7
09/14/2006 02:55 PM

Knob Jockey

The Jerk 6,291 9
09/14/2006 02:56 PM

Good job, crypto. Take two of mine and mix them together. Cum dumpster. That's not a gay nickname, just what I think of you.

mrlukeplease 60 7
09/14/2006 02:57 PM

Dick smoker.



Nancy-boy.



Nathan Lane.

Daves not here 52,810 16
09/14/2006 03:14 PM

roid rangers

Just plain ole turtle 41,927 26
09/14/2006 03:15 PM

Two of my favourites are Coleridge (1)jockey, (2)knob gobbler and (3) pooh stabber.



Frost-ing retard.

JDurSpankenZ 358 6
09/14/2006 03:22 PM

Pillow biter, beaver banger.

MobyDickless 127 7
09/14/2006 03:37 PM

Gay.

and lesbian.



This thread is gay. and lesbian.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,959 36
09/14/2006 03:39 PM

I've been lead to believe a thread is inherently sexless and lacking sexuality.

The Baptist 1,672 8
09/14/2006 03:41 PM

Vagitarian.

jeeniRoach - can live for 3 days without her head. 43,355 49
09/14/2006 03:42 PM

pole smoker

The Baptist has converted to Islam 1,672 8
09/14/2006 03:49 PM

Ryan Seacrest

mrlukeplease 60 7
09/14/2006 04:41 PM

Basket burglar



Chicken-licker



Mince-meat



Bath-house Brady



Brownie Queen



Friend of Dorothy



Glory-hole Gladys



Latrine Queen



Munt (man + Carroll)



Santorum Sipper

Shep 482 6
09/14/2006 04:43 PM

Ditah.



Hey someone had too.

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
09/14/2006 05:09 PM

If no one else is going to say it...



Fudge Packer

the Baron 612 7
09/14/2006 05:09 PM

homosexual

the Baron 612 7
09/14/2006 05:10 PM

light in the loafers!

<action>has a serious suggestion this time</action>

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
09/14/2006 05:19 PM

Fish Taco.



This thread has been fagjacked.

Thug Knight - The Thread Killer 241 7
09/14/2006 06:34 PM

man hole coverer, rectum ranger.

TableTopJane, now suffering from polythelia 173,911 15
09/14/2006 06:40 PM

A few weeks ago I used the term "slit lickers" on GAB. I still like that one.

Cantremember 658 7
09/14/2006 07:06 PM

Trixxie

jeeniRoach - can live for 3 days without her head. 43,355 49
09/14/2006 07:19 PM

chum monger

Crackalacka! 68,757 11
09/14/2006 07:21 PM

Rovknuller.

Shemp humped Curley, during his stroke 22,212 16
09/14/2006 07:23 PM

Carpet Muncher.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
09/14/2006 07:48 PM

Around here, we refer to my brother as "The BVDeviant," or "The Hanes Grazer."

Midgets 93,936 47
09/14/2006 08:07 PM

We call the only gay person I know "The Florist".

I'm not sure why.

Thud 66,695 17
09/14/2006 09:22 PM

A graduate of the AssMasters School of Backseat Driving.

Filly 39,160 20
09/14/2006 10:04 PM

I've been wondering for a while now and I have to ask - who's Ditah?

the tastiest n00b 245 6
09/14/2006 10:05 PM

Ass Pounder



Don't try to hide anything with nicknames. Just go outside and scream what you believe.

BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/14/2006 10:13 PM

I've been wondering for a while now and I have to ask - who's Ditah?



Don't know, but i'm thinkin' it's a straight woman... Just sayin'

Muhammed The Baptist...he converted 1,672 8
09/14/2006 10:20 PM

Un " Tapette". C'est en francais madames et monsieur.

Dogs Akimbo 205,278 31
09/14/2006 10:22 PM

Steve?

BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/14/2006 10:24 PM

Jesus?

Harvard Chick 16,936 8
09/14/2006 10:30 PM

No man's Coleridge dock.

the Baron 612 7
09/14/2006 10:36 PM

A purveyor of musical theater.

BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/14/2006 10:38 PM

The Movie Rent

Crypto- A master in the ancient art of N00b 800 7
09/15/2006 10:24 AM

Jolly Rancher



Milky Way



Wonka Bar



I just discovered that almost any candy bar name can be used in reference to queers.

Wonder Trixxie 65,014 14
09/15/2006 11:09 AM

I found some that work for Crypto too:



Snickers

Butterfingers

Baby Ruth

Chunky

Goobers

Crypto- A master in the ancient art of N00b 800 7
09/15/2006 11:11 AM

Cotton Candy



Ju Ju Fruits (or however it is spelled)



Hershey Smores

Bankey 70,843 10
09/15/2006 11:12 AM

Summer's Eve.





No wait, that might be another name for a douchebag. I'm not sure.

Wonder Trixxie 65,014 14
09/15/2006 11:21 AM

Oh there's tons for queers



Nutragous

Mr. Goodbar

Big Hunk

Sugar Daddy

Pay Day

Mr. Plenty

Jolson 16,156 9
09/15/2006 11:21 AM

Rectal Wrangler.

Bankey 70,843 10
09/15/2006 11:27 AM

Chief Poke-his-hontas

Shemp humped Curley, during his stroke 22,212 16
09/15/2006 12:08 PM

A few friends and I have a phrase we like to use to describe gays who are still in the closet.



Rainbow in the dark.



For instance:



Tom Cruise is a Rainbow in the dark.

tonyxray 1 5
07/30/2008 09:41 PM

my favorite is VAGINATARIAN/CLAM SLAPPER/or CARPET MUNCHER

TableTopJane 173,911 15
07/30/2008 09:59 PM

What the hell are people searching for to find this Shakespeare?

syncope felt the earth move. 49,000 13
07/30/2008 10:28 PM

"Gay nicknames."

GrammarNazi 954 5
07/30/2008 10:41 PM

Ass Bandits.

Phla likes XF a little too much 130,632 34
07/30/2008 10:41 PM

That was Ryan Seacrest Googling himself.

Thud 66,695 17
07/30/2008 10:50 PM

Dubya.

Marginally Ravos 62,358 20
07/31/2008 10:19 AM

butt pirate
rectum ripper
corn pusher
salad tosser
flamer
cum monger

Mung Champ 35,886 35
07/31/2008 10:34 AM

"What What"

Chance 171,220 14
07/31/2008 10:54 AM

IN THE BUTT! I SAID WHAT WHAT?

Oh Dits is gonna love us!


Hi Ditdah!

BillSalamie 66,790 11
07/31/2008 10:55 AM

Ass clown.
Bone smuggler.

Marmite...Did ya fookin' miss meh? 12,940 12
07/31/2008 05:19 PM

Batty-boy

Faggot

Rump-raider

Clam-jouster (lesbian)

pork-sword swallower

Shirt lifter

I also found Trixxie in the Viz Profanisaurus:

knob jockey n.
Someone who sits on a door handle whilst the door is in motion for sexual gratification.

dangerousbeans 1,172 6
07/31/2008 05:51 PM

Fart Supressor

manhole 20,243 26
07/31/2008 09:59 PM

<action></action>

peoriagrace 6,153 11
08/01/2008 01:45 AM

YAG, GAF, corn holer, pillow biter, turd burgler and PICKLE PUFFER.

zitrofm 0 4
01/25/2009 05:27 PM

Fanny Phantom

Anal Mouse

Fudgepacker

Butt Pirate

Hemroid Hitman

Ass Goblin

Turd Burglar 

Ass Genie 

Turd Tumbler 

Booty Bandit

Anal Assassin 

Crack Caper

That cover a lot of them

Erick Wilson 1 4
01/25/2009 09:20 PM

The aforementioned "Turd Burglar" is probably my favorite one.

Captain Cornhole is another good one.

RINGA__6969 0 3
11/30/2009 05:55 AM

box biter

ring stinger

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
11/30/2009 09:43 AM

I just call them by their names.

Blood, Sugar, Shemp, Magic 22,212 16
12/01/2009 02:23 AM

Speaking of gay names.

When I was about 9 I met this kid named Martin.

He was a Jehova Witness. I don't know why I added that. I just thought you should know.

We hung out for a few weeks then one day he says to me,"I'd like you to call me Tiger".

I say, "You want me to call you Tiger?".

He said, "Yeah".




I didnt hang out with him much after that.

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,338 4
12/01/2009 08:12 AM

Back in school, there was a big headed, little Mexican kid named Marco, who was also a Jehovah's Witness.

So of course we all took to calling him Marco, the someone else would say Polo.

Turns out Polo was actually his middle name. It didn't make us call him that any less, why would it?

Bad enough his parents took away his birthdays and Christmas, but naming a weird looking, pumpkin-headed Mexican kid Marco Polo is just beating a dead horse.

My point is, those Jehovah's Witnesses are Frost-ing weird and have some serious problems.

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
12/01/2009 12:08 PM

I had a Jehovah's Witness girlfriend for a year or so...she had more hang ups than my closet.



Did I just say hang ups? I'm going home now to aplique a poodle on my skirt, I've obviously returned to the sixties.

The momb 212 4
12/01/2009 01:05 PM

started out calling them "homo"
moved on to "fag"
graduated to "butt plug"
ended with "butt buddy"








Hey!! I have kids! I didn't want them speculating....

Ravos the red nosed reindeer 62,358 20
12/01/2009 01:28 PM

Speculating that their father was referring to himself the whole time?

The momb 212 4
12/01/2009 03:19 PM

You have no idea how funny that is Ravos. seeing as how he's my EX-HUSBAND!!!!

Slutwhore Fucksock 1,133 3
12/02/2009 06:09 AM

Friend of Dorothy..

Manmeat 478 4
12/02/2009 11:32 AM

Mister slave
Manmeat

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 17,419 30
12/02/2009 11:39 AM

Meet Pablo Picasso.

He's a friend of a friend, an artist, and his real name is Pablo Picazo- pronounced "pick-ah-so" like the painter.
Thinking of what AC said about Marco Polo. Trying to roll with it.

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 17,419 30
12/02/2009 11:41 AM

Look at his pictures. His artwork is in there. This kid's 20 years old, and he spanks the pants off of Millie's artwork.

Declan McManus 130,657 34
05/17/2010 11:28 AM

For me: "Sir."


For him: "Coleridgesucker."

James T. Midgets 93,936 47
05/17/2010 11:33 AM

Declan!!!!

The straighter of the McManus brothers has returned. This calls for pancakes!

TopHatSnake 3,131 10
01/27/2012 11:59 PM

Im drunk az Shakespeare an my dog hit some funny conbo on the key board that brought me to this end of zug, so im bumpin this Shakespeare. hooray for jaeger and a coyote/mutt!