Sarah (Dergle Snergling No Mo') 30,601 8
09/14/2006 08:51 PM

"Elephan Tight Ass".



Yeah, I got nothing.

BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/14/2006 08:52 PM

"that's right, tie me up and blow me big boy"

Erika Le' Vaginae 76,152 9
09/14/2006 08:53 PM

You think that's exciting? You should wait and see when it's the guys turn to receive I nice "trunking."

BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/14/2006 08:55 PM

"The new Fleshtight for elephants... ELETIGHT!"

Sarah (Dergle Snergling No Mo') 30,601 8
09/14/2006 08:55 PM

"Honey, this leaf blower sure doesn't work well since we planted that elephant tree".



Yeah, I got nothing still.

Humphrey 51,764 12
09/14/2006 08:56 PM

I'm not sure you ever had anything.

Chit 178,781 15
09/14/2006 08:57 PM

You all realize that that stake and chain is merely just a suggestion for the elephant.

Sarah (Dergle Snergling No Mo') 30,601 8
09/14/2006 08:58 PM

Hey, I'm trying here.

Chit 178,781 15
09/14/2006 08:58 PM

Q: What's gray and cums in quarts ?

TableTopJane, now suffering from polythelia 173,958 15
09/14/2006 08:59 PM

You know, I'm reminded of a scene in Freddy Got Fingered.

Daves not here - he's hiding in a cave in pakistan 52,827 16
09/14/2006 09:01 PM

After 30 years as a nut dryer Melvin began to wonder if running away to join the circus was a bad decision.



Yeah, I got nuthin either.

BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/14/2006 09:03 PM

Hey it's a picture of Dave laying on the ground!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/14/2006 09:04 PM

You Frosters are going to make me regret putting this funny picture on the front page. PUT UP OR SHUT UP with the funny captions!

Daves not here - he's hiding in a cave in pakistan 52,827 16
09/14/2006 09:04 PM

So, um, what are you sayin?

Midgets 96,092 48
09/14/2006 09:12 PM

When Dumbos love doll went flat something a little heftier that a foot pump was needed.

Chit 178,781 15
09/14/2006 09:15 PM

The elephant finally relaxed when his care taker realized he was using the weed-wacker instead of the sno-blower, and traded the two.

Midgets 96,092 48
09/14/2006 09:20 PM

Animal Planet tried many different hosts poking many different animals with many different things, but there was just no replacing Steve.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/14/2006 09:20 PM

"I thought he'd blow on my ear. A little forward for a first date!"

Chit 178,781 15
09/14/2006 09:22 PM

Extreeeeme Circus Makeover

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
09/14/2006 09:31 PM

"You think I have a lousy job? Wait until you the guy who's in charge of cleaning his ass with the Kärcher!"

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
09/14/2006 09:55 PM

"Middle age was not kind to Tarzan."

the Baron 612 7
09/14/2006 10:26 PM

"His signature move is the 'Elephant Dong Tornado'."



Yeah, I also have joined the club of people who got nothing.

pleasant peasant 19 6
09/14/2006 11:24 PM

Get back there, Doug, that's why they call it an ANAL probe.

Southside Matty 192 8
09/15/2006 12:08 AM

The last guy got fired because he accidentally flipped the switch from blow to suck.

The Secret Ingredient Is Zolton 88,200 34
09/15/2006 01:36 AM

Dumbo just lay there and sweat, defeated, dreaming of the day when he would be on top.

the Baron 612 7
09/15/2006 01:38 AM

"NEVER pass out at a party."

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
09/15/2006 05:54 AM

NO BOB! I said SEW the Ms. Elle's PANTS.

To Be Chickens or not To Be Chickens 286,539 61
09/15/2006 05:54 AM

I've got less than nutin.

Bankey 70,843 10
09/15/2006 06:40 AM

Worst job in 2006?



Elephant Fluffer.

Zorb 1,592 11
09/15/2006 06:47 AM

"Tell me if this hurts, I'm not gonna stop, but tell me."

Bankey 70,843 10
09/15/2006 07:24 AM

This isn't the "Bankey's Honeymoon" capon thread.

Zero248 364 8
09/15/2006 07:32 AM

After taking revenge for sleeping with his over-zealous wife, Stan hastily removes all traces of evidence from the corpse.

syncope 49,019 14
09/15/2006 10:35 AM

"Honey, I think we're gonna have to call somebody to get it out of the driveway. This thing isn't working."

Pumpkin Noggin-getting slushy in all the rain 56,642 8
09/15/2006 11:03 AM

A little to the left, now down a bit...AH...yeah...RIIIIIIIIIGHT THERE!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/15/2006 11:29 AM

"No no no!! Suck, goddamn you--"blow" is just a figure of speech!!!"

Shemp humped Curley, during his stroke 22,222 17
09/15/2006 11:44 AM

Roseanne Barr, enjoying a day at the spa.

nicolemonique 31 6
09/15/2006 01:49 PM

build-a-bear tried for a little more realism. perhaps their effort fell a little flat...

Barbs 127 8
09/15/2006 03:14 PM

Man: Hey big buddy, its your turn next...

Ted Nugent 8 6
09/15/2006 03:15 PM

For Sale: Severely chafed elephants found abandoned on the Hilton residence.

Pumpkin Noggin-getting slushy in all the rain 56,642 8
09/15/2006 03:16 PM

Phuc being a lover of Pate Fois Gras and VERY angry at the Chicago ban takes matters into his own hands....

Introductin Unca Phuc's MEGA Fois Gras

Mercjack 119 7
09/15/2006 06:46 PM

no leaf in there buddy



....i know

Revolution 44 6
09/15/2006 06:48 PM

Jerk wants his steak rare.. I'll give him rare...

Sage of Seattle (Meandering Fecklessly) 36,465 8
09/15/2006 07:38 PM

<action>quickly crosses himself, and kneels down to pray for a quick, painless death</action>



"Trae, honey, after I'm done giving you your bath, would you like to snuggle in front of a movie? Maybe later we could even see if 'Little Dumbo' can come out to play! How about it?"

ZeroexistenZ 58 6
09/15/2006 08:30 PM

Sadly, Bob didn't understand the figurative speech he'd come across in the pornography he saw the other night...

daisypie 49,378 9
09/15/2006 08:32 PM

"A pair of elephants wait for a train"





...wonder why that one's tied up?

X-DEATH 262 9
09/16/2006 12:03 AM

"Look man when I said this was a blow job I meant.......ah nevermind."

Barbs 127 8
09/17/2006 02:57 AM

So... why dont you use lubricants, that way you want need me to cool you off everytime you jump on her

shitmint toothpaste 11 6
09/17/2006 06:45 AM

"Hey guys, looks like we won't have to drink our coffee black after all!"

MickeyNopee 32 6
09/18/2006 08:32 AM

"Here at London Zoo, we do anything and everything to keep our elephants happy"



"we entertain them, so they entertain you"

It's that damn guy again... 15 6
09/18/2006 12:30 PM

Coming Soon: Elephant, The Blow up Doll! It's beastiality without the guilt!

Bill Sahheed 17 6
09/18/2006 01:28 PM

Man's thinking -



"Well, i've done a horse before... i wonder if she's too big? As soon as she's relaxed enough i'll give it a try.."

Pisserbyer 104 6
09/18/2006 08:04 PM

Goddang, this elephant is dirty.

Viejo Loco 6 6
09/18/2006 11:18 PM

Hey Buddy, You're supposed to suck it. Blow is just an expression.

Thorny 4 6
09/19/2006 01:47 AM

"Fly Dumbo, fly! "

samburger2 32 6
09/19/2006 03:38 AM

ok now, i agreed to being changed down, but the anal probe is just a litttttlle too far~!~

samburger2 32 6
09/19/2006 03:39 AM

ok now, i agreed to being chained down, but the anal probe is just a litttttlle too far~!~

Barbs 127 8
09/19/2006 05:18 AM

Did you really have to hump that girrafe yesterday? why dont you pick on something your size...

MickeyNopee 32 6
09/19/2006 05:41 AM

The new patented penis cleaner can get rid of those embarassing stains in just 20 minutes.



I know what you're thinking.

Yes it does come in a smaller size.

Pram Bag 80,728 42
09/19/2006 05:45 AM

Anna Nicole Smith gets liposuctioned.

Zorb 1,592 11
09/19/2006 09:18 AM

Hey BOSS! The last FIST just broke off and Jumbo won't give it back!

Sidney Morning Herald Webmaster 283,018 53
09/19/2006 09:24 AM

"Why the hell is that stupid elephant photo getting so many hits???"

X-DEATH 262 9
09/19/2006 12:05 PM

Posted September 19.



"Yarrr, ye needent worry about that scurvy for long yarrrr."

Stacy420 75 7
09/19/2006 02:59 PM

"Worst... Blow job... Ever."

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/19/2006 03:07 PM

"Why the hell...



Ya see, its because the link is to the photo on the original serv... oh Frost you.

Chit 178,781 15
09/19/2006 03:23 PM

One has to be very, very, careful.



When you decide to blow an elephant, it's never just a one time deal.



Elephants NEVER forget !

zzzzRaptor 15 7
09/20/2006 05:22 PM

Now just relax. This wont hurt a bit!

LuckyLuke 695 9
09/21/2006 04:03 AM

This guy walks into a pub with an Elephant a leaf blower and a chain... The bartender goes :

"Sorry Bub, 'ts been done before"

ringworm 68,315 13
09/21/2006 04:06 AM

he's blowing an elephant. there's not a whole lot else to be said about it.

LuckyLuke 695 9
09/21/2006 04:13 AM

The less familour "tick hunter" minutes before being killed by a "massive amount of natural gass"

samiam23 2 6
09/21/2006 11:13 AM

Star Jones Honeymoon photo

Pubah in the Punch 56,805 18
09/21/2006 12:21 PM

Handcuffs: Check



Dildo: Check



Hair dryer: Check



Now how the hell to I put this ball gag on?

Brewmaster 596 7
09/21/2006 04:12 PM

Elephant hides in leaf pile for six days before being discovered by bewildered home owner.

Brewmaster 596 7
09/21/2006 04:12 PM

I think I'll name him Stampy.

Ragosports 56 8
09/21/2006 04:25 PM

"I hope my wife is taking notes"

natalius 21 6
09/22/2006 04:48 AM

How the hell will they get David Blaine out??

LitaFord 61 7
09/22/2006 04:55 AM

I do believe this is how internet affairs get started.



What happens when you suck on a Circus Peanut?

Zorb 1,592 11
09/22/2006 04:56 AM

Your new Turbo Trunk is here! After we install this baby, you'll be able to suck an egg out of an ostrich's ass!

TomServo 3,759 7
09/22/2006 10:21 AM

Babar's pre-show demands were becoming more and more outlandish

Kimgirl 5 6
09/24/2006 11:08 AM

...The ad said "EXCITING" New job opportunity......

Whoa Nelly! 33 6
09/25/2006 01:15 AM

This is not what I meant when I said i wanted a blow job.

della3 0 6
09/25/2006 10:25 PM

What did you do today?



I gave the elephant a blow job

Mercjack 119 7
09/26/2006 01:08 AM

mommy,i got expelled from school!!



for what??

well the teacher asked me "what`s your father job"



and what did you said?



the truth