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A comedy conversation by Daves not here - he's hiding in a cave in pakistan 52,827 16
09/14/2006 10:09 PM 267 views

Stop 5 orbing every Frost-ing thread. I want someone to stroke my ego I'll pay the $7.95 a minute to talk to your mom.

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Tastiest noob

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Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524444
BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/14/2006 10:11 PM

You should stop self orbing yourself also buddy

 

Funny 8 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524445
Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/14/2006 10:11 PM

Hey dave, go eat a bowl of dick.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524466
Daves not here - he's hiding in a cave in pakistan 52,827 16
09/14/2006 10:26 PM

Frost you very much.



But i was talking about this.



I noticed after he posted in a few threads right when everything went yellow.

 

Chuckleworthy 6 votes 2.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524468
BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/14/2006 10:28 PM

Ew, Internet Explorer!



























FAG.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524471
Daves not here - he's hiding in a cave in pakistan 52,827 16
09/14/2006 10:30 PM

Didn't you offer your slot for $60 in another thread?

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524476
BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/14/2006 10:35 PM

And your point is?



Dude seriously, shut the Frost up. You are an idiot and more than likely have a tuna can penis.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524481
Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/14/2006 10:38 PM

Sweet Jebus, link his profile, don't put up a ghey screenshot in IE.

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524484
Daves not here - he's hiding in a cave in pakistan 52,827 16
09/14/2006 10:39 PM

Sorry, tired, new and not very smart at the moment.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524544
Thud 68,497 19
09/14/2006 11:01 PM

At the moment?



Are you sure this is a passing phase?

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524545
BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/14/2006 11:02 PM

<action>high fives thud</action>

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524603
Humphrey 51,764 12
09/14/2006 11:47 PM

Is it Erika? It's Erika, huh? I bet it's Erika!

 

Funny 6 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524814
Wonder Trixxie 65,026 15
09/15/2006 10:21 AM

Blue Lep made a Tuna Can penis reference, that my friends is some research. If he keeps this up I am declairing his NOOB status at an end.

 

Funny 7 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524816
Bankey 70,843 10
09/15/2006 10:22 AM

which end?

 

Funny 5 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524821
the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
09/15/2006 10:25 AM

Hey dave, go eat a bowl of dick.



Didn't you read his tagline? Dave isn't here!!!



Also, there is nothing wrong with a tuna can penis.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524822
Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/15/2006 10:25 AM

Maybe the guy's just easily amused.



I like the fact that you ripped the piss out of me for talking about boobs.



Good to see which orbs are playing around on your mind.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524826
Jolson 16,163 11
09/15/2006 10:27 AM

Hey dave, go eat a bowl of dick.



You forgot the link.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524831
the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
09/15/2006 10:39 AM

Jolson.



I love you... and I've missed you.



 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524832
Wonder Trixxie 65,026 15
09/15/2006 10:39 AM

which end?



Doesn't matter, either will do.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524833
BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/15/2006 10:40 AM

<action>Runs out of thread crying</action>



Puta.

 

Chuckleworthy 5 votes 2.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524834
Daves not here 52,827 16
09/15/2006 10:41 AM

This is the part where I'm supposed to say:



"Oh, you guys are sooo funny. Fine, just ban me then. Like I really care. Frost everybody! I'm going home to kick my cat."



Frost that. I made some dumbass posts, I got blasted. I'll try to think about that next time I post. Never dish out what you can't take.



Thank you HC, because you educated me while you made me feel like a moron. Harvard really is a good school.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524838
syncope 49,019 14
09/15/2006 10:41 AM

I can't be bothered to read what this thread is about, but you all get five orbs.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524842
BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/15/2006 10:45 AM

See what you did Trae? You made that n00b Dave guy think he's the Shakespeare. Good going.





Puta.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524844
Daves not here 52,827 16
09/15/2006 10:46 AM

My mom says you pick on me because you like me.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524845
BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/15/2006 10:47 AM

Puta madre.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524846
BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/15/2006 10:49 AM

I mean... Chinga a tu madre.



My bad.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524859
Jolson 16,163 11
09/15/2006 10:56 AM

Jolson.



I love you... and I've missed you.




Thanks Trae. I love you long time too. Here's $5, go buy yourself something nice from Chinkytown.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524885
Phuc 237,919 21
09/15/2006 11:31 AM

I cannot be bought.







































OK. OK. But it fipty dolla! Me love you long time!!!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524888
BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/15/2006 11:34 AM

OK. OK. But it fipty dolla! Me love you long time!!!



Such a Ri... GREAT DEAL.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524900
Daves not here 52,827 16
09/15/2006 11:43 AM

Chinga a tu madre.



No problem, we covered that in this thread.



Cash or credit, no personal checks. Hope you don't mind thirds after Nachos and Shemp.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524919
the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
09/15/2006 11:52 AM

I just read that as "turds after Nachos and Shrimp"



must be getting close to lunch time.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524923
Jolson 16,163 11
09/15/2006 11:56 AM

<action>gagging</action>



That's not pate!

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1524937
BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/15/2006 12:05 PM

Chinga a tu madre.



No problem, we covered that in this thread.




Now, go bark at the hole puta.

 

Chuckleworthy 7 votes 2.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1525013
Sarah (Dergle Snergling No Mo') 30,601 8
09/15/2006 01:08 PM

Dude seriously, shut the cuddle up. You are an idiot and more than likely have a tuna can penis.



Is his penis dolphin safe?

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1525016
Pumpkin Noggin-getting slushy in all the rain 56,642 8
09/15/2006 01:11 PM

No Dolphine penises (or is it peni) were harmed in the making of this tinned tuna penis

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1525018
Daves not here 52,827 16
09/15/2006 01:13 PM

Is his penis dolphin safe?



Sure, I use condoms.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1525029
DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
09/15/2006 01:22 PM

If your penis is large enough to be caught in a drift net by a Japanese trawler, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1525038
Pumpkin Noggin-getting slushy in all the rain 56,642 8
09/15/2006 01:28 PM

<action> is proud that his is still out in "the wild", even with the multiple harpoon scars

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1525042
BlueLep: The Grim Lepper 13,144 10
09/15/2006 01:30 PM

<action>knows that his is almost impossible to catch out in the water because it is a whale/dolphin hybrid penis</action>



Huge, I know.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1525079
Blueberry Pan-cake 2,382 8
09/15/2006 02:52 PM

What?! Giving tons of clickies doesn't result with instant acceptance?!





___

Damn, you coulda told me that before I gave 20,000 of them.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1525080
Bankey 70,843 10
09/15/2006 03:01 PM

Slut!

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1525089
the tastiest n00b 245 6
09/15/2006 03:14 PM

Actually, I went through the hidden thread and the 1000 post thread and fived all the stuff that was funny. As well as reading every single article I can find on the site. But yeah, if you have the power to bitch about something, why not? I get a thread named after me.