Calliope 927 10
09/18/2006 05:41 PM

Touch

the Baron 612 7
09/18/2006 05:42 PM

<action>touches Chris Garrett, then quickly washes his hand</action>

La Femme KChikita - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
09/18/2006 05:44 PM

<action>touches Chris Garrett and NEVER washes her hand</action> Like that's new.

Declan McManus, as Yaskov 131,887 36
09/18/2006 05:48 PM

About Frost-ing time.





Dartmouth, eh? Does the kid get the staff kid tuition discount?

Chit 178,781 15
09/18/2006 05:52 PM

I'm tempted to call Fat Your Daughter, but I believe ya on this one.





Congratulations, Bud !

scoobynoob 2,160 6
09/18/2006 05:54 PM

I touched you. You're hiney is extra smooth.

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/18/2006 05:56 PM

So big boy, how you want me to touch you? $50 and I throw in a blowjob.

Showmaster's badass revenge 4,754 0
09/18/2006 05:57 PM

Why do you continue to try if they hated you so much the first time?

Declan McManus, as Yaskov 131,887 36
09/18/2006 05:58 PM

Die already, Scooby. Die already.







CG's "hiney," as you styled it, belongs to ME and not to you.

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
09/18/2006 06:12 PM

Can I call and make a request?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 06:13 PM

Absolutely!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 06:16 PM

Hopefully I will have some sort of "in" when it IS time for my kid to get into Dartmouth.....in 2016.



And, my job also requires me to "teach" students about broadcasting, so, if you want to get technical....you can say that I am a professor at Dartmouth.



Heh.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 06:17 PM

And BBM, what do I get for $100?





*grabs ATM card*

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 06:20 PM

OH Shakespeare!!! I ALMOST FORGOT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING!





I am now a co-worker of the one and only Susie McMuffin.

Showmaster's badass revenge 4,754 0
09/18/2006 06:24 PM

Hopefully I will have some sort of "in" when it IS time for my kid to get into Dartmouth.....in 2016.



With what I hear, you need to spend more of your time getting some sort of "in" with criminal attorneys and judges. I wouldn't worry too much about college tuition.

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/18/2006 06:35 PM

And BBM, what do I get for $100?



Anything you want, Sugar!

the Baron 612 7
09/18/2006 06:36 PM

Ask about her group discount!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 06:37 PM

Speaking of anything I want BBM, I still don't have any more pics of you in my inbox.





Just sayin'.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/18/2006 06:40 PM

Dude, can you play some Rush?

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/18/2006 06:43 PM

I belive I stated that the remaining three pictures would be sent to teh highest bidders.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 06:44 PM

WHORE!

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/18/2006 06:46 PM

And that wasn't implied by the whole "Anything for $100"?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 06:47 PM

Here...I read your profile.



Your turn.

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/18/2006 06:50 PM

Huh?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 06:51 PM

A long time ZUG stalker, afraid of Nubile teasing, finally joining for real...I like women and men, and I continuously flirt. I constantly touch my nipple ring. I have a giant scar and pet rats, and would rather be Frost-ing. I am not opposed to being sent pictures of hot girls dressed as school girls.

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/18/2006 06:55 PM

Now I get it! And thank you. Send more! I need some new material for "Personal time" anyways.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
09/18/2006 07:01 PM

Send more! I need some new material for "Personal time" anyways.



There you go. I'm not linking, because the picture is hosted on Tripod, and a link wouldn't work. Use copy and paste.



http://deannadewulf.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/deannaschoolie.jpg

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/18/2006 07:03 PM

Anyone have a bottle of acid? I need to wash my eyes.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 07:08 PM

Here ya go.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 07:44 PM

BTW, BBM is pretty much MFA now.

TableTopJane, now suffering from polythelia 173,958 15
09/18/2006 07:44 PM

I understood you right up until "MFA".

newwave 45,912 10
09/18/2006 07:47 PM

My Fat Ass?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 07:53 PM

My Favortie Animal.

Declan McManus, as Yaskov 131,887 36
09/18/2006 07:54 PM

Oh, Newwave.





I am sure your ass is anything but fat.





Shapely, perhaps, but not the least bit fat.

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/18/2006 08:00 PM

My favorite Animal is a Tiger! Rawwrrr!

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/18/2006 08:12 PM

Annnnd I just got YIM!

Declan McManus, as Yaskov 131,887 36
09/18/2006 08:20 PM

<action>golf claps</action>

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 08:31 PM

Yeah....but I don't see you on my list.









WHORE!

m squared 2,881 7
09/18/2006 08:31 PM

Big whoop to all of it. Pllltttt

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 08:34 PM

You're just upset because you're ugly.



And not funny.

m squared 2,881 7
09/18/2006 08:35 PM

Big whoop. I'm crushed.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/18/2006 08:38 PM

You're crushed?





Big Whoop.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
09/18/2006 08:42 PM

Congrats CG!



Have you had time to put the tape down to mark out your office yet?



P.S.



Don't try throwing live turkeys from the helicopter on the Thanksgiving Day ratings push. No matter how much you want to.

m squared 2,881 7
09/18/2006 08:45 PM

Oh jeez, I'm sorry Mr. Garrett. I had this confused with the insult thread. Congrats and all that.



I'm so embarrassed.

Bieze 1,382 7
09/18/2006 09:00 PM

Radio, what's new? Someone still loves you!



Here's a completely useless link. Whooptidoo.

Guzzlin me rum with a Strrrrraw! 98,000 37
09/18/2006 10:45 PM

Damn it, I tried the link when I got to the office and it wouldn't play. So I'll only get to listen at home while I'm running around, half naked, trying to get ready for work. Hmmm....this might work out after all...

scoobynoob (holds out some spinach) 2,160 6
09/18/2006 10:51 PM

Die already, Scooby. Die already.



Here Declan, you first.

Lila's Silver Hammer 78,555 13
09/19/2006 05:15 AM

CG, I'll call you on the air but you'd better not record it and play it back on Gab whilst making fun of me or I'm suing you.

Or calling the police.

Whichever comes first.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/19/2006 05:47 AM

I'm listening to CG!



Heh, you sound all for'n.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
09/19/2006 06:02 AM

Nice step-up from that Country Shakespeare you used to crank out, Chris.



P.S. As weird as this might sound, you actually sound like a radio DJ.



P.P.S. I'm not sure what that means.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/19/2006 06:06 AM

Family Guy? Awesome.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
09/19/2006 06:13 AM

By the way... isn't this a bit reduntant?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/19/2006 06:59 AM

Heh.

Guzzlin me rum with a Strrrrraw! 98,000 37
09/19/2006 07:07 AM

Okay, this is hilarious. Literally one second after I open up the link to listen to the morning show, Chris gets on the air and sayShakespeareo all the GABbers listening.



Hi back!

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/19/2006 07:08 AM

I have been listening all night but I missed it! Strraaww!

Guzzlin me rum with a Strrrrraw! 98,000 37
09/19/2006 07:22 AM

Y'hear that Dartmouth? You know your new DJ is the Shakespeare when he's got people listening in from New Zealand.

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/19/2006 07:41 AM

I'd like to load it and listen from work. But I'm afraid you'd say something that would get me fired.



You know, like "Ditdah steals drugs from you guys and sells them to me. Cheap."

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/19/2006 07:43 AM

No...I would NEVER do anything like that.





I would say "Crista."

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/19/2006 07:45 AM

Gah! it's weird to see my name on here.





I mean... Who the Frost is Crista??

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/19/2006 07:46 AM

Ok, I'm listening again now. Hint, hint.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/19/2006 07:57 AM

*squeeeeee!!!*



I love you Chris.

Bankey 70,843 10
09/19/2006 07:59 AM

I mean... Who the Frost is Crista??



I hate to be the one to break this to you, but your girlfriend is sleeping with her.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/19/2006 08:02 AM

Ok, I'm off to bed now. It's midnight. Have a great tuesday guys! (Arrrr...)

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/19/2006 08:19 AM

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but your girlfriend is sleeping with her.



Well, at least one of us is getting some.

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
09/19/2006 09:22 AM

Alright, I'm listening and I better get some cudos out over air.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/19/2006 09:27 AM

CG you so sexy... I want to have your fat baby.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/19/2006 09:28 AM

Yeah, you need to figure out a way to say hi to all of us so we can feel special.



I NEED TO FEEL SPECIAL!!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/19/2006 09:40 AM

I'll have to do it tomorrow.....I tape the 9-10 hour.







Whant want WAHHH.

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
09/19/2006 09:59 AM

Anyone else have to keep reloading the station?

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/19/2006 10:15 AM

I tape the 9-10 hour.



Because a 4 1/2 hour work day would be too damn long?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/19/2006 10:20 AM

I go to my OTHER job, remember?



The hotel??





The place where you were face down in a pillow?

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/19/2006 10:27 AM

Yeah, the job where you can spend the entire day on the phone, on the web, molesting women, and taking pictures of your ass to post for internet strangers.



I don't exactly feel sorry for you there.

Showmaster's badass revenge 4,754 0
09/19/2006 02:16 PM

<action>Hopes I am talking about the same thing</action>CG, I'll call you on the air but you'd better not record it and play it back on Gab whilst making fun of me or I'm suing you.

Or calling the police.

Whichever comes first.



Yeah, bringing up Shakespeare like that never causes problems, does it?

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
09/20/2006 04:48 AM

"Can I call and make a request?



Chris Garrett:

Absolutely!"





Needs more cowbell.

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/20/2006 06:20 AM

This remix of "I Will Survive" is awesome. You know what would be even better?



A shout out to me! Go on!

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
09/20/2006 06:27 AM

Guenner is 39?



Wow we are old.

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/20/2006 06:31 AM

American ads are loooong. Each ad, as well as the segment.

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
09/20/2006 06:37 AM

They are long but do you think Chris whores himself is cheap?

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/20/2006 06:51 AM

Woah. I hear CG's voice in my living room. How odd!



I usually just her it drfiting up in short, weak bursts from the basement.

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/20/2006 06:51 AM

HEAR it.



See? It got me all flustered.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2006 06:52 AM

Awesome. At least I know I have THREE listeners.

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/20/2006 06:52 AM

Chriiis, is there anywhere I can download your shows to listen to on the train?

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
09/20/2006 06:54 AM

Where's my Frost-ing Blue oyster Cult!?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2006 06:55 AM

No, and no.

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/20/2006 07:02 AM

I can only listen to about 30 seconds at once, then I have to reload.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2006 07:04 AM

The internet cable is probably getting wet as it crosses the Great Barrier Reef.

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/20/2006 07:05 AM

Great - I can only listen for one hour, and I get a corn maze interview.



I HEARD THAT LAST YEAR. I need more excitement.

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/20/2006 07:06 AM

I love you!

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
09/20/2006 07:07 AM

Cool he gave us a shout out.



I have been listening since 5:30 and not reloaded once.



But I don't live in New Zealand.















Or Ohio.

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/20/2006 07:07 AM

I heard name was on the radio!

And this time it wasn't in a police report.



Thanks, Chris!

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/20/2006 07:07 AM

I'm only slightly jealous you used Dit's real name.

Guzzlin me rum with a Strrrrraw! 98,000 37
09/20/2006 07:10 AM

Dammit I missed it. Musta been when I was in my closet.



*waits for it*

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/20/2006 07:11 AM

Won't your listeners wonder why the hell people named 'Jaggy' and 'Reaper' are listening?

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
09/20/2006 07:12 AM

I didn't think they made Straw brooms anymore?

Guzzlin me rum with a Strrrrraw! 98,000 37
09/20/2006 07:14 AM

Dit - yesterday when I first turned it on, he mentioned Squid boy. That was pretty funny.



Yes...I said "turned it on."

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/20/2006 07:20 AM

You just told CG his voice turned you on?



Yeah, he's gonna follow you around now. Be nice and feed him well.

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/20/2006 07:20 AM

What's your average listener numbers?



I gave up when the amount I was getting each time dropped below 10 seconds.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/20/2006 07:23 AM

Hi Straw.

Guzzlin me rum with a Strrrrraw! 98,000 37
09/20/2006 07:26 AM

Hey Neep!



I've been thinking of you every time I watch General Hospital. Tim Russ has a bit part as an oncologist. The funny thing is that he sound exactly the same as when he was playing Tuvock. I always thougth he developed that accent to sound more Vulcan-like, but it's really him. Hee!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2006 07:26 AM

Hi Straw.

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/20/2006 07:29 AM

You would think that with all those years of phone sex CG would know how to "use the equipment."

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/20/2006 07:30 AM

Straw, I just love that I'm associated with Trek like that in your mind. Sort of like everyone making lesbian jokes whenever someone mentions Dit.



That sounds sarcastic, but I really don't mind it at all. Here, I have a Stargate cartoon for you.



I know that I have no idea if you even watch Stargate, but I love Daniel's expression. Heh.

Guzzlin me rum with a Strrrrraw! 98,000 37
09/20/2006 07:34 AM

What happened to my post? I want to repeat myself, but it won't be as funny the second time. Anyway, I gotta go to work.

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/20/2006 07:37 AM

Chris, tell the corn moron that if he wants to get people to com see it, STOP RAMBLING ON ABOUT HIS WIFE AND HER FRIENDS.



He's boring. Kill him.

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
09/20/2006 07:40 AM

Yes what she said. Or go set the damn field on fire.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/20/2006 07:40 AM

Awww. What did you say? Now I'm not going to get to sleep because I will be wonering what you wer going to say.



How could you do this to me, Straw?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2006 07:48 AM

OH MY GOD.



I was screaming at the phone for him to SHUT UP.



I told him before the interview that it was going to be 8 minutes.



It turned out to be 17.

Mrs. Chance Bojangles 171,275 14
09/20/2006 07:48 AM

I hear you CG! Play them Femmes! You should add "Chance rocks" into everyone of your little monologues. Just sayin'.

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/20/2006 07:50 AM

Even though this computer I am on, can't seem to play longer than 7 seconds, you should say something about blueleprechauns.







I'm not a Smurf.

Mrs. Chance Bojangles 171,275 14
09/20/2006 07:52 AM

You dropped the ball CG. Its over between us. OVER!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2006 07:53 AM

I will CHance......keep listening.

Mrs. Chance Bojangles 171,275 14
09/20/2006 07:54 AM

I have to leave here in like 15 minutes! I like the music though! You sound really great!



Congrats on the new job!

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/20/2006 08:00 AM

"99Rock, now with Chris Garrett!"



Gah, AFI? Play something like the Red Hot Chili Peppers!

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/20/2006 08:03 AM

wFRT? Cool. Stinky, but cool.

Mrs. Chance Bojangles 171,275 14
09/20/2006 08:03 AM

I know that weather report was just for me.

Mrs. Chance Bojangles 171,275 14
09/20/2006 08:06 AM

Who is 5 orbing everyone but me? Damned sexists.

REAPER-FU 12,363 11
09/20/2006 08:08 AM

Everyone but YOU! ?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2006 08:08 AM

Requests?



If I play it..I get a 5-orb.

Mrs. Chance Bojangles 171,275 14
09/20/2006 08:09 AM

Everyone but YOU! ?



Yeah well, I tend to only care about me. Its always worked out for me.

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/20/2006 08:09 AM

A Red Hot Chili Peppers song.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
09/20/2006 08:13 AM

I'm getting a network stall / rebuffer about every 10 seconds tonight...



It's probably because I'm doing some pretty hefty uploading at the moment, but I'm gonna go ahead and blame it on the fact that you used to DJ country... it's the residual Shakespearetiness causing it all.

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/20/2006 08:15 AM

YOU Frost-ing ROCK CHRIS! That is like one of the BEST chili songs EVaR!

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/20/2006 08:17 AM

I just broke my 100 give orb count to give you that 5 orb there.



Uh... Was that a barfing noise I heard eh? Or am I going crazy?

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/20/2006 08:19 AM

I heard it too. Sounded like something from YIM.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2006 08:19 AM

You're not going crazy.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/20/2006 08:22 AM

I am.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/20/2006 08:25 AM

Have anything from a new group called "Red"?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2006 08:29 AM

title?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2006 08:30 AM

It's "Simply" Red.





Fag.

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/20/2006 08:32 AM

Another request if you need fillers... Genocide by Offsprings.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
09/20/2006 08:34 AM

I'll 5-orb the Shakespeare out of you if you play Sum 41 - Fat lip.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/20/2006 08:36 AM

Don't you have a fantasy football league to be paying attention to?

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
09/20/2006 08:36 AM

But I'll find a way to maha you if you play anything by Pram Maven.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/20/2006 08:37 AM

Sum 41 coming up.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
09/20/2006 08:37 AM

Don't you have a fantasy football league to be paying attention to?



Frost that Shakespeare! It's my first FF league and I still have no clue what I'm doing!

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/20/2006 08:38 AM

<action>waves at Frat just for the hell of it</action>

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/20/2006 08:43 AM

I still have no clue what I'm doing!



You can start by accepting the trade. Doofus.

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/20/2006 08:45 AM

If you play Fat Lip, you HAVE to play Alien Ant Farm's remake of Smooth Criminal.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
09/20/2006 08:46 AM

Also, bonus orbs if you say "This song is for David from Maryland, he's a very dedicated listener."



Since I'm listening to Sum 41 as I type, you can use any song for that.







As long as it's not from Pram Maven.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/20/2006 08:47 AM

<action>waves back at Dit</action>

Oh hey, I didn't see you there dude.

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/20/2006 08:48 AM

Or you could say, to Dev. I'm a fan...

Guzzlin me rum with a Strrrrraw! 98,000 37
09/20/2006 08:49 AM

Oh dear god, I'm glad others thought the corn maze guy was a gas bag. I was laughing as Chris kept trying to get a word in edgewise.



Neep - I was gonna link to a James T. Kirk graphic. Then I was gonna link to a pic of me and Corin Nemec, but I couldn't remember if he was on Stargate or another sci-fi show, and I thought maybe I'd already linked it before. So instead I just posted that I was going to work and sobbing about not hearing Chris any more because of the stupid firewall.



See? Not funny.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
09/20/2006 09:06 AM

Woah, really not funny.

Neep- Do not annoy the unmedicated. 35,066 15
09/20/2006 09:08 AM

Corin was Jonas. He was good enough, but he was always sort of resented because he was replacing Daniel. He was an alien.



Oh Straw, I wish I was close enough to give you a hug.

SquidBoy 19,912 12
09/21/2006 06:37 AM

Hey Chris, any way to access a stream higher than 128kbs?

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
09/21/2006 07:03 AM

I'd probably try the Mojito or the Wacky Chan. Both have got a good beat and I can rock out to it.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/26/2006 06:33 AM

Hearing someone say Chris Garrett is odd..



You know, since clearly this is all fake.

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
09/26/2006 06:40 AM

Hello Honey, it's me

What did you think when you heard me back on the radio?

What did the kids say when they knew it was their long lost daddy-o?

Remember how we listened to the radio

And I said `That's the place for me'

And how I got the job as an FM Jock the day you married me?

We were two kids and I was was into AM rock

But I just had to run around

It's been eight years since I left you babe

Let me tell you 'bout what's gone down

CHORUS

I am the morning DJ on W*O*L*D

Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be

The bright good-morning voice who's heard but never seen

Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/26/2006 06:40 AM

You said my GAB name!



Way to make my day!



Want some more curley wurleys?

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
09/26/2006 06:41 AM

The drinking I did on my last big gig made my voice go low

They said that they liked the younger sound when they let me go

So I drifted on down to Tulsa, Oklahoma to do me a late night talk show

Now I worked my way back home again, via Boise, Idhao

That's how this business goes

CHORUS

I've been making extra money playing high school sock hops

I'm a big time guest MC

You should hear me talking to the little children

And listen what they say to me

Got a spot on the top of my head, begging for a new toupee

And a tire on my gut from sitting on my

But they're never gonna go away

Sometimes I get this crazy dream

That I just drive off in my car

But you can travel on ten thousand miles and still say where you are

I've been thinking that I should quit disk jockeying

And start that record store

Maybe I could settle down if you'ld take me back once more

OK Honey, I see

I guess he's better than me

Sure, Old Girl, I understand

You don't have to worry, I'm such a happy man

W*O*L*D, W*O*L*D, W*O*L, W*O*L, W*O*L*D*D*D

I am the morning DJ on K*H*J

Playing all the hits for you Playing them night and day

The bright good morning voice who's heard but never seen

Feeling all of forty-five, going on fifteen

I am the morning DJ on W*O*L*D

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/26/2006 06:41 AM

Hey Chris, tell a dead baby joke. Or say hi to me. Or something.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/26/2006 06:43 AM

Yes Brody....I do.



Jaggy....coming up.

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
09/26/2006 06:46 AM

I heard Jaggy's shout out - missed Brody's.



The video was a hoot.

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/26/2006 06:46 AM

Love you... can you please play Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol? No... Hot Blooded by Foreigner!

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/26/2006 06:47 AM

Clearly he needs to say it again then. Just for Straw. Heh.



I'll see what I can do, CG!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/26/2006 06:48 AM

Chasing cars is coming up.

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
09/26/2006 06:48 AM

You know, that pun really was unintented.

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/26/2006 06:51 AM

Awesome... that video was awesome. She could have played along.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/26/2006 06:53 AM

I love Chasing Cars.. Oh, and How To Be Dead!



I saw Snow Patrol earlier this year, they were so cute and awesome at the same time. I thought the singer was going to burst into tears at one stage. Bless him.

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/26/2006 06:56 AM

Heh, I'm just a Grey's Anatomy addict. Shhh, I haven't seen the first two episodes of this season yet.



I'll save my Foreigner request for another day then.

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
09/26/2006 06:57 AM

<action>channels the humorless cow in NYC.</action>There are children watching!

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
09/26/2006 07:02 AM

In case anyone has no idea what I'm talking about.

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/26/2006 07:08 AM

You should play Weird Al's new song, "White and Nerdy"





Or you could just play Sublime's, "April 29th, 1992"

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/26/2006 07:12 AM

Can't you just pretend to forget the "modern rock" thing and play So Happy Together? Everyone like the Beatles.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/26/2006 07:13 AM

That would be "The Turtles."

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/26/2006 07:14 AM

I say we hear some Sublime.



Or a small shout out to me?



No?



O.K.

Undies- I married Spicey so Gabbers would like me 101,398 77
09/26/2006 07:15 AM

I'm listening now. I thought you all should know.

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
09/26/2006 07:15 AM

<action>imagines all the professors at Dartmouth jumping on their desks and groovin out to the Turtles.</action>



The campus would come to a screeching halt.

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/26/2006 07:19 AM

Ninja Turtles?

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/26/2006 07:21 AM

No! The Beatles one was a cover? Or did 'The Artist' section on my iPod lie?



I wish I was born earlier, with the cool kids.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/26/2006 07:21 AM

Ok, Lep...Sublime coming up...hang on.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/26/2006 07:22 AM

Gonna play "Date Rape."

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/26/2006 07:23 AM

Frost-ing Awesome!



And this time... no Barfing!

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/26/2006 07:26 AM

I'm actually quite upset. I've been living a lie. I don't even know who The Turtles are.



You can make me feel begter by rigging the Vegas comp, so I win.



Heh, you have a big head.

Undies- I married Spicey so Gabbers would like me 101,398 77
09/26/2006 07:28 AM

Heh. You said you had a big head.

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/26/2006 07:29 AM

I want to stab that commercial in the eye with a car.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/26/2006 07:40 AM

Frost-ing song about date rape...



Awesome.



I have hit my broadcasting pinnacle.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/26/2006 07:44 AM

American commercials are fun.

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,728 42
09/26/2006 07:45 AM

Date Rape?



Fred Durst did a song about Woodstock '99?

Undies- I married Spicey so Gabbers would like me 101,398 77
09/26/2006 07:52 AM

I've been trying to find a song to request. How about Outkast, the song Where are my Panties?



I've actually never heard it before, but I like the lyrics.

Jaggy 11,895 13
09/26/2006 07:59 AM

WTF was the vomiting sound?

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/26/2006 08:00 AM

FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS!



I WIN!

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/26/2006 08:07 AM

Brody... You are awesome.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/26/2006 08:07 AM

YOU DO!!! WHOOO HOO!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

dropkick brody 43,090 12
09/26/2006 08:11 AM

I beat that loser on the phone by at least 13 seconds. Those tickets are mine!

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
09/26/2006 08:33 AM

The Vegas trip? I'd love to see management scratching their heads when they get the bill for those airline tix. Departure from where?

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/26/2006 08:35 AM

Request:



Buck Cherry - Crazy Bitch

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/26/2006 08:43 AM

By the way, about the date rape song...



This is on the stations main website:



very Tuesday from 8-10 our sister station, WDCR AM1340 presents Eyes & Ears: Seeing Violence, Hearing Silence. Presented in association with the Center for Women and Gender at Dartmouth College, the show concentrates on issues of sexual assault and awareness on college campuses. High school students about to attend college, and college students in the area - men and women - can learn more about the issues from listening.



So really you're just providing a community service. Nice one!