Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
09/23/2006 12:35 PM

And you're an idiot.



Thanks for playing. Have a great day.

MattFu 282 7
09/23/2006 12:36 PM

It's Elliot

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/23/2006 07:03 PM

Harvard Chick is black because



I have no idea if Harvard Chick is black.



I have no idea if she is in a wheel chair of not.



I have no idea if she is a woman.



I have no idea if she's ever attended, worked for, partied at, or been arrested on the campus of Harvard University or if she's ever been within 500 miles of Boston, Massachusetts.



I have no idea if she prefers produce to livestock.





What do you have no idea about her?

Weekend Pram, almost decafeinated 80,728 42
09/24/2006 11:37 AM

I have no idea that she's almost 50.

SAVIORA, Defender of Public Breastfeeding 4,599 8
09/24/2006 01:15 PM

I had no idea that Harvard started accepting Black people.

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/24/2006 01:17 PM

Somebody has to sweep up.

Chit 178,781 15
09/24/2006 01:23 PM

I have no idea who put that knife in old Dave there.

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
09/24/2006 01:24 PM

Do rich people wipe their own asses?

Bieze 1,382 7
09/24/2006 01:48 PM

I'm white with a red neck. As I was polishing my two-barrel, I stumbled upon this thread.





Let's go hunting.

Declan McManus, as Yaskov 131,887 36
09/24/2006 02:11 PM

I'm white with a red neck





Stay away from purple shirts, then, mkay?

Bieze 1,382 7
09/24/2006 02:53 PM

And you stay away from young children. Mmmmmk?

jeeniRoach - not herself recently. 47,787 51
09/24/2006 03:47 PM

<action>goes over her list of what she has no idea about Harvard Chick...</action>I have no idea if Harvard Chick is going to respond to any of this crap from this thread.



I have no idea if Harvard Chick has ever sawed a television in half.



I have no idea if Harvard Chick has ever played poker with a toothless one-eyed pirate who kept picking his teeth with a bowie knife to distract her while his parrot looked over her shoulder and told him what cards she had by using an elaborate code involving vomiting, chirping and sea shanties.



I do know that most of the time, Harvard Chick makes me laugh.

Weekend Pram, almost decaffeinated 80,728 42
09/24/2006 05:36 PM

I have no idea if Harvard Chick is a man, woman, robot, or all three.

Lila's Silver Hammer 78,555 13
09/24/2006 05:56 PM

I am completely positive that I did NOT come out of the closet on HC's Myspace page by proclaiming her my lesbian lover.

Chit 178,781 15
09/24/2006 06:03 PM

That would make her a "Tar Guam Baby"

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
09/24/2006 06:10 PM

I have no idea if 2 is enough gimps for Gab or not.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
09/24/2006 07:13 PM

And you stay away from young children. Mmmmmk?



Listen up, n00bCarroll:



If you're so ignorant that you equate homosexuality with pedophilia, then you should just kill yourself now. But if you're just being mean, let me know and I'll do it for you.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/24/2006 07:29 PM

Someone's a little hypersensitive today.

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/24/2006 07:35 PM

Someone's a little hypersensitive today.



At least it's not like TTJ everyday...

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/24/2006 08:45 PM

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/24/2006 08:51 PM

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.



Prove it?

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/24/2006 09:18 PM

Nigga, please.

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/24/2006 09:21 PM

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.



Prove it?



Well, if you stroke it really fast for a bit, there will be a thick juice...

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
09/24/2006 09:21 PM

Someone's a little hypersensitive today.



At least it's not like TTJ everyday...



I AM ONT HYPERSENSITIVE!!!!

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
09/24/2006 09:22 PM

Sorry, my fingers are too chubby for me to type correctly.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/24/2006 09:22 PM

Well, if you stroke it really fast for a bit, there will be a thick juice...



You seem to know an awful lot about stroking Coleridge...

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/24/2006 09:25 PM

You seem to know an awful lot about stroking Coleridge...



Well, lets see, I am a guy with a penis, that does masterbate from time to time. But not like you donk, in which TTJ gives it to you from behind with that oh so lovely strap-on.



I'm just sayin'

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/24/2006 09:26 PM

Are you sure it's your own Coleridge your stroking?

Thud 68,497 19
09/24/2006 09:26 PM

You seem to know an awful lot about stroking Coleridge...



What guy doesn't?

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/24/2006 09:28 PM

So you're into stroking other guys' Coleridges too?

Thud 68,497 19
09/24/2006 09:32 PM

If you're talking about roosters, sure, why not?



If you mean something else, then probably not.

















Unless you mean Coleridge as in schlong, then I'll leave that up the BlueLep.

slavage 283,018 53
09/24/2006 09:33 PM

Because BlueLep is teh GAY!!!1

Thud 68,497 19
09/24/2006 09:34 PM

Damn, my last post was Frosted up. Gotta lower the dosage...

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/24/2006 09:38 PM

You should go back to screwin' you're cats Frat.



I don't think I am anywhere near gay.



I mean come on, I drive a Volvo with a turbo!

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/24/2006 09:39 PM

<action>Points at Trixxie and Captain' Skippy in the corner</action>LOOK! FAGS!

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/24/2006 09:39 PM

Guess this leaves mo' ribs and cawnbread for me!

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/24/2006 09:41 PM

I mean come on, I drive a Volvo with a turbo!



You're not helping your case.

BlueLep: Needs A New Tagline. 13,144 10
09/24/2006 09:43 PM

Does it help that I also have a Honda Civic B20 Vtech?



No? Damn.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/24/2006 09:45 PM

It would help if you'd stop sucking Coleridge.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/24/2006 09:47 PM

<action>watches joke sail right over thread</action>I figured that might happen. Good joke about the cats, though. Completely original and fresh and quite unexpected.

BlueLep: Drives A Fast Volvo. 13,144 10
09/24/2006 09:48 PM

It would help if you'd stop sucking Coleridge.



It would help if you would stop coming into my freaking room everynight while i'm sleeping

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/24/2006 09:52 PM

Stop inviting me over then.

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
09/24/2006 09:53 PM

It would help if you'd stop sucking Coleridge.



It would help if you would stop coming into my freaking room everynight while i'm sleeping



So, basically, you're saying that



a) Donk comes into your room every night

and

b) you suck his Coleridge when he does?

BlueLep: Drives A Fast Volvo. 13,144 10
09/24/2006 10:05 PM

I knew I should have finished my sentence.



Jane, maybe if you would give him enough pleasure, he wouldn't be breaking into my house to molest me.

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/24/2006 10:06 PM

Maybe you should ask for your key back.

daisypie 49,378 9
09/24/2006 10:13 PM

"Harvard Chick Is Black"





Yeah, black like a fox!



...an albino fox.



...wearing a white sheet.



...in a snowstorm.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/24/2006 10:24 PM

It really kills me that some people in here still think I'm black. AND smart.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/24/2006 10:29 PM

I'm as white as they come, but lordy do I love me some greens.



I think that eating Poe full of collard greens might just possibly cause my head to 'splode.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/24/2006 10:30 PM

Shakespeare, did I say that out loud?

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/24/2006 10:31 PM

No, you said it with your mouth full.

BlueLep: Drives A Fast Volvo. 13,144 10
09/24/2006 10:32 PM

It really kills me that some people in here still think I'm black. AND smart.



Heh, Fixed it.

daisypie 49,378 9
09/24/2006 10:33 PM

It really kills me that some people in here still think I'm black. AND smart.



It really kills me that anyone here thinks your either...

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/24/2006 10:36 PM

<action>cracked up laughing at Daisycake's post.</action> Clickies for you!

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/24/2006 10:49 PM

I had no idea that Harvard started accepting Black people.



The blacker the college, the sweeter the knowledge.

Bieze 1,382 7
09/25/2006 02:48 PM

Listen up, n00bCarroll:



If you're so ignorant that you equate homosexuality with pedophilia, then you should just kill yourself now. But if you're just being mean, let me know and I'll do it for you.



If you're so ignorant, you old fart, that you still think your at an age to say things like n00b and Carroll, you better wake up and smell your own old man smell. Pathetic little bitch, you're what, 60? Old enough to be father to half of GAB probably. Ironically: grow the Frost up. I'd tell you to kill yourself (because, apperently, that's what old men like you like to say, convinced they don't sound like a senile personification of the word midlife crisis) but I've got a sneaking suspicion Mother Nature will get to that before you can.







And if that doesn't work, you can always go to the old folks home and Frost a camel.



Lovely weather though.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
09/25/2006 02:58 PM

Ya know, gay isn't contagious to young children, but Emerson and bigot are. Maybe it's you who should stay away from kids.



Send me your paypal and I'll make a vasectomy donation.

Bieze 1,382 7
09/25/2006 03:00 PM

Maybe. Or maybe I'll Shakespeare Carroll Frost Poe Emerson.



Meh.

Pumpkin Noggin-decorating in earnest (and Valpo) 56,642 8
09/25/2006 03:04 PM

Maybe. Or maybe I'll Shakespeare Carroll Frost Poe Emerson.



I can't decide: Is this evidence of self swearboting, or a "cut paste 'cause I can't spell swear words" job?



A rimjob you say? Really. Huh. Well, to each their own.

.HC. 16,937 8
07/19/2007 04:15 AM

I'm in Chicago for a girl's weekend and needed a laugh before bed so I popped in here and was reading this old thread. True to form, you guys crack me up. And I thank you.

It's late and I drank way too much, so it's time for bed now. So I'm going to strip off my granny panties thong and slip on the floor cuz I can't see Shakespeare when I'm drunk into bed. Goodnight you wonderful peeples!1!!!!11!!

Original freckle-faced-gangsta 171,275 14
07/19/2007 12:37 PM

Morning HC!

Jolson whips it good! 16,163 11
07/19/2007 01:17 PM

<action>quickly slips out of HC's bed, gets dressed, grabs the granny panties as a souvenier, and heads to work.</action>