Chances are you're not me. 171,275 14
09/24/2006 09:42 AM

Of course!

Undies- I married Spicey so Gabbers would like me 101,398 77
09/24/2006 09:57 AM

Honey, anything aimed at you probably isn't going to miss.

Undies- I married Spicey so Gabbers would like me 101,398 77
09/24/2006 09:57 AM

But yes, I'm glad you're back.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/24/2006 09:59 AM

There was already a whole lot of fat in this thread, so I thought I would join.

McPants with the daylight in his eyes 19,555 11
09/24/2006 10:02 AM

<action>brings the weight average back down.</action>Welcome back Jade!

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
09/24/2006 10:07 AM

I'm glad to be back!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/24/2006 10:07 AM

Back, sides, and a whole lot of front.

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
09/24/2006 10:07 AM

<action>squeezes his way in to have a look around then leaves.</action>

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
09/24/2006 10:10 AM

<action>is less fat than she used to be</action>

Excuse me, I've lost 20 pounds over the summer.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/24/2006 10:11 AM

Turn around, I think you'll find it, fatass.

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
09/24/2006 10:13 AM

Hope you had a good summer vacation!

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
09/24/2006 10:13 AM

Nice to see you've not changed at all, BIG.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/24/2006 10:15 AM

Glad you're back, Jade. Oh, and thanks for eating Jilly, it was the best thing for the site.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
09/24/2006 10:17 AM

I wouldn't eat Jilly if you paid me. Do you honestly think I'd go down on that retarded disease-covered waste of skin?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/24/2006 10:19 AM

I never thought you ever said no to a meal.

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
09/24/2006 10:21 AM

If it's something I don't like, I won't eat it.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/24/2006 10:21 AM

You're such a bad lesbian, Ditdah.

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
09/24/2006 10:31 AM

I imagined BIG saying that while wearing a polyester suit from the early 80s like what a principal might wear, holding a paddleboard, while Ditdah sits in an orange plastic molded chair wearing a big sweater and leg warmers and sulkily twining one of her curls around her finger.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/24/2006 10:33 AM

Straw, you really need to get laid.

Bendy Straw 98,000 37
09/24/2006 10:34 AM

I needed to get laid back in the 80s.

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
09/24/2006 11:51 AM

Wanna get together in Hoboken in 1983?

DemoMonkey, leader of the MondeGreen Party. 166,252 10
09/24/2006 12:20 PM

HOBOKEN!?!

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/24/2006 12:21 PM

Who is this Jade person?

MattFu 282 7
09/24/2006 12:47 PM

"Nobody does it like Jade."



IMPORTANT: If you're wondering why I'm not around much anymore, it's because I'm on summer vacation and I don't have internet access. If you want to get in touch with me, email me. Use the MSN one.



Apparently, when drunk, I am bisexual and enjoy licking my friends's faces. I also tend to draw on my own feet.



I show my boobs for clickies.



Yes, I like Fall Out Boy. And I'm not ashamed to admit it!



I am a strange individual.



That is Jade.

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
09/24/2006 01:00 PM

Hi Jade! I'm glad you're back. And just ignore BIG. He's just upset that it's okay for you to have boobs, and he has to make excuses for being fat enough to need a sports bra.

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
09/24/2006 01:11 PM

Excuse me, I've lost 20 pounds over the summer.



Can you squeeze into your high school moo moos yet?

Bieze 1,382 7
09/24/2006 01:51 PM

Two (apparently) fat people fighting and the mention of summer vacation. I'm just missing the beer.



And possibly some pies.

The Jerk 6,311 9
09/24/2006 04:09 PM

"I'm back from summer vacation!"



That explains the tremor I felt.

Millie 116,988 28
09/24/2006 07:59 PM

Hi Jade!



All you mean people, STFU.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/24/2006 08:12 PM

Jade, I missed you... missed you more than a black inmate misses freedom bangin' white GAP's.



Welcome back, Sugar.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/24/2006 08:20 PM

Excuse me, I've lost 20 pounds over the summer.







Whadya do? Wipe your ass, finally?

SAVIORA, Defender of Public Breastfeeding 4,599 8
09/24/2006 08:20 PM

I LOVE YOU MORE THAN FREEDOM!

Phuc 237,919 21
09/25/2006 10:05 AM

Jade: Puttin' the "Back" in "Back to School."



Welcome back. Your dreams were your ticket out.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
09/25/2006 12:36 PM

Silly Phuc, its Jade: Putting the hog in Hogwarts.

Coprophagic Snork. 45,655 12
09/25/2006 12:41 PM

You guys! That's so mean!



I love you.

Pumpkin Noggin-decorating in earnest (and Valpo) 56,642 8
09/25/2006 01:42 PM

Excuse me, I've lost 20 pounds over the summer.



Just keep looking, I'm sure you'll find it again in no time.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/25/2006 01:47 PM

HOBOKEN!?!





OOOOOO, I'M DYYYYIN'!!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/25/2006 01:50 PM

Apparently someone got that.