Phuc 237,919 21
09/25/2006 01:53 PM

Feh. That's been my conspiracy-du-jour for over ten years now.

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/25/2006 01:57 PM

Oh goody, health advice from a quack doctor who also advises that medications and vacinations are bad.



I'll run right out and detox myself.

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/25/2006 02:01 PM

or maybe not

Phuc 237,919 21
09/25/2006 02:04 PM

If you inject any substance into a bound bunny wabbit at high enough concentrations, it'll cause seizures and tumors.



What's stupid about aspartane is that the people who drink it can't just stop drinking soda. They'd rather pretend that they actually enjoy the flavor of carbonated earwax than switch over to something that's naturally lower in calories, like water.



It's all Clinton's fault.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/25/2006 02:06 PM

There's a lot of truth to the aspartame claims though. That Shakespeare really can rot your brain. That, combined with the accutane I took in high school for acne, screwed me up pretty bad. I've always had headaches but since the combination of those two thing I have suffered from migraines and I have a small brain tumor as well. Yay me.



Aspartame is bad, kids. Very, very bad.

Brewmaster 596 7
09/25/2006 02:06 PM

It may cause alzheimers but at least it wont make you fat.

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/25/2006 02:07 PM

My beer is completely aspartame free.

Sidewalk Prophet 998 9
09/25/2006 02:17 PM

There's a lot of truth to the aspartame claims though. That Shakespeare really can rot your brain. That, combined with the accutane I took in high school for acne, screwed me up pretty bad. I've always had headaches but since the combination of those two thing I have suffered from migraines and I have a small brain tumor as well. Yay me.



Aspartame is bad, kids. Very, very bad.



Yeah, I'm sure that had nothing to do with the Accutane. That stuff is bad news, and a lot of teens on it committed suicide (as well as a variety of other side effects). But at least they had clear skin for the open casket visitation.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
09/25/2006 02:19 PM

They committed suicide because they were whiny little emo bitches, and the acne was brought on by their unwashed long hair always hanging in their face. Leave the Frost-ing Accutane out of this.

Sidewalk Prophet 998 9
09/25/2006 02:22 PM

<action>mixes Beater a nice Accutane and diet cola cocktail.</action>



Don't worry, this is completely safe if you aren't a whiny little emo bitch... apparently.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
09/25/2006 02:23 PM

Sweet, now set me on FIRE!

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,728 42
09/25/2006 02:24 PM

and I have a small brain tumor as well



Feh. I've seen bigger.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/25/2006 02:25 PM

To this day if I have anything with aspartame in it I'll have a full blown migraine within 15 minutes.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
09/25/2006 02:26 PM

Pram, that's exatly what I was talking about. Is that a self portrait, or is that one of your friends who killed themselves because of their hideous acne?

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/25/2006 02:31 PM

Beater, what the hell are you babbling about?

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
09/25/2006 02:32 PM

Yea, you tell him Frat, someone get that mother-Froster an intelligence interpretter.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/25/2006 02:33 PM

I have a small brain tumor as well. Yay me.





Frat, c'mon in, sit down, and tell us what's on your mind.





Oh. You did.

Tweak 18,881 12
09/25/2006 02:33 PM

A friend of mine has been depressed for the last six years or so because of accutane. I took it for 2 or 3 years and I'm fine.



Hell, I was depressed before I took it, now I'm not. Go figure.

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,728 42
09/25/2006 02:35 PM

Pram, that's exatly what I was talking about. Is that a self portrait, or is that one of your friends who killed themselves because of their hideous acne?



NO

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
09/25/2006 02:36 PM

So you admit it!

Chit 178,781 15
09/25/2006 02:37 PM

To this day if I have anything with aspartame in it I'll have a full blown migraine within 15 minutes.







Do chickens have aspartame in them ?



Might explain the nightmares.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/25/2006 02:38 PM

heh

Phuc 237,919 21
09/25/2006 02:43 PM

Bottoms up!

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
09/25/2006 02:52 PM

Someone go get James.

Bieze 1,382 7
09/25/2006 02:54 PM

I'll have three Big Mac menus, two chicken Mc Bacons a large portion of fries with lots of salt, a cup of baking fat and diet coke. I wouldn't want to get fat.

Pumpkin Noggin-decorating in earnest (and Valpo) 56,642 8
09/25/2006 02:57 PM

Pram, that's exatly what I was talking about. Is that a self portrait, or is that one of your friends who killed themselves because of their hideous acne?





Pram has "Friends"?

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
09/25/2006 03:00 PM

I'm sorry, my mistake.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
09/25/2006 03:00 PM

Pram has "Friends"?



Seasons 1-8 on DVD, because he's gay like that.

Millie 116,988 28
09/25/2006 03:07 PM

I drink a lot of Diet Coke. I'm addicted to it. It's more difficult to quit than any kind of drug or cigarettes.



I drink water, too, but I can't kick my Diet Coke habit.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
09/25/2006 03:08 PM

Millie's a (diet)Coke fiend!

Millie 116,988 28
09/25/2006 03:13 PM

Pfft. I did the other coke a lot, too in my younger days. Had no problem putting it down.



This Diet Coke is a bitch to quit.

Pumpkin Noggin-decorating in earnest (and Valpo) 56,642 8
09/25/2006 03:14 PM

All the high and half the calories

Bieze 1,382 7
09/25/2006 03:21 PM

This Diet Coke is a bitch to quit.



My fiance has got the exact same problem.

I swear to god if she drinks anymore of it she'll just dissappear into thin air.

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,728 42
09/25/2006 03:33 PM

<action> in the voice of Joey </action>



Kill myself.

dinesh 24,862 16
09/25/2006 03:36 PM

you have a fiancee and you just started college?



i don't care how hot she is, you are a doofus.



only boob shots might change my mind.

Bieze 1,382 7
09/25/2006 05:30 PM

Yes I have one. Just because I got me a lifetime supply of great punani doesn't make a doofus and I'm sorry dinesh, the only titties you'll get to see are these.