Tweak 18,881 12
09/25/2006 02:53 PM

One time, I stayed up GABbing until 5am. I'd tell ya about it, but it's 5am and it can wait until tomorrow.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
09/25/2006 02:54 PM

This one time in college....

Frost it. I got nothing.

Pumpkin Noggin-decorating in earnest (and Valpo) 56,642 8
09/25/2006 02:59 PM

<action> misreads "Enlighten me!" as "LIGHT ME!", grabs the matches and gasoline</action>



What? He said I could.

Coprophagic Snork. 45,655 12
09/25/2006 03:01 PM

I learned that "a lot" are two separate words.



It, like, BLEW MY MIND, man.

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
09/25/2006 03:02 PM

The noob is only 17, ban'em!!!

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/25/2006 03:02 PM

Umm...let's see....here's one.



My roomate brought a girl back to our dorm and Frosted her. She was so drunk that after they got done, she took a Shakespeare in his bed.



Or.



The time I got propositioned by a gay millionaire who wanted to have a jerk-off contest with me, $100 to see who came first....I bailed, instead I went outside and puked all over the ground, only to have this woman's dog come over and eat it.



Or...



The time my roomate and I took a Shakespeareload of valium and stripped down naked in front of 100 or so people and jumped in the pool in 45 degree weather.



Or...



Me once being thin in college



Or...



The time my roomates and I went to a bar in Myrtle Beach called "Offshore Drilling Co." and not realizing it was a GAY bar until we were inside.



Need more?

Bieze 1,382 7
09/25/2006 03:05 PM

The noob is only 17, ban'em!!!



18 actually. So you have Shakespeare on me. Besides my porn tapes, but that's a different story.

Coprophagic Snork. 45,655 12
09/25/2006 03:05 PM

My God, that photo couldn't be more eighties if... if... something eighties related happened to it.



Geezer.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
09/25/2006 03:05 PM

The noob is only 17, ban'em!!!





How do you figure? I started college when I was eighteen.





A friend of mine started when they were twenty.





My mother just started college and she's turning 50 next week.





Yeah, my mum is in school right now and I am not. It's very strange.

Pumpkin Noggin-decorating in earnest (and Valpo) 56,642 8
09/25/2006 03:06 PM

You weren't thin....those girls were REALLY FAT, it's the "Acid Wash" jeans that make them look thin.

Those did that you know...Really..





Well, that's what they told me when I bought them.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/25/2006 03:06 PM

CHRIS WENT TO COLLEGE WITH WONDER WOMAN!!!





Did you get to touch the lasso?????

Aimless 54,807 10
09/25/2006 03:10 PM

Please tell me you married the woman in the white. That chic was stylin.

Pumpkin Noggin-decorating in earnest (and Valpo) 56,642 8
09/25/2006 03:10 PM

Then: Shell Necklace, "man capris", Feathered hair.



Now this?



How is this possible?

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/25/2006 03:11 PM

Me once being thin in college



That's not a Shakespearety college picture. THIS is a Shakespearety college picture.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/25/2006 03:12 PM

I wonder why I didn't get any dates in college?

Millie 116,988 28
09/25/2006 03:12 PM

I had to click CG just for that picture. I remember those days. I used to have some jeans like that, SIZE 2!

Pumpkin Noggin-decorating in earnest (and Valpo) 56,642 8
09/25/2006 03:12 PM

AHHHH! It's Tom Cruise the early years!

dinesh 24,862 16
09/25/2006 03:15 PM

nice capris, fagmo.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/25/2006 03:15 PM

Okay, CG in college = I would have gone out for bone jumping as a sport.



Frat = not so much.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/25/2006 03:16 PM

Dude, GAB is moving up in the world. CG dated wonderwoman and Frat is actually Jeff Foxworthy.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/25/2006 03:18 PM

I can't quit looking at CG's picture. I just keep going back and forth between the belt and the boots.



beltbootsbeltbootsbeltboots

Pumpkin Noggin-decorating in earnest (and Valpo) 56,642 8
09/25/2006 03:20 PM

Now I can't decide who's picture best fits in the "You Might be Redneck if..." category.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/25/2006 03:23 PM

There is an awful lot of pctures of mullett headed men in that room, Frat and as far as I can tell not one picture of a half naked woman.



When exactly did you realize you were gay and loved cats?

MattFu 282 7
09/25/2006 03:29 PM

I jacked off once in college, maybe twice ,or more.

Mofobock Premium Lager 10,950 10
09/25/2006 03:29 PM

<action>looks over the top of his bong</action>



Oh man, let me tell you about college!





You see, it' like the wi...



....



Wait, what were we talking about?

Coprophagic Snork. 45,655 12
09/25/2006 03:56 PM

All the good college stories end with expulsion.

Chit 178,781 15
09/25/2006 04:16 PM

My mother just started college and she's turning 50 next week.





SCB, ask your mom if she wants to hit up a kegger party in California ?



I'd love to say I was dating a college chick again.

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
09/25/2006 08:47 PM

The time I got drunk and....

...repelled down the tallest dorm on campus.

...stole a 28' blue spruce from the front lawn of the local private girls school for my frat house's Christmas tree

...begged the lesbian next door to let me watch

...wore a pumpkin on my head on Halloween and puked inside it





shall I go on? Dean Wormer still has files on me.

Millie 116,988 28
09/25/2006 08:48 PM

Yeah. I worked my way through school. Usually at least 40 hours a week of work and full-time credit hours.



I don't have any funny stories.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
09/25/2006 08:50 PM

Some of my favourite university memories revolve around this picture which I later photoshopped to make even better.



That is the photoshopped version, and I've posted it before, but whatever.

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
09/25/2006 08:59 PM

Frat, I'd make fun of your for your posters but I really have no right seeing that we have the same Stryper one hanging over our bed.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/25/2006 09:00 PM

Jane, you ignorant slut. The poster hanging over our bed is Whitesnake.

Chit 178,781 15
09/25/2006 09:00 PM

Nice work Grasshopper !

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
09/25/2006 09:02 PM

Guess we know who spends the most time on their back looking up at the posters in the donkey household.

Chit 178,781 15
09/25/2006 09:03 PM

You see the trouble you caused the last time you hung your Whitesnake over the bed, don't you Donk ?

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/25/2006 09:08 PM

Is that Corey Haim next to and above you?





Fag.

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
09/25/2006 09:11 PM

There should be more bikini pictures on gab. The stone cold kind, not teh daisy and trixxie kind.

Millie 116,988 28
09/25/2006 09:12 PM

Shoot. I was going to link to that picture again.

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
09/25/2006 09:16 PM

I saw you coming.

Millie 116,988 28
09/25/2006 09:17 PM

I was only acting for the cameras and that was the only movie I made because I needed the money!

Millie 116,988 28
09/25/2006 09:18 PM

Oh.



Never mind.

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
09/25/2006 09:21 PM

This one time at Wal-Mart;



I lured two college co-eds into a dressing room with macaroni-n-cheese, and ravished them within an inch of their lives.



I love hungry college girls.

zugpug 113 6
09/25/2006 09:27 PM

I danced on the window sill for all the football players while my roommate took pictures.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
09/25/2006 09:29 PM

I danced on the window sill for all the football players while my roommate took pictures.



I just danced on the window sill.



People probably took pictures, but I didn't care.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/25/2006 10:37 PM

CG, were you in Kids Incorporated?

Jihad Joe- The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
09/26/2006 01:23 AM

Well, about a month ago, I started going to college.



Isn't that INSANE?

LitaFord 61 7
09/26/2006 01:56 AM

Slick Poster Boy, I think my parents gave you 5 bucks to drive me back to college after Easter break.

Succubus 3,359 10
09/26/2006 03:19 AM

You will be bored in summertime, no matter whether you stay where you go to college or if you go back to your hometown. You will be doubly bored if those two places are the same.





I recommend sex as a pasttime, although almost getting arrested for trespassing trying to use another apartment complex's hot tub at 2 AM was kind of fun.