Bieze 1,382 7
09/26/2006 06:02 PM

Ties.

Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
09/26/2006 06:11 PM

I need more information for this contest.



EXACT size, weight, bra size, shoe size, and age.





Also a complete full frontal nude shot.

Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
09/26/2006 06:12 PM

E-mail in profile.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
09/26/2006 06:15 PM

Shut up or I'll poop on your face when you pass out, kid.



Oh, and FYI - these pills are Frost-ing the size of quarters.

Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
09/26/2006 06:18 PM

Oh, and FYI - these pills are Frost-ing the size of quarters.



So, business as usual right? Cause you swallow..ahh Frost it.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/26/2006 06:21 PM

Ties.



Am I missing something? Is this supposed to be funny?

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
09/26/2006 06:23 PM

Oh, and FYI - these pills are Frost-ing the size of quarters



If rumors are true you shouldn't have any trouble swallowing something that size...

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
09/26/2006 06:30 PM

I don't think 15 minutes are supposed to go by this fast.



My stomach is a pharmacy.

Happy PhartSack 13,792 15
09/26/2006 06:30 PM

Damn you slinky! Beat me to the punch....

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
09/26/2006 06:35 PM

No guesses yet huh?



I was just kidding about the prize, it won't be poop. My tumbly is a rumbling. I think it's telling me it hates me.

La Femme KChikita - Not Chi Chi Felipe 128,316 98
09/26/2006 06:41 PM

Start Time: 7:48 pm EST

End Time: 10:13 pm EST



If you're lucky.

Crackalonius 68,758 11
09/26/2006 06:53 PM

Start time: Just when you are about to fall asleep.



End time: 15 minutes after you get to the doctor's office.

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/26/2006 06:55 PM

Right...











NOW.

KChikita - Newly Motherless & Still Not Chi Chi 128,316 98
09/26/2006 06:56 PM

No witty banter for almost a half hour. She's probably in the Shakespeareter right now.

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/26/2006 07:45 PM

I say it already hit her around 7:15.

Ditdah 123,110 14
09/26/2006 07:49 PM

Ugh. My best friend had to do that. He was drinking the GoLytley that was pineapple flavored. The whole bathroom smelled like pineapple piss for a week.



<seriously>

Trae, the procedure sucks ass (literally), but it's much better than the alternative. I'll be thinking of you, and I promise you'll be ok. And you get really good drugs while you're having it. Good luck sweetie.

</serious>



Will you post pictures of your insides for us?

Shep 482 6
09/26/2006 07:51 PM

You know those pills were suppositories right?

KChikita - Newly Motherless & Still Not Chi Chi 128,316 98
09/26/2006 07:52 PM

Mmmm! Suppositories!

Big Boobs McGee 6,369 10
09/26/2006 07:55 PM

It's funny, my mother just had a colonoscopy TODAY, about 5 hours ago. So I'm sure she feels your pain, or well, her pain really. She says the drugs are really nice. Stay near teh bathroom!

All last night my mother was complaining of how many commercials etc involve food.



Good luck!

My Logic Is Phlawed. 131,068 34
09/26/2006 09:41 PM

I bet this will make you feel better.

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
09/26/2006 09:44 PM

Will you post pictures of your insides for us?



Most of us have already been there.

ringworm 68,315 13
09/27/2006 12:48 AM

what are the pills? can you get them w/o a prescription? i think my pipes have the crapular equivalent of cholesterol caked all over their walls, and i don't really want to go for the colonic.

La la la la.... Llemon 48,662 14
09/27/2006 09:00 AM

How was the pooping?



I hope you read the housecoat thread before you wiped!!!

Bankey 70,843 10
09/27/2006 09:13 AM

Well it's already tommorrow so I would assume she's at the Dr's office now. Why she could have a scope crammed straight up her bum at this very moment as we type.



Now here's the part where you say: "How's that different from any other day!?!"



And then we all have a good laugh at her expense.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/27/2006 09:15 AM

I think I'll take it up the ass tonight in Trae's honor.



I might even let my husband be involved.

Bieze 1,382 7
09/27/2006 10:06 AM

Oh, and FYI - these pills are Frost-ing the size of quarters



Ask John about that. He's swallowed just about everything.



Except maybe Coleridge. Although I haven't been around that long. I may not know about it...

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
09/27/2006 12:02 PM

As a matter of fact Bankey, I WAS in the middle of my "procedure" at 9:13am!! Good call!



Oh, and Start time = 7:15pm last night. Completion = 6:54am this morning.



Who won?

Pumpkin Noggin-has a headache 56,642 8
09/27/2006 12:06 PM

Certainly not you.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
09/27/2006 12:08 PM

Who won?



That doctor who's selling pictures on eBay.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
09/27/2006 12:16 PM

Nah, I have the negatives.

Lupience, Now with Fall Color! 26,981 11
09/27/2006 12:19 PM

So do you have the rest of the day off? For the off-gassing?

Because it's fine to fart in the post office, if you know what I mean.

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
09/27/2006 03:17 PM

So, what are your feelings about the phrase "Then I jammed it up Trae's pooter."?



Tell Dr. Chickens.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/27/2006 03:19 PM

So, did they find out the cause of all your problems were the 5 calcifed fetuses in your ass?

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/27/2006 03:28 PM

I WON!



Now where are my gold stars?

Pubah in the Face, Punch You 56,805 18
09/27/2006 03:46 PM

<action>Cries empatheticly for Trae</action>

Chit 178,781 15
09/27/2006 03:51 PM

Now where are my gold stars?







In the mail !

Bankey 70,843 10
09/27/2006 03:53 PM

Now where are my gold stars?



No dice, but you may be able to talk her into golden showers at Gablanta.

Pumpkin Noggin-has a headache 56,642 8
09/27/2006 03:53 PM

In the mail !



with the SYUT plate.

Pubah in the Face, Punch You 56,805 18
09/27/2006 03:55 PM

<action>Imagines Trae's pee might taste like pickle juice</action>



Pubah's like pickle juice.

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/27/2006 03:58 PM

No dice, but you may be able to talk her into golden showers at Gablanta.



Trae is R Kelly?

Pubah in the Face, Punch You 56,805 18
09/27/2006 04:01 PM

Trae is R Kelly?



only if you're fourteen



Me thinks she's more like Bruce Willi's boob job recipient, who's name escapes me just now...G.I. Jane.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
09/27/2006 06:32 PM

They took 3 biopsies.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/27/2006 06:34 PM

3 bioopsies? Are you scared?

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/27/2006 06:40 PM

What did they find eh?



Any of Frats cats?

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/27/2006 06:57 PM

<action>checks for movement.</action>Apparently they took way too much.

ringworm 68,315 13
09/28/2006 01:17 AM

delicious biopsies?

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
09/28/2006 08:28 AM

Nah, I'm not scared. Supposedly it's normal to do that. I'll know it 2wks.



I GOT PICTURES!

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/28/2006 08:33 AM

POST 'EM.

Lupience, Now with Fall Color! 26,981 11
09/28/2006 08:40 AM

What would've been cool is a video of the procedure- narrated by the Crocodile Hunter.



"We must be very quiet as we begin our probe into the tight anus- the entrance of a place unknown to man until now...

It's very dark, so we'll turn on a small light- CRIKEY! I don't believe what I'm seeing! A rare but beautiful polyp that looks like...like...Abraham Lincoln!