Chit 178,781 15
09/26/2006 09:16 PM

Maybe he mistook the chick for Monica Lewinski...



Some chicks really dig that bit I hear.

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/26/2006 09:18 PM

A lot of parents drop off their kids at WalMart, to hang out with friends,



Another reason why Alabama doesn't rake in the tourist dollars.

Johnny Virgil 2,359 7
09/26/2006 09:20 PM

Man, I wish I had that kind of range.

Chit 178,781 15
09/26/2006 09:20 PM

If youy think about it, it's not like he stole or anything.





Hell, he was just givin out free samples for Christ's sake. Folks love free samples, right ?

Chit 178,781 15
09/26/2006 09:21 PM

Man, I wish I had that kind of range.





Again !

Johnny Virgil 2,359 7
09/26/2006 09:27 PM

"A lot of parents drop off their kids at WalMart, to hang out with friends, even at the mall, and parents need to know the 13 and 14 year old children are targets."



Literally.

Chit 178,781 15
09/26/2006 09:41 PM

That's what they get for sending her out in her "Check 'Em Here" jersey.

KChikita - Newly Motherless & Still Not Chi Chi 128,316 98
09/26/2006 10:38 PM

"Then he went over to her and relieved himself sexually on the outer clothing of the 13-year-old."

A woman, who asked not to be identified tells NBC 15 News she was shopping in the store and came across the frantic girl soon after the incident: "She had no idea what it was and she was crying because she didn't know any better and she was in shock."



Whatever! That little teenage slut knew exactly what it was!

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/26/2006 11:12 PM

I didn't know Ollie shopped at Wal*Mart.

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/26/2006 11:17 PM

I didn't know Ollie shopped at Wal*Mart.



He's not shopping, he's stalking.

daisypie 49,378 9
09/26/2006 11:24 PM

Whoa, dj vu (sort of). I was going to start a thread titled: "Would This Turn YOU On?", because this past Sunday I went shopping at a local Wal-Mart, and when I went back out to my truck, A chick was giving a guy a blow-job a couple of cars over.



As I was putting my seat belt on I happened to notice a guy and girl talking in the car, and I didn't think anything of it (and I wasn't staring... yet) until I saw the chick lean over in the dude's lap and out of my sight.



NOW I started staring, and thinking to myself; 'is this really a turn-on for anyone, to get, or give, a blow-job in a Wal-Mart parking lot?' She came up for air, I guess, and they both looked over at me, making eye contact, and then she went back to work. I couldn't really see anything other than a little head bobbing, but I didn't stay for the show. This was Wal-Mart afterall, and they were your typical Wal-Mart shoppers!







...Yes, *I* am also one of your 'typical Wal-Mart shoppers', but than, no one would want to see ME getting a blow-job in the parking lot, either.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
09/26/2006 11:26 PM

typical wal-mart shoppers



She did that with 6 kids in the back-seat?

ringworm 68,315 13
09/27/2006 12:37 AM

The man, described as Hispanic...



generally, their migratory patterns to seem to have expanded this far as densely as texas; he should be easy to find.

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/27/2006 12:41 AM

Every year we pack a picnic lunch and take the family down to Walmart to see the beaners spawning.

Chit 178,781 15
09/27/2006 01:27 AM

Another good example of the "Passing of the Frejoles" again.

Dead Battery 2,533 9
09/27/2006 01:30 AM

Mating ritual.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/27/2006 08:53 AM

Yikes. That'a a mile from where my parents live now. They probably don't even know about it.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/27/2006 09:37 AM

Ron Jeremy haShakespeare a new low.

Fratberry 283,018 53
09/27/2006 09:46 AM

Yes, I never would have expected him to stoop so low as Alabama.

Phuc 237,919 21
09/27/2006 10:16 AM

I would never have expected him to stoop so low as to shop at Wal Mart.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
09/27/2006 10:22 AM

I didn't want to give away this insider information, but you guys are so close to figuring it out anyway.

Ron Jeremy is going to be the guest host on the new Girls Gone Wild video: Going Down South at Walmart.

Jolson 16,163 11
09/27/2006 10:38 AM

<action>relieves himself on a circle of altar boys.</action>

Yeah, I jerk off on teens all the time. What's the big deal all about?

Shemp, the other Kosher meat 22,222 17
09/27/2006 08:19 PM

A woman, who asked not to be identified tells NBC 15 News she was shopping in the store and came across the frantic girl soon after the incident: "She had no idea what it was and she was crying because she didn't know any better and she was in shock."





She wasnt the only one!