Coprophagic Snork. 45,655 12
09/28/2006 05:19 AM

STUPID: you aren't taking pictures.

Zorb 1,592 11
09/28/2006 05:21 AM

I gave them the camera. Damn.

jeeniRoach - not herself recently. 47,787 51
09/28/2006 06:07 AM

Denial: The universe will take care of things.

Truth: We're Frosted.

Jihad Joe- The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
09/28/2006 07:15 AM

Truth: I have never started a single thread.



Denial: That I will someday be accepted.

Zorb 1,592 11
09/28/2006 10:48 AM

TRUTH: The threads i start are unfunny trails of sea-slug Shakespeare.



DENIAL: There is a vast Anti-Zorb conspiracy that I will uncover and sell to the Enquirer!

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/28/2006 10:54 AM

Denial: Your child is bright, sensitive and creative.



Truth: Get a rainbow flag, your kid is gay.

TorchAteTeen 3,239 8
09/28/2006 10:55 AM

Thruth: Everyone in this thread spends too much time crying about their short-comings.



Denial:I need to go outside and shine my Ferrari.

Pumpkin Noggin-getting ready for the season 56,642 8
09/28/2006 12:07 PM

Truth: I spend WAY to much time on GAB trying to be funny.

Denial: IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

Dead Battery 2,533 9
09/28/2006 12:10 PM

Denial:I'm just looking for the right woman.



Truth:I look like Artie Lang with an afro.

The Jerk 6,311 9
09/28/2006 12:24 PM

TRUTH: This thread smells like horse Shakespeare



DENIAL: I farted

Dead Battery 2,533 9
09/28/2006 12:39 PM

Denial:"IT'S ART!!!"

Truth: You put your thumb on the camera lens.

Brewmaster 596 7
09/28/2006 12:57 PM

Denial: You wear it because it's comfortable.

Truth: You wear it because your daddy touched you when you were a kid and you should probably be in a therapist's office right now instead of walking slowly by Victoria's Secret in the mall for the fourth time today.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
09/28/2006 01:00 PM

Truth: Wow, I need to extend this chick's internship.



Denial: I did not have sexual relations with this woman.

Pubah Punch You in the Face 56,805 18
09/28/2006 01:00 PM

Truth: I'm poor and homeless



Denial: I am free of the stressess owning things bring.

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
09/28/2006 01:02 PM

Denial: There are WMDs in Iraq and we will find them!



Truth: Ok. Now that CNN is busy covering the Middle East, let's hire some interns!

Pubah Punch You in the Face 56,805 18
09/28/2006 01:04 PM

Truth: I'm a sick and lonely man.



Denial: Gabbers really care about me.

Pubah Punch You in the Face 56,805 18
09/28/2006 01:06 PM

Truth: Pubah can't afford enough pain medication to kill himself with.



Denial: Pubah will live forever.

Crackalonius 68,758 11
09/28/2006 01:18 PM

Truth: Lack of hazing has caused most of the really funny people to leave and has allowed unfunny noobs to take the place over.





Denial: We are evolving for the better by means of pacifism!

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
09/28/2006 01:35 PM

Truth: Married women have found me very attractive.



Denial: Single women also find me very attractive.

Pumpkin Noggin-getting ready for the season 56,642 8
09/28/2006 01:46 PM

Denial: I really love my job and do everything I can to excell in it.

Truth: If it wasn't for this Shakespearety job I'd be Puhbah's next box neighbor.

Jolson 16,163 11
09/28/2006 02:04 PM

Truth: I enjoy anal sex.



Denial: Giving it to a guy in prison doesn't make me gay.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
09/28/2006 02:12 PM

Denial: I go to the gym to make fun of all the fat people, desperately seeking to shed their extra pounds and become accepted by the incredibly skinny standards of today's society.



Truth: I am also one of those people.

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
09/28/2006 02:17 PM

Truth: I'm standing behind Bikini watching work out on the lat machine.



Denial: Wonder what my lovely wife is cooking for dinner?

Pram says Okay so kill yourself was a bit harsh 80,728 42
09/28/2006 02:17 PM

Truth: My best friend is a lesbian, but I want to be with her.

Denial: She'll come around.

Jolson 16,163 11
09/28/2006 02:20 PM

Truth: I'm in love with my best friend, Lissette.



Denial: As long as I stay at least 100 feet away, stalking is ok.

Pumpkin Noggin-getting ready for the season 56,642 8
09/28/2006 02:29 PM

Truth: I just saved a bundle on my car insurance by switching to Geico

Denial: any one really gives a Shakespeare.

Pumpkin Noggin-getting ready for the season 56,642 8
09/28/2006 02:32 PM

Denial: I never access the boobs and ass pages of GAB to have something to fap to, as my love life is terrific at home.

Truth: (looking at teh boobs and ass pages) fap fap fap fap fap

syncope 49,019 14
09/28/2006 02:34 PM

I would totally have clickied that were it not for the parenthetical citation. If you have to explain it, it's not funny. Unless you're Demo, in which case I will laugh regardless just to try and fit in.

Pumpkin Noggin-getting ready for the season 56,642 8
09/28/2006 02:39 PM

Orginally it said right now, but seeing as I'm at work, and some GABbers work at the same company...well....

The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
09/28/2006 02:40 PM

Denial: I would totally have clickied that were it not for the parenthetical citation. If you have to explain it, it's not funny. Unless you're Demo, in which case I will laugh regardless just to try and fit in.



Truth: I didn't get it.

Stone Cold Bikini 62,262 18
09/28/2006 02:47 PM

Denial: I hate the French.



Truth: I love the Mailman.

Brewmaster 596 7
09/28/2006 02:54 PM

Denial: At least next year you'll be taller than all the other kids.



Truth: I have a learning disability :(

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/28/2006 03:06 PM

Denial: Gabbers like me.

Truth: I use emoticons like a chat faggot.

Brewmaster 596 7
09/28/2006 03:13 PM

I used the :( because I thought it conveyed "learning disability".







Sorry you didn't pick that up.

Faggot.

Pram says Okay so kill yourself was a bit harsh 80,728 42
09/28/2006 03:14 PM

Denial: I am an asset to GAB.

Truth: Et didn't even enter into it.

Pumpkin Noggin-goin' Jack-o-latern hunting Sat. 56,642 8
09/28/2006 03:21 PM

Truth: I'm on a phone call for work at this exact moment.

Denial: I'm paying FULL attention to the call and not GAB.

Pram says Okay so kill yourself was a bit harsh 80,728 42
09/28/2006 03:29 PM

<action> doesn't care to keep it in thread style </action>



Truth: Pumpkin is on a phone call.



Profit: It shows.

Pumpkin Noggin-goin' Jack-o-latern hunting Sat. 56,642 8
09/28/2006 03:30 PM

True:So true.

Denial: It's not So true.

BlueLep: Lives At The Coffee Shop 13,144 10
09/28/2006 03:31 PM

True:True

Denial:Denial

Pram 80,728 42
09/28/2006 03:36 PM

True: Denial.

Denial: True.

Pram 80,728 42
09/28/2006 03:45 PM

Denial: GAB thinks it can get to me.



True: GAB is a smelly fatass that has trouble putting on its shoes without knocking things off the walls.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
09/28/2006 03:47 PM

Denial: Pram is a welcome member of GAB.



True: Pram paid me to say that.

Pram 80,728 42
09/28/2006 04:02 PM

Denial: I like Sage despite the way he treats me.



True: Sage can lose his big dumb head.

Declan McManus, as Yaskov 131,887 36
09/28/2006 04:06 PM

Denial: I don't like this thread a great deal.





Truth: I open it about every fourth post.

Dead Battery 2,533 9
09/28/2006 04:25 PM

Denial:It was a slumber party.



Truth:I Frosted that little boys ass.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
09/28/2006 04:45 PM

Truthville: A city in New York

DeNile: A river in Egypt

Dead Battery 2,533 9
09/28/2006 05:21 PM

Denial:Puns are funny as a cavity.

Tooth:No.

Zorb 1,592 11
09/30/2006 12:21 AM

Denial: I have a great post to add.



Truth: Could not let this thread die yet cause you guys had me laughin' my ass off!

Dead Battery-Wants the Ape's Hands Off Of Him 2,533 9
09/30/2006 12:49 AM

Denial:THANKS!!!

Truth:This thread was deader then Chris Reeve's spinal column.