Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/01/2006 11:06 AM

How 'bout this, instead?

Dead Battery-Wants the Ape's Hands Off Of Him 2,533 9
10/01/2006 12:23 PM

That stuff tastes like Coleridge.





Wait...

k4stmoon 1,143 11
10/01/2006 12:39 PM

How, in the name of Holy Bloody Ant Frost-ing, does one reach #16 without ever actually being funny?

k4stmoon 1,143 11
10/01/2006 12:40 PM

<action> checks Pram's profile </action>

Oh yeah, single orbs count to the total. I guess that would explain it.

Pram 80,728 42
10/01/2006 12:43 PM

How the pissing cancer Coleridge does someone get to be the 384th funniest this month? I didn't know there were even that many GABbers.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/01/2006 01:11 PM

I made #4 just by going to bed early and sleeping till noon.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/01/2006 01:14 PM

Factoids:



1) It's the first day of the month and it's a Sunday. Slow weekends skew the results.



2) There are a couple thousand GABbers on the roster.



3) I just ate a big bowl of baked beans and I'm silent but deadly right now.

Chit 178,781 15
10/01/2006 01:18 PM

I made #4 just by going to bed early and sleeping till noon.





If Pram runs off to bed until the end of the month, I promise to click every post of his I see.

Pram 80,728 42
10/01/2006 02:05 PM

I made #4 just by going to bed early and sleeping till noon.



You made #4 in your pants...

Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/01/2006 02:44 PM

This thread needs some Eee Vee Oh Oh.









And maybe more cowbell.

Pram 80,728 42
10/01/2006 02:58 PM

It does, Shemp. That's the sound he makes when he's rolling logs out the shoot and they get stuck.



"Eee! Vee! Oh! Oh!"

Chit 178,781 15
10/01/2006 03:00 PM

Stop it then.

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Sacrilicious) 36,465 8
10/01/2006 04:09 PM

Damn. I shoulda thought of that...

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 11:15 AM

Now I'm #4??!



Ok, this is freaking me out. If this isn't everyone's way of telling me that orbs are meaningless, I will eat my hooded sweatshirt.

k4stmoon 1,143 11
10/02/2006 12:55 PM

Hell, I'm #44 for the month, and I only posted twice.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 12:58 PM

Well now you've gone and Frosted that right up, haven't you.

Showmaster's badass revenge 4,754 0
10/02/2006 01:18 PM

number 4 what? I've made less posts this month than you have made on this page. I was number 1 for like a day 2 months ago, I think it's the shotgun theory here, just because you spray Shakespeare at a massive scale, and some of it's funny does not make you a funny person. That is a statistical misunderstanding percentage.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 03:07 PM

Stroke me, Showmaster. If you want to know if I'm a funny person, you should try IM'ing me sometime instead of relying on GAB to show you my funny. It doesn't always work, because I'm not attuned to this style of humor.

Pumpkin Noggin-goin' Jack-o-latern hunting Sat. 56,642 8
10/02/2006 03:29 PM

Not that I really give a flying Frost, but how DID he wind up at #16, and I bounced (in the span of two days) down to #73 from #15?

Something ain't right.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 04:00 PM

Actually, Pram is now #4.



I'm #14.



I'm a n00b.



The system is flawed.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:01 PM

That's why only Frosttards takes the monthly rankings seriously.



Its the All-Time Rankings that mean absolutely nothing that matter.

Pumpkin Noggin-goin' Jack-o-latern hunting Sat. 56,642 8
10/02/2006 04:02 PM

STFU n00b.



There is nothing wrong with the system, it resets at the top of every month, and since I'd not posted anything before today (and not much funny today) it's keeping up.....Except for you...there is something wrong there.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 04:03 PM

I know, that's what I was saying. It takes a few days to balance out.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
10/02/2006 04:04 PM

<action> skips thread until it gets to j-u-a-n</action>





When did we get a spic to post?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:04 PM

We needed someone to mow the lawn.

Pumpkin Noggin-goin' Jack-o-latern hunting Sat. 56,642 8
10/02/2006 04:07 PM

I thought it was so he could earn enough orbs to buy a green card.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
10/02/2006 04:17 PM

Right. Like he NEEDS one.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:19 PM

Trae is such a whore.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:19 PM

WHORE!

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
10/02/2006 04:22 PM

<action> fades to black</action>



and........SCENE!

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 04:24 PM

Don't Frost with me, ese, or I'll jack your tires and force-choke you.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
10/02/2006 04:26 PM

Ohhh look! He's flirting with me!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:26 PM

Aww, how cute. Now why don't you get back into your low-rider Hoda Civic with your 18 family members, and head back to the barrio before I make your mom wash my dishes.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 04:26 PM

Or worse, he'll trim the hedges all uneven so the neighbors think you got the lazy one.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:26 PM

Figures the whore would jump on him first.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 04:26 PM

You know I'm kidding you Juan.















All you brown bastards are lazy.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 04:28 PM

My mom is pregnant and will be for the foreseeable future, so she isn't gonna be washing any dishes.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 04:28 PM

Stop Frost-ing her.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 04:29 PM

Hey! I have never Frosted my mom! And I never will!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:29 PM

Why not, everyone else has.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 04:32 PM

I'll concede that point.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:34 PM

Is that you Lil' Trae?

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 04:35 PM

Say what?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:37 PM

You conceded the point that your mother slept with everyone, I was suggesting that you are actually Trae's offspring.





IT'S NOT FUNNY WHEN IT HAS TO BE EXPLAINED JACKASS.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 04:37 PM

Actually, it was still kind of funny.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
10/02/2006 04:41 PM

I hope you choke on a bowl of dick, you Frost-ing fat ass. Better yet, as you're choking, I hope a lonely homeless guy steps up to your body and as you're spasming with your last breath, he Frosts your ass until you bleed internally.



Froster.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 04:41 PM

Who was that addressed to?

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
10/02/2006 04:42 PM

Are you a fat ass? No. You're the token spic. Now get out of the way before I line you up next.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:43 PM

Trae's just having GABlanta so she can find her next ex-boyfriend.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 04:43 PM

Silly Juan. You don't have an address.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
10/02/2006 04:44 PM

Be careful laughing at your own posts, BIG. You might suffocate under one of your chins.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:45 PM

Hey Trae, does it bother you that TTJ and Undies were able to find GABbers to marry them on their first attempt at dating a GABber, yet you have gone through, what is it now, 3 or 4 different GABbers and are still as single as an individually wrapped slice of Kraft.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 04:46 PM

I'm actually not really a spic.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:48 PM

As long as you're not a jew, a Ogden Nash, a queer, or a recovering alcoholic you'll do fine here.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 04:49 PM

So what you're saying is if I was Lenny Kravitz, I would get ripped apart.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 04:52 PM

Cuz he's all of the above.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
10/02/2006 04:57 PM

No, it doesn't bother me. I have a kid with two arms and it's been proven that I can get pregnant so the disfunctional life of a married Gabber, I have no interest in.



Does it bother you that you have to resort to a comedy message board for your Emersonry just keep your self esteem above sidewalk level??



Just wondering.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 04:58 PM

Not at all, its not like I take any of this seriously.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
10/02/2006 04:59 PM

Well, you know the line you crossed and it's been discussed before.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 05:01 PM

So are you going to be teaching Lil' Trae all the Jewish holidays since you're probably going to end up Frost-ing BlueLep?



Will she call him "Uncle" BlueLep?



Because "Uncle" Leppy and "Uncle" Reaper sounded better.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 05:01 PM

[Insert mood-lightening joke here]

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 05:02 PM

Well, you know the line you crossed and it's been discussed before.



This is me caring.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
10/02/2006 05:04 PM

HAY, R U TO BE MAKE MEAN FUN ON ME?

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/02/2006 05:05 PM

Lep is jewish?

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
10/02/2006 05:05 PM

no, it's a disease.

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/02/2006 05:06 PM

Being jewish is a disease?

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 05:06 PM

Sort of like alcoholism, but less fun at parties and there's no 12 step program.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 05:07 PM

Oy vey!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 05:07 PM

A witch Jew, burn him.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 05:15 PM

Don't be a mensch, let's light the menorah and have a seder supper of latkes while playing withe dreidels and crucifying our saviour!

Filly 39,193 20
10/02/2006 05:18 PM

Going back to the original topic....



Pram, you do realize who you're competiting against for funniest of the month, right? Only a couple of the actual funny people are posting. What I'm trying to say here is that you're basically the king of dumbasses. Congrats!

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 05:19 PM

I, being one of the actually funny people, agree.



::Cringes in preparation for flaming::

Chit 178,781 15
10/02/2006 05:19 PM

Being jewish is a disease?





Ohh hell yea, millions died from it between 1939-1945.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 05:26 PM

Nothing wrong with being Jewish. Some people would see it as a plus.

Chit 178,781 15
10/02/2006 05:27 PM

Some people would see it as a plus.





They are called Jews !

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 05:29 PM

Suddenly I'm craving barbecue.

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/02/2006 05:30 PM

We can eat while watching Scheindler's List.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 05:31 PM

Cool. I love comedies.

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/02/2006 05:37 PM

Then you'll love Sophies Choice.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 05:44 PM

Are there lesbian scenes?

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 05:45 PM

What I'm trying to say here is that you're basically the king of dumbasses. Congrats!



PISS OFF.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 05:45 PM

Speaking of pissing off...



Eh, I got nothing.

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/02/2006 05:46 PM

Pram, for the love of God...

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/02/2006 05:51 PM

<action>realizes he is mentioned quite often near the middle to end of this thread</action>Wow, I missed a lot in this thread... By the way, Millie is right, nothing wrong with being a Jew.



I'll shoot you before you could use your lame, "Fire burning" tatics on me.













Unless you have an oven or flamthrower, then i'm Frosted.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 05:52 PM

<action> answers Sarah as though she were asking a question </action>



No, the big guy in the sky doesn't exist.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 05:52 PM

Pram is like that weird guy who always shows up places uninvited, tries too hard to fit in, and in doing so, makes every situation awkward.



He should commit suicide. By next Tuesday.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/02/2006 05:52 PM

AND YES EVERYONE, I AM JEWISH!





Hey, at least i'm a smart Jew, and didn't start a whole Frost-ing thread on it like other people.

Filly 39,193 20
10/02/2006 05:52 PM

Not even. He should kill himself before tomorrow. It would be a wonderful birthday present.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 05:53 PM

Is today your 18th birthday, FINALLY?

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 05:54 PM

My jokes about my Jew-loving nature have fallen flat. Too many n00bs around here.



I'm gonna go hang out in front of Temple Beth El and see what's up. They're all atoning today but I might get lucky.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 05:57 PM

Get them when they have a clean slate. Good idea. Maybe you won't be such a cranky bitch.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/02/2006 05:58 PM

I swear the people in the Temple out here sell drugs.







No wonder their food is so Frost-ing good.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 05:58 PM

I doubt it.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 05:59 PM

Damn it! I'm too slow today.



BIG, for you I'll always be a cranky bitch.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 05:59 PM

No wonder I never get cookies.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 05:59 PM

Hey Filly,



You maybe be attractive on the outside, but you're uglier than a hag's scabby ass on the inside, and that's what really counts.



Oh, and you're not special.



kthxbye

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 06:00 PM

are

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/02/2006 06:01 PM

You maybe be attractive on the outside, but you're uglier than a hag's scabby ass on the inside, and that's what really counts.



Who cares? I'd so still hit that Shakespeare.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 06:02 PM

Actually Pram, she's quite a sweetheart who goes out of her way to help others. And her music doesn't suck.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 06:02 PM

Pram, why are you so bitchy?



By the way, I still remember that you said I had a fat ass and were a dick to me for no reason, so I still hate you.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 06:02 PM

BIG, give me a Frost-ing break. If she were as old and fugly as me, you wouldn't call her a sweetheart.



Please.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 06:04 PM

millie, the older the chicken the better the soup. And your music is better than Pram's too.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/02/2006 06:05 PM

Hey Millie, when I called you a cow, I was just Frost-ing around...







canipleasehavesomecookiesfortheholidays?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 06:05 PM

In fact, you and filly should start a band together, I hear you both play a mean skin flute.



I would love a private concert.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 06:05 PM

NO.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 06:05 PM

Millie, I was wrong. You don't have a fat ass.





You have a fat head.



And I would LOVE to hear Filly's music. Let me guess... It's acoustic, with, like a hundred million thousand knuckle strums standing in for any sort of percussion whatsoever, and when she performs live, she has a guy a bongo with his dick.



Seen it. I live in Portland...

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 06:06 PM

Damn it. My slow typing fingers have made my responses end up in the wrong places today.



But, luckily, they still apply.

Filly 39,193 20
10/02/2006 06:07 PM

You maybe be attractive on the outside, but you're uglier than a hag's scabby ass on the inside, and that's what really counts.



Oh, and you're not special.



Have I ever said I was? And I wouldn't be a GABber if I wasn't "uglier than a hag's scabby ass on the inside."

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/02/2006 06:08 PM

<action>lets out a sigh and gets his bullet proof vest on</action>At least can I have some milk to go with my store bought cookies?

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 06:08 PM

Pram, as I said before, I am one of the few people who hasn't been a jerk to you for no reason. Thank you for giving me one so I can maintain my integrity.



STFU you Frost-ing idiot.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 06:08 PM

Pram...read through all the posts, realize some posts are used as set-ups for other posts.



Now deepthroat a shotgun.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 06:09 PM

Blue Lep, you can STFU, too.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 06:09 PM

Oh, and Big, just in case you haven't been paying the Frost attention, I took down the songs that were criticized. After taking your advice to heart (fixing what was wrong with the music, not committing suicide over your meany face words about it), I have put up two songs that better exemplify what I am capable of musically.



I figure that since the link is already in the GAB consciousness, here it is again.



Don't forget to kiss my ass and add me to your friends list.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/02/2006 06:09 PM

This thread just exploded



with rage and hate

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 06:11 PM

Pram, what kind of artist are you? You take what a bunch of idiots say and change your art? Frost that.



And, yes, Juan, I am very hateful today. I'm going to take some painkillers and have a nap.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 06:18 PM

Don't forget to kiss my ass and add me to your friends list.



Frost-ing loser has a mySpace page.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 06:20 PM

And Pram, I never listened to your music. I wouldn't give you the time of day, let alone take a few moments out of my life to listen to anything you think is important.



Find some help.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 06:22 PM

I've never listened to it, either. When my speakers are plugged in to the electrical outlet, they make a bad noise. So, I rarely have audio on my computer.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 06:23 PM

I took criticism and accepted it as a constructive thing.



Then, I applied it to what I had to make it better.



Did I change the songs themselves? No. I simply took them down because I felt they were flawed, and the one that got the most attention, I never intended to be a single. I did it for a stupid movie, and it was intended to mock raver culture. That's all it was. Dirt simple, didn't put much effort in, made $700.00 in royalties off of it. I wouldn't call that selling out, because I did the song with a certain intent, and I didn't retool anything just because the director didn't like the mix.



So go take a dump on a stick and pretend it's a fudgesicle with your mouth.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 06:25 PM

I'd rather toss a greasy Italians salad.



Erika, you busy this week?

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 06:28 PM

Whatever Pram. I still think you're a bitch.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 06:28 PM

When my speakers are plugged in to the electrical outlet, they make a bad noise.



That's because that cable is supposed to go into the computer.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 06:30 PM

The output cable goes into the computer. Some speakers require you PLUGGING THEM IN so they have POWER to ACTUALLY WORK.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 06:32 PM

Really? Millie? I'm sorry you think that. I think you're pretty.



Your picture in the GAB album reminds me of someone without hands. But aside from that...

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/02/2006 06:32 PM

Frost-ing loser has a mySpace page.



Yeah. Pfft. What's that all about?

Filly 39,193 20
10/02/2006 06:33 PM

Pram, you are a Frost-ing douche. Stop talking. And I never said I play music, idiot. BIG was being facetious.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 06:34 PM

It's CALLED, not having a formal website where I can host my music. I HAD one, but I lost control of it and my ex had it deleted.



Besides, my music is supposedly head-explodingly bad, so why would anyone want to buy a domain to support it?

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 06:35 PM

Jackass, you are a moron. I can't believe the depths of your stupidity.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 06:36 PM

Filly, I am more than ten years your senior. Why don't you go climb a tree and enjoy your youth?



I recommend a fir tree.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 06:37 PM

Dude, you're 30 and this dumb?



Man, Darwin was wrong.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/02/2006 06:38 PM

In age only. Mentally, you are quite the toddler.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 06:38 PM

This board thread sucks. I'm out.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 06:39 PM

Oh, and Frat? Go eat one of your cats, ass first.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 06:40 PM

You would even make the most depressed teenager ashamed to be emo.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/02/2006 06:42 PM

I'm out.



I told you guys he was gay.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/02/2006 06:45 PM

<action>sits back and watches the choas end eating lucky charms</action>Oh, and Frat? Go eat one of your cats, ass first.



HEY! I'm the only one that makes Frat Cat jokes!

















Bitch.

Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
10/02/2006 06:52 PM

HEY! I'm the only one that makes Frat Cat jokes!



Uhm, no. You're about 3 years too late for that.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/02/2006 06:53 PM

I mean't at the given moment drunk Frost.

Neophyte 9,956 11
10/02/2006 07:11 PM

I think we're getting a little off topic, aren't we supposed to be calling pram a dolt?

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 07:48 PM

Frost. I take one little hour to drive home and I miss all the good stuff.



Millie, you're hot. Tell you what, I'll make cookies for you.



Filly, you're hot too, although I'm a noob and confused by the rumors that you're a man.



Pram, you're a tool, but I've never heard your music so I have no idea if it sucks.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/02/2006 08:52 PM

You maybe be attractive on the outside, but you're uglier than a hag's scabby ass on the inside, and that's what really counts.



How the hell do you know what the inside of a hag's scabby ass looks like?

Filly 39,193 20
10/02/2006 08:55 PM

Dan - heh. Here you go. http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&head=1&thread_id=56517



YesIknowI'mlazy.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 09:01 PM

yes, I read that, but being a skeptic once the shadow of doubt has been cast I need concrete evidence.





Email in profile.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
10/02/2006 09:03 PM

I don't think you've got the GAB clout to question Filly.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 09:07 PM

I'm sure there are those who can vouch for the fact that Filly is not a guy.



Not me, but I did meet Warren, and he seemed nice.

Filly 39,193 20
10/02/2006 09:10 PM

Heh. This is fun.

Filly 39,193 20
10/02/2006 09:11 PM

Oh, and Dan: no.

Ditdah 123,110 14
10/02/2006 09:14 PM

In Boston (the second time), while drunk, I spoke with a female on Phuc's phone who claimed to be Filly. But it wasn't a camera phone, so it might have been someone else.



So, I have no proof either way.



I like pie.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 09:18 PM

oh well, worth a shot.

Filly 39,193 20
10/02/2006 09:22 PM

Yeah, that was me, Ditdah. I'm impressed you remember that, I forgot about it.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/02/2006 09:25 PM

I can confirm Filly's girlitude. Or if not that, then at least her post-opness.

k4stmoon 1,143 11
10/03/2006 12:02 AM

I live in Portland...



Oh sweet Carroll licking christ. I have never, E-E-E-EEEEVER been gladder to say I am moving the Frost away from here.

Dianapop 57,835 109
10/03/2006 12:21 AM

Hah! Me too Roofie, me too.

Filly 39,193 20
10/03/2006 12:27 AM

SHHHHH! Heh. I forgot about that one, too. God my memory sucks.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 05:08 AM

<action> looks at KY4MOONsomething

it's cold in here



Jesus sucked dick, you idiot.

Tweak 18,881 12
10/03/2006 08:39 AM

If you want to know if I'm a funny person, you should try IM'ing me sometime instead of relying on GAB to show you my funny.



It's a trap!



In all seriousness, he's no funnier on IM.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/03/2006 10:27 AM

Filly is a chick, but she has a weird southern accent.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/03/2006 10:55 AM

BUMP!

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/03/2006 11:04 AM

Hey DipShakespeare....it isn't a bump when the last post was already from today.

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/03/2006 11:07 AM

Yes, it is. Its bumping it to the top of the main page.

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/03/2006 11:38 AM

ow Frost it.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 12:54 PM

In all seriousness, he's no funnier on IM.



How would you know? You were drunk the whole time, and you kept excusing yourself to do god knows what. You also werent' funny yourself, so I had nothing to feed off of.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 12:56 PM

Funniest this month: 69



I thought that wasn't possible to do with just one person...

Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/03/2006 01:12 PM

Boy, didn't this thread turn into a gem.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 01:36 PM

Yeah, I'm only starting one more thread after this one.

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/03/2006 01:39 PM

Um..I think you mean JEM.



But that might apply to this thread over here.

Tweak 18,881 12
10/03/2006 01:42 PM

How would you know? You were drunk the whole time, and you kept excusing yourself to do god knows what.



Wow. Making Shakespeare up to make me sound like an alchoholic. Psst! This is the wrong crowd, these people don't care!



You also werent' funny yourself,



I never tried to be funny on IM and I never claimed to be funny on IM.



so I had nothing to feed off of.



Grammar issuses aside, this statement implies that you are funny when other people are being funny. This is inconsistent with the fact that almost everybody here thinks you're an unfunny disgrace to the online community.



Funniest this month: 69

I thought that wasn't possible to do with just one person...



Yet more proof that the monthly ratings aren't an accurate measure of how funny people are.



Seriously, stop getting defensive when I insult you. This is a comedy board, the people here generally aren't really heartless rapists or Emersons. You're not my friend and I don't know you, so I'm not going to take your feelings into consideration when I post. I'm not your friend and you don't know me, so you really shouldn't give a flying Frost what I think of you. However, if you insist on caring so deeply about my opinion as to try to defend yourself every time I make some half-assed, offhanded comment, I feel you should know that I think you're a stupid, unfunny Poe, and every time I see one of your pathetic comebacks I know that more and more people are agreeing with me more strongly.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/03/2006 02:01 PM

the people here generally aren't really heartless rapists or Emersons



That point is debatable.

Tweak 18,881 12
10/03/2006 02:19 PM

I said generally. Obviously I'm excluding people like Ollie, Hammerhead, BIG, Cracka, newwave, Demo, SD, Zaphod, Zolton, Trae, Jane, Donk, Taco, Jade, Chit, Lep, Sarah, CG, McPants, Frat, Jep, Bankey, Chix...



Okay, some of the people here aren't rapists or Emersons.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/03/2006 02:22 PM

Don't forget Pram.



No offence, Pram.

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/03/2006 02:25 PM

I said generally. Obviously I'm excluding people like Ollie, Hammerhead, BIG, Cracka, newwave, Demo, SD, Zaphod, Zolton, Trae, Jane, Donk, Taco, Jade, Chit, Lep, Sarah, CG, McPants, Frat, Jep, Bankey, Chix...



I MADE A LIST!!11!2!

Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 02:30 PM

<action> kills the Frost out of Juan</action>



No offence, Juan! Juan?

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/03/2006 02:32 PM

Dice qu?

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/03/2006 06:50 PM

I like this thread, so...



BUMP!

Jade - Queen of Mistakes 14,453 11
10/03/2006 06:53 PM

I made a list too!



At least someone likes me.

Sinn Féin 7,400 0
10/10/2006 03:06 PM

#6...

syncope 49,019 14
10/10/2006 03:16 PM

It doesn't always work, because I'm not attuned to this style of humor.



The funny kind?

Sinn Féin 7,400 0
10/10/2006 03:19 PM

Who's the #1 funniest?



I can't find them.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/10/2006 03:22 PM

Nobody Frost-ing cares.

Sinn Féin 7,400 0
10/10/2006 03:24 PM

Fair enough.



I was just curious.