Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/01/2006 06:57 PM

What?

Chit 178,781 15
10/01/2006 06:57 PM

Deal ?



Or No Deal ?

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/01/2006 06:58 PM

You know, Donk, you could get both an article AND a personalized icon out of this.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/01/2006 06:58 PM

Uh...



Why would he ever agree to that? I mean, assuming he really believes that he is right.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
10/01/2006 07:00 PM

Juan, you've got a point. How about this: Donk, first you can see me naked. If you don't want vaginal sex afterward, that'll be the end of it.

Chit 178,781 15
10/01/2006 07:00 PM

Now would be a good time to pull that, "If I wasn't a maried man" routine.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
10/01/2006 07:02 PM

Chit, you forget that I'm bi and slutty.



Mrs. Donkey is welcome to come (cough) along.

Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/01/2006 07:03 PM

Donk and the Tranny.





Sounds like the name of a new sit-com on Fox.



CUMming this fall.

Chit 178,781 15
10/01/2006 07:04 PM

You just sold another ticket...





Can I come watch ?

scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/01/2006 07:06 PM

My bet's on the hampsta.

$5 say the donkey don't respond.



Donkeys and hampstas. There's an ass and gerbil joke in there somewhere.

Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/01/2006 07:09 PM

Chit, you forget that I'm bi and slutty





A bi, slutty, tranny???



Holy sheepShakespeare you should be on HBO Undercover!



Or preforming in the Frost-ing circus side-show, you freak!

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
10/01/2006 07:09 PM

I was upset by this thread until I read that I was invited, too.

That's kind of sad.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
10/01/2006 07:10 PM

I'm a bisexual built for two.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 07:11 PM

I wouldn't Frost you with Hammerhead's dick and Oliver pushing.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
10/01/2006 07:12 PM

Chicken! Bok bok bok bok!

scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/01/2006 07:12 PM

Is the baby invited too? Wouldn't that make hampsta another pedophile.



Pervert. Sick, sick pervert.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 07:12 PM

Why would I want my penis to touch what's left of yours?

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/01/2006 07:12 PM

This sounds like something off Springer



ON TODAY'S SHOW:

I had a threesome with my wife and a bisexual transsexual!

Dogs Akimbo 211,584 32
10/01/2006 07:13 PM

These days, that sounds like something on Fox News.

Chit 178,781 15
10/01/2006 07:14 PM

Just think of the website we could make if the three of you did hook up...





PregnantButtrockerTrannyOrgy.com

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/01/2006 07:16 PM

Hell, it could be off PBS what with the lesbians on Arthur.



Am I right?

Neophyte 9,956 11
10/01/2006 07:16 PM

.......and they all crowd around center stage doing jazz-hands and shout "The Aristocrats!!!"

scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/01/2006 07:18 PM

Am I the only one seriously disturbed by this thread?



Hampsta, please note: The donkey and I have the same icon. Do NOT confuse us or our willingness (or there lackof) of wanting to have sex with your fake body parts.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/01/2006 07:18 PM

...



What?

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 07:25 PM

Do NOT confuse us or our willingness (or there lackof) of wanting to have sex with your fake body parts



So are you saying that you're willing to have a go at 'Ham, since I'm not?

Werehampsta 6,375 8
10/01/2006 07:25 PM

Donky's not goin' for it, huh? Damn. It woulda been fun.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/01/2006 07:26 PM

JEFFREE STAR!

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 07:29 PM

Donky's not goin' for it, huh? Damn. It woulda been fun.



About as fun as a case of the gout.

Chit 178,781 15
10/01/2006 07:31 PM

No Hamsta style for the Donkmeister !

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
10/01/2006 07:31 PM

Is it just me, or does Donk seem to be a bit bitchy today?

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 07:32 PM

I'm really looking forward to having the bed to myself tonight.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
10/01/2006 07:33 PM

You still haven't responded, Jane.

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
10/01/2006 07:47 PM

Well...I'm allowed to sleep with the female GABbers, but no males. In my mind, you would qualify as one of the females. But I'm not sure Donk agrees.



Besides, I promise you don't want to have sex with me right now. It requires a pulley system and a team of engineers.

Werehampsta 6,375 8
10/01/2006 08:52 PM

Hmm. You're pregnant. That's just about the only kink I'm not into. It seems disrespectful the the fetus, somehow.

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
10/01/2006 09:18 PM

Just 7 more weeks, Ham. 7 more weeks. And then, not only will you not have a penis, but I will no longer have a penis inside me 24/7.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 09:33 PM

Yeah, it will only be 23/7



Slut

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 09:47 PM

All joking aside, I gotta give Ham credit. This thread is comedy gold.

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
10/01/2006 09:49 PM

No, if he had turned his testicles into a purse that would be comedy gold.

Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
10/01/2006 09:50 PM

<action>crosses fingers</action>Oh, dear God, Ham. Please tell me your turned your testicles into a purse.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/01/2006 09:50 PM

That would be one hell of a small purse

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 09:51 PM

Not if he had elephantitis of the nuts.

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/01/2006 11:07 PM

A tragic affliction of the GABber.

Whistler P. McManus 186,122 44
10/01/2006 11:11 PM

Call me a fag (or whatever) but in a hypothetical world where I wasn't a faithful husband, I don't think I'd care if a woman who was attractive to me used to be a man.



As long as she didn't want me to bang her doggy style while she watched NASCAR on t.v. I think I'd be okay with it.

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 11:12 PM

Do you really think that's a surprising revelation to anyone, Whistler?

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/01/2006 11:13 PM

As long as she didn't want me to bang her doggy style while she watched NASCAR on t.v. I think I'd be okay with it.



I thought that was the way the east coast was...

daisypie 49,378 9
10/01/2006 11:26 PM

I wouldn't Frost you with Hammerhead's dick and Oliver pushing.



Did Ollie fall into a vat of toxic sludge, get sent here as the only survivor

of his planet moments before its explosion, was he bitten by a spider, or

exposed to nuclear radiation to attain this superpower?

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/01/2006 11:29 PM

He ate some bad frijoles.

Pram 80,728 42
10/01/2006 11:37 PM

Werehampsta, I've found you a date. He's funny, furry, and looks like a muppet.



And he's so gay, that Trixie would be jealous of you guys.

daisypie 49,378 9
10/01/2006 11:42 PM

Is this offer transferable?

Pram 80,728 42
10/01/2006 11:45 PM

NO

Pram 80,728 42
10/02/2006 10:15 AM

Ok, I changed my mind.



Yes, but only on weekends and hollidays. Bruce is freed up then because, well, does he LOOK like he has a life outside of work?!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/02/2006 10:40 AM

Pram, there is something I want you to learn from Hammy's mistake. When trying to commit suicide, don't fail. Thank you.

Prammy 80,728 42
10/02/2006 10:41 AM

Ok! It's not transferable! Frost!

Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/02/2006 11:14 AM

Chicken! Bok bok bok bok!



Whoh, now, don't drag me into this.

Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/02/2006 11:14 AM

heh, drag

Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/02/2006 11:16 AM

Call me what you want, but I would love to see the before and after Hammy pics. All we know is that slightly chubby guy in the hot tub with John and Pobble.



Fully clothed prefered, thank you.