shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/02/2006 11:32 AM

Drill a hole in your skull to let the evil spirits out.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 11:32 AM

Ask Trixie to move you away from the headboard.

scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/02/2006 11:36 AM

Try holding your head under water for 15 minutes.



Trust me, your headache will be gone.

Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/02/2006 11:37 AM

Dave, you just made me spew.



Well done, sir.



Also what does the title have to do with your whine session?

Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
10/02/2006 11:39 AM

Dave, you just made me spew.



But mostly because when Chickens read that he said:



"Been there, done that."

scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/02/2006 11:41 AM

Headache looks bad.



http://www.zawabrand.com/

Jolson 16,163 11
10/02/2006 11:43 AM

Also what does the title have to do with your whine session?



Because mentioning something about having a non-stop headache offers ample opportunities to call one out as a fag.



























Fag.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/02/2006 11:51 AM

Try the Fratberry Cocktail. 50mg of Imitrex, two Tylenol Sinus, four Advil and an Ultram. One of those things is bound to kill it. Or you.

Bankey 70,843 10
10/02/2006 11:52 AM

Try wearing looser hats.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/02/2006 12:02 PM

And don't strain so much when you poop.

Jolson 16,163 11
10/02/2006 12:04 PM

Headache looks bad.



Nah, that's just my "on the Shakespeareter" face.

Midgets 96,092 48
10/02/2006 12:08 PM

It's called DT's (detoxing), and is caused by alcohol withdrawl.

I would suggest a 72 hour bender.



Or it's a tumor.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/02/2006 12:11 PM

DT's stands for delirium tremens, not detox.

Midgets 96,092 48
10/02/2006 12:13 PM

I didn't say that's what it meant, I'm a licensed nurse and know what it means, I said that's what it was.

Geez, with people like you it's no wonder the poor guys head hurts.

Phuc 237,919 21
10/02/2006 12:15 PM

You're a nurse? I thought you were a dude?

Midgets 96,092 48
10/02/2006 12:16 PM

I am a dude.



Welcome to the 21st centure Phuc.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 12:17 PM

Phuc, men can be nurses.



Gay men.

Midgets 96,092 48
10/02/2006 12:19 PM

Dave, just remember this, some day for some reason you may need a catheter and you may be my patient.



Now where did I leave that iodine and sand.

Jolson 16,163 11
10/02/2006 12:22 PM

"Now where did I leave that iodine and sand KY Warming Jelly."





Fixed it for you.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/02/2006 12:23 PM

How did Squeamish hack into my account?

Dead Battery 2,533 9
10/02/2006 12:25 PM

From the back door.

Showmaster's badass revenge 4,754 0
10/02/2006 12:53 PM

DAMNIT! I thought it was another Amish shooting thread.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 04:36 PM

Try the Fratberry Cocktail. 50mg of Imitrex, two Tylenol Sinus, four Advil and an Ultram. One of those things is bound to kill it. Or you.



Fratberry, I think we are soul-mates.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
10/02/2006 04:57 PM

yeah, now that i think about it you two do have the same neck.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 05:36 PM

Yeah, my neck looks gross in that picture. I'm going to have to go back to the old one.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/02/2006 05:36 PM

So then whose neck were you wearing there?

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 05:39 PM

My neck is really gross, but rather than show a photo of myself that actually looks like me, I would prefer to have one that distorts my image in a more flattering way.



Are you happy now, Emersons?

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
10/02/2006 05:40 PM

i didn't even look at the picture, i was just making a joke.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 05:41 PM

OR, maybe you actually know me in real life and know how ashamed I am of my ugly neck.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
10/02/2006 05:42 PM

i'm cold. come here, let me wrap up in it.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 05:47 PM

Hey! It isn't my fault! The neck is where age shows first. Give me a break; I'm old enough to be your mother.



Go wrap up in someone else's neck, sonnyboy.

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/02/2006 05:48 PM

The neck is where age shows first.



My neck didn't get that memo. My boobs must have got it by accident. Sigh.

Millie 116,988 28
10/02/2006 05:49 PM

Boobs may sag, but they don't wrinkle.



I know what I'm talking about!

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
10/03/2006 12:24 PM

not everybody stuffs their bras with dryer sheets.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
10/03/2006 02:42 PM

Because mentioning something about having a non-stop headache offers ample opportunities to call one out as a fag.



Fratberry's wife is not a fag! How dare you!