Paging Mr. Foley
A comedy conversation
by Phuc  237,919  21
10/02/2006 12:29 PM 247 views
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There aren't enough threads about pedophillic Florida congressman Mark Foley.
Sure, Barney "What's the Difference Between Me and a Refrigerator?" Frank is a queer, but Foley hit on a teenage boy.
Sure, Ted "Tullamore Dew" Kennedy should have done time for manslaughter and has a nose like a diseased ear of corn, but Foley is a pederast.
Yes, president "I Didn't Frost Her but I Did Try to Kill Bin Laden" Clinton Frosted a fatty six weeks til Thursday, then denied it under oath, but Foley is so stupid, he lured his victim using email.
We win lose.
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Funny
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Funny
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Dead Battery 2,533  9
10/02/2006 12:31 PM
Did you know they don't have bookmarks in the library of Congress?
They bend the pages over.
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Midgets 96,092 48
10/02/2006 12:32 PM
I've said for years that if a congressman walks into the room you better bend over and get ready for an ass-reaming.
I just didn't mean it so literaly
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Hilarious
9 votes
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Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
10/02/2006 12:38 PM
I'm willing to give Foley the benefit of the doubt. I mean, it's not impossible that the pages in question had links to terrorism and Foley's sexual harassment of them was just part of an FBI-orchestrated plan to get information out of them.
Please remember this post if my emails to teenage boys ever surface in the media.
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Funny
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Dead Battery 2,533 9
10/02/2006 12:40 PM
But on New Westminster the age of consent is 12.
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Chuckleworthy
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Showmaster's badass revenge 4,754 0
10/02/2006 12:52 PM
<action>Puts on Rush mask</action>Republican stand for values, though. This cannot be true. You could show me a hundered links, and I will not believe it. Republicans never do anything immoral, it absolutely must be a liberal conspiracy.
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Funny
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Phuc 237,919 21
10/02/2006 01:40 PM
Geddy Lee is a republican?
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