Fratberry 283,018 53
10/02/2006 08:23 PM

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck GOOK!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
10/02/2006 08:25 PM

(P.S. Thanks to Frat for finding that!)

Midgets 96,092 48
10/02/2006 08:26 PM

Those damn Asians will do anything to use the carpool lane.

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/02/2006 08:26 PM

"mother-Frosting DUCKS ON A BIKE"

Midgets 96,092 48
10/02/2006 08:29 PM

Whoever Phuc gets for Secret Santa is going to be really dissapointed.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
10/02/2006 08:29 PM

Awww, duckies!

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/02/2006 08:33 PM

<action>see's the smile on the asians face</action>"Looks like chink land is eatin' dinner tonight!"

Chit 178,781 15
10/02/2006 08:36 PM

Jung Hak Kim...



Chinese Pimp!

Neophyte 9,956 11
10/02/2006 08:41 PM

"Just Do It"









...yeah, drive a moped-load of geese around at breakneck speed.

Neophyte 9,956 11
10/02/2006 08:43 PM

........or not.

All the ladies love Briham and his Oozinator! 38,843 10
10/02/2006 08:44 PM

Ducks: "AflacAflacAflacAflacAflacAflac"

Dude: "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Ducks: "..."

Phuc 237,919 21
10/02/2006 08:48 PM

"Makee way fo' duckring!"

X-DEATH 262 9
10/02/2006 09:05 PM

"Stupid Genie.....I clearly said a million bucks."

Mercjack 119 7
10/02/2006 11:58 PM

mom the duck delivery service is here!!....



it was bloody time!!

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Sacrilicious) 36,465 8
10/03/2006 12:02 AM

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck GOOK!



I'd give you ten orbs for that, Frat! That was beautiful!

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Sacrilicious) 36,465 8
10/03/2006 12:03 AM

I think when they told Sum Dum Guy there that mopeds were chick magnets, something got lost in the translation....

Dead Battery-Wants the Ape's Hands Off Of Him 2,533 9
10/03/2006 12:06 AM

He's hunting for cats, the other white meat.

bestmusicexpert 780 7
10/03/2006 12:15 AM

NOW that bitch will believe that there are ducks quacking in the bed. Hmm.. how do I disguise the smell....

bestmusicexpert 780 7
10/03/2006 12:19 AM

Hat: $75



37 Ducks: $1000



Moped: $2350



Looking like the worlds biggest fag in public: PRICELESS

Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 01:04 AM

"Follow me, everyone! Duck orgy at my place!"

Return of the Son of the Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
10/03/2006 01:09 AM

Dude, why did you buy a moped? Buy a car next! This ride sucks! QUACK!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/03/2006 01:11 AM

*oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink*



"Damnit, that bastard sold me defective ducks!"

Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 01:47 AM

Hey, isn't that the new DOWNY commercial?

Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 01:47 AM

Filmed in the Middle East, too... Of all the lousy ways to save a buck

Zero248 364 8
10/03/2006 04:44 AM

He never forgot the shamed look on his mothers face when she discovered that he wasn't so much an 'animal lover' as an animal 'lover.



Quack, quack, QUAAAACK!

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,539 61
10/03/2006 05:04 AM

<Captain Kangaroo Voice> Then things went terribly, terribly wrong for Ping ...</CKV>



(The picture I remember.)

TomServo 3,759 7
10/03/2006 06:14 AM

Wong became nervous as his wrong turn became more evident... There was no doubt about it... He was smack bang in the middle of Duck Country!

TomServo 3,759 7
10/03/2006 06:18 AM

Its duck season!

Wong Season!

Duck Season!

Wong Season!



(you get the picture Elmer?)

Coprophagic Snork. 45,655 12
10/03/2006 06:22 AM

Sadly, the results of Al-Qaeda Asia experiments on on replacing explosives with ducks, while enormously entertaining, were considered a failure by most professional terrorists.

Bankey 70,843 10
10/03/2006 06:53 AM

Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency.

Tweak 18,881 12
10/03/2006 08:28 AM

A short time later, this man was tragically stuck in traffic next to a van full of cats.

TomServo 3,759 7
10/03/2006 08:36 AM

Unlike The Batmobile, The Duckmobile offered little in the gadget department.

ZeroexistenZ 58 6
10/03/2006 09:28 AM

After the breakup, Jim was desperate to recreate the experience of having a nagging girlfriend.

Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/03/2006 09:39 AM

Mr. Greenjeans and I are so disappointed with you retrobates.

Large Sack Full of Ping Pong Balls 283,018 53
10/03/2006 10:28 AM

Ease up buddy, I only answer to the Captain, and you ain't him.

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/03/2006 10:42 AM

<action> pisses in a majority of the posts</action>



Tired of FLYING south each winter, Ping and his chums pooled their money and hired a ride.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
10/03/2006 11:45 AM

"mother-Frosting DUCKS ON A BIKE"



Dammit, I couldn't find pictures of two girls blowing a male deer to make the "DYKES ON A BUCK" joke. Now, I'm dejected.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/03/2006 11:48 AM

Wang's job was getting him down.

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
10/03/2006 12:11 PM

GOOSE IT!

Cranky 571 8
10/03/2006 12:16 PM

No, no, no you half-wit, I said go to the store and get me some CRACKERS!!!

SHP: I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun 181,795 70
10/03/2006 12:24 PM

.... and THAT'S why duck sauce is good on everything.

SHP: I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun 181,795 70
10/03/2006 12:25 PM

"My other car hauls donkeys ass."

Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/03/2006 12:26 PM

Those themed motorcycles from Orange County Choppers really fell off once they started doing requests.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/03/2006 12:28 PM

Chen is seen her attempting to catch up to his girlfriend, who was just up the road on her menstrual cycle.

Cliff Claven 6 6
10/03/2006 01:12 PM

The problem with airing Aflac commercials in Asia is they now associate carrying insurance to carrying ducks.

Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
10/03/2006 02:52 PM

New protection against quack ups.

Pram Fucking 80,728 42
10/03/2006 02:57 PM

Birds of a feather... Frost together. While the rider looks on.

JDurSpankenZ 358 6
10/03/2006 08:57 PM

More evidence that Sam's Club has invaded China.

<i><i></i></i> 923 0
10/03/2006 10:45 PM

I wish he would slow down.

Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Sacrilicious) 36,465 8
10/03/2006 11:33 PM

Oh Shakespeare! I think I lost a contact, everyone help me look!

monkey boy 40 1 6
10/04/2006 12:13 AM

Phuc! A duck!

Pierrot 1 6
10/04/2006 04:26 AM

What a quacker!

Zorb 1,592 11
10/04/2006 05:54 AM

Frost-ing bird flu, if you don't get a shot, it spreads like hell!

Armybragg 53 6
10/04/2006 06:13 AM

It looks like they've even outsourced migration.

Wonder Trixxie 65,026 15
10/04/2006 08:46 AM

Look how happy all the ducks look.



Here is the duck conversation.







"Hey were riding with the nice guy that feeds us corn." "Yea I bet he is taking us someplace great." "Probably be lots of great stuff to eat." "Yea I'm so excited."

Wonder Trixxie 65,026 15
10/04/2006 08:46 AM

we're even

millaay 7 6
10/04/2006 09:00 AM

That guy is QUACKers

monica-6 19 6
10/04/2006 10:56 AM

Why fly when you can be driven

Raffey 9 6
10/04/2006 11:17 AM

I brought every one of my ducks straight to the wildlife preserve just like you said, officer. They loved it - now they want to go to the beach!

monica-6 19 6
10/04/2006 12:36 PM

When putting your ducks in a row goes horribly wrong

hisboyelroy 10,621 13
10/04/2006 04:15 PM

haha, menstrual cycle

Slyotter 92 6
10/04/2006 05:21 PM

TRAN: Hay Phong I come back!

PHONG:Hoooo No Tran what you doing?

TRAN: Well, you say bring my Gook azz over on moped full of mixed ducks!

PHONG: No! No! I say you bring hookaz over on moped to get our (richard)s sucked!

TRAN: Awwwww, now you tell me! Your engwish therable!

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/05/2006 08:35 AM

Great, apparently they're comming to the states where they'll be up to no good.

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/05/2006 08:38 AM

And here we see the reaction at Wang's home, upon hearing he was on his way, his mission completed.

m squared 2,881 7
10/05/2006 11:09 AM

Big Pimpin', sellin' geese...Big Pimpin' up in NYC

Pram M@ven 80,728 42
10/05/2006 07:21 PM

<action> crickets chirpin'

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
10/05/2006 07:40 PM

"We must have screamed DUCK a dozen times, but he just didn't listen. Then he hit that low branch and decapitated himself."

X-DEATH 262 9
10/06/2006 10:11 PM

"Sometimes I feel I got to...

QUACK QUACK

get away. I got to...

QUACK QUACK..."



Vietnamese radio.

SnipeZ 0 6
10/07/2006 01:36 AM

Ducks: Aflac!!!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/07/2006 01:37 AM

Way to read the thread, dumbass.

Barbs 127 8
10/07/2006 05:16 PM

John Hargrave & his disciples

Man That You Fear 7,400 0
10/07/2006 05:20 PM

Ducks: Aflac!!!



Finally, someone less funny than me!

Flaminsky 379 10
10/07/2006 09:08 PM

A moped like that should get atleast 40MPD.

jakedoza 2 6
10/10/2006 02:56 PM

Looks like he is covered...



AFLACK!!

Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/10/2006 03:03 PM

<action>again?</action>Way to read the thread, dumbass.

I'm original, really 80 7
10/10/2006 11:15 PM

It's that time of the month honey, can you go pick up some of those white fluffy things from the market, I forget what they're called.

Thud 68,497 19
10/10/2006 11:21 PM

Sheep?



Sorry, wrong joke.

I'm original, really 80 7
10/10/2006 11:22 PM

It's winter already?

Shh just jump on the back he'll never notice, what's one or two ducks eh.

I'm original, really 80 7
10/10/2006 11:26 PM

Revised: (edit function would be nice)



Chang never really understood what his wife was trying to convey when she sent him to the store at that "time of the month"

thekief 0 6
10/11/2006 01:13 AM

EVERYTHINGS GOING DUCKY!! Ha Ha Ha Ha--ah I'm a loser.

cer007 0 6
10/11/2006 02:58 AM

fafdsfasdfasfsdfdsfsdfsd

<right-click to post reply> 4 6
10/11/2006 03:45 AM

"I thought you said DICK"

ThirstyMcSurly, punches babies, eats them 4,444 12
10/11/2006 04:51 AM

Skwawk!

solidgold 0 6
10/12/2006 04:30 PM

After many years of bad luck due constant monsoons and automobile accidents, Lung Toe decided to increase his coverage.

geffeeee 0 6
10/17/2006 07:47 PM

Wang Chen's family is driving safe with Aflac insurance, shouldn't you be too?

KChikita - Running and screaming 128,316 98
10/17/2006 07:54 PM

In Asian countries, buying ducks is kind of like buying bagged ice...you pay for one and when the clerk isn't looking, you grab about 20 of them.

Millie 116,988 28
10/17/2006 10:04 PM

Ducks: AFLAC!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! God, I crack myself up.

Zorb 1,592 11
10/18/2006 08:10 AM

Ducks: AFLAC!





Hey Millie, did you notice the race of the driver? I think you ment to say:



Ducks: AFRAC!





Have a rice day.

Leppy 12,056 12
10/18/2006 10:39 AM

AFLAC

AHAHAHAH I'M SO DAMNED FUNNY

Leppy 12,056 12
10/18/2006 10:40 AM

<action>is gonna take a lot of those bastards out with him.

Pubah, Maha Magnet since 2003 56,805 18
10/18/2006 01:11 PM

<action>In Donald Duck voice</action>



Yeah baby...that's it...not to hard...



WHOOOOOOS Yer Daddy!

Jihad Joe: The REAL Arabian Hero 6,067 8
10/18/2006 01:12 PM

A man on a bike with a basket, which contains many waterfowl.



-Jihad Joe, Reuters