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Name My Band part duae!
A comedy conversation by Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 05:01 AM 305 views

I'm considering a name change because too many people think that I either Frost babies, or I'm a whiny crybitch who lives in a Barbie car (baby carriage, same difference).



So, seeing as how Latin is a dead language, I have decided to go with a neato Latin band name.



So far, I've got:



Secundus Optimus Filius - Second Best Son

Dissimilis Typus - Unliked Typist

Contemptus Diligo -Hated Lover

Atrox Sonitus - Terrible Noise

Rector of Pes Depopulatio iunctum -Leader of the Foot Sack Unit (Captain of the Football Team--you suck, Alt BabelLatin!)

and

urinate a Magnus - Piss Big Off

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Name My Band part duae!

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Hilarious 12 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536372
Humphrey 51,764 12
10/03/2006 05:11 AM

Prama Donna.



A person who considers himself or herself much more important than others.

 

Hilarious 14 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536376
Yorkie Thompson: Fashion Zombies! 60,724 12
10/03/2006 05:39 AM

Emofag....













...icus.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536377
Coprophagic Snork. 45,655 12
10/03/2006 05:47 AM

Suci Suckitus.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536378
Coprophagic Snork. 45,655 12
10/03/2006 05:52 AM

Or maybe

"Abyssus, meus nomen est Pramus quod meus music suckus. Ut os is res, ego mos repleo meus manus manus nomen per pathos in sterilis spes ut fugly goth chickus mos have sex me."

 

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Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 06:00 AM

What? I am NOT sterile!

 

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Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 06:01 AM

Holy Frost! NICE one, Humphrey.



You win. That's the new name.

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536419
Zorb 1,592 11
10/03/2006 08:02 AM

Steamus PyloShakespeareus

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536420
Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 08:14 AM

Hold on, I'm still looking up what Snork said.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536421
Tweak 18,881 12
10/03/2006 08:17 AM

These People Are Not Your Friends



Sure, it's not latin, but it serves the double purpose of having a nice ring to it and being relevant to you.

 

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Midgets 96,092 48
10/03/2006 08:20 AM

"Who are these Shakespearestains?"



Again, not Latin. But it's how people already know you.

 

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Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 08:23 AM

Shakespearestain, not plural. I'm just one guy doing everything.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536429
Tweak 18,881 12
10/03/2006 08:31 AM

"Even My Former Band Members Thought I Had No Talent"

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536469
Chris Garrett 86,932 12
10/03/2006 09:55 AM

How about "twelve-sevenths mental"?

 

Funny 6 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536472
The Mailman, as portrayed by Jacques Tati 176,450 56
10/03/2006 09:58 AM

My suggestions:



- "Ad nauseam"



- "Errare Pram Mavenum est"

 

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Chris Garrett 86,932 12
10/03/2006 09:59 AM

Or, if you're a fan of the Brady Bunch...





"Caveat Emptor."

 

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Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/03/2006 10:14 AM

I took Latin my juinor/senior year and got A's and B's.



Because I failed Spanish the first two years.



How does that happen?

 

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Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/03/2006 10:16 AM

Cave quid dicis, quando, et cui



"Beware what you say, when, and to whom."



Heh.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536489
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/03/2006 10:24 AM

"I'm a pretentious loser"

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536490
Bankey 70,843 10
10/03/2006 10:25 AM

Liberalitas Flush - Courtesy Flush!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536496
vote Ned Lamont on December 25th 14,124 11
10/03/2006 10:28 AM

Disliked by most, loved by none

 

Funny 6 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536501
Fratberry 283,018 53
10/03/2006 10:31 AM

Veni Vidi Suckit

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536513
Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/03/2006 10:38 AM

How about something like "A Prefect Circle" or "The Bettles"



That way a few people might buy your album by mistake.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536515
Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/03/2006 10:39 AM

If there is only one person, is it really a band?

 

Funny 5 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536519
Fratberry 283,018 53
10/03/2006 10:42 AM

If there is only one person, is it really sex?

 

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Bankey 70,843 10
10/03/2006 10:44 AM

That depends on whether or not you are Trent Reznor.



And if Pram is Trent Reznor then I think I'm ready to kill myself.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536524
the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
10/03/2006 10:46 AM

don't ask where I got this but it struck me as a good band name:



"heteronormative sex nazis"

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536526
Fratberry 283,018 53
10/03/2006 10:47 AM

That would explain why Reznor now sucks large donkey Coleridges now.

 

Funny 6 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536527
Fratberry 283,018 53
10/03/2006 10:48 AM

Yes, right Frost-ing NOW.

 

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shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/03/2006 10:48 AM

The perfect name for your band is Corn cob.

Of course, with that band name, the only logical title for your first album would be "Stuck up my Ass".

 

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Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/03/2006 11:02 AM

think that I either cuddle babies, or I'm a whiny crybitch



What do you mean THINK?

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536551
Just plain ole turtle 42,578 26
10/03/2006 11:32 AM

I liked "Leaders of the Foot Sack Unit"

 

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hisboyelroy 10,621 13
10/03/2006 11:57 AM

your band will be a failure.

 

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Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 12:39 PM

Ok, I have considered all of your entries, and I have decided that I like

none of them.



Except for maybe Caveat Emptor. That one rocks. Or hey, wait a minute, that's mean!



I also like the prison sex one, and one about Filly. (the prison sex one)

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536593
Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/03/2006 12:40 PM

HBE, since Pram passed, mind if I use yours?



"Your Band Will Be A Failure" would look great on a flyer for the local 'Battle of the Bands'.



 

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Frogpop 173,153 25
10/03/2006 12:51 PM

Except for maybe Caveat Emptor. That one rocks.



Caveat Auditor is more to the point.

 

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Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 01:22 PM

by the way, that band name is <a href=">taken. </a>



They're really Frost-ing good, too. CE makes me want to quit while I'm a behind.

 

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Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 01:22 PM

Caveat Emptor link

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536618
Brewmaster 596 7
10/03/2006 01:31 PM

My band's current name is Vadger Probe Ass Kiss ( pronounced proboscis ) but we're thinking of changing it to Cletus & Cooter's Crap Slappin' Beat Factory.



What d'ya think?







Yah, I know you care.

 

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Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 01:33 PM

<action> thumbs up </action>

 

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Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/03/2006 01:34 PM

Cletus & Cooter's Crap Slappin' Beat Factory



I think that's the name of a gay disco in LA, used to be called "Dukes of Hazzard's" but the studio threatend to sue.



Trixxie may know about it.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536624
Jane is confused. Wait...maybe she's not 173,958 15
10/03/2006 01:39 PM

Tabula Rasa



or



Post Hoc





I actually used Tabula Rasa as my name on GAB during my first two weeks here. I eventually passed it on to another GABber when she said I could name her.

 

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Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/03/2006 01:40 PM

How about a post punk band called

Wannahockalugi?

 

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Crackalonius 68,758 11
10/03/2006 01:42 PM

I find the name "Bloodfart" strangely appropriate for you, Pram.

 

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Shemp, sleepin' late and smokin' tea 22,222 17
10/03/2006 02:00 PM

Try, Rectum Rendinkis.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536644
Sage of Seattle (Salaciously Sacrilicious) 36,465 8
10/03/2006 02:14 PM

Ain't no way anybody's gonna beat "Pramma Donna", though "Ad Nauseum" is very close.



My take on it is, if anyone has ever chatted with him in IM, I'd say that "Non Sequitur" is appropriate....

 

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Juansidious 7,400 0
10/03/2006 02:26 PM

Just about the only Latin I know is Deus Ex Machina. But that's so cool it's got to be taken.

 

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Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 02:26 PM

"I find the name "Bloodfart" strangely appropriate for you, Pram."



Heh. You leave my ass out of this!

 

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Juansidious 7,400 0
10/03/2006 02:35 PM

Deus Ex Machina.



DEUS EX MACHINA!



I googled it, and although it's the name of a Polish emo band, I think they'll be too busy cutting themselves and being whiny little fags to care.

 

Funny 5 votes 3.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536672
Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/03/2006 02:36 PM

Non Bigus Dickus

 

Funny 4 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536675
Declan McManus, as Yaskov 131,887 36
10/03/2006 02:42 PM

How about "All-glass Aquarium"?



That way you can steal a neon sign from a pet shop, you idiot boy.

 

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Pram Fucking 80,728 42
10/03/2006 02:47 PM

What the Frost?

 

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Juansidious 7,400 0
10/03/2006 02:48 PM

I like that.



"All Glass Aquarium."



Very Indie.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536679
Juansidious 7,400 0
10/03/2006 02:49 PM

Wait, what's your current band name



"Baby Carriage Lover"?

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536680
Fratberry 283,018 53
10/03/2006 02:50 PM

The Botched Abortions

 

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Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/03/2006 02:51 PM

Pram is too emo to be indie.

 

Chuckleworthy 4 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536688
Juansidious 7,400 0
10/03/2006 02:55 PM

Ok, here it is:



Tubgirl



Then you could tell people your official website was tubgirl.com!



 

Amusing 2 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536697
Pram Fucking 80,728 42
10/03/2006 03:04 PM

Yeah, I'm so emo that I use drum machines instead of real drums, I wear a lot of black, and I used to dye my hair black and paint lines on my face. I ALSO used to write poetry on napkins and go to the Catwalk in Seattle on the weekends. I'm SO Frost-ing emo.



Even though I'm so goth, I fart darkness, Shakespeare bats, and piss eyeliner.

 

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Juansidious 7,400 0
10/03/2006 03:41 PM

bump bump bumpety bump

 

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shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/03/2006 03:43 PM

Shakespeare bats

That's gotta hurt at least a little bit...

Nevermind. I forgot who I was talking about for a minute.

 

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Pram Fucking 80,728 42
10/03/2006 04:09 PM

Juan, "pram" means other things than "baby carriage", you brownish Catholic.



Why don't you look it up, and stop being an ignorant Frosticus?

 

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ringworm 68,315 13
10/03/2006 07:18 PM

carpe burrito

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1536910
Zorb 1,592 11
10/03/2006 07:20 PM

Oh, how about...Nailus Chalkboardus