Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
10/03/2006 10:31 AM

You're already going to Hell. God hates fags and dykes.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
10/03/2006 10:32 AM

He hates lawyers more.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/03/2006 10:33 AM

Obviously the people god hates the most are the sick and the poor.





They just don't pray hard enough.

Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
10/03/2006 10:38 AM

I think all GABbers are going to hell.





You too Chickens.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
10/03/2006 10:39 AM

Hell is for Children...

Bankey 70,843 10
10/03/2006 10:40 AM

Hell is living in a house with Children.

the girl with colitis goes by 156,790 17
10/03/2006 10:43 AM

.... or cats.

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/03/2006 10:59 AM

Or cat children?

Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 01:44 PM

Damn! I didn't get a nice email like that! Mine went more like this:

Tweak 18,881 12
10/03/2006 02:24 PM

I see two possibilities there:

1. It's God's way of saying you're not even worth the effort of sending an email.



2. It's Satan's way of saying you're not even worth the effort of sending an email.

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/03/2006 02:30 PM

"I'm dying, I've been bad,



So since I'm perfection in every way possible, and have not a bad word to say to anybody, I get to live FOREVER?!?



Hurray!

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/03/2006 02:30 PM

My nose just grew 6 inches. How did that happen?

Crackalonius 68,758 11
10/03/2006 02:31 PM

A lot of STDs are still deadly.

Chix Votes No Incumbents 286,539 61
10/03/2006 02:32 PM

Just Sarah with her penis nose?

Prammy 80,728 42
10/03/2006 02:32 PM

I see two possibilities there:

1. It's God's way of saying you're not even worth the effort of sending an email.



2. It's Satan's way of saying you're not even worth the effort of sending an email.



Neither exist, so what else you got?

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
10/03/2006 02:32 PM

I walked by, and your penis had no room for growth.

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/03/2006 03:39 PM

Just Sarah with her penis nose?



Jealous?

scoobynoob 2,160 6
10/03/2006 03:40 PM

I kill cats. I heard there's a special place in heaven reserved for my kind.

Phuc 237,919 21
10/03/2006 03:42 PM

I kill cats. I heard there's a special place in heaven reserved for my kind.



With the Koreans?

Juansidious 7,400 0
10/03/2006 03:45 PM

Nah, I think that's the Chinese.



MSG stands for "Muy shredded gatos", which is Spanish for "Very shredded cats".

Chit 178,781 15
10/03/2006 03:48 PM

For all the non Chino-Latinos out there.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/03/2006 03:52 PM

I believe the term is Chinegro.



Or, if you're vulgar, Chigger.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/03/2006 03:54 PM

Oops, messed up my slurs.



They'd be latasians.

Bankey 70,843 10
10/03/2006 03:55 PM

Neither exist, so what else you got?



1. You're ugly and

2. Your Momma dresses you funny.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/03/2006 03:56 PM

Or possibly chitinos.



Or if they're part caucasian, Chai Latte

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/03/2006 03:57 PM

Chintinos..aren't those those kahki pants that were popular a few years back?

Pram Fucking 80,728 42
10/03/2006 04:16 PM

1. You're ugly and

2. Your Momma dresses you funny.





1.I may be ugly, but I can lose weight.



2.I would know if my Momma dressed me funny by her laughter as she put on my sailor suit and Power Rangers tennis shoes. So far, she has not even cracked a smile as she pinned the tie to my shirt. Not once.

Bizarrohulk 19 6
10/03/2006 05:03 PM

Don't worry, this guy says he "Believes" everyone is going to die some day. It's just one guy's opinion. We're not going to die someday just because some guy on the internet thinks so.

Pram Fucking 80,728 42
10/03/2006 06:19 PM

You know, you're right. Your fate will be to read something like this in your in-box:



New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie out now!



[really really really really not safe for work]

Pram Fucking 80,728 42
10/03/2006 06:24 PM

<action>makes the thread about sex. Cowabungaaaaa! </action>

The Secret Ingredient Is Zolton 88,200 34
10/03/2006 06:28 PM

I have been diagnosed with esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,



Hey, I want a disease that can defile all forms of medical treatment.



I've been wanting to take a Shakespeare all over prostate exams for a while now.

Pram Fucking 80,728 42
10/03/2006 08:16 PM

<action> raises his hand </action>



Is there going to be a quiz on that later?