Pubah can't play long today 56,805 18
10/05/2006 10:56 AM

You have seven more minute, then I must go.

Phuc 237,919 21
10/05/2006 10:58 AM

1. Anyone who knows enough about computers to make an informed decision does not work in retail, so you probably know as much as he does unless you're Jilly.



2. Don't buy it unless you've found a coupon or a deal or you're a student. Check out often.



3. If some Emerson on GAB yells at you to make your own computer, tell him to Frost off and that you wouldn't let him see your boobs if he were the last guy on erf.



4. Stop Frost-ing around and buy this.

Midgets 96,092 48
10/05/2006 10:59 AM

Getting your Dell over the phone can be a risky and expensive proposition.

I prefer to go the the playgroung to get by dell from children for free. Or when I think the authorities are on to me I'll just print a few pics from the album and go dell in the bathroom.



Wait, what are we talking about?

Pubah can't play long today 56,805 18
10/05/2006 10:59 AM

Does a set of teeth come out when you want to insert a disc?

BlueLeprechaun 13,144 10
10/05/2006 11:01 AM

3. If some Emerson on GAB yells at you to make your own computer,



What about selling my custom computers?



just sayin'...

Jihad Joe- The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
10/05/2006 11:01 AM

Phuc is right. Unless you have coupon or you're a student, don't bother. I ordered a laptop from their site, and it would have cost a small fortune had I not had discounts through being a student.

Pubah can't play long today 56,805 18
10/05/2006 11:02 AM

Thank you Phuc...good advice



Uh, Midge...get help (and tell me which parks you frequent)

Pubah can't play long today 56,805 18
10/05/2006 11:02 AM

Pubah go now

Midgets 96,092 48
10/05/2006 11:04 AM

If you live near a university put up a want ad. The little piss ants will sell daddys Shakespeare cheap when they need beer or pot money. I picked up a Thinkpad (yeah, pissoff I like it) for $100 bucks that way.

Dave's not here 52,827 16
10/05/2006 11:04 AM

The only advantage of dell used to be tha support and warranty, and the support has turned to Shakespeare.



That being said there are several people here who build custom systems, myself and Blue Lep being two.

Pubah can't play long today 56,805 18
10/05/2006 11:14 AM

<action>Watches all the catholic school skirted preteens skipping throughout the library</action>



On second thought...

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/05/2006 11:16 AM

He said the playground!

Not the library. There are too many people in the library.

Abort! Abort!

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/05/2006 11:17 AM

Post pictures.

Dianapop 57,835 109
10/05/2006 11:23 AM

Pubah doesn't have a camera!

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/05/2006 11:26 AM

Post sketches then....

"Liberry" is bound to have a pencil, some paper and a scaner.

Phuc 237,919 21
10/05/2006 11:26 AM

Here. It's good, it's cheap, the support is good, and if something goes wrong, you're protected, which is a gamble with custom houses.



Now gimme some rice.

Pubah can't play long today 56,805 18
10/05/2006 12:17 PM

<action>Hands Phuc some (slightly used) rice)</action>



Pubah is always concered about being 'Goatsed' when opening PhucLinks...not to be confused with cufflinks which Pubah wears on special occasions.



Looks like I'll need to collect more cans or get used to staring at seventh grade pastylegs.

Phuc 237,919 21
10/05/2006 12:43 PM

I don't believe that I have every goatse'd or tubgirled anyone, and I only once didn't label a link that was NSFW and that was because I was trying to suck my own Coleridge at the time and I was kind of lightheaded.



Whatever you do, don't get one of these. It's been in the retail store so long, it's circuits are crossed.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/05/2006 12:44 PM

OH DEAR GOD MY EYES!!!

Coprophagic Snork. 45,655 12
10/05/2006 12:44 PM

He looks like Donkey from Shrek.

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/05/2006 12:46 PM

Snorks right, you know.

Coprophagic Snork. 45,655 12
10/05/2006 12:47 PM

Um. Wow.

Phuc 237,919 21
10/05/2006 12:48 PM

<action>wipes a tear</action>You guys... are the best friends... a slope evuh had...

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/05/2006 12:51 PM

Ya know, I knew he looked familiar.

Phuc 237,919 21
10/05/2006 01:03 PM

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a pram fly.

Pubah can't play long today 56,805 18
10/05/2006 01:07 PM

You look like my godson...



...but you can't be...





...he's a negro

Hello Mofo 10,950 10
10/05/2006 01:09 PM

Go to Best Buy and get a mid-range Gateway. They're stable and they have a secondary "doctor drive" that allows the computer to restore itself. They're cheap, and you can upgrade them as you need to, as long as you know what you're doing. Just make sure you get a Core 2 Duo processor and don't let them stick you with an AMD P.O.S., or an older Pentium for that matter.

Phuc 237,919 21
10/05/2006 01:10 PM

5-Orb for Mofo for this: "They're stable."

Pubah can't play long today 56,805 18
10/05/2006 01:11 PM

Okay...best buy...Gateway



I'll make a table from the cow box.

Coprophagic Snork. 45,655 12
10/05/2006 01:28 PM

I'm too late, because I suck at photoshop. Anyway:



ZOMG!

Pumpkin Noggin-Soggy pumpkins make good pie 56,642 8
10/05/2006 01:36 PM

That looks like Pram in drag now.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
10/05/2006 01:37 PM

I was inspired.

Or bored. I have a hard time telling the difference.

Fratberry 283,018 53
10/05/2006 02:40 PM

Awesome.

PRAM IT UP YOUR ASS! 80,728 42
10/05/2006 03:01 PM

<action> bursts into tears </action>



GO TO DELL!

Werehampsta 6,375 8
10/05/2006 03:05 PM

Dells suck. They cost about the same as other brands, but aren't nearly as well-made.

Just Sarah. 30,601 8
10/05/2006 05:19 PM

I smell a "GABbers who look like Disney characters" thread.

Coprophagic Snork. 45,655 12
10/05/2006 06:03 PM

I smell tuna.



Pram's mom should wash more often.

Pram's Mom 80,728 42
10/05/2006 06:09 PM

<action> treats washing as a chore </action>



It's not my month to do it.

ringworm 68,315 13
10/06/2006 02:46 AM

has anyone else noticed how similar that purple gorilla in the dell commercial w/ the justin guarini wannabe resembles the bonzi buddy? is dell saying they'll save you the bother of accidentally installing spyware by pre-installing at your request?

Hit-N-Run Pubah 56,805 18
10/11/2006 12:43 PM

<action>'s Head Explodes</action>



Dell or Cow Box???





I'm so confused!!!

Phuc 237,919 21
10/11/2006 02:50 PM

Whatever you do--stay away from the cow box!!! Defective motherboards and Jilly-like customer service should be enough of a deterrent.



You can get a huge deal on a Dell if you keep searching slickdeals.net or fatwallet.com for coupons. Yeah, it's not as good as having some pasty-faced dork build you one, but in buying a name brand, you are helping keep our gene pool that much cleaner.

Hit-N-Run Pubah 56,805 18
10/11/2006 02:53 PM

Mega yellow skulls for



Jilly-like customer service.



Dude, I'm gettin a Dell!